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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any hot stewardesses around or are you working for low-cost airline?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there are hot stewardess

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I pay $1000 to a flight attendant in business class and have sex with her in the toilet?
    if so how much?

    • 4 months ago
      Cult of Passion

      >in the toilet
      How can you fit one, let alone two, people inside of a latrine?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very messily.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What plane types are you qualified for?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dash8
      A330

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is nepotism prevalent in this field? Do you need to know somebody to get the best routes or is it just random? What is the golden goose among pilots (company where they all want to work)? Do you know someone who crashed?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I know someone who crashed and every every single one of my teachers knew someone who crashed and died which concerned me lol, unfortunately there’s a lot of crashes in general small aviation that no one ever hears about. That guy I knew who died, no one ever spoke about it, it’s like it never happened, if I wasn’t present at that airfield that day I would never have known. Very weird. For your nepotism question it’s a yes and no. Everyone in the industry will tell you yes (like any other industry) but try to be really anti social (be mysterious) and do really well and once your done apply to every company on earth(even if you don’t meet the exact requirements) you’d be surprised how things will turn out. And also NEVER BECOME A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR, ITS A SCAM, ITS THE MOST DANGEROUS JOB IN THE WORLD.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        1) Is there any possible way for general aviation to be affordable/worthwhile for someone who has no intention of making a profession out of being a pilot, and is not rich
        2) Regarding the crashes, what percentage of them would you say are due to egregious pilot error (as in, from your point of view you feel the accident was easily avoidable) vs pilot error that scares you (I would have made the same mistake) vs unlucky, unsalvageable situation due to mechanical or other failure

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did it within a year and my family is poor. It’s called working full time and putting all your money into and try to get a loan of 30k if you intend on starting immediately or save up 30k until then so you won’t have to worry about cash while training and obviously most of the crashes are human error (inexperience) since it’s low experience student/pilots but a lot of the time it’s just bad coincidences. You really should not worry about that but I will tell you that you will experience close calls in your career/training that’s for sure!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon. Also do you have any opinion on the eternal Airbus vs Boeing debate?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              My opinion is that when you first start you should fly Boeing like the 737, because it’ll be more fun and more challenging, and when you’re ready to settle in like at 30 or 40 fly airbus because you can be more intellectually lazy. Airbus is all computers/very spacious wienerpit/less noise/better quality of life and when you have an emergency, the checklists automatically pops up and you don’t have to worry

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a European planning to enter a 0-ATP program and have a hard time deciding between going to university(free in Europe) or simply going to a flight school. They cost the same, the only difference is uni is one year longer and obviously you get a degree. Are major US airlines still as anal about uni degrees or have they changed? We can start flying for airlines with a frozen ATP over here and don't have the 1500-hour rule that Americans do.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that part of your training requires you to listen to certain black box recordings of pilots who perished on that flight? What for? If true, what was the most haunting one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no legal requirement for that in my training, so no. If a teacher wanted to make us listen to that then that’s that

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have these 2 bumps on my dick that look like ingrown hairs but they're not. Not stds. My doctor said they were pearly penile papules but I'm not convinced either. Should I see a dermatologist about removing them from such a risky area

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      papules are usually only on the rim of the dickhead. also usually more than two but if the doc checked you out and said that’s what it is the maybe it is.
      if you got some balls on you you could grab a soldering iron and burn them off yourself. works the same as docs co2 laser if you’re careful.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You’d be surprised when I was 17 I went down on one knee and asked her to marry me, she got super mad and started crying and walked to her house

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which airline ha$ the prettiest flight attendants. Do the roasties for Western airlines b***h about how other countries discriminate based on looks? Personal favorite country to fly to? How often do you have one night stands when visiting a place?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ones with the prettiest flight attendants are in Europe like Ryanair or easy jet. And I am married so I don’t do one night stands however 2 flight attendants (from my understanding of that whole situation that night) they wanted a 3some with me but I refuse and I am not some type of sigma since they are super loose

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The ones with the prettiest flight attendants are in Europe
        Air Serbia has some real hotties

        I really enjoy Italy not because of the country but because of how easy the landing procedure is there(I hate italy)

        >I hate italy
        why?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bottom barrel budget airlines have the prettiest flight attendants
        Somebody I doubt this. I mean pilots are the best ones to know, hardly any regular passenger flies enough to get a proper sample size(for example the prettiest ones I’ve seen were on BA, and I doubt that’s a general rule. But I just really doubt the airlines that fly the trashiest passengers and probably pay the least have the hottest ones. Not only does it not make sense, it seems a bad idea to use hot blondes to fly around horny Brit 20 year olds and horny pajeets and horny muzzies. I’ve always heard it’s ones like qatar airways that have the hottest which makes much more sense. Also I think letting uggos and fats be stewardesses is a sign the west is falling.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I don't buy budget airlines having attractive FAs. I flew on Scoot (a massive sample size of 1) and the women were super unattractive AND they had a male steward. They scrape the bottom of the barrel for sure.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro you must not be American. The Flight stewardesses are fricking ugly as shit here.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don’t do one night stands
        >married
        Those are not exclusive.
        I mean, is cheating common in the industry? Because I've heard a lot of it and it's seems to be

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really enjoy Italy not because of the country but because of how easy the landing procedure is there(I hate italy)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emirates holy SHIT, how is this even a question.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are bang average girls. Korean Air and Wizzair have far hotter girls. The Koreans are like dolls rolled off a production line. So cute.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be hard for a rookie pilot to manuever the planes into WTC 9/11???

    Thoughts on skyking?

    Ive always wanted to fly
    What are alternatives to flying people?
    Flying cargo? And maybe i will just joina club and fly for fun instead of work

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ask a 23yo pilot anything

    What's the difference between a pilot and a large pizza?

    the pizza can feed a family of four

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a pretty big guy anon

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is flying for 2nd rate airlines?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you fly the plane?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I make some money out of ppl or cpl? Is it easy to find some buisness that will hire me for small freights or a millionaire to fly around? I don't like big planes and airports but small jets or single rotor planes are very cool. How is the market for that generally speaking? Or can you compare the salary in big aviation and small aviation?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not op but another pilotgay
      Under a few specific circumstances with the right connections and living in the right place it is possible to make solid money from a CPL. Anyone else will end up in the usual puddle jumper Pilot "starting hot spots" pipeline, where 300 People compete for something like 10 jobs (usual places Indonesia, Zimbabwe, Caribbean island, Brazil, Colombia) with a pretty meh payday.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there black women pilots that are obvious diversity hires?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I take flying lessons?
    How much work per day do you do? For example I make $105k a year but due 2-3 hours of actual productive work per day.
    Why are foreigners so damn pretty? I know better than to bother them but I rarely see people on the street or train in the us with anything other than disgust.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chchchchch

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many young women want to be pilots?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How strict are the grooming standards at your place of work and how short do you have to cut your hair

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quadruple boosted?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What airport has the best bathroom scene

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it feel like to be flying around in the sky all day? Do you sometimes feel like it's your home/world and the land is somewhere you just visit?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about landwhales?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How accurate is this video?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      im not a pilot but alot of these statements on no rest time or paying for your meal are pretty inaccurate atleast in the US due to limitations on consecutive flight hours and regulations to make it soo you arent too tired to fly a plane and the unions definitely protect the pilots from going illegal (going over legal flight hours) if i recall

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much pussy have you banged?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm scared of flying, is there time period that are safer or got tips to maximize my chance of not crashing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP has stopped posting but there hasn't been an airline fatality in a 1st world country on a 1st world airline since those asiatics came in too low at SFO a decade ago.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simply go for a discovery flight at a flight school. Once you understand a aircraft and how much effort goes into safety & precautions there's no reason left to be afraid of flying.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I leave engineering school to be a pilot instead? I am not very good at math and studying, does pilot school have a lot of that? Also, is it hard have a family as a pilot? Thanks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The physics is nothing harder than high school level, basic multiplying/ dividing.
      Family is the b***h, depending on which field you go in. I've only been home a week in the last month, and I know guys that day they spent 300 days in a year out of a hotel

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP what's the secret of your voice announcement being so unintelligible

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      most pilots are autist so therefore have bad emotional intelligence/public speaking skills

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiredness.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many countries have you introduced new HIV strains to?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate pilots. fricking over glorified bus drivers you are. frick off with your ama.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would seem someone's superiority has enraged you

      • 4 months ago
        Cult of Passion

        >someone's superiority
        Chinese busdrivers are superior to American fighter pilots.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very jelly

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys really give out trading cards?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I have my CFI CFII MEI and I have NO idea how to get a job instructing or preferably doing anything else with them. I keep hearing it's an insurance problem on their end. I also have no connections what would you recommend

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why have you left the thread?

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting flight school soon but I refuse to cut my hair
    Seems like my only option is to live in a shack in western Alaska and run mail for minimum wage

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think makes you extraordinary? You drive public transport.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a pilot (not OP) I approve this message.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mean to put you down friend, just bored of people thinking when they get a decent laying job they're some kind of Nobel prize winner.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are all defense/airlines pilots complete wienersuckers? t. LAME

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the profession that makes the man, it's the type of man who thrives in that profession.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do for work?

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did you get your training for your pilot's license? If I want to get a pilot's license (for non-commercial purposes) do you have a recommended path?

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many jabs? Heart palpitations? Will you get jabbed again to keep your job? Your heart feel ok?

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you worried about radiation exposure? You must be getting the equivalent of 500 chest x-rays a year.

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