The performance is dogshit. It's stil fun as a hobbyist though. I love planes but the lifestyle around being a pilot looks fricking awful. Maybe one day I'll get a ppl for shits and buy a small plane even though I like commercial planes. Judging from that pic, are you in a 787?
No, it’s not fun, unless airplanes are your INTENSE passion, DO NOT BECOME A PILOT, even if you have the money it takes a lot of sacrifices and hard work, this is not simply a career, it’s a lifestyle, I have no money and I had to move for like the next year until my contract is up.
Yes a lot of them are turbo “hoes” and I make 4K a month while the guy or girl to my left makes 10-14k while the guy or girl in the United States makes like 20-30k a month. So you know, I guess I’ll continue to enjoy my tuna fish, ramen eating life with no friends or anything, away from home doing my “dream”
I am extremely passionate but when you have no money, no friends, 20 hours away from home, no nothing, it makes you feel like crap, plus on top of that I’m a leaf
any passion turned employment takes a while to pay off. ive been following my passion I suppose for the last decade and only in the past 2 years has it really been paying reasonably well
It’s not about just the money, it’s about everything, the whole concept, I’ve been lied to my whole life and everyone has been mean to me and I’ve never sought revenge and I never will but it just bothers me and when you have no cash it makes it 1.5x worse
I am extremely passionate but when you have no money, no friends, 20 hours away from home, no nothing, it makes you feel like crap, plus on top of that I’m a leaf
I actually think you're the real deal. I was on my way too but it got real gay real fast and that wasn't what I was after in the end. Still like flying though.
I recommend playing shitcoins on the side.
No it’s not too late, but unless you have a lot of money it’s really not gonna be fun but if you do have money then it should be so so. But you gotta do it the intense route
I’ve learned in life that I’m a useless dumb piece of shit, everything is outta my hands and is in the lord Jesus hands. I swear if you see me in real life you’ll see as the most emotionless person ever, I’m dead inside. I just don’t care. I have faith in God
Black person leafs build Black person planes man, of course they suck to ride in. dash 8s look like flying pencils. better hope that crosswind landing is under 2 knots or youre 75 degrees crabbed getting bounced all around. my dad was a pilot, forced retirement about a month ago. he said there's a popular saying between pilots about dash 8s. "dash 8s are supremely gay Black person pencils with israeli tendencies"
Top fricking kek. I'm used to flying a320s in the sim. Too EZ. I like a little bit of judaism at minimums for the challenge. The Black folk I can do without so I just disable the ramp monkeys
The thing is, here in Canada you can become a co pilot in a big airplane with really low hours however we get paid absolutely nothing. Imagine making 50k monopolies leaf dollars after paying 100k for an education and having to wait at least 5 years to make the “big bucks”
I really don’t know, sometimes I feel dumb and sometimes I feel smart, everyone calls me smart but I feel like they don’t know the real me. It’s either like 90 or 120. I’ve done 1 IQ test and it gave me like 115 but I don’t believe it.
I make 4K a month while the guy/woman to my left takes in 10-15k a month (how??)
The most messed up thing I’ve seen is that procedures are broken 24/7 everywhere, there’s not a single company that cares about training or safety or anything. It’s really concerning but i have no friends and no one cares about me so why should i care
>I make 4K
The frick? I make 3.5K a month and I deliver pizzas >It’s really concerning but i have no friends and no one cares about me so why should i care
Why don't you start dating some hot stewardess fren?
Because I want a noble woman and not a stewardess (some I assume are good people) but you know, when you’re eating ramen noodles and tuna fish and your nice car broke down so now you gotta drive some weird looking old car, I don’t have any confidence. It’s insane how much money I had as a 16-18 year old.
I don’t know anything about airbus but even if you lose all hydraulics you’ll still always be able to fly the plane, insane redundancy, experienced pilots, ideal wienerpit layout, it’s just a breeze to fly
I hope you're right. I'll have to step in an A350 soon and I have irrational fears that the plane's gonna crash because the universe hates me or something like that. I guess the fear is based on me having no control over the plane, guess I'm a control freak.
what's the point of being a pilot in current year when the flight attendants are either old, fat, or male?
is it true that pilots close their eyes 3 seconds before landing just to make it more challenging?
I really went the intense route, I put 99% of my paycheck in it, I didn’t sleep for 2 years. It was hard, that’s why right now I expected to be rewarded just a bit and I guess I am since I am living my “dream job” but people still treated me like crap and now I have no money
Look at a straight line like the horizon in front of you and tilt your head in any direction even upside down, that straight line is still a straight line
Your eyes remain horizontal in your eye sockets no matter how you tilt your head, so the picture your brain produces stays flat and the horizon remains level in the distance. Unless you have a disability.
>Your eyes remain horizontal in your eye sockets no matter how you tilt your head
ma dude this is straight steaming BULLSHIT. Eyes are engraved staticaly in your sockets, they dont rotate like balls in a cup of water you absolute troglodyte. I feel dumber just explaining this things
Just go look closely in a mirror and tilt your head. Notice your eyeballs stay upright while your head moves. It's easy to see since your iris has little lines in it that provide good reference.
Perhaps not for stunted pygmies such as yourself, but if a normal human being goes and looks in a mirror and tilts his head, he'll notice his eyeballs are remaining in their original orientation.
If you're playing video games or watching a camera recording from inside a banking aircraft you will see a different effect. You're simply demonstrating that you're a no-wings homosexual.
I would love that too. Anything to get out of here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
MIddle East or Africa if you have no patience
Otherwise just grind hours and become captain where you are now, life and pay become much better then.
Get 3-4k hours with 1k captain and you're in a much better position to apply for positions that pay 100k+
Keep some money aside to deal with layoffs/companies going out of business, it's part of the industry. I was about where you are now when 9/11 happened and no one got hired for a few years
Hey man, what should I do to get into flying? It seems my only option is join the military or sign up for these cadet programs. Only problem is I can’t fly Sunday cause I got church, so I’m pretty sure that makes airlines not an option. Thoughts?
Also if you check on 9/11, the weather was supposed to be Relatively Shit that day but it was a perfectly clear morning, that was done intentionally, i did a whole mini project on it until i lost my usb key in a hotel
Estoy es american?
Have you ever jerk offd while flying the plane?
No but I have as a passenger like 6 years ago when I was around 14 and I really regret it. Cause it’s really sinful and stupid
Do you and the co-pilot ever give each other the Dutch rudder?
You are 20 years old and a pilot?
21
>21
>airline pilot
lol
you should have done your research, moron
airline pilots (737 and larger) at minimum are 25 years old
Ah figures it's a stupid LARP post.
That is an untrue statement, plus I don’t fly the 737 and in Canada there’s no 25 year old rule
Maybe he pilots cessna with propeller, that is possible.. but i've never seen a 737 pilot who is under 26.
Cool cause I never flown a 737
Very untrue statement
iz u kangz or iz u aint?
Gotta redo the Chart-A, the weight and balance is definitely off.
What happened to MH370? Pilot suicide? Remote hijacking? israeli tricks?
I think what happened is what happens to mother penguins when they lose their child
Do you use xplane or fs2020
Fs2020 but it’s really trash, I use it to do dumb stuff
The performance is dogshit. It's stil fun as a hobbyist though. I love planes but the lifestyle around being a pilot looks fricking awful. Maybe one day I'll get a ppl for shits and buy a small plane even though I like commercial planes. Judging from that pic, are you in a 787?
Is it fun?
No, it’s not fun, unless airplanes are your INTENSE passion, DO NOT BECOME A PILOT, even if you have the money it takes a lot of sacrifices and hard work, this is not simply a career, it’s a lifestyle, I have no money and I had to move for like the next year until my contract is up.
>I have no money
Jesus, what's your payrate?
Also do you or any other pilots fugg any of the flight attendants? I've heard the girls are turbo hoes and the men are raging power bottoms.
Yes a lot of them are turbo “hoes” and I make 4K a month while the guy or girl to my left makes 10-14k while the guy or girl in the United States makes like 20-30k a month. So you know, I guess I’ll continue to enjoy my tuna fish, ramen eating life with no friends or anything, away from home doing my “dream”
why did you do it if it sounds like you aren't truly passionate?
I am extremely passionate but when you have no money, no friends, 20 hours away from home, no nothing, it makes you feel like crap, plus on top of that I’m a leaf
any passion turned employment takes a while to pay off. ive been following my passion I suppose for the last decade and only in the past 2 years has it really been paying reasonably well
hmm maybe as you advance in the hierarchy you'll get higher pay and thus happiness?
Also it should be easy to bang some stewardesses I would imagine
It’s not about just the money, it’s about everything, the whole concept, I’ve been lied to my whole life and everyone has been mean to me and I’ve never sought revenge and I never will but it just bothers me and when you have no cash it makes it 1.5x worse
I actually think you're the real deal. I was on my way too but it got real gay real fast and that wasn't what I was after in the end. Still like flying though.
I recommend playing shitcoins on the side.
>Do you know where the brake pedal is?
Bix nood?
they still require a vaxpass?
Are stewardesses as horny as I've heard?
What's the best kind of horse?
>Crab in Bucket, meet Horse in Pen.
It's a metaphor for death that they are showing you.
>the 6 foot Chad's vs the 5 foot 11 manlets
Horselett BTFOd.
Are black horses more rapey than white horses ?
Yes. They also have less money and lower IQs.
Whichever horse is nice to my Frens
Checked. Never change anon.
As if he just went through time portal. Mind: blown.
Is it true all the female flight attendants are huge bawds from being on the road half the week? Do you bang them?
Who's the safest carrier to fly with that has pilots and mechanics that know what they're doing and not diversity hires? Who makes the safest planes?
Delta or southwest
Is the world flat?
I’m not to quite sure
Is it too late at 33 to become an airline pilot?
No it’s not too late, but unless you have a lot of money it’s really not gonna be fun but if you do have money then it should be so so. But you gotta do it the intense route
It is definitely too late in Switzerland.
They dont hire anyone above 25.
Would you fly air India sar
I’ve learned in life that I’m a useless dumb piece of shit, everything is outta my hands and is in the lord Jesus hands. I swear if you see me in real life you’ll see as the most emotionless person ever, I’m dead inside. I just don’t care. I have faith in God
This is not what I want to hear from my pilot
That's fricking scary, I think I'd rather roll the dice with a Black person as a pilot than a depressed christcuck
>Yeah uhhh this is your Captain speaking...
>so just remember that from here on we're all in God's hands, not mine
>...enjoy the flight
That was true of every plane ride you ever took whether the pilots admits it or not.
Ive also heart about the female fliget attendants being realy loose and into kinky stuff…is it true?
Yes it’s true
kinky stuff such as?
I have no idea but I know for a fact that Lufthansa flight attendants are extra loose and extra dumb but they’re good people
Do you know if any of the airport wagies have comfy jobs? I'd never be a pilot but wouldn't mind working on the runway or whatever.
Airfield Maintenance is pretty comfy especially if you drive the sand trucks.
Whats your ratings/how many hours have ye.
Curious how different it is from here in FAA land
pic rel is my day job
1200 hours
Dash 8 rating
Ah regional. That sucks. I like the dash 8 though, wish it was in msfs. Kinda shitty as a passenger though
Black person leafs build Black person planes man, of course they suck to ride in. dash 8s look like flying pencils. better hope that crosswind landing is under 2 knots or youre 75 degrees crabbed getting bounced all around. my dad was a pilot, forced retirement about a month ago. he said there's a popular saying between pilots about dash 8s. "dash 8s are supremely gay Black person pencils with israeli tendencies"
Top fricking kek. I'm used to flying a320s in the sim. Too EZ. I like a little bit of judaism at minimums for the challenge. The Black folk I can do without so I just disable the ramp monkeys
Damn how many hours did you need for the ATP equivalent in leafland?
It's 1500 hours here which is stupid IMO and the main reason I stay in software (also I can smoke weed)
You need 1500 hours for your ATPL
but you can fly pax without it?
Yes
but here in Canada if you have 250 hours and a special exam, you can become a co pilot on big planes. It’s sort of like frozen ATPL
The thing is, here in Canada you can become a co pilot in a big airplane with really low hours however we get paid absolutely nothing. Imagine making 50k monopolies leaf dollars after paying 100k for an education and having to wait at least 5 years to make the “big bucks”
Can I touch your hair?
Sure but I have some coconut oil on it
why cant I wear a parachute while riding in a boeing?
>Poltards are flying airplanes now
Never stepping foot on a plane ever again.
Do you really need to sit there or can we just sell 2 more tickets?
Ever had to ask one of these newfangled jeet or Black person controllers to repeat their unintelligible instructions?
Black ATC is worse than eastern europe and Western Europe ATC.
Who are your stinkiest passengers?
What does FL370 mean?
It means flight level 370
Altitude = 37 000 feet if you altimeter is set to standard (29.92 inches of mercury) or (1013.15 hectopascals )
Thanks OP…
>a fricking leaf
would u get on a flight with women pilots?
Some of my captain are women
Is the earth flat?
I don’t know
Do you have to continually nose down throughout long flights once at altitude to account for the curvature of the earth? I bet you don't.
Why would he need to? Gravity is present.
>IQ?
>How much you make a month?
>What's the most fricked up thing you ever saw?
I really don’t know, sometimes I feel dumb and sometimes I feel smart, everyone calls me smart but I feel like they don’t know the real me. It’s either like 90 or 120. I’ve done 1 IQ test and it gave me like 115 but I don’t believe it.
I make 4K a month while the guy/woman to my left takes in 10-15k a month (how??)
The most messed up thing I’ve seen is that procedures are broken 24/7 everywhere, there’s not a single company that cares about training or safety or anything. It’s really concerning but i have no friends and no one cares about me so why should i care
>I make 4K
The frick? I make 3.5K a month and I deliver pizzas
>It’s really concerning but i have no friends and no one cares about me so why should i care
Why don't you start dating some hot stewardess fren?
Because I want a noble woman and not a stewardess (some I assume are good people) but you know, when you’re eating ramen noodles and tuna fish and your nice car broke down so now you gotta drive some weird looking old car, I don’t have any confidence. It’s insane how much money I had as a 16-18 year old.
OK 'Cap try this.
What is the most serious defect you have registered on the defect list but have still decided to fly with.
If you are actually a pilot then you will be familiar with the procedure.
How safe is the A350? How many things must go wrong before I crash (I'm a passenger)?
I might have mild phobia of flying.
A350 is the safest plane that has ever existed
Care to explain some reasons why is it so safe? What if there's a fire that's extinguished but it burns important electrical wires?
Why doesn't Airbus allow overriding fly by wire?
Airbus flight protection envelope can be overridden if that's what you mean. Just disable the ELAC kek
Oh wait that's a320 only nvm idk what it's called on a350
You can still override everything
Yea I just don't know what it's called. Airbus systems are so fricking cool though. They really are a modern marvel of engineering
I don’t know anything about airbus but even if you lose all hydraulics you’ll still always be able to fly the plane, insane redundancy, experienced pilots, ideal wienerpit layout, it’s just a breeze to fly
I hope you're right. I'll have to step in an A350 soon and I have irrational fears that the plane's gonna crash because the universe hates me or something like that. I guess the fear is based on me having no control over the plane, guess I'm a control freak.
How many UFOs have you seen? Have you seen the light orbs? What do they look like while flying?
Have you seen a UFO whose origin is not from planet Earth?
I once seen a hot air balloon close to the down wind where I was about to land
how much is the pilot license in Canada? Here it's 40K usd
Here it’s between 70-100k CAD
>ask me anything
Did you post from that 777 yesterday, or the day before, whichever it was
No it was not me
How dangerous is flying REALLY? I don't believe the mainstream bullshit about Airline Safety. How bad is it?
How dangerous is it? Honestly, I think this is the most accurate statement, it’s as safe as driving in an Uber for 23 minutes in the subburbs
what's the point of being a pilot in current year when the flight attendants are either old, fat, or male?
is it true that pilots close their eyes 3 seconds before landing just to make it more challenging?
how did you get to be a pilot at such a young age ?
I really went the intense route, I put 99% of my paycheck in it, I didn’t sleep for 2 years. It was hard, that’s why right now I expected to be rewarded just a bit and I guess I am since I am living my “dream job” but people still treated me like crap and now I have no money
>I have no money
>earns 4k a month
I earn 0 for 27 years and live at parents and haven't been able to find a job. Stop whining, homosexual.
Just one question, OP
Picel
The horizon doesn’t change
So A
wdym it doesnt change
Look at a straight line like the horizon in front of you and tilt your head in any direction even upside down, that straight line is still a straight line
ok you are trolling.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestibulo%E2%80%93ocular_reflex
Your eyes remain horizontal in your eye sockets no matter how you tilt your head, so the picture your brain produces stays flat and the horizon remains level in the distance. Unless you have a disability.
what about when I look overhead? how do they rotate instantly 180 degrees?
>Your eyes remain horizontal in your eye sockets no matter how you tilt your head
ma dude this is straight steaming BULLSHIT. Eyes are engraved staticaly in your sockets, they dont rotate like balls in a cup of water you absolute troglodyte. I feel dumber just explaining this things
alitalia chad, are they just fricking with me?
Just go look closely in a mirror and tilt your head. Notice your eyeballs stay upright while your head moves. It's easy to see since your iris has little lines in it that provide good reference.
Perhaps not for stunted pygmies such as yourself, but if a normal human being goes and looks in a mirror and tilts his head, he'll notice his eyeballs are remaining in their original orientation.
If you're playing video games or watching a camera recording from inside a banking aircraft you will see a different effect. You're simply demonstrating that you're a no-wings homosexual.
B.
It’s over
>its a cuz horizon never change
dude give me a break
In your video games, perhaps.
Would you rather fly an Airbus or a Boeing?
I’d rather fly an airbus because it’s way more comfy
Where do pajeets poo on the plane?
>mfw my A350 pilot's gonna be some stupid newbie frogposter
Do you do long or short haul? Passengers or cargo?
Short hauled passenger and cargo
I get the idea cargo would be better to fly then passengers. What's your take on it?
Yes, flying for FedEx would be a dream come true, but they only hire American pilots
What about pic related?
I would love that too. Anything to get out of here
MIddle East or Africa if you have no patience
Otherwise just grind hours and become captain where you are now, life and pay become much better then.
Get 3-4k hours with 1k captain and you're in a much better position to apply for positions that pay 100k+
Keep some money aside to deal with layoffs/companies going out of business, it's part of the industry. I was about where you are now when 9/11 happened and no one got hired for a few years
Do you have a blowup doll in your wienerpit?
What ?
Do u use ForeFlight?
Are u part 121 or 135. Purely civilian experience?
We use ForeFlight but the prices are stupid
Hey man, what should I do to get into flying? It seems my only option is join the military or sign up for these cadet programs. Only problem is I can’t fly Sunday cause I got church, so I’m pretty sure that makes airlines not an option. Thoughts?
How much did all your training cost?
Almost 100 grand CAD which is like 60k euros
Yea, why I never became a pilot. Just leaning to fly a cessna is too much for me
It always feels like that, just don’t care, it’s that easy
I'm in my mid 30s now, so I'm well past that idea. But congrats on your part
Calgary is a shit show
Do you ever feel like crashing the plane just to get out of your missery? No more tuna and nudels life?
do you see the curve of earth?
Who was the most incompetent pilot you have seen?
I had to look in a mirror to figure it out
Well you're not dead yet!
I’m joking, sort of, I’ve noticed that pilots are pretty moronic and the training is very moronic
Do you believe in chemtrails?
No but the government does in fact alternates the weather
How so if not with chemtrails?
With some weird lasers, some weather guy for the government accidentally said too much in our class but who cares
Also if you check on 9/11, the weather was supposed to be Relatively Shit that day but it was a perfectly clear morning, that was done intentionally, i did a whole mini project on it until i lost my usb key in a hotel
How the FRICK do I work an FMS?
You’ll only truly understand when the company gives you training, the dash 8 is actually pretty simple
at what age is it too late to start?
Anything after 22 you’ll be miserable unless you have a lot of money, then you’ll just be unhappy
OK. I will continue to poke at them in MSFS like a monkey.
You should get Aerofly FS2023 on your phone, it’s the most realistic flight simulator ever, buy all the airplanes, it’s like 15$
>on your phone
I’m telling you, all the buttons actually work and it’s most similar to real life physics
Tell me about /skg/ fren
How does it feel that a bunch of pajeets might take control of your plane at any time using object oriented programming?
What's with your syntax? Are you white?
Sorry, I went to French school
So you're Quebecois?
Yes and no
First language is English ,but I’ve never learned it, properly. If you heard me speak, you would never tell, you’d probably think im super awesome
WHOOP WHOOP TERRAIN TERRAIN WHOOP WHOOP
>lands safely
I love landing and when all the warnings are saying "PULL UP" kek
have you started experiencing your vaxx injuries yet or are you still waiting for the other shoe to drop