Berlin

going to Berlin in a couple of weeks, recc me some stuff to do, museums art stuff good food

also I’m big on the music culture, I wouldn’t risk not getting in berghain/panorama so what do you guys recommend, tresor sissyphus kitkat?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit up a couple brothels and get drunk at bar monkey

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      any tips on brothels?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artemis is your safest choice.

  2. 9 months ago
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  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These, I especially enjoyed the history museum and the pergamon

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex party at Kitkat Club on Friday nights.
    Drink in the afternoons in Boxhagener Plz while the weather is still nice.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wouldn’t risk not getting in berghain/panorama
    what's the risk? kek

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was just there anon
    did a week in early july

    I went for work but that only took up 2/3 days and meant I had some people to go to wierd wienertail bars with

    I was there on the weekend of rave the planet which was good
    went tresor the same night

    people in tresor said if you go sissyphos where colorr, I wore black and didnt get in but I was hella tired too
    I tried berghain for shits and giggles next and got rejected

    as for touristy stuff I did Tiergarden
    berlin wall (various places all over)
    multiple museams (they are small imo and you can knock them out pretty quick)
    barendenberg, alexandraplatz and the welt baloon

    bolt is hella cheap there
    the rail network is okay, coming from london the UX is bad but its cheap

    I did a nazi tour but I wanted to do the cold war tour instead (it was too late to book it)

    If / when I go again I'll try sissyphos again and kit kat
    for kit kat you need an 'outfit'

    there are saunas too called FKK if thats your thing

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on paying for sex. i want a threesome before i die or get married.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you like the music go to a club and meet randoms inside

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going there on friday! What's the best way to meet ppl as a solo traveller?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As somebody who's from Berlin it's hilarious reading these replies kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so how is it like living in berlin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty gud unless you live in one of the ghetto districts
        But generally it's getting gentrified to death right now so even those are rarer and rarer and getting pushed to the outskirts. Marzahn is the most infamous one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          because everyone wanna move to berlin and as a result is getting more expensive
          yikes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep you just summed up literally every city with a population over 1mil kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Berlin-anon, what less known places do you suggest to visit as a tourist? Stuff thar local people know but visitors don't

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Berlin-anon, what less known places do you suggest to visit as a tourist?
        Completely depends on what kind of experience you're looking for, cultural, entertainment, nature, etc etc

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cultural and entertainment mostly. I like museums/art galleries and love great food and bars

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like museums/art galleries
            Pergamon and the museum island, it's mainstream but they literally have a replica of the gate of Babylon
            Potsdam is less than an hour away from Berlin, city of Prussian kings, place where it was decided to part Germany and drop the nukes on japan
            If you want more castles visit Schloss Charlottenburg, If you like DDR history Karl Marx Allee. Checkpoint Charlie ist extremely overrated, if you want to see the Berlin wall proper, go to the east side gallery. If you want to see "old Berlin" go to Spitzelmarkt, Gendarmenmarkt and so on. For art galleries once again Potsdam, there's a new museum called the Barberini funded by a billionaire, it has kino art sometimes, like literally shit from Monet, Van Gogh, Munch and so on. If you like hyper modern futuristic art, there are some cool permanent art installations, like DARK MATTER
            >Love great food and bars
            Rosenthaler Platz, Boxhagener Platz, and your eyes will start running apart. Definitely try a Döner, Currywurst is overrated and a meme. There's some super exclusive restaurants if you're into that, too. Bars, tbh it doesn't matter just do barhopping. If you want a bar with a nice view there's the monkey bar or Klunkerkranich

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Spitzelmarkt
              Spittelmarkt

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks a lot for the info dude, really appreciate the effort post!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      question for you anon
      Im from london, but anyone born here lives in outer london (zones 4-6) these days due to cost and/or family moving out of inner london pre gentrifcation

      where do most berliners (born and bred) actually live?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where do most berliners (born and bred) actually live?
        I think Treptow, Spandau and Pankow, and yes those are not super central districts. Treptow has Köpenick and together with Spandau, they're like separate tinier cities. Visit them if you want a less busy but still historic and pretty location. Picrelated is Köpenick bet you don't think of that when you think of Berlin. The super central place most Berliners can't afford anymore, although there are exceptions due to government subsidies and historic reasons. Usually if it's a new building, rich kids and rich immigrants live there. If it's a DDR box, then not. If it's a very old building, either urberliners who inherited or also rich kids

        Seconding this [...]
        Also, do Berliners tend to move away or to the suburbs, once they get a family going?

        >Also, do Berliners tend to move away or to the suburbs, once they get a family going?
        Yes they usually move to Brandenburg which is the state surrounding Berlin. There, houses are still affordable but you'll live in bumfrick nowhere. Which is fine if you have a car tbh, because it's usually like half an hour to Berlin by car. Some people like the lifestyle and those who can afford stay with families and kids in bigger flats, popular locations for that are Lichtenberg and Friedrichshain

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Treptow, Spandau and Pankow
          not that far out, kinda like croydon, bromley, ilfrdr etc in london

          >they're like separate tinier cities.
          also like london lol
          the main suburban centers also act as mini cities

          >a new building, rich kids and rich immigrants live there
          same, lots of gentrification and people from the counties move in

          >DDR box
          ours are called council blocks

          >half an hour to Berlin by car
          I didnt notice much traffic in berlin, although I was told it was unusually quiet

          thanks for the insight berlin anon much appreciated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this

      question for you anon
      Im from london, but anyone born here lives in outer london (zones 4-6) these days due to cost and/or family moving out of inner london pre gentrifcation

      where do most berliners (born and bred) actually live?

      Also, do Berliners tend to move away or to the suburbs, once they get a family going?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thought the same

      so how is it like living in berlin

      comfy if you're white/german and live in the right areas
      it's a great place to live in if you don't fall for the degenerate lifestyle that all the expats and homosexuals fall for

      >like museums/art galleries
      Pergamon and the museum island, it's mainstream but they literally have a replica of the gate of Babylon
      Potsdam is less than an hour away from Berlin, city of Prussian kings, place where it was decided to part Germany and drop the nukes on japan
      If you want more castles visit Schloss Charlottenburg, If you like DDR history Karl Marx Allee. Checkpoint Charlie ist extremely overrated, if you want to see the Berlin wall proper, go to the east side gallery. If you want to see "old Berlin" go to Spitzelmarkt, Gendarmenmarkt and so on. For art galleries once again Potsdam, there's a new museum called the Barberini funded by a billionaire, it has kino art sometimes, like literally shit from Monet, Van Gogh, Munch and so on. If you like hyper modern futuristic art, there are some cool permanent art installations, like DARK MATTER
      >Love great food and bars
      Rosenthaler Platz, Boxhagener Platz, and your eyes will start running apart. Definitely try a Döner, Currywurst is overrated and a meme. There's some super exclusive restaurants if you're into that, too. Bars, tbh it doesn't matter just do barhopping. If you want a bar with a nice view there's the monkey bar or Klunkerkranich

      zugezogen trash, terrible suggestions

      >this seems like the best option
      Better than sisy, RSO or literally any other real club? Kek

      literal Reddit tier clubs

      Glad to see all the good spots are still safe from you homosexuals

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zugezogen trash, terrible suggestions
        I am the anon who requested ideas, what woudl you suggest? 🙂

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't fall for the degenerate lifestyle
        >Terrible suggestions
        Opinion immediately discarded. You literally have no day on those matters considering your view on it kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          day => say

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    going this weekend
    first Partiboi69 then hopefully Robert Hood if his set isn't too early
    my question to experienced berlin travellers is which hotel offers the best room service?
    there's no better place to come down from a long party than a comfy hotel room, munching on top tier room service food
    oh a bathtub is also a must, Jacuzzi would be perfect but i think in berlin you'll only get those in top tier suites and i can't afford that
    any hotels you can recommend?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this is 10 minutes by bike from where I live

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool, or maybe not since you won't know any hotels living so close by
        are you going?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should come anon! Let's do a SighSee night out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Willingly hanging out with other SighSeeners
          No thanks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice trips

          >Willingly hanging out with other SighSeeners
          No thanks

          Nice dubs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going this weekend too, maybe we'll cross each others' paths. Should I buy tickets online btw?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice, yeah i bought one just in case it makes it easier
        don't really care about the 32€ and might still pay Abendkasse if that's quicker
        but it's a big trip for me so someone local on just another night out budget will think differently

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick do you guys want to go there that badly?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            only have time to do anything next week and this seems like the best option

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this seems like the best option
              Better than sisy, RSO or literally any other real club? Kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always wanted to see partiboi69 live and it only goes for a few hours so plenty of time left for a "real club" afterwards
                most likely Robert Hood as floorplan at panne if the set times work out

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wanted to see partiboi69 live
                Why tho, he's a literal meme artist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes and that's why I want to see him
                he's also playing MCR-T b2b and I couldn't think of a better combo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      not surpised this is the type of event that attracts SighSee posters these days
      literally kiddie poser shit
      man this site used to be the shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So enlighten us which event an OG poster would attend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so how was it anon, did you go to it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, just bumping now
        Full report will follow tomorrow

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the aircraft museum all the way out to the south west like?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lived in Berlin a few years ago and basically lived on doner and nuremberger sausages. Agree with currywurst being a meme.

    A few recommendations:

    - Mustafa's Gemuse kebab. Probably the most famous one but legit and different
    - Rosenthalerplatz Grill und Schlemmerbuffet. Higher quality than 99% of the rest

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Berlin Brandenburg is such a pain if your a bong and stuck in the brown people line at passport control. They only had 2 gates open when I came in , took over an hour to get cleared. Way out was a bit quicker but still about 15 minutes.
    Security also managed to be very slow, seemed to be everyone getting flagged up at the machines and patted down

    Last year I entered at Munich and left in Vienna, never spent more than 5 minutes in passport control.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going too

    i take my car from lyon

    is anybody know how to park my car at berlin ?

    i've been in prague in july and i enjoyed it so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I was there I saw some high rise parking lots, maybe one of these

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