Car to flex in the phillippines

What cars are you think are best to flex on the poor pinays?

Example if your in cebu city or davao what would be the best value choices?

Is it a mustang convertible, mercedes SL convertible? Subaru BRZ? Nothing too insanely expensive as these cars cost so much there already.

Would a modded honda city with red seats get away with it? Looking for the best value to get maximum wetness out of the pinays. Ideally it has atleast 4 seats for multiple pinays, even if they're extremely small.

Could consider waiting for the MG cyberster but its electric so it may be a struggle to charge and it only has 2 seats.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they slash your tires/break in and loot your stuff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      weww numbers wasted on an assblasted thirdie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing blasted here would be your spine blasting into pieces after I slammed your weakened body into the side of wall for being a fricking pathetic b***h.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like you can get a used BMW 5 Series or Mercerdes E-Class for below 20k and still impress people more than with any new Honda or Subaru. Anywhere in the world.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going to the Philippines to flex.

    In the Philippines having pale skin is the only flex required. Any fat homosexual pale bald boomer who looks like they haven’t seen the sun is a frickin rockstar. Ifyou do anything besides just show up and be white you’re pathetic.

    You ARE white, right anon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not right but im born in the west and very light skinned and 6'6, my success has been amazing already but I'm trying to amplify it further beyond, plus I'm planning on moving permanently so a car is something I'm heavily considering.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        white*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no wonder you’re trying to flex.

        stay out of my playground you piece of shit lmao. If I worked at the state department I would deny any non-white or Non-Asian person a passport. You ruin everything

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm an asian, im not black if that's what your thinking. I mogged every "white" human I've seen in Cebu in the 2 months I stayed there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh….my bad bro. Continue.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No problem I should have been more specific, I too dislike that particular race in my travels aswell.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chink wants to chinkbrag to flips
            Why does it matter if an ant thinks he's better than roaches?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/B8lB76L.jpg

            >chink wants to chinkbrag to flips
            Why does it matter if an ant thinks he's better than roaches?

            homie what's wrong with being Chinese 20% of the Philippines is already part Chinese, only 5% are Spanish-Filipinos and additional 2% Latino-Filipinos. That's like what? Only 7% hispanics vs 20% Chinks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously imagining is as far as you have gone, LOL. You are absolutely exaggerating the friendliness and politeness that is shown to white visitors in the country. Of course your arrival attracts a fair bit of attention, and most everyone you meet will warmly welcome you. But if you are a boring person, most people will quickly lose interest in you and return to their phones, or to speaking Filipino amongst themselves. Maybe you forgot that Filipinos all have phones, and spend hours a day looking at them. Only in the worse slums does the sight of a white man trudging by elicit loud whoops and yells from all the tambays lounging about and drinking Red Horse.

      https://i.imgur.com/xZuB4Ur.jpg

      What cars are you think are best to flex on the poor pinays?

      Example if your in cebu city or davao what would be the best value choices?

      Is it a mustang convertible, mercedes SL convertible? Subaru BRZ? Nothing too insanely expensive as these cars cost so much there already.

      Would a modded honda city with red seats get away with it? Looking for the best value to get maximum wetness out of the pinays. Ideally it has atleast 4 seats for multiple pinays, even if they're extremely small.

      Could consider waiting for the MG cyberster but its electric so it may be a struggle to charge and it only has 2 seats.

      Having a car would be an absolute game-changer, though in Manila you can easily hire private cars for $4+/ride and let someone else deal with the traffic. Apps have options for nicer vehicles if you want to pay extra. Elsewhere in the country it may be tougher to find private drivers, or you might have to wait a long time, true. But driving in PH requires your full attention, as every bit of road space is in use. It sure isn't being laid-back cruising around the block with the girls or whatever you think it's gonna be. Nobody drives for fun in the Philippines. Parking can be a huge pain in the ass as well.

      *throws red flag on the field*

      Yea we’re closing this shit down. Stay out of my playground and stop asking questions. Whites only *extremely loud horn noises*

      mutt

      There is nothing to flex on, moron. Even the rich flips are subhuman morons, and you are wasting your time trying to impress them.

      Anything too nice or exotic you will need a full time driver to baby sit the car and you anyways, so have fun with that.

      very good point. OP would be better off focusing on getting a driver, not on getting a car of his own.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't think im interested in setting up roots in manilla that sounds like hell, but lets assume I don't really want to hire a driver, what particular cars am i looking at? Not giga rich btw so rolls royce is out of the picture

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rich flips drive luxury SUVs like Toyota Landcruiser, LX450, Patrol, some American ones, but Japanese are more popular.
    There's some BMWs and Mercedes around Manila but I think that SUVs are even more of a status symbol owing to the countries shitty and unsafe roads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but do the pinays like those specific suvs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *throws red flag on the field*

        Yea we’re closing this shit down. Stay out of my playground and stop asking questions. Whites only *extremely loud horn noises*

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The local mayor in some shitty nowhere place drives a frickhuge blue hummer.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just bait, because everybody knows what car to buy to flex. Just choose any sports car or if you want to outright mog them to death and look like state sponosored conglomerate-mafioso Mercedes G is always the way to go. Rolls Royce could be good, but you need to have a full time driver to not look like a moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not bait, talking in a range of options, a G wagon is insanely expensive im curious on the lower end aswell

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah so you're poor, then just buy any German car that looks sportsy, maybe BMW Mpower.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol you're gonna get robbed and raped before you can flex anything, dumbass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to see someone try to rob me, I would have their neck snapped and bones broken quicker than you can fricking blink. Keep your mouth shut when you're speaking to me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        lmao even
        You're just a chihuahua poodle

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >quote from man stabbed

          Would love to see both of your faces turn as white as ghost seeing me walk up to you. The sight of me alone would be enough to cause you pathetic fricking punks fear.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would love to see someone try to rob me, I would have their neck snapped and bones broken quicker than you can fricking blink. Keep your mouth shut when you're speaking to me.

            The only thing blasted here would be your spine blasting into pieces after I slammed your weakened body into the side of wall for being a fricking pathetic b***h.

            https://i.imgur.com/xZuB4Ur.jpg

            What cars are you think are best to flex on the poor pinays?

            Example if your in cebu city or davao what would be the best value choices?

            Is it a mustang convertible, mercedes SL convertible? Subaru BRZ? Nothing too insanely expensive as these cars cost so much there already.

            Would a modded honda city with red seats get away with it? Looking for the best value to get maximum wetness out of the pinays. Ideally it has atleast 4 seats for multiple pinays, even if they're extremely small.

            Could consider waiting for the MG cyberster but its electric so it may be a struggle to charge and it only has 2 seats.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing that would be "snapping" is your spine if you ever decided to confront me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >quote from man stabbed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Keep your mouth shut when you're speaking to me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MFFMFMFMFMFFFFF!

          Mmmfffpf fmmm fmmf fuf

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing to flex on, moron. Even the rich flips are subhuman morons, and you are wasting your time trying to impress them.

    Anything too nice or exotic you will need a full time driver to baby sit the car and you anyways, so have fun with that.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sweet jesus
    this fricking thread
    what is wrong with you people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spine snapper is based. He cleans up these mean streets and leaves dozens of dorkers and boomers paralyzed in his wake wherever he goes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to SighSee enjoy your stay

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesnt matter! Even if I could I'm still an incel in SEA. I just make up stories online and SighSee to feel better about myself! I'm such a failure!!!!!!

    Those ford raptors are pretty cheap but even investing the 20 grand into that shithole is kind of cringe imo

    Time for me to go get laid with tight pussy again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      some filipina girl did tell me ford raptors are really nice but i dont know how i feel about driving a truck in those small cebu streets

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What cars are you think are best to flex on the poor pinays?
    Toyota Alphard
    Toyota Land Cruiser 300
    any supercar/sportscar

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LARPest thread I've seen in months. Not even meds can cure this level of schizophrenia.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >convertible
    enjoy your sunburn

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to get your shit stolen. Just grab whatever shitbox you see the locals driving. You do live there, don't you? Why do you need advice from strangers on 4chud? Just ask around.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. poorgay who can't make it back home

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Bugatti

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually get jealous/mad/mogged when they see a fancy car ?
    I mean there's so much shit to be envious in the world I feel like a fricking vehicle has to be very low on the list no ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about the car, it's about being reminded of the untolerable condition of not having achieved a classless society yet

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