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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicago Magic Lounge

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should say I'm downtown for like 4 nights. This seems a bit far.

      Looks interesting tho

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Beef Wellington and Escargot at The Obelix with a Sancere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obelix
      They BETTER serve boar

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Bean

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh anon, i think chicago is a horrible city to vacation in. used to live there and it's just getting worse. but if you insist on being around Black folk:
    stay out of the loop when dawn sets. you will certainly be hassled if you don't know what intersections to avoid (the majority of them tbh)
    do not get giardanos pizza. go for lou malnatis. it's more authentic and tastier. when you go to portillos, get the hot italian beef DIPPED with the hot peppers. do not forget to get drunk on the architecture tour. it's one of my favorite things to do in the city. chicago magic lounge is fun. second city is cringe. the willis tower sucks. hanwiener center sucks. zoo is okay if you like monkies. the rental bikes are unreliable. explore the northern neighborhoods most of the time, they have more character. lincoln square is very family friendly. avoid residential areas because you probably wont even realize you're in latin kings or Black person territory. i could go on

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks bro. I'm there for a conference so want to kill a couple of evenings

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do not get giardanos pizza. go for lou malnatis.
      this anon knows what he's talking about

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Chicago deep dish pizza while you are there. Go to a bar near you and ask a local where a good one is.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Pizanos for deep dish. I have no fricking clue why this website and SighSee say Lou's or Gio's. It is Pizanos. Billy Goat is good for burgers and bar, go to the original under Michigan ave. You sound like you are downtown, so maybe check out Mother Hubbards for drinks and games, plus other extracurricular activity if you know which of the bar staff to talk to. Check out Pittsfield Cafe for a good breakfast that locals get. If you are up north for whatever reason get Johnnies but if not any fricking shaved beef will do. If it really is your first time, do what the Chinese tourists are doing, shit like double decker bus tours and going up the Sears tower. Always funny. If you have a whole night to kill go to the United center and see the hawks and get mean mugged by the local fauna on the train back

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apple Pancake - Original Pancake House (1500 calories)
    Lou Malnati's Large Deluxe (2232 calories)
    Large Cake Shake at Portillo's (1490 calories)
    braised goat shank - girl and goat (1650 calories)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention Au Cheval, the borger reminded me

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    check out the Palmer Hose hotel lobby, have a drink at the wienertail bar
    great decor and very comfy atmosphere there

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    chicagogay here
    go LITERALLY anywhere else
    every neighborhood here is either homosexualville or browntown or a combination of the two
    maybe I'm just jaded because I live on the southwest side but if you absolutely insist on sticking around maybe try enjoying the night life downtown and avoiding the tourist traps like navy pier during the day
    going to the bean and eating deep dish pizza might sound fun now but I'm telling you that it's profoundly unremarkable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Pizanos for deep dish. I have no fricking clue why this website and SighSee say Lou's or Gio's. It is Pizanos. Billy Goat is good for burgers and bar, go to the original under Michigan ave. You sound like you are downtown, so maybe check out Mother Hubbards for drinks and games, plus other extracurricular activity if you know which of the bar staff to talk to. Check out Pittsfield Cafe for a good breakfast that locals get. If you are up north for whatever reason get Johnnies but if not any fricking shaved beef will do. If it really is your first time, do what the Chinese tourists are doing, shit like double decker bus tours and going up the Sears tower. Always funny. If you have a whole night to kill go to the United center and see the hawks and get mean mugged by the local fauna on the train back

      Thank you for the advice. I am here for a conference so I'm committed... may as well make the most of it.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    driving is dangerous AF too

    literally have to know another car can START SHOOTING AT YOU for cutting them off, then probably flipping them off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not that bad. You just have to know how to drive in a big city like you belong there.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portillo's if you're into touristy Chicago shit. The art museum, the Field Museum, Shedd Aquarium, Adler Planetarium, The Botanical Gardens, etc. Just look on Tripadvisor. You'll find shit to do.

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