Coming gone wrong | US Edition

What do you guys do if your coming gone wrong?
Like I'm currently in the US and I think I catched a STD. Do I just go randomly to the hospital and ask for testing? What about insurance? Is it expensive for foreigners?
I coomed in many countries, but it's the first time my dick is leaking and that in a first world country.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have several options, none of which involve the hospital or are terribly expensive. You can go to your regular doctor and ask for an std test, you can go to a planned parenthood and get it there, you can go to a clinic like urgent care or google "STD clinic" or in some places you can go to a county/state run clinic. This is what I do. They test me a couple times a year on the taxpayer dime. You just say you're a high risk population because you're gay, bi, trans or the patron of prostitutes. What will happen is they will take the test (piss sample or swab) and possibly a blood test just in case you have more serious stuff like hiv or hepatitis then you wait a few days to get the results and if you're positive you get some pretty strong antibiotics.
    >t. actual buttfricking homosexual here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you gay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because I frick men
        next question

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because I frick men
          >next question
          Why did you choose to be a gay?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one chooses to be gay. Gays were raped as kids then they rape kids once they become adults. it's a cycle, it's how gays breed more gays. Just ask a gay man his first sexual encounter and it'll be 100% of the time him as a kid and a much older man. If he can't remember that means he was so young he blocked it out of his memory.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gays make gays
              How was the first gay made?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks a lot bro. I don't have a regular doctor, because I'm just for a period of time here, so I will check the other options. I have a travel insurance, so they should pay for medical expenses. Should I say I'm gay so it's free?
      I wish you some nice men to frick.

      >my dick is leaking
      Just get some antibiotics, whatever you have is curable.

      Can you recommend some over the counter ones for this?
      The leak is white like in an infection. I don't have any clue about medicaments. I'm in Maryland if that's important.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you recommend some over the counter ones for this?
        You can't get this stuff over the counter in the US. You need to see a doctor. Not sure what to do about the insurance.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you recommend some over the counter ones for this?
        Like

        easy gay, just smack 2g of azy. and it cures all bacterial crap you might got
        >might as well add some cefix on top to make sure

        said, Azithromycin is a good choice since it usually works against gonorrhea and chlamydia. You can find suppliers online, but it will be faster to just go to a clinic, and antibiotics are dirt cheap at pharmacies.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my dick is leaking
    Just get some antibiotics, whatever you have is curable.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like I'm currently in the US and I think I catched a STD.
    STD's take normally weeks to show up hell some like Herpes may appear once and never again, pretty much everyone has HSV2. It's doubtful you will notice anything quickly other than crabs/lice within a short time span.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP never said how long it's been since his last sexual encounter and already claimed he has an extensive sexual history (assuming unprotected) so it's perfectly reasonable he's picked up an STD at some point.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy gay, just smack 2g of azy. and it cures all bacterial crap you might got
    >might as well add some cefix on top to make sure

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