>Convert to Islam
>Spend 8 years in country of choice (saudi arabia preferably as salafism exports itself better, but you can always pretend you're not a salafi, no need to be a hardliner) studying the scriptures, learning the quran by heart, and overall having a good time
>Become a well versed respected scholar
>Can earn upwards of 200usd/hour of consultation online + money as a "minister"(imam) of a mosque + punctual expertise sessions and invitations to paid conferences.
>As you are a beloved member of islam by muslims, go to your SEA country of choice
>Find a woman in the poorer more fanatic areas of SEA
>Be upfront with your desire of marrying a second wife
>You're filthy fucking rich so the poor girls will just say yes
>You now have four wives, which you can get bored off and divorce, condoms are halal in islam, and alimony will cost a fucking penny.
>If you're tired of paying alimony just leave and go to another place, which brings me to the next point
>You're a literal salafi cheikh, nobody will give a fuck if you don't pay alimony as it is almost expected of you to disregard the laws of the country for sharia law (and sharia law doesn't include alimony, only repayment of the dowry)
>If you lose popularity or you get bored of a certain type of pussy simply rinse and repeat in another country
>Buy gigantic house
>Alimony or not, invite all male sons in your house, make them work to send money to their mothers (your ex wives)
>Create a literal tribe of strong men dedicated to upholding your honor and taking care of you just as you took care of them
>Be cared for by your tribe of Banu Furchan
>High-five Gabriel as you enter Heaven
Why wouldn't it work? Seriously. Fool proof cooming.