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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >bong
    >want to backpack around Mexico
    >flying to Cancun because cheap
    >request almost everyone on CS. No replies
    >finally reconsider old gay couple
    >white baldy long haired beta in his 50s w fat greasy Mexican man 50s
    >what's the worst that can happen? not like he's gonna try and frick me in the night
    >get there at night
    >next day take bus with them to beach because they have no car
    >beta long hair is quiet and grump for some reason. Fat Mexican is leaning all over me
    >get back at night. Fat Mexican is drunk with other fat Mexican. No beta white guy
    >'oh hey, where the beta guy?"
    >"oh he's staying somewhere else anon"
    >Mexican gives me a beer
    >starts asking if I've ever had a blowjob
    >'ah no. not my thing'
    >he says: 'what if you were to wake up in the middle of the night, tied to the bed with a blindfold on, having the best bj of your life and you couldn't tell if it's a man or a woman?'
    >that night I locked my door
    >homosexuals

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone's social intelligence get any worse? Even if drunk

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >social intelligence
        >?
        he wanted to know if he'd go to the cops...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A normal person would know that mentioning something like that to someone staying at your house is going to ruin the pleasant encounter.

          No he didn't want to know that. You think he was waiting for oh no I'd never call the police, just cry. Or, if you do that I'm going to tell in you alright.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's so many homosexuals in mexico it's bizzare

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I didn't read there's. Made me a bit sad.

    https://couchbangs.wordpress.com/

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is couchsurfing even still a thing anymore?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's died down, I'm not sure how though, there's a demand for it and it's such a simple thing, minimal infrastructure is even required. It could be done in a any forum.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The environment got poisoned by the gig economy and coomers.
        It shows once again that good things only happen in well-regulated, homogeneous communities with shared values, once you let in too many outsiders of any kind it's all down the shitter.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, this will happen with anything, even SighSee. I don't think it's about funding and regulation, it's people and popularity.

          If that's what started happening they could run the site again in peak form and it still won't work.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It happens to everything you can imagine: night clubs, nature reserves, hobbies, web sites - once the unwashed masses move in, the quality takes a deep dive.
            The only way to keep the standards high is strict gatekeeping, something which is much harder than it sounds.
            The holiday home swap in my union still works very well, but that's because it's a very limited set of people who know that they immediately lose their privileges if they are bad members of the community.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of things can't be regulated to that degree.

              Everything sucks.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not sure how though
        They had the brilliant idea to start charging upfront for a site meant to help you avoid spending any money whatsoever.
        That and it turned into a hookup website. coomers doing what coomers do best.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually surprised it didn't turn into that earlier.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was like that from the beginning, but the whole userbase was much less disturbed by that, just look at the early community gatherings for proof.
            Again, everything goes to shit once the normies come in.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just look at the early community gatherings for proof.

              What?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the site itself is dead because they started charging people. There's a few free alternatives but nowhere near as big as Couchsurfing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's my point, they fricked up their model, now we have replacements that somehow don't work well, but it's moronic because nothing is needed for it to work, the first site that opened should have had all of the users from couch surfing migrate instantly and have the scene go back to normal. It's quite infuriating.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s active, theres still gays who complain about $10 to get $1000 of free nights and a social network.
        I used it in Playa del Carmen, Krakow, and Prague for meetups, lots of lifelong friends met in the last 2 years on CS.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is it for more obscure destinations or China? I want to find out wether it's worth it or not.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because the mandatory fee transformed it from a volunteer community to something like a third-rate Airbnb.
          Couchsurfing isn't about the money, but rather about connections, in many places I spent much more in presents for the hosts and their families than I would have spent for a cheap hotel in the same city.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rather about connections

            With who? like that fat mexican guy in

            https://i.imgur.com/VpjPQEE.jpg

            >be me
            >bong
            >want to backpack around Mexico
            >flying to Cancun because cheap
            >request almost everyone on CS. No replies
            >finally reconsider old gay couple
            >white baldy long haired beta in his 50s w fat greasy Mexican man 50s
            >what's the worst that can happen? not like he's gonna try and frick me in the night
            >get there at night
            >next day take bus with them to beach because they have no car
            >beta long hair is quiet and grump for some reason. Fat Mexican is leaning all over me
            >get back at night. Fat Mexican is drunk with other fat Mexican. No beta white guy
            >'oh hey, where the beta guy?"
            >"oh he's staying somewhere else anon"
            >Mexican gives me a beer
            >starts asking if I've ever had a blowjob
            >'ah no. not my thing'
            >he says: 'what if you were to wake up in the middle of the night, tied to the bed with a blindfold on, having the best bj of your life and you couldn't tell if it's a man or a woman?'
            >that night I locked my door
            >homosexuals

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not dead at all
        I live in a big city granted, but I still host regularly and get hosts whenever I need them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I can pay to play sexually assaulted roulette

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          When have you been sexually assaulted? Get back to Rddit you fricking piece of shit.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Met up with a Slovakian acquaintance of an Italian girl in Bratislava under the pretense of couchsurfing for one night. I think she forgot to mention two of her friends were male classmates.

    Anyway he ghosted us and we slept on the stairwell floor of the Hilton parking garage under we got kicked out at 4AM, and proceeded to sleep paired up in the public park hammocks until morning, because it was fricking cold and I brought the only heavy jacket, and not one of us had over 40 euro.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taiwan, march 2020
    >want to ride a bike around island
    >stay with a host somewhere way outside of Taipei
    >30yo guy, seems kinda lonely, speaks great English
    >extremely helpful with getting my bike rental set up, planning stuff
    >we have to share a bed for a few nights
    >I go on my trip, leave some stuff at his place, come back 3 weeks later for my flight home
    >he answers the door stark naked
    >smallest pecker I’ve ever seen

    Some stereotypes are true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian men also have porcupine pubes so their dicks look small by default

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard one of the reasons this died off is because gay coomers started using it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I know people who tried to use it platonically and were propositioned for sex by the host.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a story.please refer back to the title.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's true, a lot of people don't want to couchsurf anymore because economic and social conditions have deteriorated so much, it's just not the same.

        A normal person would know that mentioning something like that to someone staying at your house is going to ruin the pleasant encounter.

        No he didn't want to know that. You think he was waiting for oh no I'd never call the police, just cry. Or, if you do that I'm going to tell in you alright.

        https://i.imgur.com/VpjPQEE.jpg

        >be me
        >bong
        >want to backpack around Mexico
        >flying to Cancun because cheap
        >request almost everyone on CS. No replies
        >finally reconsider old gay couple
        >white baldy long haired beta in his 50s w fat greasy Mexican man 50s
        >what's the worst that can happen? not like he's gonna try and frick me in the night
        >get there at night
        >next day take bus with them to beach because they have no car
        >beta long hair is quiet and grump for some reason. Fat Mexican is leaning all over me
        >get back at night. Fat Mexican is drunk with other fat Mexican. No beta white guy
        >'oh hey, where the beta guy?"
        >"oh he's staying somewhere else anon"
        >Mexican gives me a beer
        >starts asking if I've ever had a blowjob
        >'ah no. not my thing'
        >he says: 'what if you were to wake up in the middle of the night, tied to the bed with a blindfold on, having the best bj of your life and you couldn't tell if it's a man or a woman?'
        >that night I locked my door
        >homosexuals

        gays are promiscuous, it's entirely normal in gay culture to proposition to complete strangers even if, or ESPECIALLY if, they are in a relationship.
        We must strive to be respectful and understanding of other cultures and that anon did the right thing by politely saying no, his host crossed a line by threatening to rape him.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    quick bump

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Might as well die, nobody has shit interring to say.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just smoke, drank, watched tv and scammed ubereats for the year i was couchsurfing
    there were two sexual encounters but they didnt lead anywhere so nothing interesting

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you scam ubereats? Course they're interesting, tell us how they went.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual OP request thread
    >doesnt open the thread with his own story
    stop begging for greentext for your weekly "Best of SighSee" youtube video you homosexual redditor

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