Cunts to visit in Europe where they speak English

>Italy
Not a sould speaks English
>Spain
Que?
>Portugal
same

Don't wanna visit the UK for the 5th time, I wanna see something new. Which countries are nice to visit (modern + not extremely cold) where people speak at least a bit English? I'm German btw

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously the Netherlands and Nordic countries. In my experience, statistics are overstated and you won't be able to have a philosophical discussion with some old man, but you will be able to use English there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even in a 300k city in Italy (Padua) nobody spoke a word English

      I'll look into NL and Scandinavia

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Portugal they speak pretty good English in my experience.

        But yeah, I've lived in Sweden and NL and travelled the region extensively, and you can get by speaking only English with no problem there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they didn't want to talk with you. Most of Europe speaks English just fine.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure you went to Portugal? In my experience they speak decent English there, much more than in Spain.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha you said c**ts you're so funny and cool
    but millions of british people visit spain and portugal every year. the locals want their money so they speak english to them. you just went to the wrong places. try the algarve, faro and ablufeira sort of area, loads of english speakers there. also lots of germans, you should feel right at home with your equally humorous countrymen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brits visit magaluf, who the frick wants to visit that shithole?

      Try Iceland anon, you can get by on only English there, I believe their school system teaches English so all younger people are almost completely fluent, older people not as much but still can get by.

      >not extremely cold

      In Portugal they speak pretty good English in my experience.

      But yeah, I've lived in Sweden and NL and travelled the region extensively, and you can get by speaking only English with no problem there.

      will especially look into sweden, NL (venlo) is ike an hour away, doesn't feel like vacation lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Visit during the summer then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >algarve, faro and albufeira

      coincidentally the shittiest, most soulless parts of the country

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try Iceland anon, you can get by on only English there, I believe their school system teaches English so all younger people are almost completely fluent, older people not as much but still can get by.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Austria. It's like Germany but a decade more advanced. You'll like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I went to Austria, many people understood English, but I could physically see their disposition towards me change once I opened my mouth and english started spewing out. You could feel their disappointment and a bit of disgust as, having formerly assumed I was one of them, now they are forced to use English to deal with this fricking auslander. I really felt their hatred towards foreigners, no more so than in Vienna though.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finland if you want english that can be conversational and not make you want to have a nice day in boredom.

    Whatever you do avoid Norway like the plague unless you want to blow your brains out in round about conversations.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been to Norway a few times and I love Norwegians, they're great. Don't judge the whole country based off Oslo, western Norwegians are especially friendly and funny I've met some great people from Bergen

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't go to mallorca? The only languages are German and English.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a country where I don’t speak the native language outside of a few phrases. Speaking with people under 35 is always your best bet. The oldies over here are all pathological trash anyway, not worth your time.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    italians really shocked me on how little they speak it
    spain and france are known monolingual morons
    but Portugal has very high engligh fluency, you clearly dont know what youre on about there

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    France's probably the worst place to go if you're looking for ppl speaking english, unless you're planning to go to the massive tourist places, but then the problem is that you have to live in Paris, best chance is probably going to like Strasbourg and speak german there or something.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Czech republic I got by fine with just english. It's a fairly modern and ordered country, much more so than southern europe, though apparently very touristy during the warm months (I went in winter)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmm, I avoid Gypsies here in Germany at all costs so anything in eastern europe I automatically avoid
      but I've heard some decent stuff about Prague

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a moron. You think Latvia is full of gypsies?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Netherlands is terrific for being spoken to in English; the obvious downside being that you are going to The Netherlands. I can only think of about five plausible reasons why you'd want to come here and even for those five reasons you have better alternatives. 1) You're on a soccer groundhopping tour. If you visit my Norf FC I'll buy you the tickets for free. 2) You really like art museums but already went to Paris (dont stay in the West, visiting Kroller-Muller is OBLIGATORY). 3) You are an unironic weedbro and/or sexual degenerate but can't afford to fly to Thailand. 4) You are an American infrastructure student who fell for the Not Just Bikes meme. 5) You love the beauty of God's creation and just want to visit de Keukenhof, Pieterburen and Giethoorn, but are too poor to go to a tropical place.
    If you are a sightseeing tourist, just go to Rome or Paris and use the classic combination of arm gestures and Google Translate. If you like adventure/hikes/biking, just go to Scandinavia. The Netherlands is a soulless facsimile of a country unless you know exactly where to go.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the classic combination of arm gestures and Google Translate
      I'm unironically terrified of this shit
      In Venice and Padua nobody knew what the frick we were saying. "Bus ticket to Padua" and this 50 year old moron didn't understand one word
      I sometimes use google translate when refugees ask me questions here in Germany and it never works out the right way

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Poland. Just next door, and most people you'll encounter in the cities speak English. The summers are very nice, too.

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