Who do we trust?
>Government: PREP FOR CATASTROPHE!!!
>Delta: Let's fly and stay in the path of totality for as long as possible
Delta Airlines says screw you to the doomsayers
Who do we trust?
>Government: PREP FOR CATASTROPHE!!!
>Delta: Let's fly and stay in the path of totality for as long as possible
this is some type of boeing-hebrew human sacrifice ritual, isnt it?
A220 is Canadian, brah.
people are literally scared of a shadow.
that's it.
that's the joke.
you're living it.
>people are literally scared of a shadow.
It's not the shadow, it's the elite ritual sacrifices of the goyim on their secret satanic special days. Well, that and most of us realize that there have probably been thousands of civilizations just like ours that were wiped out by something over the last few million years, and the sun is pretty important to the functioning of the planet, so there's that.
>the shadow is the great extinctor that resides on earth and has destroyed thousands of civilizations so you're the dumb one for not crying about it
this is fricking unreal
holy shit
homie it's literally dark at night, i am sure the world won't implode if it's dark for 20 minutes during the day
>aircraft's extra large windows
Why not use the Boeing with the blown door?
It's extra large too and they could bill for HARDCORE ADVENTURE PACK including a parachute
the hardcore adventure is the DEI pilot failing to correct when everyone in the plane rushes to the windows on one side to get a look
we LOST now
>see eclipse from airplane
...Uh, how?
How exactly are at least half the people on the plane supposed to see the damn thing?
U....umbraphile?
Gimmie dat wet ass eclipussy
Those who like to frick umbrellas?
OP mutilated their genitals.
Eclipses arent ever rare. Why is this one such a big deal?
we celebrate christmas yearly even though it happens every year across the continent at the same time.
You're confused about something that only happens in a narrow stripe on the planet once every year and a half being a big deal?
The eclipse isn't akin to st. patricks day, it's a concert for a performer that only tours once every 18 months and picks where he's touring at random.
Meh, theres just more spazzing than usual going on.
yeah because the masses have allowed themselves to become receptive to spazzing. That's the last half decade for you.
Spazzing over a cop being near an overdosing career criminal. Spazzing over a media personality daring to say "this event is suspicious" and providing evidence. Spazzing over a previous president wanting to be in the runnning again.
People are desperate for anything to distract them from the slow disintegration
A complete eclipse over the EST time zone occurs like once every 25-50 years
that's fricking rare idiot
Wow so rare, dipshit. Who cares?
flying to detroit is a pretty shit experience.
>extra-large windows
But it's mostly a frame.
>Yass goiz, pay no attention to the airliners flying non-stop along the path of totality.
>Those are just regular contrails, that's all
>Boy it sure is humid up here today haha
They're going to dump payloads of disease X or SuoerBirdFlu along the entire path of totality, to drift down onto millions of smiling, upturned faces.
Why wasn't there this much doomsaying for the eclipse in 2017?
The world wasn't that schizo back then
But after the memeflu, the war and more demoralising shit people tend to notice more patterns
I mean, even without the schizo shit, if one eclipse makes / and the other one makes forming an X, it FEELS like a bad omen
I agree after the memeflu everyone become turbohomosexuals.
>Oh no you said heckin' covid wasn't serious!
>Cancelled
>Oh no you said a word that I give too much meaning to
>Cancelled
The world is so fricking gay now
Only one side of the plane will be able to see the eclipse lmao
Nobody cares about solar eclipses you stupid israelite israelite. Frick off the board. Nobody believes in flat earth and we see through your manipulation. israelites rape kids
I wonder if the crew or passengers are vaxxed.