Delta Airlines says screw you to the doomsayers

Who do we trust?
>Government: PREP FOR CATASTROPHE!!!
>Delta: Let's fly and stay in the path of totality for as long as possible

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is some type of boeing-hebrew human sacrifice ritual, isnt it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A220 is Canadian, brah.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are literally scared of a shadow.
    that's it.
    that's the joke.
    you're living it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are literally scared of a shadow.
      It's not the shadow, it's the elite ritual sacrifices of the goyim on their secret satanic special days. Well, that and most of us realize that there have probably been thousands of civilizations just like ours that were wiped out by something over the last few million years, and the sun is pretty important to the functioning of the planet, so there's that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the shadow is the great extinctor that resides on earth and has destroyed thousands of civilizations so you're the dumb one for not crying about it
        this is fricking unreal
        holy shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie it's literally dark at night, i am sure the world won't implode if it's dark for 20 minutes during the day

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aircraft's extra large windows
    Why not use the Boeing with the blown door?
    It's extra large too and they could bill for HARDCORE ADVENTURE PACK including a parachute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the hardcore adventure is the DEI pilot failing to correct when everyone in the plane rushes to the windows on one side to get a look

      we LOST now

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see eclipse from airplane

    ...Uh, how?
    How exactly are at least half the people on the plane supposed to see the damn thing?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    U....umbraphile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gimmie dat wet ass eclipussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those who like to frick umbrellas?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP mutilated their genitals.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eclipses arent ever rare. Why is this one such a big deal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we celebrate christmas yearly even though it happens every year across the continent at the same time.
      You're confused about something that only happens in a narrow stripe on the planet once every year and a half being a big deal?
      The eclipse isn't akin to st. patricks day, it's a concert for a performer that only tours once every 18 months and picks where he's touring at random.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, theres just more spazzing than usual going on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah because the masses have allowed themselves to become receptive to spazzing. That's the last half decade for you.
          Spazzing over a cop being near an overdosing career criminal. Spazzing over a media personality daring to say "this event is suspicious" and providing evidence. Spazzing over a previous president wanting to be in the runnning again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People are desperate for anything to distract them from the slow disintegration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A complete eclipse over the EST time zone occurs like once every 25-50 years
      that's fricking rare idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow so rare, dipshit. Who cares?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    flying to detroit is a pretty shit experience.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >extra-large windows
    But it's mostly a frame.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yass goiz, pay no attention to the airliners flying non-stop along the path of totality.
    >Those are just regular contrails, that's all
    >Boy it sure is humid up here today haha
    They're going to dump payloads of disease X or SuoerBirdFlu along the entire path of totality, to drift down onto millions of smiling, upturned faces.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't there this much doomsaying for the eclipse in 2017?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The world wasn't that schizo back then
      But after the memeflu, the war and more demoralising shit people tend to notice more patterns
      I mean, even without the schizo shit, if one eclipse makes / and the other one makes forming an X, it FEELS like a bad omen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree after the memeflu everyone become turbohomosexuals.
        >Oh no you said heckin' covid wasn't serious!
        >Cancelled
        >Oh no you said a word that I give too much meaning to
        >Cancelled
        The world is so fricking gay now

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only one side of the plane will be able to see the eclipse lmao

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about solar eclipses you stupid israelite israelite. Frick off the board. Nobody believes in flat earth and we see through your manipulation. israelites rape kids

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the crew or passengers are vaxxed.

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