England Giant Puppet Festivals

My girlfriend wants to visit England again to see some “art scene” stuff like giant puppet building festivals and other local big art events/parades. I’ve been to England several times and I’m trying to convince her England is a shithole and not how she remembers things since she last went (which was 2011/early 2012 and starting to get especially shitty even back then). Does anyone have any experience with any of this crap she wants to see? What’s the big deal?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where in England did you go? I know nothing about giant puppets but if you just went to London and leeds then yeah you WENT to shit holes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have zero interest in exploring shitty sleepy towns in dreary places whether in the south, north or where ever else. The whole country is boring. She went to London as well as places along the southern half of England, her main one being Brighton. Everything I ever see/hear about it is so unappealing. Basically it was a naive trip because she was young and had never traveled before and it was full of hang ups and other emotional damage/projection, and a big part of it was seeing all the “art scenes” there, but never got to because her ex was a needy loser who never let her go anywhere and made them live with dumpster diving commies, living like hobos and traveling like runts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brighton is a fag hive/shit hole as is London. You know nothing about England. Go to Devon or the Lake District or some “sleepy town” in Kent.
        Tip: all seaside towns are shit holes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I work in Brighton, I never really understand why it's so loved (especially by Chinese and French tourists) but people do for some reason love it.

        But then every day I walk past a pub from the 1500s and another pub from the 1600s that used to be owned by Jack the Ripper so and don't really think anything about it so maybe I'm jaded. Just see Brighton as dirty, ugly and have to navigate my way through alleys that stink of piss, avoiding homeless walking to work. I mean, one of its big landmarks is a rusty burnt out pier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that puppet crap some thing in Liverpool? Never really heard of it, I'm English

          because it's an easy day trip from London

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lewes bonfire night is most likely be her giant puppet experience

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know the British definition of "art installments" and it's a massive pisstake by some hairy liberal retard.Most of these art displays are underwhelming because British "anarchist" liberals are the most drug addled ineffectual fucks living on handouts and spoiled sandwiches and can barely lift a finger to stroke a paintbrush. Enjoy exactly one (1) lazily assembled, poorly conceived, corners cut giant clusterfuck of a puppet that some drug munted dirtbag sent a $3M bill to the city for.

    Now the Japanese, or the Germans, they give a shit about their art and will manage to produce something not half-assed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yRuXMqC.jpg

      My girlfriend wants to visit England again to see some “art scene” stuff like giant puppet building festivals and other local big art events/parades. I’ve been to England several times and I’m trying to convince her England is a shithole and not how she remembers things since she last went (which was 2011/early 2012 and starting to get especially shitty even back then). Does anyone have any experience with any of this crap she wants to see? What’s the big deal?

      like look at the lack of detail here. I could safely say that any carpenter, cabinetmaker, or woodworker would fire their installer on the spot if they made this shoddy, uneven, poorly braced, substandard, barely structurally sound disaster on the company dime. I bet nowhere in the process of slapping together this monstrosity did anyone think to use a measuring tape. This is like high school student build quality. If these lazy fucks took 5 minutes to learn how to use a mitre saw correctly it might not be such a bad joke.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leeds Light Night was completely destroyed by Covid, the last few years have been glorified laser shows

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > England
    > art scene

    England (well all of the U.K., really, but especially England) is cultured in the same way that yoghurt is. 95% of the residents think that art or anything else requiring more thought than watching football is by and for gays. If your GF was last here in 2012 this was just as the great decline started. Don’t come. Fuck off.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

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