Fear of flying. How to cure?

Fear of flying. How to cure?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    learn how to fly a plane. or just stop being a b***h. children can be on planes and be fine with it.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how many planes fly each day? Watch them take off and land. They do this all day every day.

    Once you fly once you'll be fine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've flown a fair amount. Flew 10 times last summer, fear seems to get worse with time

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make yourselff occupied with other shit. Personally, I take laxative a lot. I spend most of the time putting the poo in the loo

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe stop being a b***h

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the strongest weed edibles you can get through security like gummies and take a bunch before your flight.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow balls

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fear of...flying??

    there are kids in warzones who are afraid that they won't wakeup tomorrow because of a random bomb hitting their house and you're afraid of...flying.

    stay home homosexual.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not scared by of flying but every 2 hours or so in the air my mind always wanders to a thought like “man what if the wing just sheared off? That would suck”

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valium
    beta blockers if you're a certified nut case

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writing, valium, lorazepam, phone gaming, visualizing being on a plane during meditation (use white noise it kind of sounds like a plane and just see everything going fine)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xanax. Take 0.5mg add 0.5mg each dose until you find a dose that gets you in a state where you don’t give a frick about flying.

    If you a gash and can’t get Xanax (ask a doctor for 15 pills only not a monthly supply) try hydroxyzine 50mg you can order it from Indian pharmacies or any doc should give it if you ask.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose airlines with cute attendants and then just stare at them all flight.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bonus points if you constantly readjust your boner while staring.

      It never really goes away. Just drink before the flight. I take two double whiskys and a kids travel sickness pill. The pill makes you feel sleepy enough without completely knocking you out.

      What I do is I drink in business class, and I dress well. Simple blazer and button up shirt. When it comes time to relax about 2 or 3 hours in the flight, I'll change into sweats and a loose sweater. But, for whatever reason, dressing well makes me feel less anxious.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    check the pilot cabin. if a shaniqwa is at the controls do a 360 and walk away

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't help you my dude. I have an irrational fear of sea creatures like crabs and fish. I know it doesn't make sense but I never ever enter natural water unless I can see the bottom and know for sure there is nothing in there. Just accept that you have it I guess?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the way to deal with this is desensitization and becoming habituated to doing it. Basically someone needs to just throw you overboard and leave you until you calm tf down.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's how you get PTSD dude. I'm not sure how you can ease someone into flying though. You are either flying or you're not.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i not even read the answers here and i already know that they will be bs. ditch sll this and listen to me:

    i will explicate to you all my chain of toughts that bringed me to stop have fear of planes and take one for going to Paris Air Show (for fortificate my state of mind watching other human beings involved in aircraft world)

    First (1) thought: thats the fricking point, i dont fricking remember my first fricking tought who lessened my fear of planes from 100% to 25%.

    im just sorry at this point

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly just get drunk at the airport bar and pass out on the plane, the flight will be over so quick lmao

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here, this will help

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drive in any American metro for 5 minutes, you'll suddenly realize flying is 200x safer because black people can't fly nissans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll suddenly realize flying is 200x safer because black people can't fly nissans
      This belongs in a comedy show kek

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It never really goes away. Just drink before the flight. I take two double whiskys and a kids travel sickness pill. The pill makes you feel sleepy enough without completely knocking you out.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think that airplane lounges are open 24/7? It's so that people can get plastered before flights

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a sleeping stack, get yourself the most potent melatonin, the most potent syrup for alergy, sickness and stomachaches, and drugs if you have them

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST WEAR A BLINDFOLD AND EARPLUGS THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THE AIRPORT SO YOU DONT KNOW WHEN YOU BOARD THE PLANE.

    BEFORE YOU THINK THE PLANE TAKES OFF STAND UP AND SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES SO YOU CANT FEEL THE PLANE MOTION YOUR ONLY FEEL SICK AND DIZZY.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) Inspect the wienerpit
    2) Verify there is at least one, preferably two White or northeast Asian men in there
    3) Relax

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >northeast Asian
      I don't think that's as safe as you think it is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, must be Chinese or Japanese, Koreans have a bad track record due to autismo

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait where is there two threads for this topic?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fear of flying. How to cure?
    Don't think about it. Distract yourself. That's literally what all "brave" (ie deteached from reality) normies do. Bungie jumping? I'm safe. Taking a selfie on a cliff? I'm safe because everyone does it on instagram.

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