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When did you realize you realize what you really wanted wasn't adventure but to be pampered instead.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paying $400/night to sleep in other people's cum, sweat, and piss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good hotels actually clean the rooms

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually once a hotel review magazine used forensic methods in 5 star hotels all over the world and found cum and feces residues in cleaned sheets in most of those suites. So you're always sleeping in someone else's bed, don't matter how much you're spending.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adventure
    >be pampered
    Why not both?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luxury hotels are such a waste of money. A 3.5 star place has everything you need at 1/4 the cost of a 5 star.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen.

      There is definitely a point of diminishing returns when it comes to hotel cost.

      The 3.5 star is less instagrammable though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree and it just pisses me off seeing the tiny little pringles tub they put in the minibar with a £20 price tag on it. I kept the bar of soap out of my last 5 star hotel for occasional smells though it's smells so fricking nice

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I first experienced being pampered.
    That being said, you can have both adventure and pamper. Nothing like coming back to your room after a long hike and getting in a jacuzzi.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh I'd only splurge on 5 star hotels if I could get one of those specialty suites with a living room, nice view... If I just get a decent bedroom I'd rather pay 1/3 of the price and stay in 4 star property. I don't even use the hotel facilities anyway. Unless the hotel is the destination itself. Also had to pay 7 euros for a bottle of water and that made me mad.

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