FRICK LONDON FRICKING THIEVING CITY. I had BOTH my bikes stolen in a matter of 6 days in Central London.

FRICK LONDON FRICKING THIEVING CITY.

I had BOTH my bikes stolen in a matter of 6 days in Central London. Both of them locked up in well-lit areas, blah blah with D locks and wire locks. I reported it to the police but they'll do frick all about it.

I've ridden both bikes for 2 years each. I hope the c**ts who stole them get cancer. What the frick do I do now bros, that's £400 gone just like that.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only cycle £25 shit box bikes off marketplace

    they last about 18m between thefts and they’re so cheap I don’t care about having to get a few Ubers

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny thing is the bike theives are white

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nor would i want to
        i am too massive in bone structure and musculature
        whites steal bikes so they have money for crack
        blacks sell crack

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I reported it to the police but they'll do frick all about it.
    What do people really expect the cops to do about a stolen bike?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      get kickbacks from the organized gangs?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    use this to buy shit bkes and rig them up for youtube videos where its tied to a rope, as people ride them at one point the rope will go stop them mid ride and make them fall like morons

    funny to see, try it out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heres the vid im talkign about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv63MHPudrs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks fake, but isn't it illegal to set booby traps like this?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just tying my bike up for safe keeping

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick do I do now bros
    Move?

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