>get a flight attendant gf. >constantly fly with her everywhere on cheap as shit staff tickets

>get a flight attendant gf
>constantly fly with her everywhere on cheap as shit staff tickets
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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its very known that all flight attendants get railed by everyone in the staff and are mayor prostitutes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      joke is on you, I'm into that
      t. I'm op and I'm a cuck

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good on you bro, tell your gf, passenger in seat 5A needs a sloppy BJ posthaste

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh so a regular woman then

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being dependent on your gf for flights
    Hope she'll take care of you when you're offloaded with no seats in sights for days.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      crew can use jumpseats and if I'm with her I'm usually allowed on jumpseats too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what I meant, you're dependent on her to get you back home.
        Still a good deal though, hope you can enjoy it while it lasts.

        t. always jumpseats on full flights to get as many PADs behind me on board as possible, you're welcome

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Travelling around constantly dependant on being attached to the hip of some woman sounds like a chore to me. But sounds like you're having a good one, so good on ya.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s 100% getting fricked by her male coworkers but it’s worth it imo
    >t. knower

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its very known that all flight attendants get railed by everyone in the staff and are mayor prostitutes

      Absolute BS, I dated an FA for several years and she didn't cheat on me once

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know, you idiot? it's not like she's gonna frick her captain and then come tell you, moron

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    have the same experience but its a bus driver gf. I am also a bus driver. I travel free anywhere in america, canada, or fresno

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im op and im trans btw hope htat matters

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder where the flight attendant=prostitute meme comes from. Porn? Movies from the 1960s? They seem stuck-up, very busy, and most are top tier physically. Girls like this don't give out easily.
    When would they even have time to frick?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flight attendants are usually very extroverted and tend to overshare due to their profession just like nurses.
      Being selected for looks and ability to sell is adds even more.
      >they seem stuck-up, very busy
      To (You) in cattle class, but not to passengers in premium class and their coworkers.

      >t. jumpseat enjoyer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just won't believe you.
        >coworkers
        Male flight attendants are all very flamboyant

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but that doesn't apply to pilots, ground crew and others.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flight attendants are put up in business hotels. These places ALWAYS have a bar/social area which is also frequented by men traveling alone on business travel and also pilots. People behave differently when in an anonymous environment away from home.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in an anonymous environment
            Their colleagues are there.
            I can picture a lot of women having sex with strangers, especially when on holidays, but somehow it doesn't make sense with flight attendants. They're probably quite tired by the time they get to their rooms.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I believe they usually have about 3 days between flights

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not if they're working full-time.
                Airlines try to optimise to keep employee time away from home as short as possible.
                At home, they can spend quite some time between flights though.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              flight attendant forums suggest they all have sex with the one attractive straight male flight attendant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flight attendants are usually very extroverted and tend to overshare due to their profession just like nurses.
      Being selected for looks and ability to sell is adds even more.
      >they seem stuck-up, very busy
      To (You) in cattle class, but not to passengers in premium class and their coworkers.

      >t. jumpseat enjoyer

      >I wonder where the flight attendant=prostitute meme comes from.
      travel is the well known pantie remover for women.
      consistently being in different cities and away from home. Women are weak to this.
      They are like female sailors, develop a bf in every port, so to speak.
      >very busy
      the Fact that the job is high stress makes it MORE likely, not less, that they will dip into casual sex. Its the same reason nurses get a bunker attitude, and hook up with all their shipmates. they are all in this shithouse together, and insiders all know the score. and they have plenty of downtime for sex, but maybe not enough for a real relationhipship
      > top tier physically.
      this is a meme. hot women put out more.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're an idiot. I only have sex with flight attendants and never pay for flights since more than 10 yrs ago. Delta, American and United are names of my three gf's in my contacts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek how do you meet them and how do u get free flights

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does dating an airline employee make you airline staff? Why would flight attendants pay anything for flying? Smells of bullshit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's sorta believable to me, I knew a girl who was the daughter for a bus driver and her entire family had free tickets to travel on buses for that company.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can bring a person together with them on a staff ticket. some airlines also have heavy discounts or even free tickets for family of staff, so if she adds you as your "family" then you're set and can even fly alone

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt jumpseat anywhere in the world for free with UPS pilots

    Sad

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