>get a flight attendant gf
>constantly fly with her everywhere on cheap as shit staff tickets
why did nobody tell me this lifehack before
>get a flight attendant gf. >constantly fly with her everywhere on cheap as shit staff tickets
>get a flight attendant gf
>constantly fly with her everywhere on cheap as shit staff tickets
why did nobody tell me this lifehack before
its very known that all flight attendants get railed by everyone in the staff and are mayor prostitutes
joke is on you, I'm into that
t. I'm op and I'm a cuck
Good on you bro, tell your gf, passenger in seat 5A needs a sloppy BJ posthaste
oh so a regular woman then
>being dependent on your gf for flights
Hope she'll take care of you when you're offloaded with no seats in sights for days.
crew can use jumpseats and if I'm with her I'm usually allowed on jumpseats too.
That's exactly what I meant, you're dependent on her to get you back home.
Still a good deal though, hope you can enjoy it while it lasts.
t. always jumpseats on full flights to get as many PADs behind me on board as possible, you're welcome
Travelling around constantly dependant on being attached to the hip of some woman sounds like a chore to me. But sounds like you're having a good one, so good on ya.
She’s 100% getting fricked by her male coworkers but it’s worth it imo
>t. knower
Absolute BS, I dated an FA for several years and she didn't cheat on me once
how do you know, you idiot? it's not like she's gonna frick her captain and then come tell you, moron
have the same experience but its a bus driver gf. I am also a bus driver. I travel free anywhere in america, canada, or fresno
im op and im trans btw hope htat matters
I wonder where the flight attendant=prostitute meme comes from. Porn? Movies from the 1960s? They seem stuck-up, very busy, and most are top tier physically. Girls like this don't give out easily.
When would they even have time to frick?
Flight attendants are usually very extroverted and tend to overshare due to their profession just like nurses.
Being selected for looks and ability to sell is adds even more.
>they seem stuck-up, very busy
To (You) in cattle class, but not to passengers in premium class and their coworkers.
>t. jumpseat enjoyer
I just won't believe you.
>coworkers
Male flight attendants are all very flamboyant
Sure, but that doesn't apply to pilots, ground crew and others.
Flight attendants are put up in business hotels. These places ALWAYS have a bar/social area which is also frequented by men traveling alone on business travel and also pilots. People behave differently when in an anonymous environment away from home.
>in an anonymous environment
Their colleagues are there.
I can picture a lot of women having sex with strangers, especially when on holidays, but somehow it doesn't make sense with flight attendants. They're probably quite tired by the time they get to their rooms.
I believe they usually have about 3 days between flights
Not if they're working full-time.
Airlines try to optimise to keep employee time away from home as short as possible.
At home, they can spend quite some time between flights though.
flight attendant forums suggest they all have sex with the one attractive straight male flight attendant
>I wonder where the flight attendant=prostitute meme comes from.
travel is the well known pantie remover for women.
consistently being in different cities and away from home. Women are weak to this.
They are like female sailors, develop a bf in every port, so to speak.
>very busy
the Fact that the job is high stress makes it MORE likely, not less, that they will dip into casual sex. Its the same reason nurses get a bunker attitude, and hook up with all their shipmates. they are all in this shithouse together, and insiders all know the score. and they have plenty of downtime for sex, but maybe not enough for a real relationhipship
> top tier physically.
this is a meme. hot women put out more.
You're an idiot. I only have sex with flight attendants and never pay for flights since more than 10 yrs ago. Delta, American and United are names of my three gf's in my contacts
kek how do you meet them and how do u get free flights
How the frick does dating an airline employee make you airline staff? Why would flight attendants pay anything for flying? Smells of bullshit.
It's sorta believable to me, I knew a girl who was the daughter for a bus driver and her entire family had free tickets to travel on buses for that company.
they can bring a person together with them on a staff ticket. some airlines also have heavy discounts or even free tickets for family of staff, so if she adds you as your "family" then you're set and can even fly alone
>he doesnt jumpseat anywhere in the world for free with UPS pilots
Sad