>get on plane. >walk to your seat. >see this

>get on plane
>walk to your seat
>see this
what do

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    end up like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      backstory?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be good samaritan
            >restrain man
            >cut off his airway
            >he dies
            >you go to jail for life
            never be a good samaritan

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually, I heard that jail is not bad at all if you're in there for killing a sex offender. They practically worship you, or are at least jealous that they didn't get to do it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the prison. In California, they will run your paperwork and see that you did that, and then maybe you’ll be asked to join the woods. You don’t want to do that if you’ve only got a couple of years. If you go to the Florida Department of Corrections, they won’t even bother checking your paperwork and they won’t care when you try to explain what you did. Zero segregation in Florida. In Cali, it’s like racial NFL; the different groups of people are all bodybuilder tatted up scary representations of their respective groups. In Florida, you won’t even have the numbers to join up with the crackers. They’ll put you in the cell with a Damu doing two life sentences. They’ll just see you as a neutron because you’re not banged out or from the streets. If you go to prison in like dc, South Carolina, Alabama, Lord forbid Georgia.. they won’t even check that you did something respectable. They’ll make you a wife.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they don't give a shit about "sex offenders" unless it's got something to do with little kids

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, jail is bad if you *are* a sex offender (location dependent, mainly California) and they will kill/attack you because you're an easy target, not out of moral principle.

                Depends on the prison. In California, they will run your paperwork and see that you did that, and then maybe you’ll be asked to join the woods. You don’t want to do that if you’ve only got a couple of years. If you go to the Florida Department of Corrections, they won’t even bother checking your paperwork and they won’t care when you try to explain what you did. Zero segregation in Florida. In Cali, it’s like racial NFL; the different groups of people are all bodybuilder tatted up scary representations of their respective groups. In Florida, you won’t even have the numbers to join up with the crackers. They’ll put you in the cell with a Damu doing two life sentences. They’ll just see you as a neutron because you’re not banged out or from the streets. If you go to prison in like dc, South Carolina, Alabama, Lord forbid Georgia.. they won’t even check that you did something respectable. They’ll make you a wife.

                In California if you are white you have to become a 'wood'/join the white gang unless you have bad paperwork or go protective custody. Otherwise non negotiable

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/B9azdpq.png

            >Schrödinger's jeet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            SAAR IS ZAINICHI PAKISTANI SAAR
            DO NOT REDEEM SAAR

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/KZlYn3b.jpg

          HOW CAN SHE SLAP

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            saar was zainichi pakistani SAAR do not redeem

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/KZlYn3b.jpg

          wait so which one is it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a third source that claims the man is "Victorian" (ie. immigrant with Australian citizenship living in Victoria)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i'm in the seat next to her oxygen supply, I do nothing.

    If i'm seated in the seat her oxygen and half her fatass occupies, then i'd get a new seat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I missed the part where I'm supposed to give a shit.

      This is basically my mindset. I don't care how big you are, as long as physical contact is minimal. I don't even like it when normal-sized bodies touch me.
      Also, not all large seat occupants are fat. There are also tall people, broad-shouldered people, and jacked people. While I admire the latter's commitment, I wouldn't want them touching me either.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bare skin touching the seat
        Possibly more disgusting of a person than OP.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        photoshop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood why amerifats dress like this. It's the less clothed nation next to Africans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. dyel

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue walking to business class while wondering why are we boarding from the rear door

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open up my containers of crawfish

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine. She can plug the hole when the window blows out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek I actually want to see that in a news headline.
      >Plus-sized passenger saves flight from window failure

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fly budget airlines and only fly in business class.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kms in front of everyone as revenge for this bullshit. If my holidays are going to be ruined, so is everyone else's.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone could stab her and never reach her vital organs

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be glad to have about at third of the middle seat's space for free because the fatty clearly paid for two seats.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo let me get a hit of that shit I got a mad hangover. Can I use you as a pillow when I pass out?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would fart into her breathing apparatus.
    https://youtube.com/shorts/48QGtE74d5Q?si=k8OuSRrxWGuEZpFi
    https://youtube.com/shorts/Wxe-6YcIgyg?si=Dh1YVOOQuiKFf28v
    https://youtube.com/shorts/xLLWIX5OHWQ?si=nZs6QjRlP-rQwJLS
    https://youtube.com/shorts/DmCoEbFux7s?si=0vRZp2DwL4fS8I7E

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    emergency upgrade to business

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