for vacation with her family.
what red-pill novels I should get her?
nothing heavy
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gf wants a "beach read"
for vacation with her family.
what red-pill novels I should get her?
nothing heavy
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Shes not gonna read it whatever it is
she reads a ton, but light trendy novels
Pandora by Gene Wolfe. It's basically Wolfe but without all the subtext, a nice comfy read.
Give her The Wanting Seed
the turner diaries unironically
She's not American. Plus, it's extremely heavy.
the turner diaries is a fun and undemanding read, what makes it heavy?
...mass murder?
you asked for redpill novels, inherent to the redpill is that billions must die
you don't seem to understand whst redpill mean. this bro does tho
Redpill half the times hear means "kill all minorities" because this a shit pseud /misc/ board, you have to use your words more carefully
ugh
incel brainlet take
1,001 ways to conceal your maxipad : a gripping digest on the psychological flaws of contemporary women
So You Think You're A Cat, by the Duchess of Sussex, Illustrated.
Jesus Is My Night Light : a compendium on the premature waking-up of the political ideations of a teenager, w/ Pamela Anderson
I fricking love Kappy the israelite
A red pill which is not heavy is not a red pill.
you don'tg need a sledgehammer to make a birdhouse.
sometimes sowing seeds of doubt is more effective than screaming in someone's face with a megaphone, m8.
Even if you use a tack hammer the result is still a birdhouse.
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Get her some Stephen King or something, chicks love the Kang.
"The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid
>"The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid
“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them bare and their response is 'you're safe with me'- that's intimacy.”
Beautiful.
Boring
The Alchemist. Either that or Looking for Alaska. If not those two then I could recommend Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach.
Orwell's Animal Farm, unironically
Get her some Swedish crime or horror. Chicks love that shit. May I suggest The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and Let the Right One In?
Child of God, bit if you are anything to go by she might be too moronic to get it.
I don't think GWTDT is a redpill novel. I mean, the author thinks there is some clandestine nazi conspiracy among rich people who are united in their shared desire to rape women. Or maybe he just feels sad about never having done anything to help the poor woman he saw getting gangraped in an alley by a bunch of lower-class dregs.
I know you like being angry but you need to kys asap.
Jaws
I read it in a beach in Tunisia. 2 shark attacks that week. Really set the mood.
Possibility of a platform or whatever hollaback novel is about tourism
Brave New World
came here to post this, also try rites of passage and the ecology of invasions
This is actually probably the best choice for a red pill beach read.
why get her anything else
Are you sure she didn't say "b***h read", anon?
Can second The Alchemist or anything else by that hack Paulo Coelho. Different enough to make her feel like she's learnt something but not different enough to break out of light beach read
>Coelho
>redpilled
Wuthering Heights, Bro. Trust me.
Jane Austen or Tolstoy? Maybe a Charlotte Bronte?
Yeah honestly these or like Ride and Prejudice. Elizabeth is pretty based and maybe seeing how Intelligent and anti superficial she is will snap your girl out of being moronic .
>girlfriend wants a "beach read"
>my fist slams into her face
>girlfriend wants a backrub
>my fist slams into her face
>girlfriend wants me to pick up those ciders she likes
>my fist slams into her face
>girlfriend thinks she's smart, wants my fist slamming into her face
>throw her b***h sister down the stairs
meds
Give her the BBC.
While that is fiction, OP specifically requested a novel
>beach read
>nothing heavy
Forget "red-pilling".
Forget novels.
Get her a collection of light, easy-to-read short stories written by someone who can actually write.
Suggestions:
Cathedral by Raymond Carver
My Oedipus Complex and Other Stories by Frank O'Connor
Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl
Revenge of the Lawn by Richard Brautigan
fahrenheit 451, has the subplot of the wife that only consumes media for entertainment value.
Youre a homosexual for even making it that far in that fricking god awful book
and you're a homosexual shill because the book opposes your goyslop programming.
Damn that’s crazy I need to read it now. Bradbury is great
yes. besides brave new world, it describes the state of our current world pretty accurately. the person that takes issue with it didn't even state why they think it's "godawful". the only issue i take is that the young female in the story is too idealized and not indicative of any real females.
The Steppenwolf
She's going on a beach vacation without you? talk about cucked. Tell her to read Lady Chatterley's Lover
Mein Kampf
You're going to want to red pill her something which appears to be a romance novel but actually tackles deeper themes. Since you requested something light the prose must also be clear and straightforward. I recommend It ends with us by Colleen Hoover.
just give her a good fricking book, moron.
The Gulag Archipelago. Get the unabridged version. Throw all three volumes in her carry-on. She won't read them, but it would be a good work out.
Unironically Beautiful World Where Are You by Sally Rooney. It is secretly red-pilled (at the end of the book, the only thing that makes its two joint protagonists happy is some manner of Catholicism, marriage, and the prospect of children).
Start with the Greeks
my struggle by knausgård
Of mice and men
One of the most eye-opening books I've ever read was Gödel, Escher, Bach, but that's a bit heavy for a beach read, so maybe HPMOR?
Watership Down