gf wants a "beach read"

for vacation with her family.
what red-pill novels I should get her?
nothing heavy

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shes not gonna read it whatever it is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she reads a ton, but light trendy novels

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pandora by Gene Wolfe. It's basically Wolfe but without all the subtext, a nice comfy read.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give her The Wanting Seed

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the turner diaries unironically

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not American. Plus, it's extremely heavy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the turner diaries is a fun and undemanding read, what makes it heavy?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...mass murder?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you asked for redpill novels, inherent to the redpill is that billions must die

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you don't seem to understand whst redpill mean. this bro does tho

              Orwell's Animal Farm, unironically

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Redpill half the times hear means "kill all minorities" because this a shit pseud /misc/ board, you have to use your words more carefully

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ugh

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              incel brainlet take

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1,001 ways to conceal your maxipad : a gripping digest on the psychological flaws of contemporary women
      So You Think You're A Cat, by the Duchess of Sussex, Illustrated.
      Jesus Is My Night Light : a compendium on the premature waking-up of the political ideations of a teenager, w/ Pamela Anderson

      I fricking love Kappy the israelite

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A red pill which is not heavy is not a red pill.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don'tg need a sledgehammer to make a birdhouse.
      sometimes sowing seeds of doubt is more effective than screaming in someone's face with a megaphone, m8.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you use a tack hammer the result is still a birdhouse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >midwit.png

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get her some Stephen King or something, chicks love the Kang.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid
      “People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them bare and their response is 'you're safe with me'- that's intimacy.”

      Beautiful.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boring

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Alchemist. Either that or Looking for Alaska. If not those two then I could recommend Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orwell's Animal Farm, unironically

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get her some Swedish crime or horror. Chicks love that shit. May I suggest The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and Let the Right One In?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Child of God, bit if you are anything to go by she might be too moronic to get it.

      I don't think GWTDT is a redpill novel. I mean, the author thinks there is some clandestine nazi conspiracy among rich people who are united in their shared desire to rape women. Or maybe he just feels sad about never having done anything to help the poor woman he saw getting gangraped in an alley by a bunch of lower-class dregs.

      Redpill half the times hear means "kill all minorities" because this a shit pseud /misc/ board, you have to use your words more carefully

      I know you like being angry but you need to kys asap.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaws

    I read it in a beach in Tunisia. 2 shark attacks that week. Really set the mood.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Possibility of a platform or whatever hollaback novel is about tourism

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brave New World

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this, also try rites of passage and the ecology of invasions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually probably the best choice for a red pill beach read.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why get her anything else

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure she didn't say "b***h read", anon?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can second The Alchemist or anything else by that hack Paulo Coelho. Different enough to make her feel like she's learnt something but not different enough to break out of light beach read

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coelho
      >redpilled

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wuthering Heights, Bro. Trust me.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane Austen or Tolstoy? Maybe a Charlotte Bronte?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah honestly these or like Ride and Prejudice. Elizabeth is pretty based and maybe seeing how Intelligent and anti superficial she is will snap your girl out of being moronic .

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girlfriend wants a "beach read"
    >my fist slams into her face
    >girlfriend wants a backrub
    >my fist slams into her face
    >girlfriend wants me to pick up those ciders she likes
    >my fist slams into her face
    >girlfriend thinks she's smart, wants my fist slamming into her face
    >throw her b***h sister down the stairs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give her the BBC.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      While that is fiction, OP specifically requested a novel

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymouṡ

    >beach read
    >nothing heavy

    Forget "red-pilling".
    Forget novels.

    Get her a collection of light, easy-to-read short stories written by someone who can actually write.

    Suggestions:

    Cathedral by Raymond Carver
    My Oedipus Complex and Other Stories by Frank O'Connor
    Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl
    Revenge of the Lawn by Richard Brautigan

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fahrenheit 451, has the subplot of the wife that only consumes media for entertainment value.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre a homosexual for even making it that far in that fricking god awful book

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and you're a homosexual shill because the book opposes your goyslop programming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that’s crazy I need to read it now. Bradbury is great

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes. besides brave new world, it describes the state of our current world pretty accurately. the person that takes issue with it didn't even state why they think it's "godawful". the only issue i take is that the young female in the story is too idealized and not indicative of any real females.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Steppenwolf

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's going on a beach vacation without you? talk about cucked. Tell her to read Lady Chatterley's Lover

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mein Kampf

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to want to red pill her something which appears to be a romance novel but actually tackles deeper themes. Since you requested something light the prose must also be clear and straightforward. I recommend It ends with us by Colleen Hoover.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just give her a good fricking book, moron.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gulag Archipelago. Get the unabridged version. Throw all three volumes in her carry-on. She won't read them, but it would be a good work out.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Beautiful World Where Are You by Sally Rooney. It is secretly red-pilled (at the end of the book, the only thing that makes its two joint protagonists happy is some manner of Catholicism, marriage, and the prospect of children).

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the Greeks

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my struggle by knausgård

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of mice and men

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most eye-opening books I've ever read was Gödel, Escher, Bach, but that's a bit heavy for a beach read, so maybe HPMOR?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watership Down

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