Anyone been here? Going for a week in Nov, anything to do here besides dim sum and hot cola?
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Hong Kong
Anyone been here? Going for a week in Nov, anything to do here besides dim sum and hot cola?
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It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
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I recomend you only going with carry on.
If in the airport of your home country some corrupt staff plants you druga in your suitcase you could end up in the hell of hk judicial system.
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Yeah, I've been there.
>lying on the internet
Sorry, I was a little preoccupied by a rough spot in my hooker's vegana. Near the end. Did not feel good. Maybe something is stuck up there. Very rough. Do you know anything about that? I didn't have the heart to tell her before she left. Messy affair, that.
HK cooming world class if you can access it and don't worry you will always have a condom and not suffer my problem. It has a cool subway, the horse races are overrated and full of pretentious pricks, along with most of that side of the bay. I got tear gassed there in the riots, just to brag. Easy place to navigate and good for any new traveler. Not much to do besides seek out hotel food buffets imo but that's fine by me. I tried to watch a John Woo flick or two in my closet hotel room but just couldn't be arsed.
Thanks senpai
Work is sending me there so I have to go. Might go to macau when Im off to see if thats better.
The only cool thing about macau is there are some hookers in the casino brothels that walk around like those japanese sushi conveyor belts, but I've never been and HK was enough.
>HK cooming world class if you can access it and don't worry you will always have a condom and not suffer my problem
wdym?
did it feel sort of pointy? if a woman has an IUD, you can feel the strings that allow it to be removed
According to lore, the rightful King of prostitutes is the one who removes the IUD from a virgin bawd only using their face.
No, that would be another prostitute days later. I had never felt an IUD but it was an unmistakable plastic jabby thing interrupting our session while in missionary and I did not appreciate it one bit. I asked her on google translate wtf and she responded "I just had sex with an Indian and he must have pushed it out" while making the sign that his penis was as big as her forearm. Disgusted and perplexed, I rolled off of her and lay there contemplating. Luckily, she wasn't Chinese, so she wasn't an indomitable uptight b***h and I soon had my index finger in there poking and proding around. It is like a plastic strip with tiny notches or beads that extended past her cervix, which was rather large and round I commented, then gtfo of there.
>Indian
>penis as big as her forearm
lol, lmao even
I went there with my grandpa, my grandpa's friend, and a friend from school. We were trying to have lunch at a restaurant, and some French guy got weirdly confrontational and tried to fight my grandpa's friend.
Don't bother going post china taking over / Hong Kong protests. It's a police state now and most of the...fun, moved away.
Hong Kong hiking is world class, check out Dragon's Back near Chai Wan or even Victoria Peak, you can walk all the way to the south of HK island from there and the views are just lovely.
Make sure to go to Sham Shui Po, it's a shitty place, but it's SOULFUL and the food is top notch.
Oh yeah, take a hike from Ngong Ping (where the huge Buddha station is) all the way down to Tung Chung. And try the hike along the north coast of Lantau, it's great too.
Aside from Lantau Island, are you me?
Remember to keep the panties of the hooker you've rented for that session.
Return their panties at the cashier. (Panties are coded for price)
For every five panties you pay for, you get a chance at the hooker gacha.
Too hot don't like
Chinese think no condom equals rape and the only prostitutes who have ever refused me are snarky chinese in the walkup apartment buildings, some wouldn't even open their door for me
It's great but watch out for the railings, I tripped and fell and snapped my spine, been in the hospital here ever since May