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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some pajeet going from saudi to us had this fricking plastic bag of curry that I could smell like 6 rows in front of him. I dont even know how he got it hot in the middle of a 10 hour flight. It pissed me off so fricking much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flight attendants have these lunchboxes with a built in hotplate
      Airlines don't want you to know this, but civilians ARE allowed to use these too.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're in the middle seat. What do you do?
    I guess I'm sitting on the tray of lobster, then.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you blur out her face?
    Anyways I would try to seduce her into joining the mile high club

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie have some fricking standards

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she has fat breasts

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you aint flying firfst class? make it first class sugar

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spirit Airlines

    if you fly spirit you deserve every bit of this Black person shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I flew spirit and sat next to a woman who looked like this and she put her hand on my leg because I was nervous

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        based black woman
        I hope you're settled now, chile

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, imagine the smell. I bet she takes huge dumps

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this Black person is 100% a pensioned government employee that can barely read and write, who is making more money than you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have it any other way

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not another peep from you, white boi

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    get drunk and eat lobsert i guess

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing special but
    >always take advantage of luggage limits when bringing shit back from Japan
    >fly economy yet I'm one of the people that immediately rush to the boarding gate the moment it's announced
    >I have the maximum size cabin bag, an enormous rucksack, and an XL plastic bag from duty free
    >not including the two 30kg suit cases checked in on a cargo flight
    >my wife also does this
    >the cabin space above my row of seats and sometimes even the one next to it is guaranteed to be packed with our shit before anyone on my row can even get there
    >people board and always tut or get into a huff whenever they see the overhead storage is full
    >this gives me great pleasure
    >one time I don't make it to the gate soon enough
    >board earlier than most but one aussie backpacker spots me stuffing the overheard storage units like stuffing japs on a train during rush hour
    >has no place for his duty free booze and all his hostel-living belongings in his giant camping bag
    >he starts to complain 'ya shouldn't be boiyin so much fakkin shit it's uncourteous'
    >other people come along and get annoyed as expected
    >this further enrages the aussie as he is inevitably drinking the alcohol he can't store overhead
    >'put two bags undah ya fakkin feet eh c**t'
    >shrug and say 'I was allowed to board with this, what more can I say? Maybe you should board earlier next time'
    >this really lights a fire under his nads
    >starts trying to forcibly remove my shit
    >cabin crew step in
    >he gets into an argument with the air stewardess until a man comes along and decides he needs to be removed as he's wasted and it's a 16 hour flight ahead
    I fly about 4x a year but I've had this happen at least a dozen times, the aussie was the most belligerent but I genuinely believe you can have people removed from flying this way

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just have your own entire row for your 13 hour flight
    simple as

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had the row to myself on a recent 7 hour flight, I spent most of it lying down asleep.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      happened to me once on a 15 hour trip to japan I did the same as

      I had the row to myself on a recent 7 hour flight, I spent most of it lying down asleep.

      and it was amazing watching everyone seethe while i was sprawled out watching 3 movies and eating snacks

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sit on c seat
    >dude in front of me
    >his gf opens the luggage door above my head
    >crutches fall direct on my head
    >she goes haha im sorry
    her boyfriend apologized at least
    I have severe flight anxiety. I just stare straight ahead for hours no phone no book. the fact that I'm flying gives me enough excitement that I dont get bored

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just stare straight ahead for hours no phone no book
      same

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon please don't make me hard. I explicitly stated comments like that give me great pleasure

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT poorgays flying Y
    Not gonna make it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying business class can't have troubles
      I had to share a business class flight with a muslim couple and their screaming baby. Children should never be allowed into business class, they are the textbook definition of poor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAGMI

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a hobbit manlet so none of this shit matters. I pack light and I don’t have a big ego. I also don’t have a big dick. It’s probably why I’m so zen and the obesemaxxers and overpackoids ape out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you me

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"gurrrll you better gimme some of them lobsters"
    >she laughs and then talks to me about her life for 2 hours.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calls you sugar & hun

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's Ms Pat!

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creampie her breasts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmm interesting

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sit next to Dominican old lady who’s with her daughter in the aisle seat
    >she starts small talking with me in Spanish
    >try to keep it going with high school-tier Spanish skills
    >before take off flight attendant makes a joke about us going to the wrong destination
    >she asks me what he said
    >reply “Es un broma”
    >says “Que? :(”
    >wonder if I’m fricking up the word for joke
    >reply “E-es un broma”
    >she just looks sad
    >hear her daughter explaining that the flight was joking a bit later

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still smells better than the average Air China cabin.

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