Some pajeet going from saudi to us had this fricking plastic bag of curry that I could smell like 6 rows in front of him. I dont even know how he got it hot in the middle of a 10 hour flight. It pissed me off so fricking much
Nothing special but >always take advantage of luggage limits when bringing shit back from Japan >fly economy yet I'm one of the people that immediately rush to the boarding gate the moment it's announced >I have the maximum size cabin bag, an enormous rucksack, and an XL plastic bag from duty free >not including the two 30kg suit cases checked in on a cargo flight >my wife also does this >the cabin space above my row of seats and sometimes even the one next to it is guaranteed to be packed with our shit before anyone on my row can even get there >people board and always tut or get into a huff whenever they see the overhead storage is full >this gives me great pleasure >one time I don't make it to the gate soon enough >board earlier than most but one aussie backpacker spots me stuffing the overheard storage units like stuffing japs on a train during rush hour >has no place for his duty free booze and all his hostel-living belongings in his giant camping bag >he starts to complain 'ya shouldn't be boiyin so much fakkin shit it's uncourteous' >other people come along and get annoyed as expected >this further enrages the aussie as he is inevitably drinking the alcohol he can't store overhead >'put two bags undah ya fakkin feet eh c**t' >shrug and say 'I was allowed to board with this, what more can I say? Maybe you should board earlier next time' >this really lights a fire under his nads >starts trying to forcibly remove my shit >cabin crew step in >he gets into an argument with the air stewardess until a man comes along and decides he needs to be removed as he's wasted and it's a 16 hour flight ahead
I fly about 4x a year but I've had this happen at least a dozen times, the aussie was the most belligerent but I genuinely believe you can have people removed from flying this way
>sit on c seat >dude in front of me >his gf opens the luggage door above my head >crutches fall direct on my head >she goes haha im sorry
her boyfriend apologized at least
I have severe flight anxiety. I just stare straight ahead for hours no phone no book. the fact that I'm flying gives me enough excitement that I dont get bored
>implying business class can't have troubles
I had to share a business class flight with a muslim couple and their screaming baby. Children should never be allowed into business class, they are the textbook definition of poor.
I’m a hobbit manlet so none of this shit matters. I pack light and I don’t have a big ego. I also don’t have a big dick. It’s probably why I’m so zen and the obesemaxxers and overpackoids ape out.
>sit next to Dominican old lady who’s with her daughter in the aisle seat >she starts small talking with me in Spanish >try to keep it going with high school-tier Spanish skills >before take off flight attendant makes a joke about us going to the wrong destination >she asks me what he said >reply “Es un broma” >says “Que? :(” >wonder if I’m fricking up the word for joke >reply “E-es un broma” >she just looks sad >hear her daughter explaining that the flight was joking a bit later
Some pajeet going from saudi to us had this fricking plastic bag of curry that I could smell like 6 rows in front of him. I dont even know how he got it hot in the middle of a 10 hour flight. It pissed me off so fricking much
Flight attendants have these lunchboxes with a built in hotplate
Airlines don't want you to know this, but civilians ARE allowed to use these too.
>You're in the middle seat. What do you do?
I guess I'm sitting on the tray of lobster, then.
Why did you blur out her face?
Anyways I would try to seduce her into joining the mile high club
homie have some fricking standards
she has fat breasts
you aint flying firfst class? make it first class sugar
>Spirit Airlines
if you fly spirit you deserve every bit of this Black person shit
I flew spirit and sat next to a woman who looked like this and she put her hand on my leg because I was nervous
based black woman
I hope you're settled now, chile
God, imagine the smell. I bet she takes huge dumps
this Black person is 100% a pensioned government employee that can barely read and write, who is making more money than you
I wouldn't have it any other way
not another peep from you, white boi
get drunk and eat lobsert i guess
Nothing special but
>always take advantage of luggage limits when bringing shit back from Japan
>fly economy yet I'm one of the people that immediately rush to the boarding gate the moment it's announced
>I have the maximum size cabin bag, an enormous rucksack, and an XL plastic bag from duty free
>not including the two 30kg suit cases checked in on a cargo flight
>my wife also does this
>the cabin space above my row of seats and sometimes even the one next to it is guaranteed to be packed with our shit before anyone on my row can even get there
>people board and always tut or get into a huff whenever they see the overhead storage is full
>this gives me great pleasure
>one time I don't make it to the gate soon enough
>board earlier than most but one aussie backpacker spots me stuffing the overheard storage units like stuffing japs on a train during rush hour
>has no place for his duty free booze and all his hostel-living belongings in his giant camping bag
>he starts to complain 'ya shouldn't be boiyin so much fakkin shit it's uncourteous'
>other people come along and get annoyed as expected
>this further enrages the aussie as he is inevitably drinking the alcohol he can't store overhead
>'put two bags undah ya fakkin feet eh c**t'
>shrug and say 'I was allowed to board with this, what more can I say? Maybe you should board earlier next time'
>this really lights a fire under his nads
>starts trying to forcibly remove my shit
>cabin crew step in
>he gets into an argument with the air stewardess until a man comes along and decides he needs to be removed as he's wasted and it's a 16 hour flight ahead
I fly about 4x a year but I've had this happen at least a dozen times, the aussie was the most belligerent but I genuinely believe you can have people removed from flying this way
just have your own entire row for your 13 hour flight
simple as
I had the row to myself on a recent 7 hour flight, I spent most of it lying down asleep.
happened to me once on a 15 hour trip to japan I did the same as
and it was amazing watching everyone seethe while i was sprawled out watching 3 movies and eating snacks
>sit on c seat
>dude in front of me
>his gf opens the luggage door above my head
>crutches fall direct on my head
>she goes haha im sorry
her boyfriend apologized at least
I have severe flight anxiety. I just stare straight ahead for hours no phone no book. the fact that I'm flying gives me enough excitement that I dont get bored
>I just stare straight ahead for hours no phone no book
same
Anon please don't make me hard. I explicitly stated comments like that give me great pleasure
ITT poorgays flying Y
Not gonna make it
>implying business class can't have troubles
I had to share a business class flight with a muslim couple and their screaming baby. Children should never be allowed into business class, they are the textbook definition of poor.
WAGMI
I’m a hobbit manlet so none of this shit matters. I pack light and I don’t have a big ego. I also don’t have a big dick. It’s probably why I’m so zen and the obesemaxxers and overpackoids ape out.
are you me
>"gurrrll you better gimme some of them lobsters"
>she laughs and then talks to me about her life for 2 hours.
>calls you sugar & hun
it's Ms Pat!
Creampie her breasts
hmm interesting
>sit next to Dominican old lady who’s with her daughter in the aisle seat
>she starts small talking with me in Spanish
>try to keep it going with high school-tier Spanish skills
>before take off flight attendant makes a joke about us going to the wrong destination
>she asks me what he said
>reply “Es un broma”
>says “Que? :(”
>wonder if I’m fricking up the word for joke
>reply “E-es un broma”
>she just looks sad
>hear her daughter explaining that the flight was joking a bit later
Still smells better than the average Air China cabin.