How bad are beach boys

Looking at an all inclusive resort in Mombasa for next year. The beach isn’t private but it does have security, all I’m reading online is horror stories about these “beach boys” some people even saying it ruined their holiday and things like that.
Mid 20s couple from europe, do we have anything to worry about?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are guaranteed to get harrassed, conned and mugged, what were you thinking going there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a beach town which gets lots of western tourists. The beach also has security I doubt we would get mugged. I just wanted to know if these guys would be different to the “looky looky men” you find in Spain.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God only knows, I hear they get around and like to dance dance dance but wouldn't it be nice if they were heroes and villains got what they deserve

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just having a bit of fun fun fun, don't worry baby

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based fun haver

          Great

          Cringe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >based fun haver
            You're welcome darlin', you're so good to me, hope we can do it again sometime

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just having a bit of fun fun fun, don't worry baby

              stop drinking

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is all I want to do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based beach boy singer. Frick I live old boomers and millennials so much. It's like, you just know they got your back and know stuff

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How bad are “beach boys”
    Pretty shit. I really hate their fricking whinny, feminine high pitch sound. See for yourself:

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God only knows what the beach boys do these days. During my last stay, I was mainly in my room a lot

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick are beach boys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A really corny band

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      masters of harmonising

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to my kenyan gf they are male prostitutes that hang around the beach areas 24/7. Typically they pick up older female tourist and have sex with them.
      I’ve also been warned they offer swim lessons and rape you once they get you out deep enough into the water

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they take your girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      down to kokomo (we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >intentionally going to Kenya
    lol enjoy watching your girl get raped. take some of that anti-AIDS shit with you

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beach boys
    >looky looky men
    what the frick is happening ITT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaha

      According to my kenyan gf they are male prostitutes that hang around the beach areas 24/7. Typically they pick up older female tourist and have sex with them.
      I’ve also been warned they offer swim lessons and rape you once they get you out deep enough into the water

      I know you aren't the kind of poster I wish to associate with, but I'm adding that to my bucket list. That's actual bucket list material. I wonder if it would work since I've never mounted anyone in a pool.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know they were still alive. Loved that kokomo tong hough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick are beach boys

      Personally, Smile was my favourite album, but unfortunately it never was finished properly and therefore didn't have that polished feel to it that is needed to appeal to the Bubblegum-pop audience at large. Pet Sounds was too 'new wave' for my taste, but Brian Wilson really did come into his own on that album - Both as a lyricist as well as a producer. He managed to shed the old 'ditzy teenage honky tonk rockabilly' stereotype and emerge from the void as a legitimate songwriter on par with the likes of the Stones & the Beatles who were beginning to churn out super sounds from the mid to late 1960s. That number 'Sloop John B' really does follow me around on my travels, whenever my holiday ain't so Holly, I can hear the ol' Wilson brothers in the background on some fuzzy speaker or blaring car radio recanting those haunting words "this is the worst trip, I've ever been on"...but bad acid aint the cause of these trips going South...

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mid 20s couple from europe,
    For what reason do you want to go to Kenya? Can't you just go to Spain/Italy/Greece, or even Turkey? Are you a cuck who wants to see his gf violently blacked, are you tired of life? If not then don't go to Kenya.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us anon... tell us about your fateful trip to keeeen-ya.. get it off your chest son

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m reading online is horror stories about these “beach boys” some people even saying it ruined their holiday and things like that.
    People who write that stuff are whiny b***hes. Point is, even if you're no racist, healthy dose of white supremacy is very handy in Africa. These people know two types of muzungu: beta sucker and white master - and you want to be put in second category. After saying hello (you're civilized after all) say upfront you're not buying anything - and that's the only time you should make eye contact. Tell your woman not to talk with them and when they approach her first, answer instead of her (that you both are not interested) - let them know your woman is under your supervision and you're not buying anything. Don't show any interest in discussions and they won't waste their time on you. Wear same looking clothes at the beach and on the second day they'll remember you're unprofitable for them.

    If there's security there's 99.99% chance nothing unpleasent will happen, but if anything, don't argue with them. Ignore them. You're above them. They're as uncapable of offending you, as children.

    East Africa (namely: Mombasa and Zanzibar) has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why go to africa for the beach if not for a cheap resort?
    for the cred?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To see the elephants and shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’ll find both those things there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not go to SEA instead. Okay the elephants are smaller but really

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