How dangerous is it really?

How dangerous is it really?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as much as FOX News reports it is, but not as safe as supporters say it is.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you pay for a guided tour of a favela or do other stupid things: unsafe

    Stick to tourist sights and don’t act moronic: you’ll be fine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If im drunk past midnight in a touristy area would that still be considered moronic?

      If a local chick hits on me (or i hit on her and she is receptive) should i be concerned about getting drugged and robbed?

      Can i party in lapa as a gringo?

      I feel already a bit too old for clubbing but are there any cool samba/bossa nova spots or restaurant/bar areas where hopping from one place to another would be considered safe? Is bar hopping even a thing or do i have to roll up to the place in a tank, drink my drink and leave with the tank back to my hotel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If im drunk past midnight in a touristy area would that still be considered moronic?
        I'm staying in Copacabana now and occasionally go out past midnight to the grocery store or something, it's a bit sketch and the streets are mostly empty other than some homeless and a few other normal people, I've been fine, but I wouldn't really recommend it, most stuff shuts down about 10 or 11.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where do people go out on the weekends?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can i party in lapa as a gringo?
        Nah. Lapa went completely downhill during the pandemic and never recovered properly. It's chockfull of crackheads and mischievous youths. Most cool places closed down.
        > Is bar hopping even a thing or do i have to roll up to the place in a tank, drink my drink and leave with the tank back to my hotel
        Nah, it's not that bad. Stick to Ipanema, Urca and Copacabana - maybe Flamengo - and you'll be fine. The thing is, you can't get piss out drunk and stumble on the streets like you do in Dublin. You will get mugged if you are an easy target and a completely carefree dumbass. People will get an uber or a cab if the destination is more than like 5 blocks away.
        In the end, the bar hopping culture is not really a thing. You'd go to a bar and drink and eat something, then go to a nightclub or samba venue and then go home or, if you stay awake until morning, to a place where you get breakfast, and then to the beach.
        Of course, there are less safe itineraries, which can be quite fun, but I wouldn't advise it to a clueless tourist with no local connections.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are some good samba venues? Id be fine having my evening itinerary being something sunset drink - dinner - samba venue (or anything with music) - home

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Bip Bip" and "Carioca da Gema" come to mind. Once you're there you can ask other patrons for other cool places of the moment.
            Needless to say, Tinder is your friend. Lots of chicks would be willing to accept the offer to get free drinks and food from a foreigner and show them around, especially the uglier ones.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lots of chicks would be willing to accept the offer to get free drinks and food from a foreigner and show them around

              In some countries, even ones not with amazing standard of living, chicks won't even go out with a guy they like if he is foreign. Interesting how this varies from country to country.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, just womens’ standards. If you’re hot you’ll pull in any country, even MENA.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. A Greek girl might like you but will not go out with you due to peer pressure of being seen like a bawd in her social circle. Whereas in other countries a girl will go out with you even if she just mildly likes you because that peer pressure doesn't exist.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was not my experience in Greece whatsoever lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Israeli tourists aren't Greek

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. A Greek girl might like you but will not go out with you due to peer pressure of being seen like a bawd in her social circle. Whereas in other countries a girl will go out with you even if she just mildly likes you because that peer pressure doesn't exist.

                What kind of BS is this? Lmao I was also just in greece and hooked up with local greek chicks. Man you incels live in another reality.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends how comfortable you are in Brazil and your level of Portuguese. Most likely you’ll be fine but if you are noticeably uncomfortable you’ll be a mark for criminals.

        I go out frequently until sunrise in centro, lapa, Botafogo, Vidigal, Ipanema, leblon and never had any issue besides having a phone stolen once. But that was a result of being careless/fricked up. I’m obvious gringo but can understand Portuguese and speak ok

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont speak any portuguese

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Op here. I speak basic Portuguese and can understand a fair bit more than that

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even under the statue of Jesus The Redeemer, armed robbery is common occurence
    Let that sinks in on how safe Rio is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rape and murder frequently happens right under the Eiffel tower
      So about as safe as Europe or North America?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You worship Eiffel Tower? Will Eiffel Tower condemn you to hell?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >complete non-sequitar
          Have you ever been diagnosed with schizophrenia?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine, anon, just be always prepared for the wallet inspectors.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    About as dangerous as miami, or a city in california. Lived in rio for 3 years, as well as years in CA and MIA

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard of a lot of people getting robbed there

    I don't really like being in places I have to watch by back constantly and are discouraged from having my phone out in public

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally the most dangerous country on earth. You're honestly safer in Ukraine than in Rio. Will you get robbed or killed? Probably not. But compared to every other place on earth, it's worse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds a little sensational

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When it comes to Brazil, everything you hear or read sounds sensational. Because it is that bad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao im reading the answers on quora now and it is depressing af. People getting shot in broad daylight seems like your regular sunday afternoon. The "it's safe, most of my friends have been mugged only once or twice" responses are funny too. I guess I didn't realize how safe I am living in my little Euro country, women walk alone at 3am here and nothing ever happens.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao im reading the answers on quora now and it is depressing af. People getting shot in broad daylight seems like your regular sunday afternoon. The "it's safe, most of my friends have been mugged only once or twice" responses are funny too. I guess I didn't realize how safe I am living in my little Euro country, women walk alone at 3am here and nothing ever happens.

          I think you incels live entirely on the internet. Ive been to brazil multiple times, my ex has been to brazil even more times. Nothing has ever happened to either of us. Nothing ever will.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you were LARPing

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, anybody that actually goes places is the LARPer, not the ones just repeating the shit they read

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, anybody that actually goes places is the LARPer, not the ones just repeating the shit they read

            >You're honestly safer in Ukraine than in Rio
            Yeah I guess getting blown up by Putin's Z bots is better than practicing basic common sense when in any foreign city trying not to make yourself a target.

            >t. butthurt huemonkey
            If your people are a little bit more civilized, we won't have to make this kind of thread.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're honestly safer in Ukraine than in Rio
      Yeah I guess getting blown up by Putin's Z bots is better than practicing basic common sense when in any foreign city trying not to make yourself a target.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lviv is probably safer than Rio honestly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any Ukrainian city 100km+ from the front is safer than Rio or Sao Paulo

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sevastopol

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the thing though. What's the point of travelling somewhere where you have to be constantly on guard for your safety? In most places in Europe outside perhaps a few big city ghettos, i can walk around 3am and not have to worry about anything. I can leave my drinks and even my phone and sometimes wallet on the table while im using the bar's washroom and come back to find them exactly where i left them. I can use my phone anywhere (duh). What's the point of going somewhere when you can't relax?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend went there. His car was ambushed, they almost pulled his mother out of the car and raped her on the spot. Happened like 7 years back. Another guy I know went there for jiu-jitsu and was robbed on a beach by a guy 10 years his junior with a gun. I don't know why people like to pretend like LATAM isn't one huge shithole. It's a Russian roulette. You could have a great time fricking young brown pussy multiple times every day or you could end up on a live leak video. Why risk it? The only people who come back to tell you about their experiences are those who survive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why risk it?
      Because
      >a great time fricking young brown pussy multiple times every day
      is well worth the small risk of
      >robbed on a beach by a guy 10 years his junior with a gun
      If i stay here in the US as an aging incel I'm going to blow my own brain out with a gun

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like you will get laid with hot local pussy just for being white. Unless its escorts or women taking advantage of you for money, you can get those anywhere. You really think if you're an incel in USA a hot Brazilian chick will look at you and think "damn he's hot"? It's not like women are a different species in other countries. I can believe that someone who barely has running water would think you are their ticket out of their situation though.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My friend went there. His car was ambushed, they almost pulled his mother out of the car and raped her on the spot. Happened like 7 years back. Another guy I know went there for jiu-jitsu and was robbed on a beach by a guy 10 years his junior with a gun. I don't know why people like to pretend like LATAM isn't one huge shithole. It's a Russian roulette. You could have a great time fricking young brown pussy multiple times every day or you could end up on a live leak video. Why risk it? The only people who come back to tell you about their experiences are those who survive.

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          [...]
          >t. butthurt huemonkey
          If your people are a little bit more civilized, we won't have to make this kind of thread.

          These are all male incel brazilians mad that you are taking their women
          >JBW
          Is real in brazil. Brown Women LOVE white men. Ask anybody who’s gone there and isn’t a seething incel trying to tell you not to go, they’ll tell you how nice the women are there.

          Basically none of the “dont go” propaganda is true, it’s all written by manlet shitskincels. The israeliteSA is unironically more dangerous if you’re white.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. incel huemonkey

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it makes much more sense for you to be the incel shitskin. Every white guy knows that brown women love us, but manlet shitskins like you get uosey about that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. incel huemonkey

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Incel shitskin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. incel huemonkey

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Incel shitskin

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I can tell you one thing about Rio. The prostitutes are very good and very reasonably priced.

    I never ran into any trouble but I look sort of latinoid and knew what to wear to blend in completely.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a ton that travel to europe that look pretty good and perform pretty good (much better than eastern europeans on both accounts)

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they won't bother you if you don't stand out

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there's any Brazilians here, I'm thinking about taking the bus from Belo Horizonte to Belem and stopping in Goiania a few days to break up the trip, is this route safe and is the scenery interesting or is it just boring and not worth it? I have plenty of time so I don't care that it's a long trip and have taken the buses all through the south from Montevideo up to Rio and found them very comfy with the beds and buffet stops.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll die

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey here, never go there, you'll get robbed, kidnapped and raped. Even the natives from there hate the place.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek look at how he is visibly wary and stressed from seeing that towel-wearing Bob Marley is approaching him slowly at the end of the video, like he is expecting that guy to snatch away his phone while recording the video.

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