How do your friends react when...

you tell them you go to South-East Asia?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as I don’t say Thailand they don’t really pay any attention to it. All of SEA looks the same to normies anyways so not like anyone would tell the difference.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and they never ask you details?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes. I just say “it’s cheap, the food is good, nice beaches, cool temples” etc. like I said, as long as you specifically don’t mention Bangkok or w/e and just say your going to Cambodia, nobody bats an eye. Cambodia sounds exotic and cool, Thailand triggers coomer vibes even though they’re more or less the same in terms of cooming.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is ironic because Cambodia has seen a lot more Western pedos arrested over the past 20-30 years than Thailand.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YMVxtEA.jpg

      The only eggshells you really have to walk around are Thailand and the Philippines. Vietnam is generally accepted/respectable by normie standards. Technically, even Indonesia and Singapore are normie-approved. Nobody knows or gives a shit about Myanmar, Laos, etc.

      >muh normies
      everywhere in asia gets millions of visitors a year
      sorry realtravellers, you are the normies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        only 1/3 of americans have a passport. of the ones that do, they go to turbo tourist places Cancun or some shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, we just don't want to make it any more uncomfortable than it needs to be.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only eggshells you really have to walk around are Thailand and the Philippines. Vietnam is generally accepted/respectable by normie standards. Technically, even Indonesia and Singapore are normie-approved. Nobody knows or gives a shit about Myanmar, Laos, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Laos
      so are you chinese or japanese?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually laughed harder than I should've.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as I don’t say Thailand they don’t really pay any attention to it. All of SEA looks the same to normies anyways so not like anyone would tell the difference.

      https://i.imgur.com/LbXUYOJ.jpg

      you tell them you go to South-East Asia?

      Stop caring what others think. Live your life how you see fit. Why limit yourself over someone else's insecurities?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who cares if people think you're a pedophile sex tourist

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is it's just ignorant morons that think this and they'll never say it to your face so it doesn't really matter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Vietnam gets looks unless its a Vietnamese-American.Thailand and Phikipines have a good reputation. Singapore is looked at as extremely foreign with strict policies, Indonesia is not even known about except poor & Muslim, Laos ect are third world also

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually Vietnam gets looks unless its a Vietnamese-American
        What? Several other Americans asked me if I went to Vietnam because of the military (I'm not old), yes, they're moronic, but that's the only thing most Americans think about Vietnam

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      even if you learn a language just to frick, you're still learning something. better than most normies

      i want half these fricking things and i'd wear them proudly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      even if you learn a language just to frick, you're still learning something. better than most normies

      i want half these fricking things and i'd wear them proudly

      My personal favorites:
      >BUTT bawd
      >EAT c**t TILL I DIE
      >SHIT THE BED
      >c**t SHIT
      >I AM A c**t
      >WHAT THE FRICK
      >I AM A homosexual

      If I ever go to Thailand and find a bracelet vendor, I just might buy like 20 or 30 of these things and share them with friends, coworkers, and acquaintances. To return on-topic, I guess I could use these bracelets as an ice-breaker; we'd be too busy laughing our asses off to care about sexpats.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's
        >i <3 cocaine
        >cheers c**t
        >up bum no baby
        >pussy patrol
        >u fat fricking c**t
        >im dr. sex
        >frick u no condom
        >don't give a shit
        >mr banana
        what the fricking hell lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BALLS ON YA FACE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spent 6 months in Indonesia - they go crazy for white guys! A lot of fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Favourite one I've brought home is LADYBOY FIST ME

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brother told me I was going to die young by going to Thailand. He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her. He literally knows nothing about the country other than coomers go there for cheap bawds.

    This is the shit that pisses me off. Fricking ignorant morons that heard Thailand in an SNL joke make a million assumptions about a country they know nothing about and they damn anyone that goes there. Thailand is one of the coolest fricking countries on the planet. It's a modern ass civilization where everything is 1/5th the cost of everywhere else and you can easily get by with nothing but English. I'm a fricking wealthy foreigner in Thailand. That's why I fricking go. I can go to a 5 star beachfront hotel for $60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a hooker. She's a middle class Thai woman with a normal job and a good family. And it's funny on the internet but when it's your brother in real life telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She's not a hooker
          >$60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income.
          >telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
          Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be bait or not.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The hotel was $60 a night you fricking context ignoring moron. Yes, she likes me because I'm rich. Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.

              Lol, of course she's going to act like she isn't a prostitute. She knows what image to project for easily duped foreigners like you. Funny enough, that's also in the book I posted. Some things never change I guess

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/0tTEr0a.png

                So you're telling me even one hundred years ago, these SEAmonkey women will be mistress for foreign man but their actual lover is a native?
                Farang pay-pig/Thai lover is ACTUALLY LAW. My sides can't handle it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's killing me is that even then the chances of finding a girl over 15 that was still a virgin was basically 0%

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Modern version of this is the neighborhood/village/slum boys getting their pokes in when they're all 13 before she even has a chance to debut at gogobar/massage/freelance.

                based jack shack enjoyer. i too prefer the massages, much cheaper, no worries about STD's, and its a much more relaxing experience. i'll smash an edible, get my root pulled and my body rubbed down by one (sometimes two) cute brown girls, and then go get lunch. perfect day.

                Based four hands massage enjoyer.
                Smoking a joint/drinking a beer and getting a four hands massage + double blowjob is an elite Thailand vacation experience yet larpers are only posting creative writing about 'breeding' teen moms in some impoverished village.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >larpers are only posting creative writing about 'breeding' teen moms in some impoverished village.
                Just people who go to the Philippines. It's all that dump has over Thailand

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean really, for less than 1000 baht a day i can get a big breakfast, smoke a doobie, get my rub n tug, eat lunch, then a few drinks at a tiki bar or something. that fast go-go bar life of barfining and mamasans and lady drinks and all the noise and drama around trying have a pretend girlfriend isn't my idea of a vacation, not to mention how much more money you are spending.

                to any anon's reading this, if its your first time in Thailand i recommend doing it the slow and easy way. you won't come home an alcoholic bundle of nerves with 4 different STDs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My brother told me I was going to die young by going to Thailand. He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers.
      Even if you were rawdogging hookers, the risk of fatal STDs from veganal sex is very low for men. And even if you did get HIV or AIDS, medicine has advanced far enough that you can still live a reasonable length of time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My brother is really just a judgemental butthole. He wants to feel superior to everyone.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I AM superior to everyone.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realize that blood transfusions were so much more dangerous than anal sex.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be aware that the table refers to blood transfusions from a know HIV positive donor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I hope this is true. Went raw 3 times in one night on some random club bawd a few days ago. I'm cut, made sure to piss and soap up my dick after each round but God damn my anxiety is still fricking me up right now. Counting down the days till I can get an accurate HIV test.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you people such chimps
          You know the risks, you know you'll worry, you know you'll suffer anxiety for many days afterwards. Is pulling the rubber off really worth it? Can't you control your urges?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't you control your urges?
            No and likely you can't either after 10 rounds of tequila shots when you're tearing up a club with crazy Asians

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cut
          I'm sorry to hear that your parents put you through that israeli ritual. It's unlikely that you experience sex the same way as an uncut person does, so I don't blame you for going raw.

          >piss and soap
          That helps more with bacterial & fungal infections than it does with viral.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really give a shit about it, it's not something I can change now and they probably thought they were making the right decision at the time. Anyway, isn't there some evidence that being cut reduces your chances of catching STDs because there are receptors under the foreskin?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your botched dick doesn't make you immune to STD and HIV, it only make you immune to 90% of the penile sensations you should have.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HIV infection is instant. Scrubbing your dick won't save you. That being said, female to male HIV transmission is almost non-existent. Many people believe it can't happen and that "straight" men are liars.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely medically illiterate

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be much more worried about catching herpes than HIV from that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her.

      She's not a hooker. She's a middle class Thai woman with a normal job and a good family. And it's funny on the internet but when it's your brother in real life telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.

      >She's not a hooker
      >$60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income.
      >telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
      Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be bait or not.

      The hotel was $60 a night you fricking context ignoring moron. Yes, she likes me because I'm rich. Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.

      https://i.imgur.com/LbXUYOJ.jpg

      you tell them you go to South-East Asia?

      People are angry at you for dating women where there’s a “power imbalance”, or to translate from judeo-normgroidish, that means a non-obese non-bawd who actually likes you. You are required to buxx the roast. Failing to comply makes normgroid mad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's because most people know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with a SEA monkey. Even French colonials 150 years ago wrote about that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the shit he's talking about isn't even accurate anymore. SEA women are more well groomed and cleaner than most western women.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate white w*men more than anyone but this is only true if you ignore the vast majority of SEA women ie slum poors and villager nongs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which book is this from?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Untrodden fields of anthropology : observations on the esoteric manners and customs of semi-civilized peoples; being a record of thirty years experience in Asia, Africa, America and Oceania / by a French army-surgeon

            https://wellcomecollection.org/works/s296qvav/items

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a kino read thanks, anything similar pertaining to the indochina region you can recommend?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Untrodden fields of anthropology : observations on the esoteric manners and customs of semi-civilized peoples; being a record of thirty years experience in Asia, Africa, America and Oceania / by a French army-surgeon

                https://wellcomecollection.org/works/s296qvav/items

                https://i.imgur.com/qj6c4qB.png

                No, it's because most people know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with a SEA monkey. Even French colonials 150 years ago wrote about that.

                Hold up, I did some minor research and this guy isn't a doctor at all, just a 19th century coomer who larped as one (some things never change huh?) and died of syphilis.

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carrington

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Carrington is the English editor. The author is a Dr. Jacobus X, who wrote a bunch of other books as well on topics that wren't just about sex.
                https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/author/DR-JACOBUS-X?cm_sp=brcr-_-bdp-_-author

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >died of syphilis
                Truly the mark of skilled doctor

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              "The Chinaman is the israelite of the Extreme East"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with a SEA monkey
          Roastie, YOU are bottom of the barrel, even lower than a ThaiNig.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must submit to normieism. Cannot be happy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thailand is a destination well known for its prostitution, and flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps. There's a reason even a lot of rich dudes at least try to pretend they're not that rich at first, or marry women that are on the same income bracket. It's not just a wealth conservation thing, it's about being on the same level so that she likes you for who you are.
      There is literally nothing sadder than a gf that is in for the money. You know you're fricking someone who probably thinks she can get way better in bed, or someone more loving or caring, or simply someone she can be more attuned to, but resigns herself to be with you for money.

      I honestly would rather you fricked prostitutes than this shit, seriously. The only reason you think it's okay is because you fell for /misc/ and SighSee memes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps.
        That's what a lot of relationships all over the world are like, including in rich well-developed western countries.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          B-but m’roastie says that it’s le good in muttgolemstan but le bad in Thailand

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps
        So by definition it’s not. Words have meanings, roastie.
        >You know you're fricking someone who probably thinks she can get way better in bed
        But this is only le bad in Thailand but not in muttland? Interesting. Is that because locking your orbiters in with just one option (You) benefits (You), roastie?

        Men do not give a frick why the woman is doing the fricking as long as she is doing the fricking. Only holes think we care for some reason. Kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person, if your only rebuttal is calling people synonyms of women, you're not really proving anything, especially since i'm not one, and most people (aka a majority of normies) that share this opinion are men as well.

          >So by definition it’s not
          Going to get free shit at the food bank when you're a millionaire isn't theft by definition of the word, but for all intents and purposes you're basically a thief and a b***h for doing it.
          On a side note, meanings are conveyed through social and mutual understanding above definitions you anglo autist, otherwise we wouldn't be using words like "beautiful", "time" or even "energy" that have vague but mutually agreed upon meanings.

          >flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps.
          That's what a lot of relationships all over the world are like, including in rich well-developed western countries.

          >But this is only le bad in Thailand but not in muttland?

          Who said anything about it being bad only in Thailand you moronic fricks ? You want one night stands ? Then by all means brag, no one cares anyway. But I was talking about that guy's GF, and a relationship with someone who only wants you for your money ? No matter where that happens it's a moronic fricking idea and a sad one at that. If you have nothing to show for besides your fricking bank account you homosexuals are fricking a woman that doesn't just dislike you, but thinks you're a good prey. Even a fricking prostitute tells it how it is upfront so that no one's swindled.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're trying to argue with coomers, they are barely human along with the kind of women they frick
            getting laid with std ridden prostitutes to feel like a 'chad' is the last recourse for many of them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you have nothing to show for besides your fricking bank account

            this is a brain dead reductionist statement. wealthy people have drive, ambition, are competent, and are generally intelligent. the numbers in your bank account are the only IQ test that matters.

            >inb4 lazy trust fund kid hurrrrr

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you fricking moronic ? Not only is the wealth flaunted mostly due to currency strength, which most third worlders are obviously aware of (which is why they actively try to charge you extra whenever they can), but even if that weren't the case you're going the extra mile to look for a frick in Asia which means you couldn't frick locally (yellow fever isn't even an excuse with the sheer amount of chinks we have out here).

              If you're going around chasing poor people pussy in Asia you probably do not have Steve Jobs' charisma.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you couldn't frick locally
                >chasing poor people pussy

                this meme again. no, i can frick local. the difference is i have to put in effort, i have to do the chasing in the US. in Asia i'm the one that gets chased, i get showered with female attention simply by existing. more importantly, my comparative wealth and exoticness lets me punch well above my weight for what i'd get in the states.

                also, you completely missed my point. guys with money aren't typically losers, very few stumble into a big bank balance, they have something going for them that got them where they are.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4 paragraph seething rant
            I didn’t read. Roastie, you’re hissing. We get our dicks slopping wet and sleep happy on the beach.

            White boy summer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        True lmao. Loser behavior, it's better to get a girl cause of your skill in bed than money, at least it means she likes something about you...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a rich guy who thinks he found true love

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, this is all cope in your head
      in reality they see you for who you really are, a loser who travels to a third world shithole because you couldn't make it back home

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a fricking wealthy foreigner in Thailand
      >brings attention to his hotel price or even knows/cares what the price is

      You're not wealthy at all lmao, cope more

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Thailand I am moron.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've actually never been to SEA yet. What's incredibly fricked up is that my dad actually told me to go to Thailand and meet girls there. Only thing that's different from the usual narrative is that he wants me to find a proper relationship. Most people just tell you to get laid there, but my dad actually wants me to date & eventually marry one of the locals.

    Whether I go or not, dating/marriage is most likely not in the cards. The SEA aesthetic just doesn't do anything for me. Never found most of them particularly attractive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's incredibly fricked up is that my dad actually told me to go to Thailand and meet girls there. Only thing that's different from the usual narrative is that he wants me to find a proper relationship. Most people just tell you to get laid there, but my dad actually wants me to date & eventually marry one of the locals.
      Either your dad wants to live through you, or your dad doesn't think you can/should get a wife in your home country.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normally. Its one of the most popular destinations in the world.
    You sexpest freaks need to stop trying to justify your degenerate behaviour by assuming everyone who goes there is going for cooming, most are going for beaches and weather with a bit of culture sprinkled in.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is in America that's what everyone assumes you're doing. I've told people I've been to Thailand and the first thing they always ask me is if I fricked a ladyboy. I'm not kidding.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it is an American thing. Getting drunk and enjoying the beach is what most Australians assume you are doing. Even then, its common for young people to do the SEA circuit of temples, good food and partying.
        Admittedly the Philippines have a worse rap but even then places like Cebu are well known for beaches.
        Is this related to the fact most Americans never travel abroad so they just don't understand why someone would?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Half the US doesn't even know Thailand is a country despite "Made in Thailand" being printed on 90% of our trash.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mutts want you to be au for roastie, not travel, remain in your pod, so they parrot glowBlack person slogans about everywhere else to nag you into compliance.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >to pay* for roastie
            Frick this goddamn phone piece fo FRICKING TRASH

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they always ask me is if I fricked a ladyboy
        Did you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most are going for beaches and weather with a bit of culture sprinkled in.
      And don't forget visiting "Temples"

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares.

    I’m married. My wife is from India. Before we moved to America, I’d occasionally stop in Bangkok on the way to and from the States. I had no interest in traveling Thailand whatsoever—I just liked sitting in a 5-star hotel with the A/C on blast, with a half-dozen McDonald’s within walking distance.

    Not a very cultured thing to do, but I always liked Bangkok because it was a good way to recuperate and enjoy some luxury before going to either America or India.

    Not sure what kind of people y’all typically associate with, but I know a lot of folks who’ve gone to Thailand for completely unremarkable, non-cooming-related reasons. Unless you fit the profile of a stereotypical sex tourist, most people will probably just think you like spicy food and sitting on the beach.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you sound like a legit gayet, you love the smell of anus so much you married an Indian.
      Oof!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My wife is from India.
      I hope you are brown too, otherwise.....ew. It's like jizzing into a cow patty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My wife is from India

      Holy shit. I've seen men do some desperate things when they get lonely but that's a new low. How do you deal with the stink?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of dudes joke about the reason that I’m going to Thailand is to frick children.

    Are normal people this moronic and close minded? I feel sad for America. Americans really think it’s the greatest place on earth but it’s a fricking nightmare

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are normal people this moronic and close minded?

      Yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      (1) They’ll make up anything they have to in order to demonize you away from dating women who actually like you. Somebody has to pay for roastie, goy.

      (2) they parrot glowBlack person slogans of american exceptionalism created specifically to keep you trapped in your pod.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything in American culture revolves around making sure men are enslaved to angry fat women who have been ran through and that they never escape the US pussy prison and have a normal marriage. I’m not even joking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        American here. I can confirm this. The only exception is chads.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of dudes joke about the reason that I’m going to Thailand is to frick children.
      What dumbasses, everybody knows you don't go to Thailand for that.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody gives a frick anymore

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad just tells me the story about how he got into a street fight with ladyboys when he was stationed in Thailand during the Vietnam war, then warned me to use condoms so I didn't catch "the herp a derp" as he calls it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad calls it the 'hiv-ala-shiv'

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people make jokes
    >'OHMYGOSH DO THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS????'
    Autism incarnate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is people actually believe it. People legitimately believe I'm going to Thailand to have unprotected sex with ladyboys when I tell them I'm going there.

      I've stopped caring though because as soon as I land in BKK I remember how kind and nonjudgemental everyone is in Thailand.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell them I went there for the scuba diving, which isn’t technically a lie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I went there to see a Ping Pong tournament

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're jealous

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They think I'm rich to go somewhere so exotic.
    Associating SEA with being a sex pest is an American thing.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people either also dream of going, or simply don't associate it with sex

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either they came with me or want to go as well. Vietnam is possibly one for the best countries in travel to imo

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ask me if the cooming is any good and if there's any salvageable wife material. Who are you people friends with that you worry they're gonna look down their noses at you? Is it really worth trying to stay acquainted with these types? I feel like they'd alienate or backstab me first chance if the first thought is oh gross dude lmao ladyboys innit m8

    Btw, cooming is okay, and wife not really unless you are willing to put up with a lot of bullshit.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told my immediate family I was going to Thailand because I had to. We had a family reunion with my extended family this weekend and my stupid mom and sisters decided to tell everyone about my Thailand trip so I had to spend the entire weekend justifying this shit to them and I bet they all think I'm a sex addicted loser now.

    Shit pisses me off. Why do they think it's okay to tell people my business like that? If I wanted them to know I would have told them myself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women love to gossip, it's what they do best.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I never tell my sister's anything dude. I love them but anything I say gets filtered immediately to their homosexual husbands, my mother, my cousins etc

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One time I found my sister's Reddit account, and she talks shit about me to strangers around half the time. I wasn't doxxed, so it was hilarious to see how much I live in her head rent-free.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away otaku Baka hentai

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could tell them I'm going to frick 18 y.o. pussy. Why is it wrong to enjoy sticking my dick in young legal punani? Anyone who objects to me fricking pussy is a heterophobic bigot.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first reaction as an example is what you think it would be, and this hasn't changed since I was very young and heard about someone going there, so the opinion is extremely engrained and for good reason I think. It brings up either wanting $2 hookers, being interested in sex trafficked Thai ladyboys and actually I feel like the area is also associated with pedophilia. It's a shame because the country shouldn't be defined by broke and horny losers who don't respect others, and ironically, don't respect themselves or who lack awareness of polite society (in cases where they obliviously flaunt their travels). The majority of Thai people don't actually have Internet access and it is extreme exploitation going on with the sex and drug tourism industry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The majority of Thai people don't actually have Internet access and it is extreme exploitation going on with the sex and drug tourism industry.
      Wowie look another ignorant moron talking shit about country he has no idea about. Thailand has less people below the poverty line than the US. Bangkok's standard of living is comparable to most western countries. Thailand has an insanely low cost of living thanks to their government actually giving a shit about its people.

      What's sad is a majority of Americans are like you who judge others who simply want enjoy Thailand for what it is, a great country full of tasty food and fun locals all for dirt cheap, yet you don't even know the first thing about the place.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are just gays who dont want you to leave this shithole country, bro. They’ll say anything they think they have to so that so stay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haha this

          You wouldnt believe the absurd lengths boomers will go to in order to nail their kids down as their free PSW for the next 40 years of their retirements

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of people in every country have smartphones. Everyone has the internet these days, even shitholes far poorer than Thailand.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're poor and brown? obviously they must be so morally bankrupt as to sell their children to foreigners.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I flip it back on them and make them feel bad for even suggesting that Thailand is like that, and that they have outdated views and should travel more to establish their own views.

    I think if you have photos of your travels then it also helps people to understand why you do it, rather than filling in the pieces with their own warped version of reality.

    I don't really care though, they can continue being led by the media and enjoy their holidays to guarded beach resorts with 'authentic cuisine' in the hotel restaurant.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dentist said his family goes there yearly, and gave me travel tips

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a question to coomers. i went to SEA several times, had sex with random women but with condom you don't even feel anything. plus random sex means here and there you end up with smelly girl. i can't be the only guy who fricked smelly pussy here and it's an awful thing. so i wonder why are you so obsessed with cooming? i mean i prefer quality massage over random sex.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just like pusy
      simple as

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based jack shack enjoyer. i too prefer the massages, much cheaper, no worries about STD's, and its a much more relaxing experience. i'll smash an edible, get my root pulled and my body rubbed down by one (sometimes two) cute brown girls, and then go get lunch. perfect day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean really, for less than 1000 baht a day i can get a big breakfast, smoke a doobie, get my rub n tug, eat lunch, then a few drinks at a tiki bar or something. that fast go-go bar life of barfining and mamasans and lady drinks and all the noise and drama around trying have a pretend girlfriend isn't my idea of a vacation, not to mention how much more money you are spending.

        to any anon's reading this, if its your first time in Thailand i recommend doing it the slow and easy way. you won't come home an alcoholic bundle of nerves with 4 different STDs.

        this sounds pretty great tbh. wish there was a latam destination with that kind of massage scene.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure you can get that in LATAM too. any "massage" shop is gonna offer happy endings, no matter where you go.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            eh, I mean, kinda. I suppose the girls at the "massage" places that are just brothels would be willing to give you a rub n tug if they're willing to frick, and I euppose there's also an amount of money that would convince the girls at the legit massage places to jack you off, but in my experience (in Mexico) there's not really a script and it's also not noticeably cheaper than outcall to hotel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being scared of something that doesn’t smell like peaches and roses like a 13 year old girl.

      You’re an undeniable homosexual, an absolute wiener lusting maniac. Kys.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        STDs - gotta catch'em all!

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People get stuck with these old stereotypes and have no actually knowledge themselves.

    The truth is that barely any tourists are going to be going near any kids in Thailand, and will be lucky to find a sex worker who is under 21 and doesn't already have kids of their own (often why they're doing it because their kids are back in the village with grandma).

    Sure it does go on in Thailand, but it's much more of a locals-only thing than people realise, and even then it's more of a rural thing as the cities become more middle class.

    Yet the people that judge you for going to Thailand won't raise an eyebrow if you say you're going to certain South American countries were there are literally kids being offered for prostitution by pimps on the street in the middle of the day. Same goes for certain African countries.

    I did wonder what female tourists do in Bangkok though, and it turns out they mostly just go on day trips to floating markets and temples. If you want to get laid just go on one of those trips and it'll be 80% women.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just did an HIV test today - results came back negative!! It's a miracle bros, I'm never hitting Thai hookers raw ever again, I swear to baby Jesus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost impossible to get HIV if you're not a drug user or a homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its still good practice to have some coomer hygiene. ounce of prevention etc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL. True, I'm just laughing. I was just in the Philippines thread. I was friends with a Filipina girl who looked legit like she could model, even stateside. She got HIV from her white foreigner boyfriend. She was amazed when I said he was definitely a homosexual, got butt fricked 1 too many times and got HIV. Honestly I hope he gets hit by a meteor.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Honestly I hope he gets hit by a meteor.
          low key homophobic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I need to be tested. Last year spent two months in Vietnam and a month in Thailand and took two ladyboys off of bui vien street and raw dogged one of them and came in their ass and fricked a handful of Thai bar girls raw and girls from tinder and a ladyboy or two over there as well.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No need for a test, just have a nice day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please practice safe sex anon

        I’m curious about the red light scene in Vietnam. Can I get my meat cleaned thoroughly by swt viet ladies or are they prude and hard to find?

        Also are those massage/barber shops in Vietnam legit? I heard the stylist guys cut your hair but the girls give you massage and bj in the back. Have you tried that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          from what i've heard from other mongers is the scene in 'nam is very flaky and unreliable, tons of scams and robs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prostitution in Vietnam is a shady business, like in most countries. Stick to the destinations where it's not hidden away, like Thailand.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should wear a condom, but you're not going to get HIV from bar girls.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love you degenerate buttholes

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys op here. I forgot to mention in my post but im actually trans (mtf)

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know i'm a coomer degenerate. So are they. We went to Ukraine together once. One time i did a 3some with my friend and a prostitute too.
    I dont see the point of having friends if you're not honest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to Thailand and had sex with hookers. I told my friends, "hey, wanna come to Thailand and have sex with hookers?", then we all went there and had sex with hookers.

      That sounds awesome
      All my friends are woke-brained, pussy-whipped, social media addicts so I could never do this, consider yourself lucky

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Thailand and had sex with hookers. I told my friends, "hey, wanna come to Thailand and have sex with hookers?", then we all went there and had sex with hookers.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a Thai gf who lives in Thailand and frequently goes to Pattaya (not to coom obviously)
    >We're talking about going to Pattaya, she jokingly breaks up with me, so I say jokingly I'm going to Pattaya without her then
    >She immediately starts talking about how I'm going to be fricking ladyboys
    wtf

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be moving to Phuket in 2 months, what should I expect?

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking of going all out and getting a luxury hotel with a private pool in my room for a few nights so I can have a small party with a few naked women splashing around.
    Anyone done this? Know any good hotels? Any preferred city? I only found one in Chiang Mai with these kinds of rooms, The Inside House (pic related) and it's $400/night. I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
    I've never been to a luxury hotel with a private pool in my room before, will hotel staff kick me out if I'm bringing in a bunch of strangers and making a lot of noise in my room? Or do they typically just stay out of your way unless you're doing permanent damage?
    And what's the best way to find multiple women to join me? Outcalls? Barfining? Tinder? I don't really care about sex, I just want to be around naked women that are having fun. Preferably not complete drug addicts, the more normal the better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did something like this in Pattaya. The room didn’t have a pool but it had a big ass hot tub on the balcony. Couple things I’d recommend.

      1. Make sure you are stocked up on snacks and drinks for the girls

      2. Id get bar girls if I were you, specifically talk to the mamasan and ask to long time barfine multiple girls who know each other.

      Do it dude, it’s fun as shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the tips anon
        any idea how much it'd cost for multiple bar girls?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          barfine was 1000 baht per girl and then I gave each girl 3000 baht. I got 4 girls. Make sure you give each girl the same amount of money and do it in front of them so there’s no jealousy. I literally lined them up to pay them. Also, take your time and do your research, don’t just buy out the first go go bar you walk into. I hunted around for a week before I picked out my harem. Note that your barfines might be higher than normal because depending on where you buy them you are effectively shutting down mamasans bar by taking all the girls away. Some smaller places might not even entertain the idea because of that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the useful info, I had originally planned to start with the luxury hotel for the first few days then live more modestly for the rest of my trip but it sounds like it would be more wise to get a sense of the area first.
            Did you discuss exact hours or what you had planned with them first? Or was it just a "how much would it cost for the rest of the night?" sort of thing?
            If it's not all "on the clock", then it could be fun to take them to a store or two and let them pick out their favorite snacks and drinks.

            Did you pay each of them at the bar first then take a cab over? Or after you got to the hotel? I'd be pissed if I paid them and they just ran off kek
            Is there a way to scope out which bars are more legit? Or is that pretty uncommon because it's legal?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just threw out the offer of 3000 because I knew it was more than what they’d ask for and would be eager to go with me. I paid the barfine to mama, but 3 of the girls had scooters so me and one chick just jumped on the back and off we went. I paid them 2000 when we got there and told them they’d get the other 1000 in the morning before they left. Like I said, I think I was able to get away with that because I was overpaying.

              All the bars with girls are dealing in the same business dude. The key is talking to mama san. Those are her girls, she knows, treat mama good, tell her what you want and she’ll tell you if you’re in the right place or hook you up.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek based mama
                thanks for the help, much appreciated

                Also, go to Bangkok to do this. Chiang Mai has a piss poor selection of girls. You ideally want a bar with at least a dozen girls working not 2 or 3.

                >I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
                You should look. The touristy destinations are typically more expensive than Bangkok for most things.

                Pattaya also has a heap of hotels with what you’re looking for and they’re not as expensive. You can get a pool villa for $250 or so.

                yeah good thinking, I was thinking Chiang Mai because of the cozier size, less people/crowds/noise, but it makes sense to go for a more populated area for a better selection, will spend some time looking into Pattaya and Bangkok

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chiang Mai girls are Bangkok rejects. There is a great selection of Sideline college girls in Chiang Mai, but not in bars

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also, go to Bangkok to do this. Chiang Mai has a piss poor selection of girls. You ideally want a bar with at least a dozen girls working not 2 or 3.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
      You should look. The touristy destinations are typically more expensive than Bangkok for most things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pattaya also has a heap of hotels with what you’re looking for and they’re not as expensive. You can get a pool villa for $250 or so.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lived in SEA for 4 years, 2 of them in Cambodia, very occasional cooming. The draw was the low prices. I used to tell everyone about it and it was on CVs. As I'm approaching 40 I find myself reducing the time to three years and mentioning Singapore first (6 months but I claim a year). The stigma will never go away but only old people care about it

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