As long as I don’t say Thailand they don’t really pay any attention to it. All of SEA looks the same to normies anyways so not like anyone would tell the difference.
Sometimes. I just say “it’s cheap, the food is good, nice beaches, cool temples” etc. like I said, as long as you specifically don’t mention Bangkok or w/e and just say your going to Cambodia, nobody bats an eye. Cambodia sounds exotic and cool, Thailand triggers coomer vibes even though they’re more or less the same in terms of cooming.
The only eggshells you really have to walk around are Thailand and the Philippines. Vietnam is generally accepted/respectable by normie standards. Technically, even Indonesia and Singapore are normie-approved. Nobody knows or gives a shit about Myanmar, Laos, etc.
>muh normies
everywhere in asia gets millions of visitors a year
sorry realtravellers, you are the normies
The only eggshells you really have to walk around are Thailand and the Philippines. Vietnam is generally accepted/respectable by normie standards. Technically, even Indonesia and Singapore are normie-approved. Nobody knows or gives a shit about Myanmar, Laos, etc.
As long as I don’t say Thailand they don’t really pay any attention to it. All of SEA looks the same to normies anyways so not like anyone would tell the difference.
https://i.imgur.com/LbXUYOJ.jpg
you tell them you go to South-East Asia?
Stop caring what others think. Live your life how you see fit. Why limit yourself over someone else's insecurities?
Actually Vietnam gets looks unless its a Vietnamese-American.Thailand and Phikipines have a good reputation. Singapore is looked at as extremely foreign with strict policies, Indonesia is not even known about except poor & Muslim, Laos ect are third world also
>Actually Vietnam gets looks unless its a Vietnamese-American
What? Several other Americans asked me if I went to Vietnam because of the military (I'm not old), yes, they're moronic, but that's the only thing most Americans think about Vietnam
>pic
even if you learn a language just to frick, you're still learning something. better than most normies
i want half these fricking things and i'd wear them proudly
My personal favorites: >BUTT bawd >EAT c**t TILL I DIE >SHIT THE BED >c**t SHIT >I AM A c**t >WHAT THE FRICK >I AM A homosexual
If I ever go to Thailand and find a bracelet vendor, I just might buy like 20 or 30 of these things and share them with friends, coworkers, and acquaintances. To return on-topic, I guess I could use these bracelets as an ice-breaker; we'd be too busy laughing our asses off to care about sexpats.
for me it's >i <3 cocaine >cheers c**t >up bum no baby >pussy patrol >u fat fricking c**t >im dr. sex >frick u no condom >don't give a shit >mr banana
what the fricking hell lmao
My brother told me I was going to die young by going to Thailand. He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her. He literally knows nothing about the country other than coomers go there for cheap bawds.
This is the shit that pisses me off. Fricking ignorant morons that heard Thailand in an SNL joke make a million assumptions about a country they know nothing about and they damn anyone that goes there. Thailand is one of the coolest fricking countries on the planet. It's a modern ass civilization where everything is 1/5th the cost of everywhere else and you can easily get by with nothing but English. I'm a fricking wealthy foreigner in Thailand. That's why I fricking go. I can go to a 5 star beachfront hotel for $60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income.
She's not a hooker. She's a middle class Thai woman with a normal job and a good family. And it's funny on the internet but when it's your brother in real life telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
>She's not a hooker >$60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income. >telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be bait or not.
The hotel was $60 a night you fricking context ignoring moron. Yes, she likes me because I'm rich. Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.
Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.
Lol, of course she's going to act like she isn't a prostitute. She knows what image to project for easily duped foreigners like you. Funny enough, that's also in the book I posted. Some things never change I guess
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12 months ago
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https://i.imgur.com/0tTEr0a.png
So you're telling me even one hundred years ago, these SEAmonkey women will be mistress for foreign man but their actual lover is a native?
Farang pay-pig/Thai lover is ACTUALLY LAW. My sides can't handle it.
12 months ago
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What's killing me is that even then the chances of finding a girl over 15 that was still a virgin was basically 0%
12 months ago
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Modern version of this is the neighborhood/village/slum boys getting their pokes in when they're all 13 before she even has a chance to debut at gogobar/massage/freelance.
based jack shack enjoyer. i too prefer the massages, much cheaper, no worries about STD's, and its a much more relaxing experience. i'll smash an edible, get my root pulled and my body rubbed down by one (sometimes two) cute brown girls, and then go get lunch. perfect day.
Based four hands massage enjoyer.
Smoking a joint/drinking a beer and getting a four hands massage + double blowjob is an elite Thailand vacation experience yet larpers are only posting creative writing about 'breeding' teen moms in some impoverished village.
12 months ago
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>larpers are only posting creative writing about 'breeding' teen moms in some impoverished village.
Just people who go to the Philippines. It's all that dump has over Thailand
12 months ago
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i mean really, for less than 1000 baht a day i can get a big breakfast, smoke a doobie, get my rub n tug, eat lunch, then a few drinks at a tiki bar or something. that fast go-go bar life of barfining and mamasans and lady drinks and all the noise and drama around trying have a pretend girlfriend isn't my idea of a vacation, not to mention how much more money you are spending.
to any anon's reading this, if its your first time in Thailand i recommend doing it the slow and easy way. you won't come home an alcoholic bundle of nerves with 4 different STDs.
>My brother told me I was going to die young by going to Thailand. He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers.
Even if you were rawdogging hookers, the risk of fatal STDs from veganal sex is very low for men. And even if you did get HIV or AIDS, medicine has advanced far enough that you can still live a reasonable length of time.
Frick I hope this is true. Went raw 3 times in one night on some random club bawd a few days ago. I'm cut, made sure to piss and soap up my dick after each round but God damn my anxiety is still fricking me up right now. Counting down the days till I can get an accurate HIV test.
Why are you people such chimps
You know the risks, you know you'll worry, you know you'll suffer anxiety for many days afterwards. Is pulling the rubber off really worth it? Can't you control your urges?
>cut
I'm sorry to hear that your parents put you through that israeli ritual. It's unlikely that you experience sex the same way as an uncut person does, so I don't blame you for going raw.
>piss and soap
That helps more with bacterial & fungal infections than it does with viral.
I don't really give a shit about it, it's not something I can change now and they probably thought they were making the right decision at the time. Anyway, isn't there some evidence that being cut reduces your chances of catching STDs because there are receptors under the foreskin?
HIV infection is instant. Scrubbing your dick won't save you. That being said, female to male HIV transmission is almost non-existent. Many people believe it can't happen and that "straight" men are liars.
>He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her.
She's not a hooker. She's a middle class Thai woman with a normal job and a good family. And it's funny on the internet but when it's your brother in real life telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
>She's not a hooker >$60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income. >telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be bait or not.
The hotel was $60 a night you fricking context ignoring moron. Yes, she likes me because I'm rich. Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.
https://i.imgur.com/LbXUYOJ.jpg
you tell them you go to South-East Asia?
People are angry at you for dating women where there’s a “power imbalance”, or to translate from judeo-normgroidish, that means a non-obese non-bawd who actually likes you. You are required to buxx the roast. Failing to comply makes normgroid mad
>Untrodden fields of anthropology : observations on the esoteric manners and customs of semi-civilized peoples; being a record of thirty years experience in Asia, Africa, America and Oceania / by a French army-surgeon
Looks like a kino read thanks, anything similar pertaining to the indochina region you can recommend?
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>Untrodden fields of anthropology : observations on the esoteric manners and customs of semi-civilized peoples; being a record of thirty years experience in Asia, Africa, America and Oceania / by a French army-surgeon
No, it's because most people know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with a SEA monkey. Even French colonials 150 years ago wrote about that.
Hold up, I did some minor research and this guy isn't a doctor at all, just a 19th century coomer who larped as one (some things never change huh?) and died of syphilis.
Carrington is the English editor. The author is a Dr. Jacobus X, who wrote a bunch of other books as well on topics that wren't just about sex.
https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/author/DR-JACOBUS-X?cm_sp=brcr-_-bdp-_-author
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>died of syphilis
Truly the mark of skilled doctor
Thailand is a destination well known for its prostitution, and flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps. There's a reason even a lot of rich dudes at least try to pretend they're not that rich at first, or marry women that are on the same income bracket. It's not just a wealth conservation thing, it's about being on the same level so that she likes you for who you are.
There is literally nothing sadder than a gf that is in for the money. You know you're fricking someone who probably thinks she can get way better in bed, or someone more loving or caring, or simply someone she can be more attuned to, but resigns herself to be with you for money.
I honestly would rather you fricked prostitutes than this shit, seriously. The only reason you think it's okay is because you fell for /misc/ and SighSee memes.
>flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps.
That's what a lot of relationships all over the world are like, including in rich well-developed western countries.
>flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps
So by definition it’s not. Words have meanings, roastie. >You know you're fricking someone who probably thinks she can get way better in bed
But this is only le bad in Thailand but not in muttland? Interesting. Is that because locking your orbiters in with just one option (You) benefits (You), roastie?
Men do not give a frick why the woman is doing the fricking as long as she is doing the fricking. Only holes think we care for some reason. Kek
Black person, if your only rebuttal is calling people synonyms of women, you're not really proving anything, especially since i'm not one, and most people (aka a majority of normies) that share this opinion are men as well.
>So by definition it’s not
Going to get free shit at the food bank when you're a millionaire isn't theft by definition of the word, but for all intents and purposes you're basically a thief and a b***h for doing it.
On a side note, meanings are conveyed through social and mutual understanding above definitions you anglo autist, otherwise we wouldn't be using words like "beautiful", "time" or even "energy" that have vague but mutually agreed upon meanings.
>flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps.
That's what a lot of relationships all over the world are like, including in rich well-developed western countries.
>But this is only le bad in Thailand but not in muttland?
Who said anything about it being bad only in Thailand you moronic fricks ? You want one night stands ? Then by all means brag, no one cares anyway. But I was talking about that guy's GF, and a relationship with someone who only wants you for your money ? No matter where that happens it's a moronic fricking idea and a sad one at that. If you have nothing to show for besides your fricking bank account you homosexuals are fricking a woman that doesn't just dislike you, but thinks you're a good prey. Even a fricking prostitute tells it how it is upfront so that no one's swindled.
you're trying to argue with coomers, they are barely human along with the kind of women they frick
getting laid with std ridden prostitutes to feel like a 'chad' is the last recourse for many of them
>If you have nothing to show for besides your fricking bank account
this is a brain dead reductionist statement. wealthy people have drive, ambition, are competent, and are generally intelligent. the numbers in your bank account are the only IQ test that matters.
Are you fricking moronic ? Not only is the wealth flaunted mostly due to currency strength, which most third worlders are obviously aware of (which is why they actively try to charge you extra whenever they can), but even if that weren't the case you're going the extra mile to look for a frick in Asia which means you couldn't frick locally (yellow fever isn't even an excuse with the sheer amount of chinks we have out here).
If you're going around chasing poor people pussy in Asia you probably do not have Steve Jobs' charisma.
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>you couldn't frick locally >chasing poor people pussy
this meme again. no, i can frick local. the difference is i have to put in effort, i have to do the chasing in the US. in Asia i'm the one that gets chased, i get showered with female attention simply by existing. more importantly, my comparative wealth and exoticness lets me punch well above my weight for what i'd get in the states.
also, you completely missed my point. guys with money aren't typically losers, very few stumble into a big bank balance, they have something going for them that got them where they are.
yes, this is all cope in your head
in reality they see you for who you really are, a loser who travels to a third world shithole because you couldn't make it back home
I've actually never been to SEA yet. What's incredibly fricked up is that my dad actually told me to go to Thailand and meet girls there. Only thing that's different from the usual narrative is that he wants me to find a proper relationship. Most people just tell you to get laid there, but my dad actually wants me to date & eventually marry one of the locals.
Whether I go or not, dating/marriage is most likely not in the cards. The SEA aesthetic just doesn't do anything for me. Never found most of them particularly attractive.
>What's incredibly fricked up is that my dad actually told me to go to Thailand and meet girls there. Only thing that's different from the usual narrative is that he wants me to find a proper relationship. Most people just tell you to get laid there, but my dad actually wants me to date & eventually marry one of the locals.
Either your dad wants to live through you, or your dad doesn't think you can/should get a wife in your home country.
Normally. Its one of the most popular destinations in the world.
You sexpest freaks need to stop trying to justify your degenerate behaviour by assuming everyone who goes there is going for cooming, most are going for beaches and weather with a bit of culture sprinkled in.
The problem is in America that's what everyone assumes you're doing. I've told people I've been to Thailand and the first thing they always ask me is if I fricked a ladyboy. I'm not kidding.
I guess it is an American thing. Getting drunk and enjoying the beach is what most Australians assume you are doing. Even then, its common for young people to do the SEA circuit of temples, good food and partying.
Admittedly the Philippines have a worse rap but even then places like Cebu are well known for beaches.
Is this related to the fact most Americans never travel abroad so they just don't understand why someone would?
Mutts want you to be au for roastie, not travel, remain in your pod, so they parrot glowBlack person slogans about everywhere else to nag you into compliance.
I’m married. My wife is from India. Before we moved to America, I’d occasionally stop in Bangkok on the way to and from the States. I had no interest in traveling Thailand whatsoever—I just liked sitting in a 5-star hotel with the A/C on blast, with a half-dozen McDonald’s within walking distance.
Not a very cultured thing to do, but I always liked Bangkok because it was a good way to recuperate and enjoy some luxury before going to either America or India.
Not sure what kind of people y’all typically associate with, but I know a lot of folks who’ve gone to Thailand for completely unremarkable, non-cooming-related reasons. Unless you fit the profile of a stereotypical sex tourist, most people will probably just think you like spicy food and sitting on the beach.
A lot of dudes joke about the reason that I’m going to Thailand is to frick children.
Are normal people this moronic and close minded? I feel sad for America. Americans really think it’s the greatest place on earth but it’s a fricking nightmare
Everything in American culture revolves around making sure men are enslaved to angry fat women who have been ran through and that they never escape the US pussy prison and have a normal marriage. I’m not even joking.
>A lot of dudes joke about the reason that I’m going to Thailand is to frick children.
What dumbasses, everybody knows you don't go to Thailand for that.
My dad just tells me the story about how he got into a street fight with ladyboys when he was stationed in Thailand during the Vietnam war, then warned me to use condoms so I didn't catch "the herp a derp" as he calls it.
The problem is people actually believe it. People legitimately believe I'm going to Thailand to have unprotected sex with ladyboys when I tell them I'm going there.
I've stopped caring though because as soon as I land in BKK I remember how kind and nonjudgemental everyone is in Thailand.
They ask me if the cooming is any good and if there's any salvageable wife material. Who are you people friends with that you worry they're gonna look down their noses at you? Is it really worth trying to stay acquainted with these types? I feel like they'd alienate or backstab me first chance if the first thought is oh gross dude lmao ladyboys innit m8
Btw, cooming is okay, and wife not really unless you are willing to put up with a lot of bullshit.
I told my immediate family I was going to Thailand because I had to. We had a family reunion with my extended family this weekend and my stupid mom and sisters decided to tell everyone about my Thailand trip so I had to spend the entire weekend justifying this shit to them and I bet they all think I'm a sex addicted loser now.
Shit pisses me off. Why do they think it's okay to tell people my business like that? If I wanted them to know I would have told them myself.
This is why I never tell my sister's anything dude. I love them but anything I say gets filtered immediately to their homosexual husbands, my mother, my cousins etc
One time I found my sister's Reddit account, and she talks shit about me to strangers around half the time. I wasn't doxxed, so it was hilarious to see how much I live in her head rent-free.
I could tell them I'm going to frick 18 y.o. pussy. Why is it wrong to enjoy sticking my dick in young legal punani? Anyone who objects to me fricking pussy is a heterophobic bigot.
My first reaction as an example is what you think it would be, and this hasn't changed since I was very young and heard about someone going there, so the opinion is extremely engrained and for good reason I think. It brings up either wanting $2 hookers, being interested in sex trafficked Thai ladyboys and actually I feel like the area is also associated with pedophilia. It's a shame because the country shouldn't be defined by broke and horny losers who don't respect others, and ironically, don't respect themselves or who lack awareness of polite society (in cases where they obliviously flaunt their travels). The majority of Thai people don't actually have Internet access and it is extreme exploitation going on with the sex and drug tourism industry.
>The majority of Thai people don't actually have Internet access and it is extreme exploitation going on with the sex and drug tourism industry.
Wowie look another ignorant moron talking shit about country he has no idea about. Thailand has less people below the poverty line than the US. Bangkok's standard of living is comparable to most western countries. Thailand has an insanely low cost of living thanks to their government actually giving a shit about its people.
What's sad is a majority of Americans are like you who judge others who simply want enjoy Thailand for what it is, a great country full of tasty food and fun locals all for dirt cheap, yet you don't even know the first thing about the place.
You wouldnt believe the absurd lengths boomers will go to in order to nail their kids down as their free PSW for the next 40 years of their retirements
I flip it back on them and make them feel bad for even suggesting that Thailand is like that, and that they have outdated views and should travel more to establish their own views.
I think if you have photos of your travels then it also helps people to understand why you do it, rather than filling in the pieces with their own warped version of reality.
I don't really care though, they can continue being led by the media and enjoy their holidays to guarded beach resorts with 'authentic cuisine' in the hotel restaurant.
i have a question to coomers. i went to SEA several times, had sex with random women but with condom you don't even feel anything. plus random sex means here and there you end up with smelly girl. i can't be the only guy who fricked smelly pussy here and it's an awful thing. so i wonder why are you so obsessed with cooming? i mean i prefer quality massage over random sex.
based jack shack enjoyer. i too prefer the massages, much cheaper, no worries about STD's, and its a much more relaxing experience. i'll smash an edible, get my root pulled and my body rubbed down by one (sometimes two) cute brown girls, and then go get lunch. perfect day.
i mean really, for less than 1000 baht a day i can get a big breakfast, smoke a doobie, get my rub n tug, eat lunch, then a few drinks at a tiki bar or something. that fast go-go bar life of barfining and mamasans and lady drinks and all the noise and drama around trying have a pretend girlfriend isn't my idea of a vacation, not to mention how much more money you are spending.
to any anon's reading this, if its your first time in Thailand i recommend doing it the slow and easy way. you won't come home an alcoholic bundle of nerves with 4 different STDs.
this sounds pretty great tbh. wish there was a latam destination with that kind of massage scene.
eh, I mean, kinda. I suppose the girls at the "massage" places that are just brothels would be willing to give you a rub n tug if they're willing to frick, and I euppose there's also an amount of money that would convince the girls at the legit massage places to jack you off, but in my experience (in Mexico) there's not really a script and it's also not noticeably cheaper than outcall to hotel.
People get stuck with these old stereotypes and have no actually knowledge themselves.
The truth is that barely any tourists are going to be going near any kids in Thailand, and will be lucky to find a sex worker who is under 21 and doesn't already have kids of their own (often why they're doing it because their kids are back in the village with grandma).
Sure it does go on in Thailand, but it's much more of a locals-only thing than people realise, and even then it's more of a rural thing as the cities become more middle class.
Yet the people that judge you for going to Thailand won't raise an eyebrow if you say you're going to certain South American countries were there are literally kids being offered for prostitution by pimps on the street in the middle of the day. Same goes for certain African countries.
I did wonder what female tourists do in Bangkok though, and it turns out they mostly just go on day trips to floating markets and temples. If you want to get laid just go on one of those trips and it'll be 80% women.
LOL. True, I'm just laughing. I was just in the Philippines thread. I was friends with a Filipina girl who looked legit like she could model, even stateside. She got HIV from her white foreigner boyfriend. She was amazed when I said he was definitely a homosexual, got butt fricked 1 too many times and got HIV. Honestly I hope he gets hit by a meteor.
Now I need to be tested. Last year spent two months in Vietnam and a month in Thailand and took two ladyboys off of bui vien street and raw dogged one of them and came in their ass and fricked a handful of Thai bar girls raw and girls from tinder and a ladyboy or two over there as well.
I’m curious about the red light scene in Vietnam. Can I get my meat cleaned thoroughly by swt viet ladies or are they prude and hard to find?
Also are those massage/barber shops in Vietnam legit? I heard the stylist guys cut your hair but the girls give you massage and bj in the back. Have you tried that
They know i'm a coomer degenerate. So are they. We went to Ukraine together once. One time i did a 3some with my friend and a prostitute too.
I dont see the point of having friends if you're not honest.
I went to Thailand and had sex with hookers. I told my friends, "hey, wanna come to Thailand and have sex with hookers?", then we all went there and had sex with hookers.
That sounds awesome
All my friends are woke-brained, pussy-whipped, social media addicts so I could never do this, consider yourself lucky
I went to Thailand and had sex with hookers. I told my friends, "hey, wanna come to Thailand and have sex with hookers?", then we all went there and had sex with hookers.
>Have a Thai gf who lives in Thailand and frequently goes to Pattaya (not to coom obviously) >We're talking about going to Pattaya, she jokingly breaks up with me, so I say jokingly I'm going to Pattaya without her then >She immediately starts talking about how I'm going to be fricking ladyboys
wtf
I was thinking of going all out and getting a luxury hotel with a private pool in my room for a few nights so I can have a small party with a few naked women splashing around.
Anyone done this? Know any good hotels? Any preferred city? I only found one in Chiang Mai with these kinds of rooms, The Inside House (pic related) and it's $400/night. I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
I've never been to a luxury hotel with a private pool in my room before, will hotel staff kick me out if I'm bringing in a bunch of strangers and making a lot of noise in my room? Or do they typically just stay out of your way unless you're doing permanent damage?
And what's the best way to find multiple women to join me? Outcalls? Barfining? Tinder? I don't really care about sex, I just want to be around naked women that are having fun. Preferably not complete drug addicts, the more normal the better.
barfine was 1000 baht per girl and then I gave each girl 3000 baht. I got 4 girls. Make sure you give each girl the same amount of money and do it in front of them so there’s no jealousy. I literally lined them up to pay them. Also, take your time and do your research, don’t just buy out the first go go bar you walk into. I hunted around for a week before I picked out my harem. Note that your barfines might be higher than normal because depending on where you buy them you are effectively shutting down mamasans bar by taking all the girls away. Some smaller places might not even entertain the idea because of that.
Thanks for the useful info, I had originally planned to start with the luxury hotel for the first few days then live more modestly for the rest of my trip but it sounds like it would be more wise to get a sense of the area first.
Did you discuss exact hours or what you had planned with them first? Or was it just a "how much would it cost for the rest of the night?" sort of thing?
If it's not all "on the clock", then it could be fun to take them to a store or two and let them pick out their favorite snacks and drinks.
Did you pay each of them at the bar first then take a cab over? Or after you got to the hotel? I'd be pissed if I paid them and they just ran off kek
Is there a way to scope out which bars are more legit? Or is that pretty uncommon because it's legal?
I just threw out the offer of 3000 because I knew it was more than what they’d ask for and would be eager to go with me. I paid the barfine to mama, but 3 of the girls had scooters so me and one chick just jumped on the back and off we went. I paid them 2000 when we got there and told them they’d get the other 1000 in the morning before they left. Like I said, I think I was able to get away with that because I was overpaying.
All the bars with girls are dealing in the same business dude. The key is talking to mama san. Those are her girls, she knows, treat mama good, tell her what you want and she’ll tell you if you’re in the right place or hook you up.
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kek based mama
thanks for the help, much appreciated
Also, go to Bangkok to do this. Chiang Mai has a piss poor selection of girls. You ideally want a bar with at least a dozen girls working not 2 or 3.
>I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
You should look. The touristy destinations are typically more expensive than Bangkok for most things.
Pattaya also has a heap of hotels with what you’re looking for and they’re not as expensive. You can get a pool villa for $250 or so.
yeah good thinking, I was thinking Chiang Mai because of the cozier size, less people/crowds/noise, but it makes sense to go for a more populated area for a better selection, will spend some time looking into Pattaya and Bangkok
11 months ago
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Chiang Mai girls are Bangkok rejects. There is a great selection of Sideline college girls in Chiang Mai, but not in bars
>I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
You should look. The touristy destinations are typically more expensive than Bangkok for most things.
I lived in SEA for 4 years, 2 of them in Cambodia, very occasional cooming. The draw was the low prices. I used to tell everyone about it and it was on CVs. As I'm approaching 40 I find myself reducing the time to three years and mentioning Singapore first (6 months but I claim a year). The stigma will never go away but only old people care about it
As long as I don’t say Thailand they don’t really pay any attention to it. All of SEA looks the same to normies anyways so not like anyone would tell the difference.
and they never ask you details?
Sometimes. I just say “it’s cheap, the food is good, nice beaches, cool temples” etc. like I said, as long as you specifically don’t mention Bangkok or w/e and just say your going to Cambodia, nobody bats an eye. Cambodia sounds exotic and cool, Thailand triggers coomer vibes even though they’re more or less the same in terms of cooming.
Which is ironic because Cambodia has seen a lot more Western pedos arrested over the past 20-30 years than Thailand.
>muh normies
everywhere in asia gets millions of visitors a year
sorry realtravellers, you are the normies
only 1/3 of americans have a passport. of the ones that do, they go to turbo tourist places Cancun or some shit.
We know, we just don't want to make it any more uncomfortable than it needs to be.
The only eggshells you really have to walk around are Thailand and the Philippines. Vietnam is generally accepted/respectable by normie standards. Technically, even Indonesia and Singapore are normie-approved. Nobody knows or gives a shit about Myanmar, Laos, etc.
>Laos
so are you chinese or japanese?
I actually laughed harder than I should've.
Stop caring what others think. Live your life how you see fit. Why limit yourself over someone else's insecurities?
>Who cares if people think you're a pedophile sex tourist
The thing is it's just ignorant morons that think this and they'll never say it to your face so it doesn't really matter.
Actually Vietnam gets looks unless its a Vietnamese-American.Thailand and Phikipines have a good reputation. Singapore is looked at as extremely foreign with strict policies, Indonesia is not even known about except poor & Muslim, Laos ect are third world also
>Actually Vietnam gets looks unless its a Vietnamese-American
What? Several other Americans asked me if I went to Vietnam because of the military (I'm not old), yes, they're moronic, but that's the only thing most Americans think about Vietnam
>pic
even if you learn a language just to frick, you're still learning something. better than most normies
i want half these fricking things and i'd wear them proudly
My personal favorites:
>BUTT bawd
>EAT c**t TILL I DIE
>SHIT THE BED
>c**t SHIT
>I AM A c**t
>WHAT THE FRICK
>I AM A homosexual
If I ever go to Thailand and find a bracelet vendor, I just might buy like 20 or 30 of these things and share them with friends, coworkers, and acquaintances. To return on-topic, I guess I could use these bracelets as an ice-breaker; we'd be too busy laughing our asses off to care about sexpats.
for me it's
>i <3 cocaine
>cheers c**t
>up bum no baby
>pussy patrol
>u fat fricking c**t
>im dr. sex
>frick u no condom
>don't give a shit
>mr banana
what the fricking hell lmao
BALLS ON YA FACE
I spent 6 months in Indonesia - they go crazy for white guys! A lot of fun.
Favourite one I've brought home is LADYBOY FIST ME
My brother told me I was going to die young by going to Thailand. He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her. He literally knows nothing about the country other than coomers go there for cheap bawds.
This is the shit that pisses me off. Fricking ignorant morons that heard Thailand in an SNL joke make a million assumptions about a country they know nothing about and they damn anyone that goes there. Thailand is one of the coolest fricking countries on the planet. It's a modern ass civilization where everything is 1/5th the cost of everywhere else and you can easily get by with nothing but English. I'm a fricking wealthy foreigner in Thailand. That's why I fricking go. I can go to a 5 star beachfront hotel for $60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income.
>He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers. I'm not, I have a Thai girlfriend and I'm fricking her.
She's not a hooker. She's a middle class Thai woman with a normal job and a good family. And it's funny on the internet but when it's your brother in real life telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
>She's not a hooker
>$60 a night with a girl that worships me because I make a modest American income.
>telling you seriously that your girlfriend is an STD ridden prostitute it's pretty damn offensive.
Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be bait or not.
The hotel was $60 a night you fricking context ignoring moron. Yes, she likes me because I'm rich. Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.
Comparing her to a literal STD ridden prostitute is ridiculous.
Lol, of course she's going to act like she isn't a prostitute. She knows what image to project for easily duped foreigners like you. Funny enough, that's also in the book I posted. Some things never change I guess
So you're telling me even one hundred years ago, these SEAmonkey women will be mistress for foreign man but their actual lover is a native?
Farang pay-pig/Thai lover is ACTUALLY LAW. My sides can't handle it.
What's killing me is that even then the chances of finding a girl over 15 that was still a virgin was basically 0%
Modern version of this is the neighborhood/village/slum boys getting their pokes in when they're all 13 before she even has a chance to debut at gogobar/massage/freelance.
Based four hands massage enjoyer.
Smoking a joint/drinking a beer and getting a four hands massage + double blowjob is an elite Thailand vacation experience yet larpers are only posting creative writing about 'breeding' teen moms in some impoverished village.
>larpers are only posting creative writing about 'breeding' teen moms in some impoverished village.
Just people who go to the Philippines. It's all that dump has over Thailand
i mean really, for less than 1000 baht a day i can get a big breakfast, smoke a doobie, get my rub n tug, eat lunch, then a few drinks at a tiki bar or something. that fast go-go bar life of barfining and mamasans and lady drinks and all the noise and drama around trying have a pretend girlfriend isn't my idea of a vacation, not to mention how much more money you are spending.
to any anon's reading this, if its your first time in Thailand i recommend doing it the slow and easy way. you won't come home an alcoholic bundle of nerves with 4 different STDs.
>My brother told me I was going to die young by going to Thailand. He thinks I'm raw dogging hookers.
Even if you were rawdogging hookers, the risk of fatal STDs from veganal sex is very low for men. And even if you did get HIV or AIDS, medicine has advanced far enough that you can still live a reasonable length of time.
My brother is really just a judgemental butthole. He wants to feel superior to everyone.
I AM superior to everyone.
I didn't realize that blood transfusions were so much more dangerous than anal sex.
Be aware that the table refers to blood transfusions from a know HIV positive donor.
Frick I hope this is true. Went raw 3 times in one night on some random club bawd a few days ago. I'm cut, made sure to piss and soap up my dick after each round but God damn my anxiety is still fricking me up right now. Counting down the days till I can get an accurate HIV test.
Why are you people such chimps
You know the risks, you know you'll worry, you know you'll suffer anxiety for many days afterwards. Is pulling the rubber off really worth it? Can't you control your urges?
>Can't you control your urges?
No and likely you can't either after 10 rounds of tequila shots when you're tearing up a club with crazy Asians
>cut
I'm sorry to hear that your parents put you through that israeli ritual. It's unlikely that you experience sex the same way as an uncut person does, so I don't blame you for going raw.
>piss and soap
That helps more with bacterial & fungal infections than it does with viral.
I don't really give a shit about it, it's not something I can change now and they probably thought they were making the right decision at the time. Anyway, isn't there some evidence that being cut reduces your chances of catching STDs because there are receptors under the foreskin?
Your botched dick doesn't make you immune to STD and HIV, it only make you immune to 90% of the penile sensations you should have.
HIV infection is instant. Scrubbing your dick won't save you. That being said, female to male HIV transmission is almost non-existent. Many people believe it can't happen and that "straight" men are liars.
Absolutely medically illiterate
I'd be much more worried about catching herpes than HIV from that
People are angry at you for dating women where there’s a “power imbalance”, or to translate from judeo-normgroidish, that means a non-obese non-bawd who actually likes you. You are required to buxx the roast. Failing to comply makes normgroid mad
No, it's because most people know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with a SEA monkey. Even French colonials 150 years ago wrote about that.
Most of the shit he's talking about isn't even accurate anymore. SEA women are more well groomed and cleaner than most western women.
I hate white w*men more than anyone but this is only true if you ignore the vast majority of SEA women ie slum poors and villager nongs
Which book is this from?
>Untrodden fields of anthropology : observations on the esoteric manners and customs of semi-civilized peoples; being a record of thirty years experience in Asia, Africa, America and Oceania / by a French army-surgeon
https://wellcomecollection.org/works/s296qvav/items
Looks like a kino read thanks, anything similar pertaining to the indochina region you can recommend?
Hold up, I did some minor research and this guy isn't a doctor at all, just a 19th century coomer who larped as one (some things never change huh?) and died of syphilis.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carrington
Carrington is the English editor. The author is a Dr. Jacobus X, who wrote a bunch of other books as well on topics that wren't just about sex.
https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/author/DR-JACOBUS-X?cm_sp=brcr-_-bdp-_-author
>died of syphilis
Truly the mark of skilled doctor
"The Chinaman is the israelite of the Extreme East"
>people know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with a SEA monkey
Roastie, YOU are bottom of the barrel, even lower than a ThaiNig.
Must submit to normieism. Cannot be happy.
Thailand is a destination well known for its prostitution, and flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps. There's a reason even a lot of rich dudes at least try to pretend they're not that rich at first, or marry women that are on the same income bracket. It's not just a wealth conservation thing, it's about being on the same level so that she likes you for who you are.
There is literally nothing sadder than a gf that is in for the money. You know you're fricking someone who probably thinks she can get way better in bed, or someone more loving or caring, or simply someone she can be more attuned to, but resigns herself to be with you for money.
I honestly would rather you fricked prostitutes than this shit, seriously. The only reason you think it's okay is because you fell for /misc/ and SighSee memes.
>flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps.
That's what a lot of relationships all over the world are like, including in rich well-developed western countries.
B-but m’roastie says that it’s le good in muttgolemstan but le bad in Thailand
>flaunting your wealth to get fricked is basically prostitution with extra steps
So by definition it’s not. Words have meanings, roastie.
>You know you're fricking someone who probably thinks she can get way better in bed
But this is only le bad in Thailand but not in muttland? Interesting. Is that because locking your orbiters in with just one option (You) benefits (You), roastie?
Men do not give a frick why the woman is doing the fricking as long as she is doing the fricking. Only holes think we care for some reason. Kek
Black person, if your only rebuttal is calling people synonyms of women, you're not really proving anything, especially since i'm not one, and most people (aka a majority of normies) that share this opinion are men as well.
>So by definition it’s not
Going to get free shit at the food bank when you're a millionaire isn't theft by definition of the word, but for all intents and purposes you're basically a thief and a b***h for doing it.
On a side note, meanings are conveyed through social and mutual understanding above definitions you anglo autist, otherwise we wouldn't be using words like "beautiful", "time" or even "energy" that have vague but mutually agreed upon meanings.
>But this is only le bad in Thailand but not in muttland?
Who said anything about it being bad only in Thailand you moronic fricks ? You want one night stands ? Then by all means brag, no one cares anyway. But I was talking about that guy's GF, and a relationship with someone who only wants you for your money ? No matter where that happens it's a moronic fricking idea and a sad one at that. If you have nothing to show for besides your fricking bank account you homosexuals are fricking a woman that doesn't just dislike you, but thinks you're a good prey. Even a fricking prostitute tells it how it is upfront so that no one's swindled.
you're trying to argue with coomers, they are barely human along with the kind of women they frick
getting laid with std ridden prostitutes to feel like a 'chad' is the last recourse for many of them
>If you have nothing to show for besides your fricking bank account
this is a brain dead reductionist statement. wealthy people have drive, ambition, are competent, and are generally intelligent. the numbers in your bank account are the only IQ test that matters.
>inb4 lazy trust fund kid hurrrrr
Are you fricking moronic ? Not only is the wealth flaunted mostly due to currency strength, which most third worlders are obviously aware of (which is why they actively try to charge you extra whenever they can), but even if that weren't the case you're going the extra mile to look for a frick in Asia which means you couldn't frick locally (yellow fever isn't even an excuse with the sheer amount of chinks we have out here).
If you're going around chasing poor people pussy in Asia you probably do not have Steve Jobs' charisma.
>you couldn't frick locally
>chasing poor people pussy
this meme again. no, i can frick local. the difference is i have to put in effort, i have to do the chasing in the US. in Asia i'm the one that gets chased, i get showered with female attention simply by existing. more importantly, my comparative wealth and exoticness lets me punch well above my weight for what i'd get in the states.
also, you completely missed my point. guys with money aren't typically losers, very few stumble into a big bank balance, they have something going for them that got them where they are.
>4 paragraph seething rant
I didn’t read. Roastie, you’re hissing. We get our dicks slopping wet and sleep happy on the beach.
White boy summer.
True lmao. Loser behavior, it's better to get a girl cause of your skill in bed than money, at least it means she likes something about you...
a rich guy who thinks he found true love
yes, this is all cope in your head
in reality they see you for who you really are, a loser who travels to a third world shithole because you couldn't make it back home
>I'm a fricking wealthy foreigner in Thailand
>brings attention to his hotel price or even knows/cares what the price is
You're not wealthy at all lmao, cope more
In Thailand I am moron.
Friends?
I've actually never been to SEA yet. What's incredibly fricked up is that my dad actually told me to go to Thailand and meet girls there. Only thing that's different from the usual narrative is that he wants me to find a proper relationship. Most people just tell you to get laid there, but my dad actually wants me to date & eventually marry one of the locals.
Whether I go or not, dating/marriage is most likely not in the cards. The SEA aesthetic just doesn't do anything for me. Never found most of them particularly attractive.
>What's incredibly fricked up is that my dad actually told me to go to Thailand and meet girls there. Only thing that's different from the usual narrative is that he wants me to find a proper relationship. Most people just tell you to get laid there, but my dad actually wants me to date & eventually marry one of the locals.
Either your dad wants to live through you, or your dad doesn't think you can/should get a wife in your home country.
Normally. Its one of the most popular destinations in the world.
You sexpest freaks need to stop trying to justify your degenerate behaviour by assuming everyone who goes there is going for cooming, most are going for beaches and weather with a bit of culture sprinkled in.
The problem is in America that's what everyone assumes you're doing. I've told people I've been to Thailand and the first thing they always ask me is if I fricked a ladyboy. I'm not kidding.
I guess it is an American thing. Getting drunk and enjoying the beach is what most Australians assume you are doing. Even then, its common for young people to do the SEA circuit of temples, good food and partying.
Admittedly the Philippines have a worse rap but even then places like Cebu are well known for beaches.
Is this related to the fact most Americans never travel abroad so they just don't understand why someone would?
Half the US doesn't even know Thailand is a country despite "Made in Thailand" being printed on 90% of our trash.
Mutts want you to be au for roastie, not travel, remain in your pod, so they parrot glowBlack person slogans about everywhere else to nag you into compliance.
>to pay* for roastie
Frick this goddamn phone piece fo FRICKING TRASH
>they always ask me is if I fricked a ladyboy
Did you?
>most are going for beaches and weather with a bit of culture sprinkled in.
And don't forget visiting "Temples"
Nobody cares.
I’m married. My wife is from India. Before we moved to America, I’d occasionally stop in Bangkok on the way to and from the States. I had no interest in traveling Thailand whatsoever—I just liked sitting in a 5-star hotel with the A/C on blast, with a half-dozen McDonald’s within walking distance.
Not a very cultured thing to do, but I always liked Bangkok because it was a good way to recuperate and enjoy some luxury before going to either America or India.
Not sure what kind of people y’all typically associate with, but I know a lot of folks who’ve gone to Thailand for completely unremarkable, non-cooming-related reasons. Unless you fit the profile of a stereotypical sex tourist, most people will probably just think you like spicy food and sitting on the beach.
Lol you sound like a legit gayet, you love the smell of anus so much you married an Indian.
Oof!
>My wife is from India.
I hope you are brown too, otherwise.....ew. It's like jizzing into a cow patty.
>My wife is from India
Holy shit. I've seen men do some desperate things when they get lonely but that's a new low. How do you deal with the stink?
A lot of dudes joke about the reason that I’m going to Thailand is to frick children.
Are normal people this moronic and close minded? I feel sad for America. Americans really think it’s the greatest place on earth but it’s a fricking nightmare
>Are normal people this moronic and close minded?
Yes.
(1) They’ll make up anything they have to in order to demonize you away from dating women who actually like you. Somebody has to pay for roastie, goy.
(2) they parrot glowBlack person slogans of american exceptionalism created specifically to keep you trapped in your pod.
Everything in American culture revolves around making sure men are enslaved to angry fat women who have been ran through and that they never escape the US pussy prison and have a normal marriage. I’m not even joking.
American here. I can confirm this. The only exception is chads.
>A lot of dudes joke about the reason that I’m going to Thailand is to frick children.
What dumbasses, everybody knows you don't go to Thailand for that.
nobody gives a frick anymore
My dad just tells me the story about how he got into a street fight with ladyboys when he was stationed in Thailand during the Vietnam war, then warned me to use condoms so I didn't catch "the herp a derp" as he calls it.
My dad calls it the 'hiv-ala-shiv'
>people make jokes
>'OHMYGOSH DO THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS????'
Autism incarnate
The problem is people actually believe it. People legitimately believe I'm going to Thailand to have unprotected sex with ladyboys when I tell them I'm going there.
I've stopped caring though because as soon as I land in BKK I remember how kind and nonjudgemental everyone is in Thailand.
I tell them I went there for the scuba diving, which isn’t technically a lie.
>I went there to see a Ping Pong tournament
Friends?
They're jealous
They think I'm rich to go somewhere so exotic.
Associating SEA with being a sex pest is an American thing.
Most people either also dream of going, or simply don't associate it with sex
Either they came with me or want to go as well. Vietnam is possibly one for the best countries in travel to imo
They ask me if the cooming is any good and if there's any salvageable wife material. Who are you people friends with that you worry they're gonna look down their noses at you? Is it really worth trying to stay acquainted with these types? I feel like they'd alienate or backstab me first chance if the first thought is oh gross dude lmao ladyboys innit m8
Btw, cooming is okay, and wife not really unless you are willing to put up with a lot of bullshit.
I told my immediate family I was going to Thailand because I had to. We had a family reunion with my extended family this weekend and my stupid mom and sisters decided to tell everyone about my Thailand trip so I had to spend the entire weekend justifying this shit to them and I bet they all think I'm a sex addicted loser now.
Shit pisses me off. Why do they think it's okay to tell people my business like that? If I wanted them to know I would have told them myself.
Women love to gossip, it's what they do best.
This is why I never tell my sister's anything dude. I love them but anything I say gets filtered immediately to their homosexual husbands, my mother, my cousins etc
One time I found my sister's Reddit account, and she talks shit about me to strangers around half the time. I wasn't doxxed, so it was hilarious to see how much I live in her head rent-free.
Go away otaku Baka hentai
I could tell them I'm going to frick 18 y.o. pussy. Why is it wrong to enjoy sticking my dick in young legal punani? Anyone who objects to me fricking pussy is a heterophobic bigot.
My first reaction as an example is what you think it would be, and this hasn't changed since I was very young and heard about someone going there, so the opinion is extremely engrained and for good reason I think. It brings up either wanting $2 hookers, being interested in sex trafficked Thai ladyboys and actually I feel like the area is also associated with pedophilia. It's a shame because the country shouldn't be defined by broke and horny losers who don't respect others, and ironically, don't respect themselves or who lack awareness of polite society (in cases where they obliviously flaunt their travels). The majority of Thai people don't actually have Internet access and it is extreme exploitation going on with the sex and drug tourism industry.
>The majority of Thai people don't actually have Internet access and it is extreme exploitation going on with the sex and drug tourism industry.
Wowie look another ignorant moron talking shit about country he has no idea about. Thailand has less people below the poverty line than the US. Bangkok's standard of living is comparable to most western countries. Thailand has an insanely low cost of living thanks to their government actually giving a shit about its people.
What's sad is a majority of Americans are like you who judge others who simply want enjoy Thailand for what it is, a great country full of tasty food and fun locals all for dirt cheap, yet you don't even know the first thing about the place.
They are just gays who dont want you to leave this shithole country, bro. They’ll say anything they think they have to so that so stay.
Haha this
You wouldnt believe the absurd lengths boomers will go to in order to nail their kids down as their free PSW for the next 40 years of their retirements
The majority of people in every country have smartphones. Everyone has the internet these days, even shitholes far poorer than Thailand.
>they're poor and brown? obviously they must be so morally bankrupt as to sell their children to foreigners.
I flip it back on them and make them feel bad for even suggesting that Thailand is like that, and that they have outdated views and should travel more to establish their own views.
I think if you have photos of your travels then it also helps people to understand why you do it, rather than filling in the pieces with their own warped version of reality.
I don't really care though, they can continue being led by the media and enjoy their holidays to guarded beach resorts with 'authentic cuisine' in the hotel restaurant.
My dentist said his family goes there yearly, and gave me travel tips
i have a question to coomers. i went to SEA several times, had sex with random women but with condom you don't even feel anything. plus random sex means here and there you end up with smelly girl. i can't be the only guy who fricked smelly pussy here and it's an awful thing. so i wonder why are you so obsessed with cooming? i mean i prefer quality massage over random sex.
I just like pusy
simple as
based jack shack enjoyer. i too prefer the massages, much cheaper, no worries about STD's, and its a much more relaxing experience. i'll smash an edible, get my root pulled and my body rubbed down by one (sometimes two) cute brown girls, and then go get lunch. perfect day.
this sounds pretty great tbh. wish there was a latam destination with that kind of massage scene.
pretty sure you can get that in LATAM too. any "massage" shop is gonna offer happy endings, no matter where you go.
eh, I mean, kinda. I suppose the girls at the "massage" places that are just brothels would be willing to give you a rub n tug if they're willing to frick, and I euppose there's also an amount of money that would convince the girls at the legit massage places to jack you off, but in my experience (in Mexico) there's not really a script and it's also not noticeably cheaper than outcall to hotel.
>Imagine being scared of something that doesn’t smell like peaches and roses like a 13 year old girl.
You’re an undeniable homosexual, an absolute wiener lusting maniac. Kys.
STDs - gotta catch'em all!
People get stuck with these old stereotypes and have no actually knowledge themselves.
The truth is that barely any tourists are going to be going near any kids in Thailand, and will be lucky to find a sex worker who is under 21 and doesn't already have kids of their own (often why they're doing it because their kids are back in the village with grandma).
Sure it does go on in Thailand, but it's much more of a locals-only thing than people realise, and even then it's more of a rural thing as the cities become more middle class.
Yet the people that judge you for going to Thailand won't raise an eyebrow if you say you're going to certain South American countries were there are literally kids being offered for prostitution by pimps on the street in the middle of the day. Same goes for certain African countries.
I did wonder what female tourists do in Bangkok though, and it turns out they mostly just go on day trips to floating markets and temples. If you want to get laid just go on one of those trips and it'll be 80% women.
Just did an HIV test today - results came back negative!! It's a miracle bros, I'm never hitting Thai hookers raw ever again, I swear to baby Jesus
Good man.
It's almost impossible to get HIV if you're not a drug user or a homosexual
its still good practice to have some coomer hygiene. ounce of prevention etc.
LOL. True, I'm just laughing. I was just in the Philippines thread. I was friends with a Filipina girl who looked legit like she could model, even stateside. She got HIV from her white foreigner boyfriend. She was amazed when I said he was definitely a homosexual, got butt fricked 1 too many times and got HIV. Honestly I hope he gets hit by a meteor.
>Honestly I hope he gets hit by a meteor.
low key homophobic
Now I need to be tested. Last year spent two months in Vietnam and a month in Thailand and took two ladyboys off of bui vien street and raw dogged one of them and came in their ass and fricked a handful of Thai bar girls raw and girls from tinder and a ladyboy or two over there as well.
No need for a test, just have a nice day
Please practice safe sex anon
I’m curious about the red light scene in Vietnam. Can I get my meat cleaned thoroughly by swt viet ladies or are they prude and hard to find?
Also are those massage/barber shops in Vietnam legit? I heard the stylist guys cut your hair but the girls give you massage and bj in the back. Have you tried that
from what i've heard from other mongers is the scene in 'nam is very flaky and unreliable, tons of scams and robs.
Prostitution in Vietnam is a shady business, like in most countries. Stick to the destinations where it's not hidden away, like Thailand.
You should wear a condom, but you're not going to get HIV from bar girls.
I love you degenerate buttholes
Hey guys op here. I forgot to mention in my post but im actually trans (mtf)
They know i'm a coomer degenerate. So are they. We went to Ukraine together once. One time i did a 3some with my friend and a prostitute too.
I dont see the point of having friends if you're not honest.
That sounds awesome
All my friends are woke-brained, pussy-whipped, social media addicts so I could never do this, consider yourself lucky
I went to Thailand and had sex with hookers. I told my friends, "hey, wanna come to Thailand and have sex with hookers?", then we all went there and had sex with hookers.
>Have a Thai gf who lives in Thailand and frequently goes to Pattaya (not to coom obviously)
>We're talking about going to Pattaya, she jokingly breaks up with me, so I say jokingly I'm going to Pattaya without her then
>She immediately starts talking about how I'm going to be fricking ladyboys
wtf
I will be moving to Phuket in 2 months, what should I expect?
I was thinking of going all out and getting a luxury hotel with a private pool in my room for a few nights so I can have a small party with a few naked women splashing around.
Anyone done this? Know any good hotels? Any preferred city? I only found one in Chiang Mai with these kinds of rooms, The Inside House (pic related) and it's $400/night. I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
I've never been to a luxury hotel with a private pool in my room before, will hotel staff kick me out if I'm bringing in a bunch of strangers and making a lot of noise in my room? Or do they typically just stay out of your way unless you're doing permanent damage?
And what's the best way to find multiple women to join me? Outcalls? Barfining? Tinder? I don't really care about sex, I just want to be around naked women that are having fun. Preferably not complete drug addicts, the more normal the better.
I did something like this in Pattaya. The room didn’t have a pool but it had a big ass hot tub on the balcony. Couple things I’d recommend.
1. Make sure you are stocked up on snacks and drinks for the girls
2. Id get bar girls if I were you, specifically talk to the mamasan and ask to long time barfine multiple girls who know each other.
Do it dude, it’s fun as shit.
thanks for the tips anon
any idea how much it'd cost for multiple bar girls?
barfine was 1000 baht per girl and then I gave each girl 3000 baht. I got 4 girls. Make sure you give each girl the same amount of money and do it in front of them so there’s no jealousy. I literally lined them up to pay them. Also, take your time and do your research, don’t just buy out the first go go bar you walk into. I hunted around for a week before I picked out my harem. Note that your barfines might be higher than normal because depending on where you buy them you are effectively shutting down mamasans bar by taking all the girls away. Some smaller places might not even entertain the idea because of that.
Thanks for the useful info, I had originally planned to start with the luxury hotel for the first few days then live more modestly for the rest of my trip but it sounds like it would be more wise to get a sense of the area first.
Did you discuss exact hours or what you had planned with them first? Or was it just a "how much would it cost for the rest of the night?" sort of thing?
If it's not all "on the clock", then it could be fun to take them to a store or two and let them pick out their favorite snacks and drinks.
Did you pay each of them at the bar first then take a cab over? Or after you got to the hotel? I'd be pissed if I paid them and they just ran off kek
Is there a way to scope out which bars are more legit? Or is that pretty uncommon because it's legal?
I just threw out the offer of 3000 because I knew it was more than what they’d ask for and would be eager to go with me. I paid the barfine to mama, but 3 of the girls had scooters so me and one chick just jumped on the back and off we went. I paid them 2000 when we got there and told them they’d get the other 1000 in the morning before they left. Like I said, I think I was able to get away with that because I was overpaying.
All the bars with girls are dealing in the same business dude. The key is talking to mama san. Those are her girls, she knows, treat mama good, tell her what you want and she’ll tell you if you’re in the right place or hook you up.
kek based mama
thanks for the help, much appreciated
yeah good thinking, I was thinking Chiang Mai because of the cozier size, less people/crowds/noise, but it makes sense to go for a more populated area for a better selection, will spend some time looking into Pattaya and Bangkok
Chiang Mai girls are Bangkok rejects. There is a great selection of Sideline college girls in Chiang Mai, but not in bars
Also, go to Bangkok to do this. Chiang Mai has a piss poor selection of girls. You ideally want a bar with at least a dozen girls working not 2 or 3.
>I imagine a place like this in Bangkok is way more expensive.
You should look. The touristy destinations are typically more expensive than Bangkok for most things.
Pattaya also has a heap of hotels with what you’re looking for and they’re not as expensive. You can get a pool villa for $250 or so.
I lived in SEA for 4 years, 2 of them in Cambodia, very occasional cooming. The draw was the low prices. I used to tell everyone about it and it was on CVs. As I'm approaching 40 I find myself reducing the time to three years and mentioning Singapore first (6 months but I claim a year). The stigma will never go away but only old people care about it