How hard would it be to just not leave Japan? I've only been here 2 weeks and know this is the spot for me to really embrace life. My home country is overridden with migrants and failing with insufferable cunts. What's realistically stopping me from just not returning, finding a wife, maybe get a job teaching english or working at a pub as a bar tender for a good status in society. With enough crypto to last me for a few years shouldn't be too hard. Where would be good to lay low in Tokyo till I can find some way to solidify a job and possible wife?
You are experiencing culture shock
Japan is a terrible place to live
Nah it's different, this isn't culture shock this is just how life should be
You aren't working in Japan. You aren't trying to find a place to live or deal with a land lord. You aren't dealing with the nuances of relationships with local people such as friends or colleagues. You aren't having to deal with income/costs, just a holiday budget.
You are experiencing culture shock.
>You aren't working in Japan.
Teaching english is considered a easy job by everyone, being a bar tender at a pub isn't hard either.
> You aren't having to deal with income/costs, just a holiday budget.
Yeah I am. This place is so much better than home.
Alright, go for it then.
I will its totally going to be easy. Geez you naysayers are insufferable probably don't even speak Japanese much less be an expert like me. Try harder little guy
>It's not the same, I understand the culture, speak the language, understand their customs, and have useful things to bring. This is different than Ahmed coming in and opening up another kebab shop in london.
It's incredible how in denial you are. the guy in your example is actually bringing money to set up a business and does everything by the book and pays his fucking taxes so the old white boomers get their retirement checks. You're saying you want to overstay your visa and work illegally which makes you worse in any way shape or form. Maybe your retarded ass will say "well at least i'm not a moron", but to the japs, you are, so it's ultimately the same thing. Not only that, but just because the bar for teaching is so low for native english speakers doesn't mean you're doing a bang-up job. For any other person in any other language, teachers usually have masters degrees or bachelor's at the very least, in the domain of linguistics of said language. That's for the moral argument.
Practically and operationally speaking, overstaying a visa is not easy in Japan. Finding a stable stream of income while working illegally has no guarantees, and it's doubtful you'll find a long term position as a teacher with a decent enough salary. You're also basically cut off from travelling, any kind of ID control means game over, and one thing people didn't bring up is the fact that the japs are fucking snitches and if anyone of them thinks you might be an illegal immigrant they will report your fucking ass. Others will hold you by the balls.
Just get a fucking CELTA and apply for a fucking job and start moonlighting by doing online classes.
Lmaoing my ass off, these fuckers do every trick in the book possible.
Jesus Christ man. That's your takeaway from that post ? You know what, just go there dude. Go there, overstay your stupid ass visa, work illegally.
>Teaching english is considered a easy job by everyone,
Just know that if you get accepted for JET they won't put you in a big city but you'll get sent off to some dreadful place like the Noshiro Municipal Nambu school, bumfuck middle of nowhere
more like SOVLshiro
This man speaks the truth. Try this- walk into a real estate rental office and tell the agent, in Japanese, that you want to rent an apartment.
See how far you can get.
Nah bro u cultured shocked fr no cap and day aint want no migrants leik u neway
Calm down you’re being shocked by their culture out of your reason. Breathe in and out, count to 10 and come home. Someone has to work to house the 1000 Mohammed’s your country let in today
I guess find some Christmas cake. Marry her, accept her payment from government to move to rural Japan.
stop reading my diary.
whats a christmas cake
Woman over 25
>Where would be good to lay low in Tokyo till I can find some way to solidify a job and possible wife?
You'll be found, kicked out, and then be unable to enter 90% of all countries outside your homeland
>one day in Tokyo you punch a drunk guy bothering you
>cops arrest you
>oh wow, you were supposed to leave Japan three years ago, Anon!
>try to get back into the country
How? Fucking migrants in my country have been here for over a decade and no one is shipping their ass back to africa. I'm not like them, I need a better country to live in and actually have useful skills, english, and good white genes. It's completely a benefit to everyone but the normal process of getting in is ridiculously hard and I don't have time to finish college for this shit to pass me by which would put me as being a bit too old for some visa programs at 28.
I can speak and read Japanese on what would probably be N2 levels I just haven't taken the tests because covid.
It's not the same, I understand the culture, speak the language, understand their customs, and have useful things to bring. This is different than Ahmed coming in and opening up another kebab shop in london.
Your country isn't Japan anon. It's not going to tolerate you, and your delusional entitlement will only piss people off. At least try to put in some effort for the visas, old as you are.
>good white genes
It's Japan anon, you're a filthy gaijin.Do you want to live in big cities like Tokyo? Because your best chance at hiding will probably be shit like
. Otherwise, this will bite you in the ass hard, do NOT become an illegal alien.
I can smell the loser on you through this post.
>what would probably be N2 levels
You have no fucking clue about how much work it takes to pass N2. You're nowhere close.
>Fucking migrants in my country
Because both governments hate whitey. Yours just happens to be in the teenage BBC phase
>and actually have useful skills, english, and good white genes
Buddy, if you really want to live in Japan, you would not have made some gay ass thread here whining about your home country policies.
>have useful skills
Then you should not resort to becoming an English teacher
>I understand the culture, speak the language, understand their customs
Watching videos and reading books about their culture does not necessarily mean that you understand it. Theory and the real world can be a whole different thing.
> This is different than Ahmed coming in and opening up another kebab shop in london
Yeah those guys are actually useful whereas meme coomer """English teachers""" who have a shaky grasp on the local language and no formal teaching qualifications serve zero purpose.
Do you speak japanese? If you haven't learnt any or got familiar with the writing system or anything before your trip then I assume you're the kind of person who isn't going to bother trying to learn at all.
>With enough crypto to last me for a few years shouldn't be too hard
Ok yet another stupid LARP thread.
This board used to be so beautiful 🙁
>My home country is overridden with migrants and failing with insufferable cunts.
but you are the migrant/insufferable cunt in japan, do you understand?
I don't see why people don't do it, in America you can just never leave. Just claim to be a refugee or some shit seeking work. I'm on Cali and we can't legally kick out illegals but you'll probably work for shit pay
The US has one of the shittiest border regimes in the world and neither wing of the Uniparty has an interest to fix that.
The US is a multi ethnic country with a generous migrant program to prop up its economy. It's not hard for people to slip through the cracks.
Japan is a homogeneous society with a strict migration policy which compounds their population decline.
You will be noticed.
And if Japan doesn't deport people like you, it wouldn't be the nice place and real country it is.
Most people I know that lived and worked in Japan only lasted a year or two before they came back home, it's a fun place to visit but live/work there? Different experience it's gonna be even harder as a foreigner you'll definitely be discriminated in the work place and passed up on promotions in favor of a native getting the promotion instead unless you work for a company that isn't originally founded in Japan like Amazon or something that might have something there for you.
You'll have to adapt to the work culture over all, lot companies will expect overtime even if you got everything done you might have to stay in an office for several more hours and lot of people only get 1 day a week off. Finally if you want to be an English teacher it's not gonna be like it was back in the day, you'll live in a shitty small apartment most likely and barely have enough extra spending money after you pay for cost of living expenses.
You might find a good company, that will most likely just have a division there and a American or European company but most people that want to live there end up teaching English which isn't glamorous nor is gonna make you have much of a good time.
If you can’t make it in your home country you can’t make it in Japan. Also lol that you’re getting surpassed by migrants in your own country.
You will be charged when you're caught, possibly banned from returning to Japan for life.
>What's realistically stopping me from just not returning,
Not much, apart from the consequences of being forcibly returned eventually.
>finding a wife,
That depends on how attractive you are to a Japanese woman who wants to get married. But as an illegal immigrant you are probably less attractive than someone who isn’t essentially a fugitive.
>maybe get a job teaching english
Not without a degree, you won’t
>or working at a pub as a bar tender for a good status in society.
This sounds a bit like a “pick one” situation to me; nightlife-related work is almost always more peripheral than prestigious. Perhaps if you owned the bar and it was classy?
Anyway, I think you’re underestimating how difficult life as an undocumented immigrant really is, even in countries where you don’t stick out as glaringly as you do in Japan. Without proper papers you’re cut off from basic everyday life activities that require legal contracts: real jobs, bank accounts, credit, housing in your own name, healthcare. You’re limited to the black market and the margins, which makes you vulnerable to exploitation and shuts you out of all but the lowest rungs of society. It’s a precarious way to live at best. That isn’t to say you can’t survive this way for some time, perhaps even years, but you’re not going to establish yourself or contribute in any kind of long-term or productive way.
But go ahead and try if you like. Maybe you will be the first to pull it off.
>home country overridden with migrants
>become illegal alien
You don't want to live there, it's a fucking nightmare. People hear that Japan is racist and byrpucratic, they visit and think that it's not. In reality they just don't get to experience it at all
You won't get an apartment if you don't have a
good, acceptable job. Signing up for banks and the gym and every little fucking thing is slow and cumbersome and they'll explain every single thing on the ToS to you like you're a toddler
As for not leaving? They'll scan your passport for something inane like a CD at a bookstore and you'll get tossed out and blacklisted from ever returning.
Just embrace being a tourist 1/2 a year, it's much less stressful and you won't be treated like garbage by everyone there
Probably the "find a wife" part
>My home country is overridden with migrants
>Becomes a migrant
>Hates immigrants mixing with his race and stealing jobs meant for his countrymen
>Does the exact same thing
Fucking chuds man
How hard would it be to just not leave US? I've only been here 2 weeks and know this is the spot for me to really embrace life. My home country Japan is overridden with gaijin migrants and failing with insufferable cunts. What's realistically stopping me from just not returning, finding a wife, maybe get a job teaching Japanese or working at a pub as a bar tender for a good status in society. With enough crypto to last me for a few years shouldn't be too hard. Where would be good to lay low in LA till I can find some way to solidify a job and possible wife?
>How hard would it be to just not leave US?
Infinitely much easier than doing the same in Japan.
But he's only looking for a B E T T E R L I F E
If you can get married you can stay. Problem is, anyone that will marry you that fast is not someone you want to live with.
Is Japan even back to normal or is it still how it was during COVID lockdowns?
>My home country is overridden with migrants and failing with insufferable cunts.
you live in the USA too?
can't wait until I can go to japan
I'll just answer your post genuinely rather to shit all over you even though your rationale for this is completely retarded and the first post pretty much said it all.
1) Visa run this shit bro. Just go come, stay for three months, go to Taiwan which is basically a mini tropical version of Japan for 3 months, then go back to Japan, etc. You can't work legally and physically there, but you can become a digital nomad and make money doing online gigs (web dev, copywriting, etc.). Get a Schwab credit card to deal with atm fees.
2) If your country has this, apply for a WHV
3) If you're a native english speaker, apply for JET. Get some experience teaching english and then you'll get a work visa so you can stay.
4) Apply for a japanese studies visas. There are scholarships available that you can try, or alternatively, get a work permit for part-time jobs. Which can include teaching english, barkeeping etc.
5) Marry a japanese woman.
Just don't overstay a visa. It's retarded. Option 1 is a direct and literal step up from doing that as your life won't be over if your ID gets checked. There you go, no need to thank me. I won't give more information unless you pay me.
What's stopping me from renting a private charter in Honolulu, sailing to Japan, jumping in the water with dive gear at night, and sneaking onto a beach? All I have to do after that is marry some nip roastie for a year.
Marriage requires documents. Once they discover you entered illegally, you'll be booted out.
What if you marry outside the country?
Going outside of Japan requires documents too. Unless you already married her before entering Japan illegally you're better off not marrying her and just live with her. You'll be able to stay indefinitely as a NEET but you won't have access to medical care, because they require documents too.
Can't you just stay like that for 4 years then apply for citizenship?
Applying for Japanese citizenship also requires documents, tons of them.
Can't I just go to the Yakuza for fakes?
Yes, that's possible if you know someone from the Yakuza and they're willing to help you.
So long virgins, I'm off to live in nipland
>weeb who never let his basement travels to Japan
>Experiences culture shock for the first time
>Wants to move to Japan
>Begins to see the reality of life in Japan as a foreigner
>Necks or moves back to home country within a year
Many such cases.
Why wouldn't the Japanese government want to capitalize on these individuals? It's free taxes and revenue, and potentially babies to fix the generation gap
>Why wouldn't the Japanese government want to capitalize on these individuals?
Because they already have 3rd world slaves that are dependable, hardworking and willing to work for peanuts.
We can just wait to pry the country from the hands of 90 year old nip gays. Everyday you grow weaker while we grow stronger. Gajiin semen will flow through the streets of Tokyo soon
At least most immigrants in the West have some kind of white guilt that allows them some social leeway through either colonization or outright slavery.
Japan, on the contrary, has been fucked by the West (the US). You won't have any leeway for your bullshit. There is no "socio-economic reason" that would explain why you'd behave like a chimp that would make the japs feel responsible of that or have a charitable interpretation of your act.
>We can just wait to pry the country from the hands of 90 year old nip gays
Last guy who tried to ever so slightly change the socio-economic balance of Japan got shipped by two former commandos to fucking Lebanon in a guitar case. Good fucking luck.
said it all. Don't know why you're still larping. /thread
I will marry a nip woman on a tourist visa and I will replace you
Japan wants your kind as much as your home country want you. What can you provide to Japan they the locals can't. A crippling lack of self-aware and an utter lack of any marketable skill?
They have Nepali, Pajeets, and South East Asians for that. The Pajeets are all highly educated, the Nepalis work 6000 times harder than any white person and the Seas keep their heads down and get the job done. All of these people are unironically more desirable than the average weeb neet who thinks he can jbw. You bring nothing of value that other immigrants aren't already bringing.
>Nepalis work 6000 times harder than any white person and the Seas keep their heads down and get the job done.
OP thinks he's this cool white guy, who will get the women and work menial jobs like in one his animes. Easy life for him in glorious Nippon. No one wants people like that as immigrants, they want the Nepalis/Indonesian/whatever.
>You’re exactly the type of migrant you hate. Fuck off.
This is the truth. You hate that your country is overrun by migrants, but the japanese will hate you as much.
enjoy being treated like a tourist after managing to stay for decades in Japan and speak the langauge perfectly. with 99% of the people being Japanese, you will never be integrated and viewed as japanese.
>with 99% of the people being Japanese
Not for long, Japan will have to open up to immigration soon.
Just marry a japanese woman in her 30s, you sound like a loser so there is nothing to lose.
You’re exactly the type of migrant you hate. Fuck off.
How fluent are you with Japanese?