How to avoid British tourists?

Obviously, Spain is plagued with them, especially Magaluf, Fuerteventura, Ibiza.

But what are the other spots in Europe that one should avoid?
I've heard that Budapest or even Prague can be infested with them during week-ends...

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Britain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god no

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to places you can only reach by car, bikes or other non public transportation. Limits the amount of drunk brits to almost 0

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know of
    Lanagas, Zakyntos
    Malia, Crete
    Mykonos
    in general if somehow the location does have an Iceland or restaurants with mushy peas you should avoid the place.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to live in Croatia until recently, in Split. They come in over the summer and frick everything up. On the day I was finally flying out of there for the last time, in the departures area they were strewn on the floor, trying to sleep it off before the flight. Actually laying in the path along the way to the gates. Every time I could I'd kick one who was in my way. They see Croatia now as a cheaper Ibiza.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its more or less when you go as much as where. They all seem to go on their lads trip around the same time.
      When is football (soccer) season in the UK? I figure they're not going to Greece then right? I'd also say look at that days are 3 day weekends in the UK. I've heard September is nice because there's few tourists in Europe in general.
      What was the worst time for them in Croatia?
      >in general if somehow the location does have an Iceland or restaurants with mushy peas you should avoid the place.
      kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you go to where the trash go on holiday then can you be surprised that's what you will see? It is not just British anyway, all of northern euros but they just speak English to others abroad since no one speaks their languages anywhere else so they often get assumed as British
        Other places, Krakow is kinda popular for those kind of trips
        In my opinion the Brits who consider themselves better, that they are more intellectual, liberal, not stupid etc, want to speak politics and how they voted for the "correct" option, are much worse and unbearable than a couple of drunks

        >I'd also say look at that days are 3 day weekends in the UK
        yeah that's a good idea, just google "uk bank holidays" and definitely avoid those dates

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh, I'm Dutch and when I'm with other Dutch people I speak Dutch with them. The same goes for Germans, Scandinavians and Belgians.
          We also have differentr accents.
          Do you actually spend in real life anon?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            and what language do you order food, drinks, tickets in when you're abroad dumbass

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i don't want to go to a destination because there is too many X
              cringe

              not him but you're super moronic indeed. British accents are amongst the most recognizable english accent in the world, especially since most english teachers in Europe are locals who are more often than not trained in RP.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What was the worst time for them in Croatia?
        I hated living in Croatia, so I'd say all the time is the worst time. But to avoid the dudebro Brits, then simply June through Aug.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you go to Southeast Asia or Pacific coast of South America it's all Australians

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering where my mates were talking about going for a lads holiday this year I would say maga, Ibiza, Fuerteventura, Prague, Tenerife, Zante, albufeira, sunny beach, Amsterdam and Benidorm. Pretty much anywhere known for being cheap or for lads holidays.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anywhere in Ireland that isn't Dublin, Cork or Galway.
    Non-coastal France
    Switzerland
    Cold places really
    If you want warmth what about MonteBlack? Georgia?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go on the wikipedia of any UK regional airport and check the destinations for Easyjet, Jet2 and Tui and see which are the most common.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, do it but use https://www.flightsfrom.com/map not wikipedia. easier view

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are everywhere, you can't avoid us. But you can avoid places that cater to lower class people with all-inclusive hotels and stuff. Middle class Brits are fine.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we'll go wherever we fricking want, whenever we fricking want to, and you can fricking like it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t bongistani, AKA human garbage

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Brazil and there was even a british lad trying to mooch off people saying he didn't have cash for shit

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