How to enjoy Paris like a 20th century citizen

Basically, how to larp in Paris like you are some kind of historical figure from the 20th century?

This shite seems rather difficult to achieve in the 21st century?

I want to basically become a historical vagabond

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I sure hope nobody anonymously posts racially insensitive comments in this discussion thread about travel to Paris, France

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK Black folk

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Joggers have ruined Paris

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      saved lmfao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What ethnicity are drivers?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that a mcdonalds baguette? the paper wrapper looks like it could be the mcds colors

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mcdonalds doesn't sell baguettes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oui they do monsieur

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mcdonalds doesn't sell baguettes
        Baguette Mcburger in france. Look it up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm loving it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          here in malaysia mcdonalds sell their own version of nasi lemak which is kind of malaysia's national dish. basically rice with a bunch of random stuff on a plate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the cheapest baguette from Monoprix (a grocery chain)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >spend tons of money just to go to France
        >cheap out on one of their most iconic foods
        Jesus fricking Christ, western women were a mistake.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sit in cafes and stare scornfully at passers by while drinking red wine at breakfast time
    then buy the tiniest cup of coffee in the world and sit at the same table until closing time with the empty cup on the table, even if the cafe is full and other people want to eat and drink there
    then take your dog for a walk and let it shit on the pavement. don't clean it up, obviously

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will need a time machine to back before France became the destination of choice for Africans and Mid-Easterners.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look for quiet neighbourhood.
    Sit down at coffee around 9.
    Ask politely for coffee and maybe pastries.
    Don't pay attention to idiots around.
    Enjoy coffee, enjoy pastries.

    I know my country is bad sometimes, but there is still some good places and good people.
    If you visit us I do hope that you will have a nice time here.

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