How to leave egypt ?

anons i'm losing it here ,

we have garbage economy that's actively getting worse daily,

I'm 25 , CS grad , with 1 year of experience and c1 english

What's the best way to get me out of here ?

Best option so far seems to get a study visa in germany as education is free and I need to cover my expenses , any other ideas ?

I care about good work life balance and good economy and purchasing power

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get on a raft, float over to Italy, live off of gov't subsidies for the next 50 years of your life, you're welcome. YD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need less risk of dying tho

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Egypt fren,

    I wanna go to Egypt to live there. What sucks about Egypt?

    I am aware that Sisi-chan sucks. The economy sucks. The government sucks. But, I still wanna immigrate, do you have any other cons? thanks.

    > t. arab + cs major

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Anon, if you want to change citizenship and purchasing power there is always Argentina, Dominican Republic or Peru.

      I mention those countries because citizenship through naturalization. I would recommend not going through the "travel to another country but don't get citizenship" as I have and know other people who have went through it, you become a slave at the end.

      Stay away from the UAE, Saudi Arabia or others as no matter how much money you could get, you still end up a slave.

      If you're concerned with education, Germany has free education through the Free University. Austria, Iceland and Norway also have free universities.

      The only important thing is that you could get into these countries and become a citizen. Then, you could easily apply to them(provided you have TOEFL or smth similar)

      Even if you couldn't live in Egypt as-is, I believe that if you modify your life style, you could live as though you were a king.

      Things like Land Acquisition, Gardening, Solar power and Bio fuels reduce your spending by a ton. Beside, wouldn't you get a job as a programmer? That'd give you some 60K USD to play with. Surely, you could live with that in Egypt.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      weather is okay , touristic places people will try to hustle and scam you for any usd but if you have usd you'll live in a gated community and live very comfortably .

      people are friendly and helpful as long as they're not trying to sell you something so befriend some locals if you can and the country is turbo conservative , had a janitor want to kill me because I sneaked my GF in but it should be fine if you're a foreigner

      also electronics are too expensive because of tariffs

      also cairo is BUSY AF so maybe try alexandria , has the sea and a bit more chill and has stuff to do

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the advice but I was wondering why are you losing it?

        Like coming from an arabic perspective, yall not in a civil war, you guys don't enforce religion as much as Saudi, cinema is booming, culture is kinda booming too.

        What's so bad about Egypt?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about you fricking stay there, punk?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I think your best option is to carpetbomb your application for a remote job based in the US. Try LinkedIn. Unfortunately, you’re a man so the chances of marrying out is virtually null, but you can try to exploit the currency exchange in the US or other c**t, save up enough to hopefully be able to afford to leave

    [...]

    how is moving to the US hard as a Canadian? Also don’t marry an girl before you go meet her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No no no. I meant it's hard for you to immigrate to the US.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    take care we have insane marriage traditions here , they ask for a frick ton of money to marry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girl I'm talking with is surprisingly down to earth. From what we've talked her only requirement is that I convert which I'm fine with as I don't eat pork nor drink alcohol.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus cancer cuck and your swine jugs gf lmao this board
        >always a cancer canadian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is not only that bro. Islam has all types of conditions on how to live such as praying, fasting, giving money to the poor, et cetera.

        There are bad things about Islam such as no abortion if you were raped. Also, in terms of marriage, it is very likely that if her father does not like you (because in Islam, the women has to have a male in the family approve, it is dad then brothers then uncles et cetera), you be with her anymore.

        Look into the issues of Islam rather than the positives because it is one hell of a commitment. Also, look into what problems do arab couple go through, they usually stem from parents.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    same question but Mexico

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just cross the Rio Grande like everybody else. If you aren't already in Mexico, just take a flight there or start in Ecuador and go overland like the other half million people do every year. America's borders are open and welcome all comers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but I don't want to be an illegal

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're really a CS grad, try to get hired in the US on a hb1 visa. Then when you're in the country, lawyer up and try to get your immigration status changed, claim political asylum, that you're a persecuted dissident in Egypt (you need to have a credible story) whatever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well I know that h1b is a nightmare and basically a lottery even if you're skilled enough , other countries seem to have it better , also dating in the us sounds miserable

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How to leave egypt ?
    you're connected by land
    fricking walk

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You haven’t got shit to do cuckyboy
    Bottomtier b***hes, this mf is even too ugly for thailand etc
    >whatever makes me happy
    Killing yourself does canuck homosexual. Do it pussy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too ugly for thailand
      Went to Thailand. Even lived in Pattaya for month. I fricking hate that country. The women are ugly as frick. The egyptian girl I'm taking with is an E cup virgin with a thin waist and a cute face. I will be cumming inside her and making cute mixed araboo babies who I will teach to hate Israel and all of israelite kind inshallah

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am from central europe, my collegue is a 58 year old roastie and she has a tunisian 26 year old husband. Try to settle for old hags

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tunisian bull
      >central Europe
      Just say you're Czech, nobody else considers themselves central Europe anyway. Also Czech women are the biggest bawds on the continent.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont doxx me homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody else considers themselves central Europe anyway
        I'm sure Poles also do

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay where you are and improve YOUR country. aka, frick off we're full now.
    I passed through Eygpt years ago, got off the plane for a bomb search and the entire air smelled literally of shit.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Canadian in Japan and my company hired an Egyptian intern while he was in university and he was great so we hired him as a new grad full time.

    He's based and doesn't like israelites. If that's also you then try Japanese companies that hire foreign new grads.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop shitting up japan with foreigners

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't do the hiring you stupid Black person

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since when was SighSee a refugee board?
    We'll have half the population of Africa posting here by next week

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apply to a million tech companies and see if shit sticks, you're further ahead than a lot of grads
    (if you're in web dev, do contract work and move to a low COL alternative if possible)

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good of a developer are you? I'm traveling to Egypt next week to potentially start a company there (evaluating several African markets).

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a medjay

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your two options are:
    1. Masters in EU and then hope to get a job afterwards.
    2. Gain more experience. If you had 5+ years you would be good enough to get a job outright and a work permit. This is probably the better path.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and hit the DV lottery every year (chances for italians are like 1 in 10). Think of it as a long term goal, like your goal is to live in the US by the time you're 30.

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