I have $5000 dollary doos

Where in the world should I travel? What should I do there?

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come to india

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have $5000 dollary doos
    >Where in the world should I travel to
    missed opportuntiy baka my head

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Travel the USA. If you have a car, travel by car and camp out, you will see the most country that way and save on lodging, even food if you do your own cooking on a camp stove. If you don't have a car, travel to urban destinations with hostels, so you can meet people and have fun with them. If you don't feel like socializing or staying in the USA, go to Mexico or another mainland Latin American country. $5000 goes a long way if you travel and live simply.
    >What to do?
    Sleep, eat, drink, walk around, talk to people if you feel like it. Same shit you do at home when you aren't working.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For $5k you can go literally anywhere on earth. Depends on if you want 3 days of consoomer hedonism in Dubai, or 6 months living like a local in Vietnam.
    If it were me, I'd go take a guided tour of the Ennedi Plateau. But you're not me.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    u could get a couple cool trips on exoticca, they are pretty reasonable priced. however I heard sometimes the tour guides are shitty. my friend went on the 9 day Egypt one, said it was really cool. ( I think starts at just under 2k USD)

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where in the world should I travel?
    Belgium
    >What should I do there?
    be thankful that soon you will be able to leave Belgium

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      standard dutchoid slander

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is your timeframe like? maybe save a little bit more if its longer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would say at least 2 weeks. Depends on the location though. I don't want to do something memorable, not just walk around in bumfrickistan for a week and then go home

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to do something memorable*

        Anyways, the time frame is variable. Can be a week can be 6 months. If I have to save a bit more then that's fine.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invest that money, would you rather go on a vacation or get $20 a month passively for the rest of your life?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rather be 50 and retired, but have done nothing in your life but stay at home and work? Or would you rather retire at 60 having experienced many things and places?

      Of course investing is good, but don't be a miser anon. You can't buy lost time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you rather be 50yo transvestite with AIDS or a 30yo homeless Chinese man with gout?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with the homeless Chinese man.

          Having no other options, I would turn to a life of crime. At the beginning, I would focus on robbing old people. They can't fight back as well and my moron strength should be enough to overpower them. Besides, Chinese cops don't give a shit, they're probably busy beating up protestors or something.

          I would use my ill gotten gains to procure food, gout medication, and a comfortable cardboard box to live in. Through calisthenics and steroids (if I could afford them), I would be able to improve my physical prowess. From there, I would purchase a ninja costume, burgling stores and residences in the middle of the night. Eventually I would become a renowned thief in the area and draw the attention of a local crime boss, who I would work for (and eventually betray) to further my reputation.

          This would all culminate in an Oceans-style heist of the Forbidden City to acquire the Eternal Territorial Integrity gold cup, at the request of an anonymous wealthy benefactor. Of course, this heist couldn't be accomplished alone, and I would assemble a team of the most elite thieves from around the world. Naturally, wanting the money for themselves, they would attempt to betray me mid heist. Unfortunately for them, I would have already stolen the real cup and replaced it with an exact replica the night prior. After leaking their information to the CCP (I became an informant after ratting out the crime boss from earlier), I would flee the country with the real cup, making off with hundreds of millions of dollars. This would cause your mother to die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            god damnit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Replied ro protect my mother

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forget investing unless you are already a richgay. Playing the sucker in capitalist games with what little you have is an unwise decision. Better to keep it in cash and spend it in ways that enrich your life.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia -> China -> Australia

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *