I wanna move to a village in Germany, I'm 19 and have like 7k saved. Should I drop everything here and just move there? It seems chill because people are nice there and there's no black people lol.
I wanna move to a village in Germany, I'm 19 and have like 7k saved.
you sound like a racist loser
germany doesnt want you
Verpiss dich, wir sind voll
Have you already got a job in your selected German village? Friends/family/a network? (You’re a German or EU citizen who speaks good German already, obviously, or you wouldn’t have these unrealistic notions.) If the answers to all the else questions are yes, and it actually appeals to you for some reason, I guess you should go for it and try living your incomprehensible dream.
Small-town Germany is one of the environments that appeal to me about the least on Earth, personally. Unwelcoming, cold, boring, unsophisticated hayseeds. And I live in Switzerland, so these are not ideas I throw around lightly. I know my unwelcoming farmers.
>Das hoffen wir auch! Die schaffen es echt noch einen draufzusetzen!
No one cares about you, fucking Albanian.
Easy, go to university there. If you don't want to do that, teach English at Berlitz.
$7k? wow, you are confident. You'll be completely broke within a year so I am guessing you are a software engineer or some other remote-friendly, in demand job?
Are you aware of the problems Germany is facing economically right now?
Rural Germans are not 'nice' by the way. Great people, but you're not going to be welcomed with open arms.
A year? I give him a couple months.
I hope he gets stabbed by migrants his first week there. One less shithead cramming up the place.
> retard 1, Germany is totally safe no illegals here you poltard
>retard2 . I hope Somalis rape you with knives
Man I bet this is another case of the American going "muh based Europe, no blacks" and then doing quite possibly the blackest thing there is and moving to a country without knowing jackshit about the culture or language.
I'm not german but as Europeans we sure as hell don't want you here. Good luck getting a decent job to help you stay afloat and learning the language.
Seriously dude kys. I used to live in America and I'd have edgelords come up to me saying "oh dude X slavic country is so based dude, I'm gonna move there" gays, every single one of them. Including you. I know Germany isn't slavic but you're still equally as unwelcome there as in any slavic country, especially with you retarded mindset.
>I'm not german but let me tell you all about Germany
>us yuros we don't want any white people moving here, only Africans
>blah blah blah wah wah wah I'm so jealous of Americans because I used to live there and couldn't hack it
Nobody who has lived in America and Europe is jealous of Americans. As a Brit growing up in the 90s I idolised the idea of America and dreamt of visiting. It seemed like the center of the world and all the cartoons and movies said so.
I'm late 20s now and I wouldn't go there if you paid me.
I've been 4 times since 2008 and each time it was more of a shithole.
You are right to want to leave and come to Europe. You are mistaken in thinking people here would respect your racist, immature, myopic personality any more than an Eritrean refugee.
>I hate America that's why I went 4 times I'm a proud britcuck happy to be a slave where I need a license to own silverware and happy to pay my BBC license to learn about the great black kangs of merry old England
Britain sucks dude but still better than America lmao. Go learn a language and quit acting like a nig by expecting a country to adapt to you instead of vice versa, you're the same as the beaners and chinks in your country lmfao.
Why should I learn a language I've been traveling three years now and my American $$$$ are the lingua franca everyone loves American tourists and they all want to move there
OP, you are a fucking retard. You don’t know German, you don’t have any skills, you have no degree, you know not a single person that lives there, and you sound like a fucking child. Given your age, and how retarded you’ve sounded so far, you’ll barely get by here, let alone overseas. How the fuck do think you’re going to fare there? Legitimately become someone another country wants to take in before you even consider moving there, you fucking craterbrain.
Nevermind, Germany sounds like a shithole and since I'm not black the germs will get angry I will just go somewhere civilized like albania or bosnia
instead
$7k is nothing by the way, literally nothing. Go ahead and move to Albania, see how the locals like having an arrogant yank kid around who boasts about having a net worth less than the average yearly rent for an apartment.
Oh ur an expert on Albania and the future too? Is there anything you don't know? Oh well I guess I will just stay in Denmark and retire there
You have to be 18 to post here
>I guess I will just stay in Denmark and retire there
yeah go ahead and retire in Denmark with your $7,000 fortune maybe if you are lucky and get bargains in the supermarket you can last 15 months
You want to move to a fucking “village with no blacks lol”. Why the fuck should they care about the lingua franca or your measly $7k. Why the fuck would they be happily be living in a community far away from americanized urbanites if they wanted to move here so bad? I’m annoyed by you, and I’ve read a few posts of how you think here. Imagine Hanz having to deal with you disturbing his humble little village everyday. They’ll all think you’re some worthless LARPy American with no skills and no connection to the land. Add on top of that all the American arrogance. Please, I’m begging you to leave. We need less bottom of the barrel dumbfucks here. Leaving will be the best possible way for you to improve this country.
Holy fuck. if there were one country worse off than the US, its the UK. fuck off.
You missed the entire point of my post. The UK has always sucked. Growing up, we all dreamed of emigrating to America. We watched Hollywood films and played GTA 3.
Not anymore, cocksucker. The entire world laughs at your decaying, morally bankrupt wasteland of a country led by a senile puppet.
How does it feel? You took the reigns from the British Empire and pissed it down the drain, and now thanks to your fucking incompetence we get a Chinese Century.
I'm also trans and thinking of converting to orthodoxy
OP is getting a negative reaction because he has 7k more than the average germ wage cuck and money talks -- chicks are going to want to fuck you and doubly so since you're also american.
>7k
>money talks
This is getting genuinely embarrassing now
To give you some perspective OP I am going to South America next month and commissioning a small house for a poor family I know there. Budget is $25,000. This is for a bungalow made of brick and stone in one of the poorest countries in the world, on a 200m2 plot of land in the suburbs of a city.
You are a speck of dust, a termite.
They are also giving you their daughter as a part of the deal, I bet. Does OP even have any daughters to offer?
Damn bro is Germany really as bad as South America, I hear laminates are the most violent people around but are they really as bad as somalis?
I maybe gave the wrong message from my post. I love South America and most people there are extremely friendly and family oriented. I did not mean to make any implications around Germany or S.A being bad places.
I was simply pointing out that OP is a broke loser for thinking $7k is impressive and that Europeans will be lining up to fuck him for having it, as he seems to think
>be him
>spend $1400 on air travel
>spend $500 just to eat worse than homeless
>spend $500 getting stood up on tinder dates
> spend $1500 first month on shitty hostiles
>get robbed
>nobody wants to hire you since you have no skills, let alone a work visa
>you have no job so not a single landlord accepts your lease application
I hope OP goes.
Ok OP realistically, it sounds like you're looking for something like WWOOF. just look for a host in Germany on the website and you'll get to experience the glories of rural Germany for a year