So unfortunately me and the wife will be in Iceland during that stupid huge gay festival in the capital. We are only doing a 27 hour stopover and we were wondering what we could do or where we could go to avoid all the homosexualry. (wife gets enough of it being married to me)
Suggestions?
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The Icelandic Phallological Museum seems like a safe choice
Tbh it would probably less gay.
No luckily we have a very long stopover. 3pm to 7pm the NEXT day. So 27 hours. Icelandair let's you a day/multi day stopver on the same ticket.
I’d be tempted to hire a car and get an Airbnb 1h east of Reykjavík (somewhere between Selfoss and geysir)
You can see a lot of nice stuff in a relatively small area and still get back to Keflavik in time. I imagine rental rates will be very high though
Interesting, I think I'll look into that. I'd imagine only other option would be natural wonders
You're actually right, you caught me. She is currently my fiancee but by that time she will be my wife, this will be the return trip for our honeymoon. Just put wife for brevity. Cope and seethe
Well you fricked up, gayboi fest won't be till August.
If you do the car + Airbnb thing you could do the main tourist trail (golden circle) and a couple of other sights (eg seltun geothermal area, maybe blue lagoon if you want a tourist trap). Long day of speed running stuff, but you’ll know if you want to come back after that. Reykjavík itself isn’t worth a visit with that limited time.
All the other stuff like the big waterfalls and glaciers is too far away for you. Technically doable if you drive overnight and then straight back but don’t do that. People have done the ring road in <24h…
>Iceland has gay festivals
Into the trash they go
Doesn't every western country have huge gay pride parades/festivals or something like that?
Yes but Iceland essentially has THE premier gay fest. It is huge and the whole country gravitates around it. It's def. One of the biggest and most important celebrations there. And I had the rotten luck to book the return flight the one week of the year they do it, return flight was 300 more too
>Yes but Iceland essentially has THE premier gay fest. It is huge and the whole country gravitates around it. It's def. One of the biggest and most important celebrations there
You certainly know a lot about which gay festivals are best, for somebody that supposedly isn't interested in them
Right? In my defense I had no clue and I was looking into events that day we were going to be there. Read up on how the capitol is essentially just that and otherwise seeped in it 100%. Read a few articles to see how big it was if we could avoid it.
If you’re only there for a day you may as well go full normie and get one of those coach tours to look at natural stuff. Do you have most of a day there or is it like an 11am-2pm thing where you don’t really get to do anything
Try not to suck too many dicks and watch out to make sure no one steals your pee
Kek I had a coworker book a trip to New Orleans during southern decadence once.
Last year I went to an MLS match during their pride celebration. Fricking irritating to have to go out of your way to avoid buttsex celebrations.
I love wiener and cum. Balls are pretty cool too. No homosexual I just am really into Gachimuchi and Hard Gay. Listening to “Livin’ La Vida Loca” right now
>Listening to “Livin’ La Vida Loca” right now
???
What the frick even is this post
Kino
You will never be a woman
OP is somehow more of a gay than you. Imagine complaining about something you can easily avoid
hell yeah. gachimuchi is based
nra but good. dick is for the homies, not hoes
homie you ain't married. Stop lying.
So if I go to Iceland right now I'm guaranteed to get an endless supply of blonde hair blue eyed aryan wiener?
Just booked my flight
Is it even possible to suffer in Iceland?
Good morning sir
>this is what SighSee has come to
here's an idea OP. In order to avoid homosexualry, try walking AWAY!
I know, I know. Seeing something unsavoury and then moving in a different direction in order not to get involved in it??? INSANITY!!!
Next thing I'll be telling you that in order to avoid getting killed, avoid unsafe neighbourhoods.
I hope I haven't completely blown your mind with such an alien concept.
>uhh, heckin GAY PEOPLE IN MY, I MEAN, SOMEONE ELSE'S COUNTRY??
>how can I possibly avoid this homosexualRY...
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>avoid the homosexualry
I'm afraid your homosexualry is terminal. That's like asking how a duck can avoid quacks.