If you were wanted by the authorities, where would you try and travel to and live out your life in peace.

If you were wanted by the authorities, where would you try and travel to and live out your life in peace. What areas are comfy and unbothered?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine most Americans would probably try and go to Mexico

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if the Feds won't catch you right at their doorstep, the cartels will. And thats even ignoring the Trotsky assassination, which proved that agents of any country can get you in Mexico if given enough time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trotsky assassination
        Shut the frick up

        Why would be the FBI outside their jurisdiction following me, a non american citizen? OP said wanted by the authorities not being fricking Ben Laden. In 95% of the situations if you don't get arrested for something random and they see your international arrest order nobody would actively hunt you.

        >OP said wanted by the authorities not being fricking Ben Laden
        People shitting up this thread being moronic

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in eastern europe and all the wanted maffiosos here are living in belize because it won't extract people to my c**t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you were wanted would you be able to get to belize? sounds comfy though I guess

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting somewhere seems like an up-to-you part, the hard part is getting somewhere that won't just let (country of origin) come steamroll you. I don't know where you can hide from the USA besides going to something in Russia or China's sphere of influence. Americans flee to Mexico all the time but they get sent back.

        Belize would be cozy though. It probably depends on the severity of the charge. Some low level felony like boozing and cruising or slapping your twinkwife you probably could go anywhere, if you killed someone or cheated taxes they'll get you I'm sure.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. However, if you are wanted for a serious, non-political crime and seek safety in one of Russia or China's sphere of influence, they will deport you for lying on your visa application. If it's something big, you are kinda shit out of luck.
          Your best chance is going off grid in somewhere like Paraguay, which has a history of people seeking to disappear.
          You may need a fake passport.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *convicted of a serious, non-political crime

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Getting somewhere seems like an up-to-you part, the hard part is getting somewhere that won't just let (country of origin) come steamroll you. I don't know where you can hide from the USA besides going to something in Russia or China's sphere of influence. Americans flee to Mexico all the time but they get sent back.

            Belize would be cozy though. It probably depends on the severity of the charge. Some low level felony like boozing and cruising or slapping your twinkwife you probably could go anywhere, if you killed someone or cheated taxes they'll get you I'm sure.

            I just assume the majority of americans won't have fake passports so travel thorough mexico or somewhere would be their best bet. maybe a boat to cuba?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >maybe a boat to cuba?
              No. You need to go somewhere where the government is non-existent or a shambles, like Paraguay or many countries in Sub-Saharan Africa, Malawi, DRC etc. You cannot just rock up to Cuba on a boat, but there are many countries in Africa you can disappear in, stay way over the visa and not even be jailed if/when caught.
              Look at BeninAnon, he worked in Benin as a Slav selling fish pies and overstayed his visa 6 months with no consequences. Try doing that in Cuba. lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >like Paraguay
                Damn is Paraguay that shitty? Or just super mountainous?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have traveled around SEA with a motorbike and I'm pretty sure that nobody would find me in any shitty jungle town in Cambodia. Yes, you would be the "white man" everywhere and bring a lot of attention but those people have a hard time recognizing western faces. A couple of 18yo wives, a small house and then just wait a couple of years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to live in Cambodia, you are almost right but there is a huge and nosey NGO and foreign police force presence, primarily looking for foreign pedos. You cannot rest there. Pirate Bay co-founder Warg was deported from Cambodia. The govt is supported by foreign govts and they can get in your shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, If I smell something fishy a quick drive to Laos and that's it, a ghost again.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean if you see them coming over the hill waving FBI flags shouting 'we are the FBI and we are slowly making our way to you' like they normally do?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would be the FBI outside their jurisdiction following me, a non american citizen? OP said wanted by the authorities not being fricking Ben Laden. In 95% of the situations if you don't get arrested for something random and they see your international arrest order nobody would actively hunt you.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a non american citizen?
              HTF do I know where you're from, you turbo brainlet? The FBI are in Cambodia and make arrests, not just Ben Laden and Tim Taliban

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a quick drive to Laos
          I don't think you understand how data transfer works when you cross an international border

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have crossed that land border. It's a fricking joke.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have crossed that land border. It's a fricking joke.
              They still run your passport. It doesn't matter if the border is a roofless shed, if they scan your passport they will arrest you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get arrested once and they'll get you.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to Costa Rica like the tiger King dude

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in the run for 5 years. May be on the run again. FBI does not put you on interpol unless you have committed a capital crime. They don't throw everyone on there otherwise the force loses its potency. Pretty sure OP can just leave. Unless it's fricking kids, in which case, frick you anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a non american citizen?
      HTF do I know where you're from, you turbo brainlet? The FBI are in Cambodia and make arrests, not just Ben Laden and Tim Taliban

      Even if the Feds won't catch you right at their doorstep, the cartels will. And thats even ignoring the Trotsky assassination, which proved that agents of any country can get you in Mexico if given enough time.

      Why would be the FBI outside their jurisdiction following me, a non american citizen? OP said wanted by the authorities not being fricking Ben Laden. In 95% of the situations if you don't get arrested for something random and they see your international arrest order nobody would actively hunt you.

      This. However, if you are wanted for a serious, non-political crime and seek safety in one of Russia or China's sphere of influence, they will deport you for lying on your visa application. If it's something big, you are kinda shit out of luck.
      Your best chance is going off grid in somewhere like Paraguay, which has a history of people seeking to disappear.
      You may need a fake passport.

      stop trying to make this some James bond thriller. Just random criminals like Shawshank Redemption(the OP pic)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was low level on the run. Not important but they did send someone to get me and I did meet him. He tried to identify me and the next morning I escaped to a new island. Gave myself up in the end, served no prison time

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