I'm leaving for a 2 month trip to SEA in less than a fortnight. I am depressed loser and don't want to go. I have no plans whatsoever. How can I have a good time without cooming, visiting tourist traps or having anything to do with moronic white backpackers? I'm serious, I need a plan. I've thought about a muay thai gym but I'm a pussy and not in shape. I've thought about a buddhist monastery but I'm not really into it. Not going anywhere near hippie new age yoga shit either. At this rate, I'm going to spend 2 months rotting alone in a Bangkok guest house room. Please help. K thanks
..why are you going then
Because I've already spent a grand on flights and insurance and can't bear to waste it
none of those things are unavoidable. they are your only options anon. go to khao san road and embrace the begpacker
seeing these 2 would ruin my trip
which part of bangkok is your guest house in
id never go to thailand lol, how could i trust the food being clean when thai people are low iq? you just cant
Thais are a disciplined people, whatever their IQ. It's one of the things I liked best about the country. Even the poor people had a high level of organization in everything they did. However, it is common for Thai food to irritate the gut, especially if you are accustomed to eating bland foods.
Hey guys heres my astute analysis of thailand after visiting for 4 days
>thais were very good at cooking food for my fat incel ass
>the food made me sick because I'm a pasty incel homosexual anerimutt
Only booked first 2 nights. Not far from khao San area. I've been before, I know the score with bangkok, it's a shithole quite frankly
Then why are you going?
Desperation and borderline insanity
seeing the girl would enhance my trip
I want to frick that girl on the left
Dude weed lmao
I've done Mother Ayahuasca 26 times bro
Feels so empowering to be a REAL traveller
Frick Trump
This post reminds me of this video. A lot.
Do steroids and stay in your room eating overpriced Western food delivery
Go the Real Traveler way and only visit small cities and villages. No guided shit or near tourist spots, just take a bus or train to a random place.
There you just expose yourself to what's coming to you, and if you're first world with no experience of this kind of stuff it'll be a crazy time.
Not only you won't cross any white people, and just surviving there and figuring out how to understand shit will keep you busy. Then you'll appreciate the rest time in your shitty room.
By the way the average moronic white backpacker is certainly more interesting than you and certainly a better person too. If you're being judgmental about everything and negative before you even leave I'm not sure why you think you're in a position to criticize people you know nothing about except stereotypes. Especially as a fat and depressed incel.
/LULZ/ made you believe you're more unique, smart and interesting but sadly it's a cope and not helping you.
Go wander around and see what comes your way.
Head for towns that don't appear in the travel guides, wander the streets and eat the food. You'll meet curious locals and absorb the culture. You'll get a genuine feel for the place.
The white backpackers and coomer zones are easily avoided.
You can live very comfortably for cheap in the less visited Thai cities & towns, but they are more boring. I spent ten days in Khon Kaen (picrel one of the main drags which starts at the railway station). Think NYC as a tourist versus Omaha, Nebraska. There's a reason tourists don't flock to Omaha; it's boring. Less touristed parts of Thailand are also very car-centric, though there are still sidewalks along the major business streets. You might feel stuck in town without your own transport...I sure did in Khon Kaen.
As far as curious locals, not in Thailand. Very rare for randoms you encounter to try to chat you up, especially since few people speak any level of English in the smaller towns. Thais are socially reserved toward strangers, especially in the countryside. Outside the tourist areas, many people don't even know how to say numbers in English, so display a calculator app when asking prices.
First time traveling? You always feel like shit before trip
No I've spent months in Southeast Asia previously.
I have 2 nights booked in Bangkok on arrival. Beyond that, no plans.
The world can burn the way I feel right now
>. Beyond that, no plans.
To stay in Bangkok you want to go further down Soi Sukhumvit where people just leave you alone, you don't want to live long term in the tourist areas you'll go insane. It's fun for a holiday time frame, but not for longer than a week.
Once you get away from the tourist parts it's an entirely different world.
Spend a day looking at apartments, try find something close to the skytrain, you can literally walk up and ask to view monthlys in regular apartment buildings, the secuirty/office managers will show you. Can find them online also, just pick out 5 nearby and go look.
Id highly suggest On Nut or surrounding stations, good value and ten minutes on the skytrain back into the centre. Popular place for expats and well catered for western needs but you won't get harassed by touts every 30 seconds like elsewhere.
Even if you don't stay in On Nut definitely hit Best Beef Sukhumvit, topnotch all you can eat BBQ
i hate this gay. he keeps interviewing nig jap mutts like they are actually human
hate that gay too, yeah he totally copied The Japan Reporter and always has stupid clickbait interview videos asking the same questions over and over again, unoriginal content
You have to ride an elephant.
Arm wrestle one with sugar cane, youre not a toddler.
>I'm going to spend 2 months rotting alone in a Bangkok guest house room.
lmao, going to Bangkok for even 3 weeks means renting a monthly apartment is cheaper.
Get your own place and just relax at malls and watch movies.
I'm in the same boat. I'm just so sick of everything and I feel all I've done is work.
Why would you go for 2 months to fricking BKK of all destinations? Seriously, it's a place for quick 3 day degeneracy fix else just get out of that hellhole ASAP. The only worse place in entire SEA I could imagine would be Pattaya.
> outing yourself as a npc tourist
Bangkok is a fricking great city to live in.
Noticeable absence in your comment of naming a better city in the region.
I've spent ~4 months in Chiang Mai and about the same in Bangkok, BKK wins hands down for fun and things to do.
Not him, but personally the heat would kill me. I've been all over SEA and Bangkok is the worst, a total heat trap.
Fat ass
well that's rude
Yeah I'm used to the tropics by now but the heat is brutal sometimes because it's a concrete jungle. Living close to the skytrain and doing inside things in.malls during the afternoon is usually the way to mitigate it. I usually go to the movies or arcades
>very little of interest for non-normies or coomers
it's the most popular tourist destination on Earth moron. Do you really think all those women are coomers? People on this board can't travel for shit, they read one listicle written by a pajeet for $2 and think that's all that exists in a city.
There's tremendous nightlife in places like RCA far away from moronic normie tourists and sex districts, but of course you've never even heard of it because you do all the dumb npc shit like everyone else.
Git gud homosexual
Oh look its this angsty homosexual once again. Keep seething loser
What's angsty about it? How many tards on SighSee actually check out places like RCA for nightlife? Have you gone partying in RCA?
I'm speaking from experience here and you getting defensive means I'm on the right track.
Same with living in areas like On Nut or Phra Khanong for an extended period, very few people here will do that despite it being a fricking good life plus you don't have to deal with:
a) touts
b) constantly half erect chinks and pajeets
b) schizo tourists, predominately American
c) depressing alco boomers planning to end it after they spend all their money on prostitutes
You can get a upscale 2 bed apartment in the area for $800 a month and relax with normal white people in normal restaurants and bars who just want to chill. Place is heaven for quality of life to cost, 300+ food stores to choose from plus weed delivery on grab, cute Thai students keen to frick just to stay at your place.
If only you knew how good things could be.
>Bangkok is a fricking great city to live in.
Literally one of the worst cities Ive visited, ever.
I would suggest a random suburb of Cairo over Bangkok, but thats me.
is that for the quality of the sand or the special atmosphere that only the smell of goats can bring
I said I've got 2 days booked in BKK on arrival but after that, no plan, I could travel all of SE Asia if I wanted
If you hate big cities, come clean and admit it. It's okay to be a country hick. Don't say bullshit like "Bangkok is a hellhole" when it mogs every other large city in the world.
It's no hotter than half of America in summer, you overweight pussy. Get your morning walk and meal in, then hang out in your room when the sun is high...it's that simple. If you are switching hotels, shower and change clothes after your 2 PM check-in, then take a nap. Don't be a fool and carry a huge backpack 5 km down a shadeless sidewalk, that's how heat exhaustion happens. Believe me, I came close a few times.
>then hang out in your room when the sun is high
Not enticing anyone with this shit
>2 month trip to SEA
>I am depressed loser
Lol, this board.
>or having anything to do with moronic white backpackers?
Don't be so quick to make assumptions. There are moronic people backpacking in the region, this is true, but there's lots of people doing it and many are nice to hang out with. Some are normies, some are people burnt out on life trying to escape it. Just meet people and ditch them if they bore/annoy you. Its so easy to meet like minded people in SEA, just give it a go.
Every visit to Bangkok I've ever made.
Day 1: Recover from jetlag, eat some pad Thai, sleep.
Day 2: Buy toiletries, mosquito repellant etc. Eat a curry. Get smashed drunk on Rambuttri Rd
Day 3: Recover from hangover
Day 4: Leave
Grand Palace, Wat Pho and all the other Chink ridden, floppy hat tourist crap is a waste of time. City is vast but very little of interest for non-normies or coomers.
For me
Day 1: Recover, eat something
Day 2: Get drunk with bar girls and bang one
Day 3 - 62: Repeat Day 2
What is the insurance for?
Is that health insurance and what happens if you don't pay health insurance?
As soon as you fly into BKK, book a taxi straight to Pattaya. Party and frick your brains out for 2 weeks and then fly to other parts of SEA. I recommend Phuket, HK, Singapore, and Indonesia.
>DUDE PATTAYA SEX LMAO
Pattaya is completely overpriced shit now and a gigantic toursit trap these days. Pattaya in 2024 is exclusively a drinking/party city where losers and their dude bro friends go to drink with women by buying overpriced lady drinks for stuck up diva hostesses (they barely even qualify as prostitutes anymore) without any prospect of getting laid. Its not a mongering city any more, and every establishment has gone all in with the "lady drink" business model. What little mongering that does exist is sold for prices more expensive than FKKs in Europe to dumbass newbie Americans who think theyre "getting a good deal" for $100 a pop (PROTIP: I fricked that same girl a year ago for $40 lmao).
I'll have to check it out for myself when I go in a few weeks. I haven't been to Thailand since right before the pandemic started.
>I haven't been to Thailand since right before the pandemic started.
This was the last time I was in Thailand too before this current trip... Brace yourself, it fricking sucks now. Been six times since the mid-2010's and this is the last time I will return, at least to Pattaya. I don't even have the urge to barfine anyone here anymore for the remaining 2 weeks I have left of this miserable trip, probably just gonna head back to BKK early in a few days. I would recommend you save yourself the time and money go somewhere else, but I know the urge to check up on Pattaya from time to time is strong, just don't say you weren't warned ahead of time. If you change your approach to it from a sleazy, solo mongering destination to an Ibiza-like "drinking with the bros" normie type of destination, you MAY still have a good time... maybe (albeit wondering why you didn't just spend your money to actually go to Ibiza itself instead of an overpriced shithole like Pattaya).
>having anything to do with moronic white backpackers
That's why I keep visiting central asia and the middle east + afghanistan + pakistan. And usually in winter. It can be brutal, but at least I don't have to listen to someone being "smart" near me.
> things that happened
If you're ignorant, it's not my fault. Some tourists do actually go there, including Afghanistan. And it's easier than e.g. Iraq, Niger.
>le white people bad
>hangs out with pakis and braindead muslims instead in objectively the worst places on Earth
>comes into SEA threads on Bulgarian pottery board to let everyone know that
kys
Nah, just some travellers who seem to be the majority in SEA
Real answer: If you're going to live your life as a detached loser who thinks everything is cringe, you're going to be miserable and have a nice day eventually. Let go and have fun, go hang out with the moronic white backpackers and make some fricking friends.
>meet people who you'll never see again
>friends
you must be 12
>being this socially incompetent
its the 21st century old man, meeting up with people down the line is easy as frick
try spending more than 3 days a year on holiday or whatever it is you get
Rent a moped.
Strap your luggage to it.
Ride around northern Thailand.
Visit remote villages. Enjoy.
Was gonna say. If you have that much luggage get a vehicle otherwise you are the vehicle.
Why do fricking incel morons feel the need to lie in a fricking anonymous image board? If you are traveling to SEA is because you want to coom. I live them for years and could share knowledge of a lifetime not just about cooming but everything but now I'm enraged at your cowardly factory. Why are you such a fricking loser if no one knows who you are? Get bent
You dont need a plan just chill and so whatever you want
Absolute moron. Go to Khao Yai national park though.
Ok
get a place very close to a BTS station and just enjoy high quality low cost urban living
cheap dentistry, back massages every day, buy groceries at gourmet market
weed now, i guess
you could probably get a personal trainer for a good price if you don't want to go into a competitive atmosphere