I'm still a growing boy, and knead to know about the breakfast situation, in other countries around the world.

I'm still a growing boy, and knead to know about the breakfast situation, in other countries around the world. I'm tired of places that eat rice and noodles for breakfast, or just a banana.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board idiot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, because travelers don't eat.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird ass thread but you can order an American breakfast anywhere. I'm not so sure about the full English but that's suboptimal for bulking anyway. just eat eggs, fruit and dairy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swap the beans out for white pudding and black pudding, now it's an Irish breakfast and 10x better.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you eat late at night, like 11 PM, you damn well should skip breakfast. If your last meal is 4 PM, then you will be properly hungry for a 9 AM breakfast. Some countries eat dinner at home with their family, so everything closes at 5.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Zoze ztupid Américains, am I right?
    Anyways, I am going to have my pain au chocolat + orange juice + baguette with half a stick of butter and jam + coffee with cream and sugar + cigarette HON HON HON HON HON

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks he can deflects how pigdisgusting yanks are by using frogs as a shining example of how non-americans are
      There's a reason France was your first ally

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast is for the obese. You can have one egg or a spinach protien shake otherwise you skip it fatty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      two eggs sunny side up, half an avocado and a smaller piece of sourdough bread. Really gets me productive from 8-12. Cant imagine just fasting like a black kid because my parents didnt feed me.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking beans for breakfast

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing American about that breakfast there's not even biscuits or something unique to America like scrapple

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that's American about it is there's a ton of food and no vegetables.

      Now I want some pancakes...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no veggies
        The plate is 1/3 potatoes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tubers are kind of their own thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, when I used to go to brunch in the city my gf and I would often be amused at how many places offered no standard breakfast dishes that had both meat and vegetables at the same time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right? You either order a dish with eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, etc. or you order an omelette with spinach.

          There's no inbetween: you can have carbs and starch but you either have it with meat or with veggies, but no meat AND veggies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right? You either order a dish with eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, etc. or you order an omelette with spinach.

          There's no inbetween: you can have carbs and starch but you either have it with meat or with veggies, but no meat AND veggies.

          Americans eat a salad for lunch.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not sitting down for a pub lunch and washing it down with a session ale

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't because I'd need to drive after

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one outside of PA has any idea what scrapple is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something unique to America like scrapple
      There's literally hash browns
      >b-but this and that eastern european shithole...
      500 years ago the main ingredient didn't exist in Europe. Seethe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs like that are American

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    eggs for breakfast is STUPID
    They have tryptophan which makes you sleepy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eggs for breakfast is STUPID
      >They have tryptophan which makes you sleepy
      This is a myth. L-tryptophan is involved in the enzymatic derivation of melatonin from serotonin, but it’s not actually sedative in itself. The American myth that Thanksgiving turkey makes you sleepy was debunked years ago—it’s just that eating a massive meal in the middle of the day makes you sleepy, no matter what you’re eating.

      It’s also, curiously, no longer considered true that dietary cholesterol is a major contributor to blood cholesterol, although high-cholesterol foods are often bad for you in other ways.

      https://i.imgur.com/njcU4Xi.jpg

      I'm still a growing boy, and knead to know about the breakfast situation, in other countries around the world. I'm tired of places that eat rice and noodles for breakfast, or just a banana.

      Some of my favorite breakfasts are Turkish. I enjoy cheese, olives, and cucumbers in the morning, and some of the baked goods are really nice.

      And I’ve always liked the aggressively miscellaneous nature of hotel breakfast buffets in many Asian countries—want a nice, scalding morning curry? Sushi? Congee? Bacon and eggs? Take your pick!

      I really wonder who came up with the idea of breakfast nigiri—seen it in countries from Thailand to the UAE, but obviously never in Japan.

      And I guess it’s the opposite of what you’re looking for, OP, but until comparatively recently when limp white toast and eggs with a side of hot dog started to become ubiquitous, most Thai people didn’t really distinguish between breakfast food and food to be eaten at other times of day, so scalding breakfast curry really was a local tradition. I will concede that it doesn’t really go with coffee, though.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you eat such a big breakfast and not feel horrible? I’m never hungry until I’ve been awake 2-3 hours

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat after you've been awake a few hours. No idea about the British but in the US any diner will serve this until late in the afternoon, if not 24 hours.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't wake up and eat ice cream all night you fat american. Me I eat
      a light dinner at 7pm, and that's it until 9 am. So I'm usually pretty hungry

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quite literally eat dinner at 6pm and don't eat again until noon the next day

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You mean pancakes? What's wrong with that? It's literally a traditional breakfast food, Americans did not invent it.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of fricking psychopath would eat that many tomatoes

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a full english
    he's missing several ingredients

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like curry, right? Shut the frick up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd know what i'm on about if you weren't a seething brown
        >no black pudding
        >no toast
        >no hash brown
        >no fried bread
        don't even get me started on a scottish breakfast or an ulster fry

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in London and they didn't give me black pudding with my full engy. Reeeeeeeeeee

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american breakfast
    >only three strips of bacon
    >no gun or tacticool knives

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how americans eat the guns? shooting them selves at their heads?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shooting children at schools

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm still a growing boy
    You have to be at least 18 to post here.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    scotland has the best

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/njcU4Xi.jpg

      I'm still a growing boy, and knead to know about the breakfast situation, in other countries around the world. I'm tired of places that eat rice and noodles for breakfast, or just a banana.

      Ireland because it includes a Guinness

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of places in Bangkok sell the full english so that the fat old british pensioners can have their comfort food. That always made me laugh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BKK expat here. I've eaten food you would never try. Bats, rats, centipedes. Love me a bit of Thai grub. Eat it every day. But you can't beat a pint and a full English breakfast at The Sportsman in Nana. Top banana!

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee & cigarettes: The breakfast of Real Men. ...maybe a shot of Jack in the coffee if there's anything left from last night (probably not).

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Britgay here. Never had a more revolting meal than an "English" breakfast in Thailand. I'm the kind of guy who will pay 300 baht for cornflakes and a cup of tea every morning rather than eat rice for breakfast. Only time I ever did that was when I stayed in a buddhist temple and it was weird as frick eating chicken and red hot chili's at 5am.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread OP, frick the haters. Only continent I havent been so cant contribute is Africa

    Asians simply dont have a big breakfast tradition. I met a Cambodian who dreamed to open a traditional breakfast place, as there were close to none in Phnom Penh so he thought his place should be successful as a novelty. He told me the closest thing to breakfast culture in Cambodia are Chinese light broths

    Besides anglo countries, the region with the biggest breakfast tradition its surely latinamerica. Eggs and bunhuelo with cafe con leche is my jam.

    As a non american, the staple sugar-bomb breakfast its hella weird for me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eggs and bunhuelo with cafe con leche is my jam.
      Goddamn, I'm craving that stuff like you wouldn't believe.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My breakfast is a sigarette, Monster Energy zero ultra and Ketamine

    Just a nice Dutch breakfast

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Murrilards think pancakes are acceptable as a breakfast. Normal countries only serve pancakes as a treat like on your birthday.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's pretty true for most Americans, that aren't cutting wood for the winter. If you live in a city and you have to simulate work in a gym, your not eating that or biscuits and gravy everyday, chud.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are they all so fricking gross and fat then. stop eating shit for breakfast. Not just pancakes but also those bowls of sugar water

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          France has the same obesity rate as America. Take your weak bait back to /b/.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sausage fingers typed this post

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              According to BMI, the equation used for determining overweight and obesity in a country's population, picrel is obese.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat Americans don't eat pancakes for breakfast either. Too much work to make them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are they all so fricking gross and fat then. stop eating shit for breakfast. Not just pancakes but also those bowls of sugar water

        I'm American but I think its actually appalling. I can eat a large breakfast with eggs and potatos and such and feel ready for the day but the straight up sugar bomb diets, a 6" pile of pancakes with sugar syrup on them and then somtimes butter and whipped cream on them also make me feel sick if I can even finish it. And I'm not even really skinny or fit. Of course, a lot of people in this country are just obese and ok with it. Sometimes I'll eat a plain pancake with no syrup if I'm camping or something and this makes people wig out but if you're not used to eating a ton of sugar, like most euros aren't, its not bad.

        Fat Americans don't eat pancakes for breakfast either. Too much work to make them.

        Pancakes are literally a powder you mix with water and pour on a hot surface.

        I quite literally eat dinner at 6pm and don't eat again until noon the next day

        Same but this is also apparently bad for you. I can't do the eat 5 small meals a day thing. I'm only hungry at like noon and 9 pm (also I eat dinner really late or I'm hungry and can't sleep).

        Why aren't pancakes acceptable for breakfast?

        They're too much sugar. Would you eat large portion of cake for breakfast? It's basically the same thing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're too much sugar.
          They don't need to be. Pancakes can even be salty.
          >Would you eat large portion of cake for breakfast?
          I have, I just don't do it everyday.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can eat a large breakfast ...
          Sounds psychological to me.
          More relevantly you're vaguely comparing a "large breakfast" of eggs and potatoes vs massive oversized meal of pancakes that you'd only see at a Sunday brunch. I've seen (and eaten) plenty of oversized savory breakfasts that made me feel bad afterwards and also eaten a small meal of pancakes and butter and "felt ready for the day."
          >Pancakes are literally a powder you mix with water and pour on a hot surface.
          Trust me, most fat Americans aren't doing that, least not as a daily routine. They're having sugar bomb coffee drinks eg from Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks.
          >Would you eat large portion of cake for breakfast?
          Yes. Cake my second favorite breakfast after leftover apple pie with whipped cream. Like this guy says, though

          >They're too much sugar.
          They don't need to be. Pancakes can even be salty.
          >Would you eat large portion of cake for breakfast?
          I have, I just don't do it everyday.

          , it's not an every day thing. Couple times a year. The day after my birthday I eat cake. The day after Thanksgiving I eat pie. But in general, I very much like sweet (or milky-- milk sugars aren't very sweet but satisfy the desire) foods for breakfast and always have.
          >They're too much sugar
          Sugar is addictive and not good for you but people like you have just gone full paranoia. 10-20 grams of sugar in your breakfast is not going to turn you into a tub of lard especially if you are active. People getting fat on sugar are eating it all day long. They're drinking sodas, juices and specialty coffees and in a single cup getting several times the amount of sugar than a whole meal of pancakes. They're snacking on candy and cookies all day. Their daily sugar totals easily cruise into triple digits.

          The real problem with pancakes as a meal is the negligible fiber and protein-- few of the customary "pancake meals" make up this deficit. Bacon or sausage is somewhat common as a side but for fiber it's rarely more than a fruit garnish.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't pancakes acceptable for breakfast?

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