I'm visiting Munich for a few days and I want to get laid while I'm there. What are the best brothels to go to?

I'm visiting Munich for a few days and I want to get laid while I'm there. What are the best brothels to go to? I'm specifically looking for 18-22 year olds and my budget is around $500 or whatever the equivalent is in euros.

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go to an FKK, not a 'brothel'. FKK's are this whole thing, you can drink, get a massage, do hot tub with a chick, and also frick (raw, if that's what you want, just bring an STD test)

    I don't know a good one near munich, so ask around or look online for reviews

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >frick (raw, if that's what you want,

      Nein Danke. I'd get the STD test for a good blowie though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      500 is a big budget. Europe is not as expensive as the USA.

      >raw
      Wait, really? That's common policy in Germany? Can't you fake one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Can’t u fake one?
        Stop spreading aids fricking Black person, you are ruining it for the rest of us

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking idiot. I'm pointing out an obvious loophole that the FKKs would obviously be aware of. So I don't believe it. I wrote "can't" not "can". Don't attack people if you don't understand them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you can drink, get a massage
      Apparently some FKKs also have a full buffet restaurant included in the entry fee.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t there those laufhauses to or whatever they are called? How are those?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.instagram.com/fkk_hawaii/

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anon gets HPV

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for 500 bucks you can get a 9/10 tight little thing to your hotel room for 2 hours. I have only been to Hamburg brothels but it's 50 euros for 20 mins over there. Munich is probably about the same.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Woah that's so nice. I have the money but wouldn't know where to find women for this. Did you go to an FKK too?

      go to an FKK, not a 'brothel'. FKK's are this whole thing, you can drink, get a massage, do hot tub with a chick, and also frick (raw, if that's what you want, just bring an STD test)

      I don't know a good one near munich, so ask around or look online for reviews

      Sounds very nice. I'd pay good money for this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but wouldn't know where to find women for this
        Outside of the US pussy prison you can usually just google "city" + escorts and get legit sites

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *