>In the terminal heading to Montreal RIGHT NOW
What do I do bros? What if they lynch me for not speaking French?
Should I have smuggled in a gun for protection?
>In the terminal heading to Montreal RIGHT NOW
>In the terminal heading to Montreal RIGHT NOW
What do I do bros? What if they lynch me for not speaking French?
Should I have smuggled in a gun for protection?
Quebecers dont actually care about speaking french, they host visitors from the states all the time with no problem, and they rarely have any major quarrels with maritimers.
The root of the meme comes from proximity to the dumbest most mouthbreathing anglos on earth in Ont*rians and having to put up with their shit
Literally all you have to do is try to speak french at a just-picked-up-the-translation book level and quebecers will respond positively
lick my sack, homosexual
quebecois = homosexual Canadian
hey, it it true that Anglo Ontarians are born with an extra bone in the middle of the skull?
>t. poutine-munching trannies seething Toronto pride is bigger than Montreal pride
it's the biggest city. of course it's going to have the biggest parade you morons. I don't even live in homosexual Southern Ontario
>T*ronto hosts biggest gay parade on earth every year
>But its quebecs fault guys
Reaching levels of delusion & cope I didnt think were possible
>try to speak French and they will respond positively
Good joke, but it's not true. I used to live in northern New Hampshire; we'd get a lot of kebecwa tourists visiting our resort to go hiking. They were nearly always snooty, and the few times I tried to speak French (badly), they did not respond positively.
>dumbest most mouthbreathing
French Canadians are literal white trash, low IQ alcoholics who breed indiscriminately. Stop projecting your mental deficiencies on Ontario.
Interestingly, I agree with those who say that bad French goes over well in Montréal more often than not; I speak French badly and my efforts have typically been very well received, and even complimented once or twice. I’m sure it varies a lot, but someone once told me that people appreciate seeing visitors make an effort. While It is true that the majority of francophone Montrealers are functionally bilingual in French and English, or at least proficient enough (and certainly better in English than most Anglo Canadians are in French), it’s clear that most far prefer to avoid speaking English unless they have to.
>Ontario
Not French Canadian but American. I had to work with a frick ton of Anglo-Canadians out in Asia back in the day and holy fricking shit I realized why Quebec wants independence. Ontario produces some of the sorriest stupid sonsofbitches on the planet, I’m including the whites, pajeets, chinks, everyone from there. It’s like there’s something in the water or proximity to Detroit and Gary, Indiana. I hope my country never annexes them because that would be a net negative.
The difference in people crossing the border from Ontario to Quebec, and the reduction in levels of assholism and moronation is really remarkable.
Go to the closest bar, ask for ChicChoc and then tell the closest agent "tabarnak aux deux étages". That should guarantee you a seat upgrade.
>tabarnak aux deux étages
what a meme language
>the few times I tried to speak French (badly), they did not respond positively.
Trying to speak to them with broken French will come off as insulting because you're assuming they don't know English which is moronic to assume.
It's like they are all LARPing as french people when in reality they all watch TV shows, listen to music and read the news in English.
Just open any interaction with 'hello' and they will speak perfect English.
>It's like they are all LARPing as french people when in reality they all watch TV shows, listen to music and read the news in English.
Completely untrue but ok whatever you say, moron.
What is the opinion of saskatchewan ? When I was in Halifax, I was made fun of and got called a hillybilly
Update: women in Canada are way too hot
It’s fricked up, the USA is great but all the chemicals in our water must be making all the girls ugly
>women in Canada are way too hot
This is bait
Quebec women are hot.
What shade of brown are you
Don't talk to old people and you should be fine. The rude ones are mostly old people.
You'll have no problem in Montréal. I speak bad French and when I walk into a place and they speak French to me I always try to speak it back to them (I always like the opportunity to practice). As soon as I start to struggle they switch to English, no problem. No one has ever been rude about it. At least half the time they peg me as an Anglo and speak English to me right off the bat anyway.
Montréal is my favourite city in Canada. You'll have a great time there.
Last year, I went to the city of Quebec, and it was truly charming. The landscapes featured streets that resembled those in Christmas movies, and I hardly saw any minorities. Everyone was kind, the culture was a blend of North America and Europe, and the food was truly excellent. It makes me sad; I would like to be French. I hope that when Quebec becomes a country, all English-speaking Canadians who do not speak the superior language of French should be shot.
visit quebec city
montreal is probably one of the most bilingual cities on the planet, everyone greeted me in french and then switched to perfect english when I showed my burgerness
it's also insanely safe, not too too expensive, very easy to get around, beautiful (in winter at least), good food, etc etc etc
would move there in a heartbeat if we managed to conquer the leaf
Montreal speaks both English and French moron