>In the terminal heading to Montreal RIGHT NOW

>In the terminal heading to Montreal RIGHT NOW
What do I do bros? What if they lynch me for not speaking French?
Should I have smuggled in a gun for protection?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Jackass

    Quebecers dont actually care about speaking french, they host visitors from the states all the time with no problem, and they rarely have any major quarrels with maritimers.

    The root of the meme comes from proximity to the dumbest most mouthbreathing anglos on earth in Ont*rians and having to put up with their shit

    Literally all you have to do is try to speak french at a just-picked-up-the-translation book level and quebecers will respond positively

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lick my sack, homosexual
      quebecois = homosexual Canadian

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, it it true that Anglo Ontarians are born with an extra bone in the middle of the skull?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/vCgae18.jpg

          >T*ronto hosts biggest gay parade on earth every year
          >But its quebecs fault guys
          Reaching levels of delusion & cope I didnt think were possible

          >t. poutine-munching trannies seething Toronto pride is bigger than Montreal pride
          it's the biggest city. of course it's going to have the biggest parade you morons. I don't even live in homosexual Southern Ontario

      • 6 months ago
        Jackass

        >T*ronto hosts biggest gay parade on earth every year
        >But its quebecs fault guys
        Reaching levels of delusion & cope I didnt think were possible

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to speak French and they will respond positively
      Good joke, but it's not true. I used to live in northern New Hampshire; we'd get a lot of kebecwa tourists visiting our resort to go hiking. They were nearly always snooty, and the few times I tried to speak French (badly), they did not respond positively.
      >dumbest most mouthbreathing
      French Canadians are literal white trash, low IQ alcoholics who breed indiscriminately. Stop projecting your mental deficiencies on Ontario.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the few times I tried to speak French (badly), they did not respond positively.
        Trying to speak to them with broken French will come off as insulting because you're assuming they don't know English which is moronic to assume.

        It's like they are all LARPing as french people when in reality they all watch TV shows, listen to music and read the news in English.

        Just open any interaction with 'hello' and they will speak perfect English.

        Interestingly, I agree with those who say that bad French goes over well in Montréal more often than not; I speak French badly and my efforts have typically been very well received, and even complimented once or twice. I’m sure it varies a lot, but someone once told me that people appreciate seeing visitors make an effort. While It is true that the majority of francophone Montrealers are functionally bilingual in French and English, or at least proficient enough (and certainly better in English than most Anglo Canadians are in French), it’s clear that most far prefer to avoid speaking English unless they have to.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ontario
      Not French Canadian but American. I had to work with a frick ton of Anglo-Canadians out in Asia back in the day and holy fricking shit I realized why Quebec wants independence. Ontario produces some of the sorriest stupid sonsofbitches on the planet, I’m including the whites, pajeets, chinks, everyone from there. It’s like there’s something in the water or proximity to Detroit and Gary, Indiana. I hope my country never annexes them because that would be a net negative.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The difference in people crossing the border from Ontario to Quebec, and the reduction in levels of assholism and moronation is really remarkable.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the closest bar, ask for ChicChoc and then tell the closest agent "tabarnak aux deux étages". That should guarantee you a seat upgrade.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tabarnak aux deux étages
      what a meme language

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the few times I tried to speak French (badly), they did not respond positively.
    Trying to speak to them with broken French will come off as insulting because you're assuming they don't know English which is moronic to assume.

    It's like they are all LARPing as french people when in reality they all watch TV shows, listen to music and read the news in English.

    Just open any interaction with 'hello' and they will speak perfect English.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like they are all LARPing as french people when in reality they all watch TV shows, listen to music and read the news in English.
      Completely untrue but ok whatever you say, moron.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the opinion of saskatchewan ? When I was in Halifax, I was made fun of and got called a hillybilly

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update: women in Canada are way too hot
    It’s fricked up, the USA is great but all the chemicals in our water must be making all the girls ugly

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women in Canada are way too hot
      This is bait

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quebec women are hot.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What shade of brown are you

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't talk to old people and you should be fine. The rude ones are mostly old people.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll have no problem in Montréal. I speak bad French and when I walk into a place and they speak French to me I always try to speak it back to them (I always like the opportunity to practice). As soon as I start to struggle they switch to English, no problem. No one has ever been rude about it. At least half the time they peg me as an Anglo and speak English to me right off the bat anyway.

    Montréal is my favourite city in Canada. You'll have a great time there.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last year, I went to the city of Quebec, and it was truly charming. The landscapes featured streets that resembled those in Christmas movies, and I hardly saw any minorities. Everyone was kind, the culture was a blend of North America and Europe, and the food was truly excellent. It makes me sad; I would like to be French. I hope that when Quebec becomes a country, all English-speaking Canadians who do not speak the superior language of French should be shot.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    visit quebec city

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    montreal is probably one of the most bilingual cities on the planet, everyone greeted me in french and then switched to perfect english when I showed my burgerness
    it's also insanely safe, not too too expensive, very easy to get around, beautiful (in winter at least), good food, etc etc etc
    would move there in a heartbeat if we managed to conquer the leaf

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Montreal speaks both English and French moron

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