>is omniscient
>knows wheels are more efficient than legs for traveling long distances
>designs humans as endurance hunters
>gives them legs instead of wheels anyway
what’s his fricking problem?
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you'll go to hell for this
did you know that?
Wheels can't climb up mountains
God doesn't exist anyway, obviously
If we had wheels we wouldnt appreciate the beauty of his nature and would just cruise along everywhere.
We are meant to suffer for our sins by not being able to have wheels or digest gasoline because god is merciful and loves us.
Satanic posts
God doesn't exist
Go on, prove God by showing me a photo of him, or a video, or a voice recording of God, or an infrared image, etc. You can't. God has never been observed. God is just made up.
I'm God, ama
did you take the meds?
>We are meant to suffer for our sins by not being able to have wheels
but when god was in the process of creating us we couldnt have sinned already since we didnt exist, and I mean "we" as a species
Wheels can be built to climb up rough terrain.
We could have horns on our wheels that breakbdown into a rough pattern that allows us to go on bad terrain.
>Wheels can't climb up mountai...ACK
You can't kneel in prayer if you have wheels
You can WHEEL in prayer though! Ha ha!
Good one
Stop it, Carlos
that's wheely funny
>OH MY FAUCI WHY DIDN'T YHWH MAKE ME MORE EFFICIENT AT SLAVING MY LIFE AWAY FOR SOYBERG THIS PROVES THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST WAHOOO SCIENCE ROCKS!
try using wheels anywhere that isn't paved
Why didn't he give us very huge wings so we could fly away from cheetas
For real why Yahweh not give me some sick wheels and some speakers for ears and a massive dick
What is the big man's problem?
why didn't he give us a big spindle and a rotor on our groin so we could we use our big penis as a helicopter thingy and fly over dangerous seas
He didn't care much about humans
>a bunch of racea
>all of them have the same overall shape and capabilities
Meanwhile beetles
>half a FUARKING million species
>all so unique and distinct that you'd be forgiven for thinking they are entirely different animals
Beetles are made in the image of God for real
Did any living creature evolve to have wheels though?
Yes.
I've always found it funny that creationists seem to think God popping all life out of thin air is somehow more befitting of God than God creating life through a very long process of evolution
If God worked his way through the long aeons of human history, why wouldn't God work his way through the long aeons of natural history?
>He didn't gave us wings
Dissapointed
I think bigger problem is that wheels require axels and bearings that sit loose and aren't actually attached directly to anything else so they can spin freely, which doesn't work with muscles and skeletons and tendons where everything is tied together somehow
its over
>makes the dumbest race the most fertile
>makes the smartest race the least fertile
>also makes women all desire the BBC instead of their own men
Why does he a full head of hair in some pictures and going bald in others.
Would be cool if there was an animal with wheels
The reason wheels don't really appear in nature is that you basically need roads (flat surfaces) to actually use them effectively so an animal that would use wheels primarily as transport would have to be on the treaded path and therefore where there are lots of animals and not a lot of food (couldn't really chase anything either).
Closest you'll get is those shit rolling beetles
>Today, I will create a microscopic amoeba that lives in large bodies of water like lakes, rivers, springs and pools
>If a human comes into contact with one, it will travel through their nose until it reaches the brain, at which point it will begin to devour the tissue
>This results in a horrible, excruciating death, with a 99% mortality rate, and the 1% who manage to survive are left with permanent brain damage lol
Why he do that tho
Just a prank bro
It's a test or something
Legs are more versatile
Wheels can't be used to swim or jump or crouch to stay hidden or to kick shit with.