Bumped because you spoke the truth.
The retards who over-praise Japan and make it seem like some utopia of perfection are either loser-back-home weebs or Redditors who have never previously traveled outside of their own countries. No in-between.
Japan is a great place but it's not literal Eden.
Exactly. They're associated with a high level of attention to detail, artistic expression, and appreciation for harmonious and visually pleasing arrangements in various aspects of life,like architecture, fashion, and art. To crown it all, I love their ladies.
This. And full of SOVL. Though to be honest, all their cities rook the same. It lacks regional variety like in Europe. In a single country, you can have so many kind of architecture and aesthetics.
It's not Heaven on Earth but I went there with realistic expectations and loved it, I'm gonna learn Japanese ASAP and go back because the only thing that sucked was not being able to chat with the locals.
Japan is appropriately rated. >Babby's First Asian Country >culture is different enough to be interesting >not too different that it's wildly inoffensive to normies >good transportation >easy to get around major destinations with minimal knowledge of the local language >low crime >customer service is on point >food can be new & interesting while still staying within typical western comfort zones
Japan is one of those rare destinations where an attractive white girl can visit and larp about how hard and challenging life is walking around trying to find outfits to wear.
Japanese clothing sizes can be quite humbling sometimes. Apparently an American S or M can be a Japanese XL. At least, this is according to an ex-weeb white girl I know.
I noticed with attractive white girls, if they travel to places like Vietnam, India or China they walk around like they're going hiking and there's always some man with them, maybe it's their partner but what I witnessed from their behavior is it's some beta orbitor.
White girls feel free to walk around Japan and larp how tough it is. If it's an actual tough location they would try be as positive as can be with their male orbitor to stave off the rapes.
I'm guessing you're a man, men's sizes definitely work differently. We go from S, M, L, XL, then 2XL and so on. We're not picky, so it ends up working out roughly the same worldwide. We're supposed to be the logical ones here.
Women's sizes are fucking stupid. In North America, I've seen sizes that go below S, such as XS and 2XS. If we assume that the Japanese system doesn't do that, and their S is the same as an American 2XS, then I can see where the disparity comes from. I don't think it's "fat woman cope," but rather "American woman cope," which is close enough.
you probably just don't have symptoms, which most people don't.
it's not something you get tested for.
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i got blood tests for genital herp and other things too, no show. never fookd a prosty though. only young women mostly between 18 and 25, mostly cat ladies who have zero rizz and rarely talk to men.
I creamed two in Fukuoka (one world record hairy muff at a hostel after a night out, the other off tinder). I creamed a third in Tsuyama. She was a masseuse at a bathhouse, ~38 year old milf with big purple lips. I just talked to her about the mixed onsen in Maniwa and suggested we go, she laughed and we went out for a drink afterwards, and the rest is history. Still jerk off to the vids she sent me sometimes 6 years later.
There’s no secret. Clubs, tinder or random encounters are all fine. They need to speak sufficient English. You should be loose- very tipsy but not sloppy. She should be having a good time too. Gradually escalate physical contact. At the right time say you’re ready to go home if she wants to come. That’s it. Won’t always work the first time but you’ll probably have a fun night regardless, then you can always try again. Don’t have a chip on your shoulder and assume they want to fuck you and see just shy - but If it’s clear by date 2 or 3 they are using you for free drinks, ghost and move on. I’m assuming you have some disposable income you can spare but often they will pay anyway.
Okubo Park in Tokyo and certain areas in Osaka (pic related). I ended up getting Clymydia and Gonorrhea from creampie-ing them, but they were treatable with antibiotics. Creampies are something you negotiate, so being able to speak Japanese to smoothly discuss all the options you want is important.
is it illegal to just like... walk up to one of the street corner girls and show a 10,000 yen bill? I assume she knows what it's for, but can she just like immediately call for the police if you do that?
I want to try (i'm desperate) but I heard the police/arrest system is extremely harsh on foreigners.
>literally just a girl standing there look at her phone
Do coomers have some kind of magic 6th sense that lets them figure out a regular woman from someone who'll do the fucky for money? The only thing about her that is remotely sus is she is by herself, but that could be because of a million other reasons. Not even the outfit is that bad, Jap girls in general have a better fashion sense than Westerners.
is it illegal to just like... walk up to one of the street corner girls and show a 10,000 yen bill? I assume she knows what it's for, but can she just like immediately call for the police if you do that?
I want to try (i'm desperate) but I heard the police/arrest system is extremely harsh on foreigners.
There are certain locations that are known for this. That girl is definitely a bit harder to tell compared to the rest in that area, but she was indeed selling herself. The left and right side of that building are more obvious, while the front is riskier because normal girls meet up with friends and dates there often. Girls like her usually take some time for people to approach if they've never seen her stand there before to know she's a "regular" there. The area in Tokyo is very obvious (nutted in the girl at 2:02 here several times): https://youtu.be/XC2IA4GagQ4
You walk up, ask if she's free and available to play. You ask what the price is and negotiate the options you want and if they're available (raw sex, creampies). If both parties come to an agreement, you head off together and find a nearby love hotel and have fun.
1 month ago
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>implying that anon even speaks any percentage of japanese and wouldn't spill spaghetti like a retard the moment he approaches them
kek.
1 month ago
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He asked and I answered, but that's probably likely.
1 month ago
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So I would saying basically "こんばんは 何してるの?中出しはいいですか" Or should I try to learn Japanese properly?
1 month ago
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Anon, the perfect approach lines have already been posted in /jpg treads: >おや おや、お嬢さん >かわいいな >ホテルでも行こう
Guaranteed lay every time.
1 month ago
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you forgot the boku no jonathon
1 month ago
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>何してるの
This might be better if you're not sure if she's really a 立ちんぼ, but most of the time I just ask how much right to get to the point.
>こんばんわ >いくら? >生はどう?外 (outside)?中 (inside)? >OK. 行こう。
It's honestly not that difficult, but you might need more than that if you want to negotiate options, and I imagine people that don't know any Japanese won't be able to understand what's being said back, especially if they use unfamiliar terms. Be prepared to prices to be talked about in decimal system, so 25,000 yen = 2.5 = にてんご. Girls that go for 1.5 are usually referred to as イチゴ (strawberries). Condoms are referred to as ゴム rather than コンドーム, so ゴムあり means means with condoms while ゴムなし means without.
Even speaking and understanding Japanese, I was taken aback because I wasn't expecting her
https://i.imgur.com/QyYlykN.jpg
This one asked me if I had any because I was a foreigner. There was something about her that made me nut so fast inside her:
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to ask me about STDs and use the word 性病, and it took me a second to actually register what she said and respond. I imagine vocabulary like that coming up will trip up most folks that try to interact using some basic script.
1 month ago
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Let's say I get a freelancer from the street. Is there going to be any trouble bringing her to the hotel? Like the staff turning her away?
1 month ago
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This is too dependent on whatever hotel you're staying at, but just take them to a love hotel.
Not even a coomer and I can easily tell, maybe you haven't been to Japan before but no girl is gonna wear a skirt that short and stand around like that unless she's a tout for some maid cafe or she's offering something sexual. Normal girls dress very conservative over there, some don't but usually those girls are out and about doing something or are with their boyfriends.
>but no girl is gonna wear a skirt that short and stand around like that unless she's a tout for some maid cafe or she's offering something sexual.
Are the air jordan/platform shoes part of the Japanese streetwalker outfit too?
post more, what do the girls typically wear to signal they're looking for clients
also you seem to have lots of experience with this, do you ever have conversations with them about their backgrounds, how did they end up on the street, is it out of desperation or do they enjoy dicks lol
Some are addicted to hosts and make money to pay for their habit. Some are looking to make money for school or just buy things they want. A lot of these kinds of girls are cutters based on scarring, so they probably have a bit of stuff going on.
1 month ago
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>How do you think they afford them?
christ, they look stupid too.
1 month ago
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Nah, the zoomers fits and style make it hotter for us old men.
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1 month ago
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Dude if nip hookers look like that I’m gonna have to to just to bang one, one time. That is a very kino looking hookie
1 month ago
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The level of these street girls doesn't even reach the levels you'd see at Tobita Shinchi where it's block after block of model- and idol-tier girls.
post more, what do the girls typically wear to signal they're looking for clients
also you seem to have lots of experience with this, do you ever have conversations with them about their backgrounds, how did they end up on the street, is it out of desperation or do they enjoy dicks lol
No disrespect, but I’m assuming this is primarily white board. If you’re European, you don’t need to pay. Any paid session pales in comparison to something organic. Again, no issue with curries etc wanting p4p info. But for the Anglosphere, unless your goal is simply to truthfully say “yeah I fucked a Japanese girl”, you should be trying to do things naturally - regardless of how autistic you think you are.
You need to understand women. I don’t want to write an essay, but remember they want fun— but with no possible blowback for their future husband. This means no Japanese speakers who will return, and no film. If you are a random white guy, that she feels confident is in Japan one time and one time only, who she feels assured she will never have to tell her future husband about, take advantage of it already !! Yeah
Maybe I am just that autistic/ugly but no girls here have even hinted at being interested, I've seen like 5 wmaf couples here in 2 weeks. Do I just have to go to bars and start speaking to them in English hoping they understand?
Yeah I'm in the same boat, I've been in Japan for 2 weeks, have to leave back home to the US this weekend and I haven't even gotten a look. I'm not some chiseled Adonis, but I'm also pretty thin and as white as you can be but every single japanese girl is either looking down, on their phone, or just straight up avoids eye contact. How the fuck am I supposed to start anything if they won't even look at me?
1 month ago
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i've been here the same amount of time, but I am tall and kinda fat. japanese girls give me looks of shock and awe (not all, but the few I notice, I don't really know how to interpret the looks tbqh). I also get a lot of preening tells but I'm not sure if this is just because Japanese girls are vain and constantly playing with their hair. I wish I knew japanese, i'm turning into a yellow fever weeb.
1 month ago
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What is 'awe inducing' height in Japan anon?
1 month ago
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190cm
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Assuming you are spending all your time in Tokyo, Kyoto or somewhere equally mainstream. Get. Out. And get tinder
You're thinking of Tobita Shinchi and they almost always require covers. I've gotten lucky in Matsushima Shinchi but I think that was because the girl thought I was virgin or something
Japan is insanely underrated. It beats literally everywhere else I've gone in all 40 of my years.
- last safe place on earth from people
- good local food is cheap.
- Rent is insanely cheap nearly free.
- Housing is cheap.
- travel passes cheaper than the locals get.
- great internet literally everywhere.
- inter country flights 80$
- beautiful terrain, endless things to do.
- like modern shit?
Tokyo and the like
- hiking? Literally everything
- skiing? No problem
- hate the cold? Go to okinawa or saiga city.
I'm getting a CoE and moving within 2 years.
Fuck Canada's shit. I'm leaving before shtf
You'll end up like most of the other expats who became enamored with Japan and moved there solely because they experienced it as a tourist - you'll either become jaded and bitter or give up and move back within 3, 4 years.
Though given that you come from the hellhole that's Canada it might actually motivate you to stay for longer.
I've been working for a japanese company for years anon.
They legitimately have a better country than 99% of the places on earth.
Only Finland and Iceland are more/as based.
New Zealand and a few places in aus are also really based (and they speak english) but they're falling for the globohomo cuck right now.
If you speak Japanese at n4, it is truly the last hope of civilization before wild inflation and the collapse of the north American dominated financial system, which should happen in about 5 years.
Japan is the right size and population density to have near perfect modern infrastructure. It's no wonder it's so hard to immigrate.
Rare oos train photo as social proof
>it is truly the last hope of civilization before wild inflation and the collapse of the north American dominated financial system, which should happen in about 5 years.
i remember people telling me this back in 2007. gold bug doomers have been around forever.
>Brics isn't real bro >Saudis will totally continue to be bullied into accepting our paper for oil after our military got its ass kicked by a bunch of goatherders >Constant hyperinflation in housing and basic goods is totally normal bro.
>it will collapse in two weeks bro >trust me bro
nothing will happen you fucking retard, the collapse has been "impending" for at least 60 years already
I've been working for a japanese company for years anon.
They legitimately have a better country than 99% of the places on earth.
Only Finland and Iceland are more/as based.
New Zealand and a few places in aus are also really based (and they speak english) but they're falling for the globohomo cuck right now.
If you speak Japanese at n4, it is truly the last hope of civilization before wild inflation and the collapse of the north American dominated financial system, which should happen in about 5 years.
Japan is the right size and population density to have near perfect modern infrastructure. It's no wonder it's so hard to immigrate.
Rare oos train photo as social proof
fucking hell I'm jealous. Young pro out of the US trying to get a job there but it seems like there's stiff competition. A lot of these Todai grads put English in their resumes and nobody want to hire a gaijin with no business Japanese ability.
Honestly I might just go to school there just to force my way in. The West is just pure cancer at this point
Having sex is unironically the most difficult thing a man can attempt. The work it takes to self improve to the point where you can have sex is unreal. It is the pinnacle of human achievement.
I know it's fucked up but that's how I feel too. It's like I have to be attractive, rich, youthful, fashionable, and charming all at once. Any mistake in any area will instantly cock-block me. Being an "exotic foreigner" maybe helps a bit but also hurts with the language/culture barrier. Hell even paying for it here is semi difficult.
I've seen some girls willing to use translation apps, but the pretty ones tend to not be as patient. As long as you have money and aren't the kind of gaijin they are worried about, you're generally okay.
Why are they out during the day wtf.
I walked around Akihabara at like 11pm and there was nobody out, just the typical maids. Speaking of which I fucking HATE Akihabara. Nothing but a cocktease with maids lined up at every street corner but you know its just bait and they will never perform anything for you and they got their pimps watching them at all times.
Akihabara is for lame weeb tourists and sucks. I enjoy some anime but don't really care for merchandise, so Akihabara is probably interesting for a couple of hours at most, and visiting once every few years is enough for me. What's the point of going to something like a cringe-y maid cafe when you can literally get your dick sucked at a pink salon for probably the same price. Anyways, most of the prettier girls at Okubo Park come out later in the day after 5pm, and it's usually lower quality during the day.
It fascinates me that nip hookers show up at a park to solicit customers. I thought Japan was clean cut. That’s hot tho ig. One of you mentioned a street in Osaka? Name plz?
It's a more recent trend due to how COVID fucked up the sex industry for a bit, because it used to only be busted old foreigners that did this, but young Japanese girls have gotten involved in the streetwalking game (standing, rather), and パパ活 was always a thing too. In Osaka there is the American (love) Hotel area in Umeda, but the quality is usually lacking. In Namba there is the Kintetsu building, and the quality is also hit or miss but is known for some occasional rare gems, and that's where I found a pretty and cute 18-year-old JK3, and that took me a lot of work and luck.
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i swear in shibuya they had walkers who looked like regular girls (this all before covid), but almost impossible to read the vibe for a gaijin. Too risky
Is there anywhere foreigner friendly in Japan I can go to just cuddle with a girl for a few hours? Too intimidated to go to a soapland or anything. I am so touch starved I think about killing myself daily.
There was that "cuddle cafe" in akihabara but I'm sure its closed down by now. Regardless I don't know if theyre foreigner friendly and even if they do let you in you wont be able to chat with the girl unless she happens to know english, which she almost certainly wont, and thats most of the point. you could look up the phrase "mimikaki", which refers to putting your head in the girls lap while she cleans your ears like the anime trope, those cafes might also allow some cuddling too.
Go to one of those rent-a-girlfriend things instead of a soapland. Idk if they’re actually anything different than a regular escort service but I don’t see why they won’t be happy getting paid just to snuggle while watching a movie instead of the usual debauchery that comes with the job. I just don’t expect it to be any cheaper
Are any of those places foreigner friendly though? I know there was a foreigner friendly soapland but i heard it closed down? I suppose I could just go to a soapland for cuddles since I have money to burn.
I don't want to hijack the thread, but does anyone know any good youtube channels for learning some japenese basics for getting around? I work a construction job so i can just tune into something for hours while working.
I want to visit Japan, but have zero interest in anime/manga because I'm an adult and everyone I've met who's into that shit is an obnoxious overgrown manchild. I really want to hit up an onsen and do some hikes, so I imagine I'll have to get out of Tokyo.
>I want to visit Japan, but have zero interest in anime/manga
I never understood WHY anime/manga fans visit Japan for that very reason. It would be like visiting the US because you like Disney and Warner Bros. Or Belgium because you like Tintin, Lucky Luke, and the Smurfs.
Men can get in trouble if they're trying to make an example of you, but most of the time they just ask you to scatter. Getting caught for ミテコ is something else...
I think it's definitely worth visiting, but has been romanticized heavily by westerners. Seriously it has to be due to some childhood trauma or some shit.
Which parts of Japan are you interested in visiting? I've had the chance to explore Kyoto and Yokohama for vacation, and I absolutely adored those places.
Exactly. They're associated with a high level of attention to detail, artistic expression, and appreciation for harmonious and visually pleasing arrangements in various aspects of life,like architecture, fashion, and art. To crown it all, I love their ladies.
The level of these street girls doesn't even reach the levels you'd see at Tobita Shinchi where it's block after block of model- and idol-tier girls.
They appear more attractive than the girls from the West.
Absolutely. My next expedition is centered around that region. I'm researching if tap debit card functions at my intended destination. If it's compatible, I'll make sure to top it up. If not, I'll explore alternative payment options.
I'm definitely ready to play around.
They definitely are, i just can't get into the chinky eyes man, im sorry. I'll stick to my white women thanks
Seriously, come on now. Quit behaving like some loyal 15-year-old.
Not just appear attractive, the attitudes and dispositions are so much better. I'm American so our women are even worse than Europeans, but holy fuck it's so refreshing to talk to women who are bubbly, friendly, and actually embrace their femininity
They use condoms, but I don't know about frequency of testing. You don't take showers, and there are only a few shops that ask you to use mouthwash. If you want those things then you go to Matsushima, but the girls aren't as pretty.
>some cunt on a motorcycle at a busy intersection puts his bike into full throttle when the light turns green, ripping out at 200dB >makes sure to rev his engine a couple times too to maximize the sound before he gets too far out of earshot
I can't believe even Japan isn't free of these honorary morons.
>Automaticfag detected
If you've never driven a motorbike or anything with a manual transmission, you may not understand this, but the gunning of the engine isn't to create noise, it's to prevent stalling when you shift the bike into gear.
This is too dependent on whatever hotel you're staying at, but just take them to a love hotel.
How much do love hotels want per night/visit/whatever
Do you stay in the room until morning like a normal hotel? How do they keep the sheets clean with all the... you know. They must have to wash sheets constantly
Seriously how the fuck do you get a girlfriend in Japan? Everyone is either getting plowed by passport bro chads, or they're scared off by the thought of being associated with those hos. I'm a normal guy and I just want a normal (slightly nerdy) japanese GF.
I wouldn't recommend that. The first and last time I attempted that a drunk polish dude showed up who was actually a decent enough guy and a 30 year old woman 4chanack showed up who actively wanted to get knocked up. She was Canadian and was spouting crime statistics and quoting Jordan Peterson verbatim and wanted to save the white race with European sperm. I'm a bit of a chud but I had to deny her my seed. Keep sighsee and IRL separate
Polish dude was cool enough to get plastered with if I wanted to. The Woman was a living embodiment of the most retarded alt-right Youtube channels at the time. Over the course of the 2 hour bar meetup, she kept on showing me sargon of Akkad Youtube Videos and asking if i would make her pregnant. Also spouting pol memes. I asked her if i impregnated her if she would want me involved with the child or not and she essentially wanted me to be both present and not at all. Basically, put a baby in her and pay for it to save the White race. Thank god I just kipped a few beers in me and went home and had a good wank to her retarded overtness.
Nah man, you don't actually want a meme waifu. She may have been a holocaust denying, bill 16 raving in dire need of impregnation 14/88 waifu but that can only end in tragedy. Thank god I kept it in my pants
more freak/weeb you are, more you hate Japan. this is just the fact and there are plenty of videos on youtube where autistic dudes talk about how Japan disappointed them
What's a freak or weeb? I mean I'm a freak sex addict, and I have enough of an interest in Japan to have learned how to read and speak the language. I have high levels of interest in plenty of its culture (e.g., music, idols, fashion, JAV, TV, movies) that would make me a weeb/otaku for those respective hobbies/interests, and I love Japan even with all its flaws.
It's more like people with interests in things like anime but were too lazy to put in the time to learn Japanese or thought they'd magically stop being socially inept losers end up hating it.
Reported because you’re an actual retard
Bumped because you spoke the truth.
The retards who over-praise Japan and make it seem like some utopia of perfection are either loser-back-home weebs or Redditors who have never previously traveled outside of their own countries. No in-between.
Japan is a great place but it's not literal Eden.
Ur weird lol. Post ur 2 inch penis
>no arguments to back up and immediately resorted to name-calling
sasuga
You're doing good in your dogshit country? Wow, truly a winner.
It exists, its just not Japan. Its iceland
>Japan is a great place
this is what they're saying, not the other thing. you just want to shit on Japan
I was there in may and it was awesome. I wouldn’t say it was perfect but I enjoyed it a lot.
Japan is king of aesthetics
Exactly. They're associated with a high level of attention to detail, artistic expression, and appreciation for harmonious and visually pleasing arrangements in various aspects of life,like architecture, fashion, and art. To crown it all, I love their ladies.
This. And full of SOVL. Though to be honest, all their cities rook the same. It lacks regional variety like in Europe. In a single country, you can have so many kind of architecture and aesthetics.
naw it's pretty great
It's not Heaven on Earth but I went there with realistic expectations and loved it, I'm gonna learn Japanese ASAP and go back because the only thing that sucked was not being able to chat with the locals.
Correct
Only weebs who never go anywhere else think it's as good as they say it is.
It's a good destination, but there are many good destinations.
there's tonnes of things to explore and do in Japan. OP stayed in Akihabara and walked around Harajuku and called it a day.
Underrated for cooming as long as you're not poor and can speak Japanese.
I'm the one giving them money. why should I speak Japanese
I don't walk into a restaurant and start mouthing in Spanish as a paying customer
are you retard or something
Japan is appropriately rated.
>Babby's First Asian Country
>culture is different enough to be interesting
>not too different that it's wildly inoffensive to normies
>good transportation
>easy to get around major destinations with minimal knowledge of the local language
>low crime
>customer service is on point
>food can be new & interesting while still staying within typical western comfort zones
this, plus if you stick to Tokyo you hardly need to learn any Japanese at all.
Great to visit, shitty to live in or even stay longer term
How dare you.
>le autistic swede girl
Japan is one of those rare destinations where an attractive white girl can visit and larp about how hard and challenging life is walking around trying to find outfits to wear.
It's like the ultimate normie asian destination.
Japanese clothing sizes can be quite humbling sometimes. Apparently an American S or M can be a Japanese XL. At least, this is according to an ex-weeb white girl I know.
I noticed with attractive white girls, if they travel to places like Vietnam, India or China they walk around like they're going hiking and there's always some man with them, maybe it's their partner but what I witnessed from their behavior is it's some beta orbitor.
White girls feel free to walk around Japan and larp how tough it is. If it's an actual tough location they would try be as positive as can be with their male orbitor to stave off the rapes.
Logistics are slightly harder in those places than when going to Europe so they recruit a beta cuck to do the legwork
i always make a point of asking any bitch in the office with an active travel instagram account about who took those photos. it's great.
This is definitely a fat woman cope
I wear M is the US and M in Japan
I'm guessing you're a man, men's sizes definitely work differently. We go from S, M, L, XL, then 2XL and so on. We're not picky, so it ends up working out roughly the same worldwide. We're supposed to be the logical ones here.
Women's sizes are fucking stupid. In North America, I've seen sizes that go below S, such as XS and 2XS. If we assume that the Japanese system doesn't do that, and their S is the same as an American 2XS, then I can see where the disparity comes from. I don't think it's "fat woman cope," but rather "American woman cope," which is close enough.
Where can I creampie Japanese qts p4p. Some anon mentioned a street in Osaka but I forget the name
It’s really frustrating how this isn’t the priority subject matter
Many Japanese sex workers accept cum in pussy sex for extra, if you have a recent std test from a Japanese lab.
I have genital herpes one but it hasn’t been an issue since 2015 (as in no outbreaks). I’ll just test for hsv2 and hope they don’t notice
every non incel human being on earth has herpes, you're fine
pozz cope
i have a record over 100 bodies and still no genital herp, cold sore tho yes once ina blue moon.
you probably just don't have symptoms, which most people don't.
it's not something you get tested for.
i got blood tests for genital herp and other things too, no show. never fookd a prosty though. only young women mostly between 18 and 25, mostly cat ladies who have zero rizz and rarely talk to men.
I creamed two in Fukuoka (one world record hairy muff at a hostel after a night out, the other off tinder). I creamed a third in Tsuyama. She was a masseuse at a bathhouse, ~38 year old milf with big purple lips. I just talked to her about the mixed onsen in Maniwa and suggested we go, she laughed and we went out for a drink afterwards, and the rest is history. Still jerk off to the vids she sent me sometimes 6 years later.
Do you speak Japanese?
I can say konnichiwa, daijobu, arigatou, genki tbh ka and most importantly
C H O T T O M A T T E NE?
What's your secret then
Seems very difficult to get Jap trim if you don't speak their language, although I didn't really try last time I was there
There’s no secret. Clubs, tinder or random encounters are all fine. They need to speak sufficient English. You should be loose- very tipsy but not sloppy. She should be having a good time too. Gradually escalate physical contact. At the right time say you’re ready to go home if she wants to come. That’s it. Won’t always work the first time but you’ll probably have a fun night regardless, then you can always try again. Don’t have a chip on your shoulder and assume they want to fuck you and see just shy - but If it’s clear by date 2 or 3 they are using you for free drinks, ghost and move on. I’m assuming you have some disposable income you can spare but often they will pay anyway.
Thanks anon. You were out there doing this solo?
Yes mate
>~38 year old milf
kek I fuckin knew it
t. "mogging those grannies pretty hard" anon
I will NOT stop hairy Japanese bush posting
Nothing wrong with a little granny-banging.
t. actually fucked a granny (60 years old)
Easily one of the most interesting lays I've had.
How did you use tinder? I’m trying to use it here but it keeps rejecting my valid identification (passport).
Okubo Park in Tokyo and certain areas in Osaka (pic related). I ended up getting Clymydia and Gonorrhea from creampie-ing them, but they were treatable with antibiotics. Creampies are something you negotiate, so being able to speak Japanese to smoothly discuss all the options you want is important.
is it illegal to just like... walk up to one of the street corner girls and show a 10,000 yen bill? I assume she knows what it's for, but can she just like immediately call for the police if you do that?
I want to try (i'm desperate) but I heard the police/arrest system is extremely harsh on foreigners.
Dude why the fuck would you think this is the approach? Dont do this, in fact give up or go to a soapland plz.
>literally just a girl standing there look at her phone
Do coomers have some kind of magic 6th sense that lets them figure out a regular woman from someone who'll do the fucky for money? The only thing about her that is remotely sus is she is by herself, but that could be because of a million other reasons. Not even the outfit is that bad, Jap girls in general have a better fashion sense than Westerners.
There are certain locations that are known for this. That girl is definitely a bit harder to tell compared to the rest in that area, but she was indeed selling herself. The left and right side of that building are more obvious, while the front is riskier because normal girls meet up with friends and dates there often. Girls like her usually take some time for people to approach if they've never seen her stand there before to know she's a "regular" there. The area in Tokyo is very obvious (nutted in the girl at 2:02 here several times): https://youtu.be/XC2IA4GagQ4
So whats the process? You walk up to one say something or flash money and she'll follow you back to the hotel or something? I need your help sensei.
You walk up, ask if she's free and available to play. You ask what the price is and negotiate the options you want and if they're available (raw sex, creampies). If both parties come to an agreement, you head off together and find a nearby love hotel and have fun.
>implying that anon even speaks any percentage of japanese and wouldn't spill spaghetti like a retard the moment he approaches them
kek.
He asked and I answered, but that's probably likely.
So I would saying basically "こんばんは 何してるの?中出しはいいですか" Or should I try to learn Japanese properly?
Anon, the perfect approach lines have already been posted in /jpg treads:
>おや おや、お嬢さん
>かわいいな
>ホテルでも行こう
Guaranteed lay every time.
you forgot the boku no jonathon
>何してるの
This might be better if you're not sure if she's really a 立ちんぼ, but most of the time I just ask how much right to get to the point.
>こんばんわ
>いくら?
>生はどう?外 (outside)?中 (inside)?
>OK. 行こう。
It's honestly not that difficult, but you might need more than that if you want to negotiate options, and I imagine people that don't know any Japanese won't be able to understand what's being said back, especially if they use unfamiliar terms. Be prepared to prices to be talked about in decimal system, so 25,000 yen = 2.5 = にてんご. Girls that go for 1.5 are usually referred to as イチゴ (strawberries). Condoms are referred to as ゴム rather than コンドーム, so ゴムあり means means with condoms while ゴムなし means without.
Even speaking and understanding Japanese, I was taken aback because I wasn't expecting her
to ask me about STDs and use the word 性病, and it took me a second to actually register what she said and respond. I imagine vocabulary like that coming up will trip up most folks that try to interact using some basic script.
Let's say I get a freelancer from the street. Is there going to be any trouble bringing her to the hotel? Like the staff turning her away?
This is too dependent on whatever hotel you're staying at, but just take them to a love hotel.
try pic related
Not even a coomer and I can easily tell, maybe you haven't been to Japan before but no girl is gonna wear a skirt that short and stand around like that unless she's a tout for some maid cafe or she's offering something sexual. Normal girls dress very conservative over there, some don't but usually those girls are out and about doing something or are with their boyfriends.
>but no girl is gonna wear a skirt that short and stand around like that unless she's a tout for some maid cafe or she's offering something sexual.
Are the air jordan/platform shoes part of the Japanese streetwalker outfit too?
How do you think they afford them?
Some are addicted to hosts and make money to pay for their habit. Some are looking to make money for school or just buy things they want. A lot of these kinds of girls are cutters based on scarring, so they probably have a bit of stuff going on.
>How do you think they afford them?
christ, they look stupid too.
Nah, the zoomers fits and style make it hotter for us old men.
Dude if nip hookers look like that I’m gonna have to to just to bang one, one time. That is a very kino looking hookie
The level of these street girls doesn't even reach the levels you'd see at Tobita Shinchi where it's block after block of model- and idol-tier girls.
Thanks for the info nipper
post more, what do the girls typically wear to signal they're looking for clients
also you seem to have lots of experience with this, do you ever have conversations with them about their backgrounds, how did they end up on the street, is it out of desperation or do they enjoy dicks lol
No disrespect, but I’m assuming this is primarily white board. If you’re European, you don’t need to pay. Any paid session pales in comparison to something organic. Again, no issue with curries etc wanting p4p info. But for the Anglosphere, unless your goal is simply to truthfully say “yeah I fucked a Japanese girl”, you should be trying to do things naturally - regardless of how autistic you think you are.
You need to understand women. I don’t want to write an essay, but remember they want fun— but with no possible blowback for their future husband. This means no Japanese speakers who will return, and no film. If you are a random white guy, that she feels confident is in Japan one time and one time only, who she feels assured she will never have to tell her future husband about, take advantage of it already !! Yeah
Maybe I am just that autistic/ugly but no girls here have even hinted at being interested, I've seen like 5 wmaf couples here in 2 weeks. Do I just have to go to bars and start speaking to them in English hoping they understand?
Yeah I'm in the same boat, I've been in Japan for 2 weeks, have to leave back home to the US this weekend and I haven't even gotten a look. I'm not some chiseled Adonis, but I'm also pretty thin and as white as you can be but every single japanese girl is either looking down, on their phone, or just straight up avoids eye contact. How the fuck am I supposed to start anything if they won't even look at me?
i've been here the same amount of time, but I am tall and kinda fat. japanese girls give me looks of shock and awe (not all, but the few I notice, I don't really know how to interpret the looks tbqh). I also get a lot of preening tells but I'm not sure if this is just because Japanese girls are vain and constantly playing with their hair. I wish I knew japanese, i'm turning into a yellow fever weeb.
What is 'awe inducing' height in Japan anon?
190cm
Assuming you are spending all your time in Tokyo, Kyoto or somewhere equally mainstream. Get. Out. And get tinder
You're thinking of Tobita Shinchi and they almost always require covers. I've gotten lucky in Matsushima Shinchi but I think that was because the girl thought I was virgin or something
If the girl thinks you're green or a virgin they'll have raw sex with you. Happened to me at Tobita Shinchi.
yeah probably, its probably not heaven on earth as some seem to think it is. but it still seems nice
>overated
It is literally 11 pm Monday and there are plenty of people walking around feeling safe and all
What more do you want?
Japan is insanely underrated. It beats literally everywhere else I've gone in all 40 of my years.
- last safe place on earth from people
- good local food is cheap.
- Rent is insanely cheap nearly free.
- Housing is cheap.
- travel passes cheaper than the locals get.
- great internet literally everywhere.
- inter country flights 80$
- beautiful terrain, endless things to do.
- like modern shit?
Tokyo and the like
- hiking? Literally everything
- skiing? No problem
- hate the cold? Go to okinawa or saiga city.
I'm getting a CoE and moving within 2 years.
Fuck Canada's shit. I'm leaving before shtf
You'll end up like most of the other expats who became enamored with Japan and moved there solely because they experienced it as a tourist - you'll either become jaded and bitter or give up and move back within 3, 4 years.
Though given that you come from the hellhole that's Canada it might actually motivate you to stay for longer.
I've been working for a japanese company for years anon.
They legitimately have a better country than 99% of the places on earth.
Only Finland and Iceland are more/as based.
New Zealand and a few places in aus are also really based (and they speak english) but they're falling for the globohomo cuck right now.
If you speak Japanese at n4, it is truly the last hope of civilization before wild inflation and the collapse of the north American dominated financial system, which should happen in about 5 years.
Japan is the right size and population density to have near perfect modern infrastructure. It's no wonder it's so hard to immigrate.
Rare oos train photo as social proof
>it is truly the last hope of civilization before wild inflation and the collapse of the north American dominated financial system, which should happen in about 5 years.
i remember people telling me this back in 2007. gold bug doomers have been around forever.
>Brics isn't real bro
>Saudis will totally continue to be bullied into accepting our paper for oil after our military got its ass kicked by a bunch of goatherders
>Constant hyperinflation in housing and basic goods is totally normal bro.
>it will collapse in two weeks bro
>trust me bro
nothing will happen you fucking retard, the collapse has been "impending" for at least 60 years already
fucking hell I'm jealous. Young pro out of the US trying to get a job there but it seems like there's stiff competition. A lot of these Todai grads put English in their resumes and nobody want to hire a gaijin with no business Japanese ability.
Honestly I might just go to school there just to force my way in. The West is just pure cancer at this point
I hate Japan, but only because I didn't have sex with a Japanese woman while I was in the country.
i did yesterday, she was very beautiful and her vageen was so tight it sucked like a plunger. overall it was an average experience.
Having sex is unironically the most difficult thing a man can attempt. The work it takes to self improve to the point where you can have sex is unreal. It is the pinnacle of human achievement.
I know it's fucked up but that's how I feel too. It's like I have to be attractive, rich, youthful, fashionable, and charming all at once. Any mistake in any area will instantly cock-block me. Being an "exotic foreigner" maybe helps a bit but also hurts with the language/culture barrier. Hell even paying for it here is semi difficult.
anyone have experience with visiting smaller doujinshi market events (not comiket) as a foreigner? was it difficult to get in?
from what I've heard on /a/ they don't care as long as you have money and not like rude and shit
does your country has gorillion kitkat flavors? didnt think so
https://kitkatjapan.com
Do any of the kabukicho girls take non-Japanese speaking gaijins? I’m east asian, clean looking, and fit if that matters.
I've seen some girls willing to use translation apps, but the pretty ones tend to not be as patient. As long as you have money and aren't the kind of gaijin they are worried about, you're generally okay.
not that guy but I'm also an East Asian foreigner, don't speak a word of Japanese and I'm tall and pale, but I'm fat like a amateur sumo wrestler.
What's the most polite way to ask a prostitute if she has stds?
This one asked me if I had any because I was a foreigner. There was something about her that made me nut so fast inside her:
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Why are they out during the day wtf.
I walked around Akihabara at like 11pm and there was nobody out, just the typical maids. Speaking of which I fucking HATE Akihabara. Nothing but a cocktease with maids lined up at every street corner but you know its just bait and they will never perform anything for you and they got their pimps watching them at all times.
Fuck Akihabara.
Akihabara is for lame weeb tourists and sucks. I enjoy some anime but don't really care for merchandise, so Akihabara is probably interesting for a couple of hours at most, and visiting once every few years is enough for me. What's the point of going to something like a cringe-y maid cafe when you can literally get your dick sucked at a pink salon for probably the same price. Anyways, most of the prettier girls at Okubo Park come out later in the day after 5pm, and it's usually lower quality during the day.
It fascinates me that nip hookers show up at a park to solicit customers. I thought Japan was clean cut. That’s hot tho ig. One of you mentioned a street in Osaka? Name plz?
It's a more recent trend due to how COVID fucked up the sex industry for a bit, because it used to only be busted old foreigners that did this, but young Japanese girls have gotten involved in the streetwalking game (standing, rather), and パパ活 was always a thing too. In Osaka there is the American (love) Hotel area in Umeda, but the quality is usually lacking. In Namba there is the Kintetsu building, and the quality is also hit or miss but is known for some occasional rare gems, and that's where I found a pretty and cute 18-year-old JK3, and that took me a lot of work and luck.
i swear in shibuya they had walkers who looked like regular girls (this all before covid), but almost impossible to read the vibe for a gaijin. Too risky
>ITT Incel thread
That's ok, keeps them out of China.
Is there anywhere foreigner friendly in Japan I can go to just cuddle with a girl for a few hours? Too intimidated to go to a soapland or anything. I am so touch starved I think about killing myself daily.
There was that "cuddle cafe" in akihabara but I'm sure its closed down by now. Regardless I don't know if theyre foreigner friendly and even if they do let you in you wont be able to chat with the girl unless she happens to know english, which she almost certainly wont, and thats most of the point. you could look up the phrase "mimikaki", which refers to putting your head in the girls lap while she cleans your ears like the anime trope, those cafes might also allow some cuddling too.
Go to one of those rent-a-girlfriend things instead of a soapland. Idk if they’re actually anything different than a regular escort service but I don’t see why they won’t be happy getting paid just to snuggle while watching a movie instead of the usual debauchery that comes with the job. I just don’t expect it to be any cheaper
Are any of those places foreigner friendly though? I know there was a foreigner friendly soapland but i heard it closed down? I suppose I could just go to a soapland for cuddles since I have money to burn.
I don't want to hijack the thread, but does anyone know any good youtube channels for learning some japenese basics for getting around? I work a construction job so i can just tune into something for hours while working.
I want to visit Japan, but have zero interest in anime/manga because I'm an adult and everyone I've met who's into that shit is an obnoxious overgrown manchild. I really want to hit up an onsen and do some hikes, so I imagine I'll have to get out of Tokyo.
Any non-weebs have recommendations?
>I want to visit Japan, but have zero interest in anime/manga
I never understood WHY anime/manga fans visit Japan for that very reason. It would be like visiting the US because you like Disney and Warner Bros. Or Belgium because you like Tintin, Lucky Luke, and the Smurfs.
brazilians visit USA solely because of disney and hollywood, quite regularly. it is their stupid dream. also, costco. look it up to find out why.
>also, costco. look it up to find out why.
i looked it up and all i could find is tourism deals to brazil through costco
nah its because they think its the promise land of cheap items in costco. Cheap hotdogs, cheap icecream, and the rest.
is it true that although tachinbo is illegal, only the girls get in trouble if the police get involved? (unless the girl is underage)
Men can get in trouble if they're trying to make an example of you, but most of the time they just ask you to scatter. Getting caught for ミテコ is something else...
Winnie the Pooh is overrated
WEST TAIWAN
Fun to visit, horrible to work/live in.
I think it's definitely worth visiting, but has been romanticized heavily by westerners. Seriously it has to be due to some childhood trauma or some shit.
Which parts of Japan are you interested in visiting? I've had the chance to explore Kyoto and Yokohama for vacation, and I absolutely adored those places.
They appear more attractive than the girls from the West.
It's easier when you're not overweight and put effort into appearances.
They definitely are, i just can't get into the chinky eyes man, im sorry. I'll stick to my white women thanks
very gay post
You can have em man, enjoy
Absolutely. My next expedition is centered around that region. I'm researching if tap debit card functions at my intended destination. If it's compatible, I'll make sure to top it up. If not, I'll explore alternative payment options.
I'm definitely ready to play around.
Seriously, come on now. Quit behaving like some loyal 15-year-old.
Not just appear attractive, the attitudes and dispositions are so much better. I'm American so our women are even worse than Europeans, but holy fuck it's so refreshing to talk to women who are bubbly, friendly, and actually embrace their femininity
How much pussy can you get as a not rich 6’1 decently handsome white man in Tokyo ?
how much do you get in your own country
It's not overrated but I think sheltered people make it out to be more than it is
Is it as safe in tobita shinichi compared to tokyo soaplands? Soaps test the girls regularly, then you have bath and mouthwash.
They use condoms, but I don't know about frequency of testing. You don't take showers, and there are only a few shops that ask you to use mouthwash. If you want those things then you go to Matsushima, but the girls aren't as pretty.
>some cunt on a motorcycle at a busy intersection puts his bike into full throttle when the light turns green, ripping out at 200dB
>makes sure to rev his engine a couple times too to maximize the sound before he gets too far out of earshot
I can't believe even Japan isn't free of these honorary morons.
>Automaticfag detected
If you've never driven a motorbike or anything with a manual transmission, you may not understand this, but the gunning of the engine isn't to create noise, it's to prevent stalling when you shift the bike into gear.
How much do love hotels want per night/visit/whatever
Do you stay in the room until morning like a normal hotel? How do they keep the sheets clean with all the... you know. They must have to wash sheets constantly
Seriously how the fuck do you get a girlfriend in Japan? Everyone is either getting plowed by passport bro chads, or they're scared off by the thought of being associated with those hos. I'm a normal guy and I just want a normal (slightly nerdy) japanese GF.
Just get one of those t-shirts that say
>彼女募集中
Should I come back to Japan this Christmas when the last time I visited was in December 2019?
Anyone in Osaka want to meet up? I want to get drink with sighseeners at an Izakaya then go to a maid bar.
I wouldn't recommend that. The first and last time I attempted that a drunk polish dude showed up who was actually a decent enough guy and a 30 year old woman 4chanack showed up who actively wanted to get knocked up. She was Canadian and was spouting crime statistics and quoting Jordan Peterson verbatim and wanted to save the white race with European sperm. I'm a bit of a chud but I had to deny her my seed. Keep sighsee and IRL separate
So you meet a cool guy and a crazy hot chick? What's the problem?
Also it's funny you meet an actual polish person and a 4chantard at the same time
Polish dude was cool enough to get plastered with if I wanted to. The Woman was a living embodiment of the most retarded alt-right Youtube channels at the time. Over the course of the 2 hour bar meetup, she kept on showing me sargon of Akkad Youtube Videos and asking if i would make her pregnant. Also spouting pol memes. I asked her if i impregnated her if she would want me involved with the child or not and she essentially wanted me to be both present and not at all. Basically, put a baby in her and pay for it to save the White race. Thank god I just kipped a few beers in me and went home and had a good wank to her retarded overtness.
Who is this wife material? Only need a time machine to get her at 20 when she actually has some good eggs.
Nah man, you don't actually want a meme waifu. She may have been a holocaust denying, bill 16 raving in dire need of impregnation 14/88 waifu but that can only end in tragedy. Thank god I kept it in my pants
more freak/weeb you are, more you hate Japan. this is just the fact and there are plenty of videos on youtube where autistic dudes talk about how Japan disappointed them
What's a freak or weeb? I mean I'm a freak sex addict, and I have enough of an interest in Japan to have learned how to read and speak the language. I have high levels of interest in plenty of its culture (e.g., music, idols, fashion, JAV, TV, movies) that would make me a weeb/otaku for those respective hobbies/interests, and I love Japan even with all its flaws.
It's more like people with interests in things like anime but were too lazy to put in the time to learn Japanese or thought they'd magically stop being socially inept losers end up hating it.