Japanese friends want me to go to the philippines with them (I can speak Japanese) even though I want to go to Japan again (for 3 weeks).

Japanese friends want me to go to the philippines with them (I can speak Japanese) even though I want to go to Japan again (for 3 weeks). Basically they want to coom and go to random islands and beaches. But I'm not interested in that because my country also has natural beauty and I'm not interested in random flings with girls because I am religious. They have been hyping this up for almost a year now and I want to respectfully decline. I only get 3 weeks off a year and I really value that time. Also it's insanely expensive for me to go compared to them because I'm on the other side of the planet while they are just right next door

I know if I do this I will have lost 2 friends. What do

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like shitty “friends” if they’re ready to ruin an entire relationship over a three week vacation in the worst SEA country

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they were actual friends you'd just send them this exact list of concerns and they'd understand.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk them about rabies

    Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
    Let me paint you a picture.
    You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
    Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
    Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
    You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
    The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
    It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
    At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
    (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
    There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
    So what does that look like?
    Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
    Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
    As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
    You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fricking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
    You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
    You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.
    You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.
    Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.
    Then you die. Always, you die.
    And there's not one... fricking... thing... anyone can do for you.
    Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fricking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.
    So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fricking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just split the time, go to japan for like a week, phillipines for another week. Visit them before the trip then you still get time together.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread makes me angry because
    >I have no friends, let alone friends from other countries
    >im not religious, have no strong convictions in life, and my life has no meaning
    >im so desperate to coom that i will quit my job and face future uncertainty just so I can get more than 2 weeks of cooming
    >when I do travel, I don’t make any effort to find a job, I just burn through a predetermined amount of savings I’ve set aside
    >my life in America is so miserable that it’s honestly necessary for me to do the aforementioned because on the weekends I sit in my room and do nothing and that REALLY starts to affect my mental health

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *shakes hand vigorously with resolute gaze* do what you have to anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://web.archive.org/web/20160308053931/https://delicioustacos.com/2015/02/23/philippines-vacation/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a real one for sharing that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They call Koreans 3 3 3’s. 3000 pesos, 3 minutes, 3 inch dick. Metric system for everything but wiener size.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am religious.
    F

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not going on a prostitute binge with your bros

    homie u gay

    But honestly if you aren't comfortable with it then be honest and tell them you appreciate the offer but you'd rather spend your vacation doing something else. Personally, I think it sounds like it could be a lot of fun but prostitutebinging isn't really for everyone

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I know if I do this I will have lost 2 friends
    yes
    > What do
    Why are they your friends in the first place anyway?
    >Also it's insanely expensive for me to go compared to them
    Would be the same to go to Japan then.
    >I want to go to Japan again (for 3 weeks).
    They live there, ofc they don't want to stay there.
    >Basically they want to coom and go to random islands and beaches. But I'm not interested in that because my country also has natural beauty
    Are you from Hawaii? It's still a different beauty then.
    >I only get 3 weeks off a year and I really value that time.
    Well, would it be fun alone or vs having fun with friends in a place you don't hate?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE THEY PAYING FOR THE TRIP - ACCOMMODATION, FLIGHTS, FOOD &BEVERAGES?

    IF NOT THEN TELL THEM TO FRICK OFF.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I literally tell my friends I'd pay for their trip, they respectfully decline, and still I have no hard feelings. If your friends get pissed because you said no, they're shit friends.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question is which islands though?
    Bohol is quite nice
    Boracay for me is overrated
    Palawan and Siargao never been but only heard good things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually loves subic but I went diving there and not to coom.

      Which brings up another question, hookers in Japan are just as good if not better why would japs go to PI for that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricked a pretty smoking hooker there named Barbie. Whew she was hot

        Anyways,
        >if American hookers are just as good why not stay in America

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I guess I'm just biased against PI.

          The frick is there to do in the Philippines?

          Great diving, beaches, food and hookers.
          I just want to support PI because of how corrupt it is.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is there to do in the Philippines?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hang out on the beach and eat delicious seafood.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go out with them for 5-7 days, then go off on your own to Japan for two weeks. You'll have fulfilled your social obligation and probably have a good time with them, and get to see Japan too.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both Japan and the Philippines are overrated, oversaturated trash. Might as well just go to New York City and call yourself a world traveler at this point.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should stay in japan and coom there so the fricking birth rate doesn’t go extinct and japan isnt overran by porch monkies like in America

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