Jollibee Thread

Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee food. It is time we discuss Jollibee.

What is your opinion? What is your favorite Jollibee meal?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yall got Lotteria there? Anything good to get? The burger tasted like nothing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how well do you think Skyline chili would do in SEA? I guess the cheese would be kind of expensive.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that spaghetti with ketchup?

  4. 1 month ago
    Malaysiabro

    This franchise is a cesspool of Pinoypride that lauds over everyones ear . " YAHOOOO PINOY PRIDE " .

    Even today , pinoys show off an article of some american ranking saying " its the best fried chicken in the US"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And yet incel losers still fly 30 hours to get there to fuck men in wigs and get the half digested Jollibee leftovers all over their tiny cocks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it is admirable when someone chases their dreams

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing quite like taking a young Filipina to Jollibee and grandly telling her that she can have anything she wants from the menu.

    "Yes! Even two orders of sp'ghetti, my dear. You are worth every peso, and tonight is a special night for both of us."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing quite like taking a young Filipina to Jollibee and grandly telling her that she can have anything she wants from the menu.
      lmao. I am picturing you like the fat American SEAmaxxing YouTuber Tim K who makes videos of him taking his province wife to stay at average chain hotels in Manila and acting like he just showed her some luxurious heaven and her not caring at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Had it once, genuinely no meme shit here, some of the worst food I’ve ever had in my entire life.

        There’s a thing thirdies do when they finally get one relatively popular brand and they don’t stop talking about it because they have nothing else going for them. Indians will do this especially with Tata, for example. Despite the fact that nobody else cares or knows what it is.

        That guy is a prime example of how Americans are seen by the rest of the world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tata
          Literally what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me, but
      >she wants to buy food for her whole family too, including but not limited to: an 8pc bucket of Chickenjoy (half Hispanicy), a family pan of Jolly Spaghetti, Yumburgers, fries and Halo-Halo

      Still feels bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When you deal with flip women, you deal with all of their parasitic family. I watched it happen to people I knew in the Navy. They married a Filipina who immediately gained 200 lbs and insisted half of HIS paycheck go to the family back in PI. He put his foot down and she tried to claim abuse. Many such cases, very sad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But she's my gf and it kind of shows she's a good family oriented person if she can't eat when she knows her family is hungry.

          The actual problem I see is that literally nobody in her family has a job.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao check out this loser
            >oh no she cant eat when here poorfag, lazy ass senpai starts begging u again
            Lolo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't like this food, but I will tolerate it in order to get my tip in. Jollibee date is the simplest and quickest guaranteed way to fuck a Filipina.
        Just don't fall for the
        trick
        if you are a really nice guy and she seems poor off you can promise to buy her family some food after she has been fucked and creampied

        When you deal with flip women, you deal with all of their parasitic family. I watched it happen to people I knew in the Navy. They married a Filipina who immediately gained 200 lbs and insisted half of HIS paycheck go to the family back in PI. He put his foot down and she tried to claim abuse. Many such cases, very sad

        also this, the filipino (SEA in general) family unit comes along with the women
        never marry them, never give them money for their family, not once, or it is all over forever since they see the faucet can be turned on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Yes! Even two orders of sp'ghetti, my dear. You are worth every peso, and tonight is a special night for both of us."

      Still more romantic than anything a flip male has done for her.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, seriously, why the fuck would anyone order regular ol' spaghetti with ketchup? They don't seriously serve it like that, do they?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IDK but I went to potluck once and a filipino family brought "filipino spaghetti" which was sweet yet had sausages and cheese in it. It was... different.

      I also had filipino food at some street fair once, pork adobo with pancit, and it wasn't that good and it made me violently ill.

      Lumpia are the only saving grace of this country's food.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee food.
    No, they aren't. There is one of these in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey; I was just there today.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      We have 2 here in Virginia and one in Maryland

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think we have one here in Frisco Texas. Probably going to go this weekend or next for the first time kek. Always memed this place after watching Anthony Bourdain eat that ketchup sphagetti.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit. The little seasame ball with sugar and bean paste is decent. Mang Inasal is much better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up. Don't let foreigners ruin our actual authentic fastfoods.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fast food
    >on top of it disgusting fast food
    So just like flip women, no wonder you gays like it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically JB is better outside the Philippines. It sucks and is total shit inside the PH.

    I honestly don't get JFC, they must know how shit it is in the PH, guess the suppyl chain and lack of frozen logistics in PH really makes it shit.

    But yah, I picked up pinays at the TUKWILLA JB and PINELLAS PARK JB easy. I just chill and just go wow this is so good and we lock eyes and chat, then the family talsk to me.

    But I'm also handsome, so won't work for you sighseefags, atleast I'm a sighseefag.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been to one in Edinburgh. Chicken burger was ok but not “Hispanicy” like it promised. Went back and got pieces/chips/gravy and the MSG taste was crazy. Not saying le bad chemicals xd but had a huge Chinese takeaway aftertaste to everything

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol wtf is wrong with you. Why would you chill there and use it to approach filipinas? Why would you simp for their fast food? Why would you go eat there regularly in America? This has made me grateful for being better than you and paying whores instead, at leaat I have my dignity. Is that really what you have to do in the Phillippines?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had some weird dreams just now during my morning nap and I've never been to the Phillippines. It was about a fictional friend having relationship trouble there. The family was secluding him and called him evil weak person lol. They made a traditional meal with a sugary sauce that was prepared for days and they all had to spit in it for good luck, but they didn't let him spit in it since he was an evil weak white person kek but still demanded he ate it. I also was imparted all kinds of relationship advice in my mystical dream, like say your mother just died when they ask you to meet their family, since that would be an acceptable excuse on.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lmao this lil bro still tryin to get some whiteboy to fuck him instead of a call girl
    so fucking thirsty rofl

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, I actually do not like Banana Catsup. I liked it when I was a kid but its too sweet for me now

  16. 1 month ago
    All fields

    >Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee

    Doubt. People only go to PH to coom or MAYBE see some waterfalls. Nobody is seeking out PH food and if they are they are mentally ill and actually there to coom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate coomers so bad. It’s like the only thing you can think about
      I wish syphilis was was still incurable

      • 1 month ago
        All fields

        Thats fine...but please prove that I was wrong about PH?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You’re a coombrain so naturally you’re unable to see beyond the stenching pussy of the village goblins that you nut in. I’m not gonna waste my time on trying to explain what else there is because in the end you’ll just sperg out and deny it like the moron you are.

          https://i.imgur.com/612pwTX.jpg

          I coom as I walked into the SM supermall
          I cooooooooom as I saw the Jollibee guard
          I go to the hooker spots in Makati greenbelt and dont pay because I coomed already
          PUA Forum told me girls there are super easy (they forgot to tell me that I need to pay)
          Oh shit, her gay cousin needs a 2nd house because their old house is near the airport and it's too loudy!
          I am a sexual prowess and white women can't handle me!
          All the girls in Angeles know me by name, I am a sexual God!

          I coooooooooooooommmingggggg over the pinay girls.

          They try to impress with me their adobo and magi sarap.
          I coom!
          They try to show off their chickenjoy, I get my joy off.
          They show me their hashbrowns and bff fries, coooom.
          Hold hands at SM, COOM.
          Everyday is my first day in PH.
          COOMERS MOTTO

          you’re trying too hard, this was painful to read

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I coooooooooooooommmingggggg over the pinay girls.

        They try to impress with me their adobo and magi sarap.
        I coom!
        They try to show off their chickenjoy, I get my joy off.
        They show me their hashbrowns and bff fries, coooom.
        Hold hands at SM, COOM.
        Everyday is my first day in PH.
        COOMERS MOTTO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I coom as I walked into the SM supermall
          I cooooooooom as I saw the Jollibee guard
          I go to the hooker spots in Makati greenbelt and dont pay because I coomed already
          PUA Forum told me girls there are super easy (they forgot to tell me that I need to pay)
          Oh shit, her gay cousin needs a 2nd house because their old house is near the airport and it's too loudy!
          I am a sexual prowess and white women can't handle me!
          All the girls in Angeles know me by name, I am a sexual God!

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