Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee food. It is time we discuss Jollibee.
What is your opinion? What is your favorite Jollibee meal?
Jollibee Thread
Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee food. It is time we discuss Jollibee.
What is your opinion? What is your favorite Jollibee meal?
yall got Lotteria there? Anything good to get? The burger tasted like nothing.
how well do you think Skyline chili would do in SEA? I guess the cheese would be kind of expensive.
Is that spaghetti with ketchup?
This franchise is a cesspool of Pinoypride that lauds over everyones ear . " YAHOOOO PINOY PRIDE " .
Even today , pinoys show off an article of some american ranking saying " its the best fried chicken in the US"
And yet incel losers still fly 30 hours to get there to fuck men in wigs and get the half digested Jollibee leftovers all over their tiny cocks
it is admirable when someone chases their dreams
Nothing quite like taking a young Filipina to Jollibee and grandly telling her that she can have anything she wants from the menu.
"Yes! Even two orders of sp'ghetti, my dear. You are worth every peso, and tonight is a special night for both of us."
>Nothing quite like taking a young Filipina to Jollibee and grandly telling her that she can have anything she wants from the menu.
lmao. I am picturing you like the fat American SEAmaxxing YouTuber Tim K who makes videos of him taking his province wife to stay at average chain hotels in Manila and acting like he just showed her some luxurious heaven and her not caring at all.
Had it once, genuinely no meme shit here, some of the worst food I’ve ever had in my entire life.
There’s a thing thirdies do when they finally get one relatively popular brand and they don’t stop talking about it because they have nothing else going for them. Indians will do this especially with Tata, for example. Despite the fact that nobody else cares or knows what it is.
That guy is a prime example of how Americans are seen by the rest of the world
>Tata
Literally what?
This happened to me, but
>she wants to buy food for her whole family too, including but not limited to: an 8pc bucket of Chickenjoy (half Hispanicy), a family pan of Jolly Spaghetti, Yumburgers, fries and Halo-Halo
Still feels bad
When you deal with flip women, you deal with all of their parasitic family. I watched it happen to people I knew in the Navy. They married a Filipina who immediately gained 200 lbs and insisted half of HIS paycheck go to the family back in PI. He put his foot down and she tried to claim abuse. Many such cases, very sad
But she's my gf and it kind of shows she's a good family oriented person if she can't eat when she knows her family is hungry.
The actual problem I see is that literally nobody in her family has a job.
Lmao check out this loser
>oh no she cant eat when here poorfag, lazy ass senpai starts begging u again
Lolo
I really don't like this food, but I will tolerate it in order to get my tip in. Jollibee date is the simplest and quickest guaranteed way to fuck a Filipina.
Just don't fall for the
trick
if you are a really nice guy and she seems poor off you can promise to buy her family some food after she has been fucked and creampied
also this, the filipino (SEA in general) family unit comes along with the women
never marry them, never give them money for their family, not once, or it is all over forever since they see the faucet can be turned on
>"Yes! Even two orders of sp'ghetti, my dear. You are worth every peso, and tonight is a special night for both of us."
Still more romantic than anything a flip male has done for her.
I mean, seriously, why the fuck would anyone order regular ol' spaghetti with ketchup? They don't seriously serve it like that, do they?
IDK but I went to potluck once and a filipino family brought "filipino spaghetti" which was sweet yet had sausages and cheese in it. It was... different.
I also had filipino food at some street fair once, pork adobo with pancit, and it wasn't that good and it made me violently ill.
Lumpia are the only saving grace of this country's food.
>Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee food.
No, they aren't. There is one of these in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey; I was just there today.
This
We have 2 here in Virginia and one in Maryland
I think we have one here in Frisco Texas. Probably going to go this weekend or next for the first time kek. Always memed this place after watching Anthony Bourdain eat that ketchup sphagetti.
Shit. The little seasame ball with sugar and bean paste is decent. Mang Inasal is much better.
Shut up. Don't let foreigners ruin our actual authentic fastfoods.
>fast food
>on top of it disgusting fast food
So just like flip women, no wonder you homosexuals like it.
Ironically JB is better outside the Philippines. It sucks and is total shit inside the PH.
I honestly don't get JFC, they must know how shit it is in the PH, guess the suppyl chain and lack of frozen logistics in PH really makes it shit.
But yah, I picked up pinays at the TUKWILLA JB and PINELLAS PARK JB easy. I just chill and just go wow this is so good and we lock eyes and chat, then the family talsk to me.
But I'm also handsome, so won't work for you SighSeefags, atleast I'm a SighSeefag.
Been to one in Edinburgh. Chicken burger was ok but not “Hispanicy” like it promised. Went back and got pieces/chips/gravy and the MSG taste was crazy. Not saying le bad chemicals xd but had a huge Chinese takeaway aftertaste to everything
Lol wtf is wrong with you. Why would you chill there and use it to approach filipinas? Why would you simp for their fast food? Why would you go eat there regularly in America? This has made me grateful for being better than you and paying whores instead, at leaat I have my dignity. Is that really what you have to do in the Phillippines?
I actually had some weird dreams just now during my morning nap and I've never been to the Phillippines. It was about a fictional friend having relationship trouble there. The family was secluding him and called him evil weak person lol. They made a traditional meal with a sugary sauce that was prepared for days and they all had to spit in it for good luck, but they didn't let him spit in it since he was an evil weak white person kek but still demanded he ate it. I also was imparted all kinds of relationship advice in my mystical dream, like say your mother just died when they ask you to meet their family, since that would be an acceptable excuse on.
lmao this lil nigga still tryin to get some whiteboy to fuck him instead of a call girl
so fucking thirsty rofl
No, I actually do not like Banana Catsup. I liked it when I was a kid but its too sweet for me now
>Millions of tourists are coming to the Philippines for the sole purpose of eating authentic Jollibee
Doubt. People only go to PH to coom or MAYBE see some waterfalls. Nobody is seeking out PH food and if they are they are mentally ill and actually there to coom.
God I hate coomers so bad. It’s like the only thing you can think about
I wish syphilis was was still incurable
Thats fine...but please prove that I was wrong about PH?
You’re a coombrain so naturally you’re unable to see beyond the stenching pussy of the village goblins that you nut in. I’m not gonna waste my time on trying to explain what else there is because in the end you’ll just sperg out and deny it like the little bitch you are.
you’re trying too hard, this was painful to read
I coooooooooooooommmingggggg over the pinay girls.
They try to impress with me their adobo and magi sarap.
I coom!
They try to show off their chickenjoy, I get my joy off.
They show me their hashbrowns and bff fries, coooom.
Hold hands at SM, COOM.
Everyday is my first day in PH.
COOMERS MOTTO
I coom as I walked into the SM supermall
I cooooooooom as I saw the Jollibee guard
I go to the hooker spots in Makati greenbelt and dont pay because I coomed already
PUA Forum told me girls there are super easy (they forgot to tell me that I need to pay)
Oh shit, her gay cousin needs a 2nd house because their old house is near the airport and it's too loudy!
I am a sexual prowess and white women can't handle me!
All the girls in Angeles know me by name, I am a sexual God!