>*learns to only say "hello", "thank you", "excuse me", and "goodbye" in the local language before travelin...

>*learns to only say "hello", "thank you", "excuse me", and "goodbye" in the local language before traveling to the destination*
>"Hahaha, yeah idk, all the locals were super friendly to me. Great people."

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Chad move

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >learns to say the following things in the main local languages: hello, thank you, excuse me, sorry, bye, water, beer, 1, 2, 3, 10, this, that, please, english
    >not the worst accent either
    >everyone speaks basic af english
    >everyone. speaks. english. or at least they understand it pretty okay.
    >everyone super helpful
    >lots of free food and drinks in exchange for watching me butcher their language
    >lots of conversations in varying levels of English

    To each their own obviously. I find it entertaining to watch other tourists suffer simply cause they're too lazy to google the above word list before they board the plane.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real based move is when you live and work somewhere while only being able to say these things

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was me in Thailand. I absolutely hated that shithole though and made no attempt to fit in.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats why cooming in India is better. You don't have to learn their moronic durka durka language. If you learn it then they will think you're diaspoora or a mixed Indian and get turned off by that. Poo women only want 100% foreign men.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to foreing country
    >speak english as if I was back home
    >demand to speak to the manager

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go to foreign country
      >demand that they speak english
      >they look at me like i'm the crazy one
      >berate them and remind them of how great america is
      >america number one
      Fricking morons

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would i invest time and effort to learn le third world language? i bless them with my presence.

    heres ur monopoly money, now say thank you in ENGLISH and show me the way to the mansion and accompanying harem

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't bother learning greek
    >Use the spanish words for "hello", "thank you", "excuse me" and "goodbye" because greeks sort of look like spaniards

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been to Greece on 5 separate occasions and the only words I know are gyros and souvlaki

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They love it every time.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also knew "bing chilling". Made me kek every time

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes they appreciate it.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walking in random residential park
    >old people say hello to me in their language
    >I am loved

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I say "I want to coom in your women" in Hindi?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hello sar I am getting the vegana na?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's thousands of languages, who the frick can learn more than what's in the OP per trip?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everytime someone talks to me in Japanese

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so annoying when someone working in the tourism industry doesn't speak english and you have to get out your phone to start google translating

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