Lisbon

Going here in a few weeks to avoid Thanksgiving with my fricked up family.

What is there to do here?

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should probably spend the money on therapy instead of fleeing from your problems.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you anon. Go tell that to the coomers in the Thailand thread.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of cooming, how do I get Portuguese women to blow me?

        Already have a few matches on dating apps lined up in advance but I'm not really sure what works on them.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went when I was young, so don't remember much of what we did, but I do remember loving the trams and the bolos de arroz, oh and the Frango assado.
    So if you've the same standards as a 6 year old child, I'd say just get on a tram and enjoy the ride.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat pastel de natas
    get harassed by gypsies selling fake drugs
    walk around pink street at night
    take the train to cascias and sintra

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cascias and sintra
      Is Cabo da Roca worth it?

      Looks like I can take a train to either of Cascias or Sintra and take an uber from there.

      I enjoyed the cliffs in Ireland when I went.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the train should be fine, though uber is cheap

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i took the train to cascias once initially it was a normal chill trainride
        then like 20 brazilian niggletts and maybe 2 of their mothers came on the train and there was nowhere to move so i was stuck amongst that for 20mins.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought cascias was really chill to wander around, get outside the main beach and restaurant crowd. funny seeing a few orhodox israelites pop up there.
          stopped at a random restaurant there that didnt have any customers so no wait - was happy with what i got. i duno if a portugese person would like the food but was great to me. shrimp and rice.

          in lisbon i really liked duck rice a lot
          and bifanas - stewed pork sandwich on a roll. didnt try the other hot sandwiches they do in portugal, bifana was so good had to get it again.
          As Bifanas do Afonso is top of tripadvisor cheap eats.. (im sure locals have their own favorite place and this is jsut a tourist magnet) very tasty, going at regular lunch time will have a line. super tight spaced restaurant to pay maybe only 2 seats inside, you would eat the sandwich outside ont he counter maybe.

          i didnt explore all the meme foodie traveler locations (bourdain, mark wiens, somebody feed phil all have lisbon episodes)that get shown on video but would like to. 2 in particular
          Cervejaria Ramiro is a restaurant that is really extravagant with seafood options.
          Ponto Fino is across the river in Almada - probably cannibalized by the internet and tourism, but famous for its riverside view.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ponto Fino
            or ponto final if you want to spell it correctly

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Cerveijaria Rameiro and get massive prawns and other top tier seafood

    Jardim da Estrela is a beautiful park

    Find some indian food (lisbon is known for it), i enjoyed Haweli

    Avoid being out late at night unless you want to shake off gypsies

    You can get those custard tarts on any street corner cafe so dont bother waiting in line with 500 tourists at whatever the popular place is

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    try bacalhau.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can leave and go to better parts of the country

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not OP, but I'm also going to Lisbon to open a bank account because it's a crypto friendly banking country. Anyone have any experience opening a bank account there? I know the basics like having a NIF number and other docs. Any IRL stories would be great.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *