Lord Miles

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, did he really go back to Afghanistan again or is that an old tweet?
    I guess I shouldn't be surprised if he was moronic enough to push his luck a second time, but that'd be a pretty lame ending to the story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt know? he was captured three months ago

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's finally getting what he wants, the way he wants it. He left home to experience this.
    Some TE Lawrence BDSM is going on right now.
    In 50 years he'll be dead and we'll find out he left his pension to a Afghan ladyboy.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring about him the moment I found out he's a catholic born-again virgin. His first SighSee thread was fun, not gonna lie, but his Twitter is a pain to read.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >found out he's a catholic born-again virgin
      It's very sad to me that he probably died a virgin.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        born again virgin, not an actual virgin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's an evangelical thing. It doesn't exist for catholics.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calls them idiots in public posts and interviews in the months leading to his trip back to Afghanistan
    >people, even him, somehow didn't see this coming
    He fricked around and found out. Not great that it happened, but it's not surprising either.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this tbh
      I'm following a spanish brainlet who's posting stories on ig about Afghanistan and he's mocking the Taliban (don't blame me, I need every info I can get on the country) in almost every single story. He's even shared threats he received from the taliban who are following him.
      He's a guide and is gonna take a group of tourists to the country in late November. Imagine being guided by someone who openly mocks the Taliban on social media.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His bussy must be getting loose

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Miles.
    Hope he's O.K.

  7. 11 months ago
    OP

    Taliban PRD said good news will be announced soon regarding Miles. He's ok and will be free soon.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    trv now hates /ourguy/ what happened?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody with a half-brain ever thought Miles was anything other than a self-centered attention prostitute, especially when he spent the last week of his initial trip posting woe-is-me social media statuses from a safe house. butthole took a seat on an evacuation flight from somebody who actually needed it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's your run-of-the-mill clout chaser. He had his 15 minutes of fame. We even enjoyed following his adventures, to an extent. This has become a sort of high for him, and even though he says he's doing it for himself, he thrives on attention. It is an illness that many social media "influencers" suffer from.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably eating wienermeat sandwiches from the guards

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's fine, they wouldn't kill him or hurt him in any way, it's not worth it, the Taliban want official recognition from Western countries and torturing a tourist won't get them any closer to it

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he took the place of yet another rapefugee. How can you be against that?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off miles

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s getting butt raped in the mountains of Afghanistan

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda doubt that. The Taliban came into power because they wanted to get rid of degeneracy like rampant paedophilia and gay sex in the country.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wanted to get rid of degeneracy like rampant paedophilia
        Based

        to get rid of degeneracy like . . . gay sex
        Cringe

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he probably got married to the daughter of some Taliban warlord, and is busy making weird looking mixed race babies with his 15 year old bride.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you are utter morons. Talibs won't hurt him, they have no need to. They need his positive PR and ultimately if they're serious about being accepted by the wider global community they won't do shit that will invite more negative press, that too from the British media with its tentacles across the globe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly this. Anyone who's been to Afghanistan knows how safe it actually is. The people are probably the most hospitable in the world and would never allow a guest to get hurt in any way. That's the reason why they never gave up Osama in the first place. In their culture, there is something called "melmestya" which is that you must treat anyone that comes to your country with the highest respect even if you don't like them.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure he was last heard from in Brazil and the tweet from the 'Taliban Public Relations Department' in March was a joke from a meme account unaffiliated with the Taliban.

    Do I have that right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. he is relaxing actually at home right now and probably shitposting

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead but he died doing what be loved, taliban men

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He‘s a SighSee weirdo. He has actual mental issues. Look at his homeless in New York video. First he pretends to be better and superior to another youtuber. Then he doesn’t realize that sleeping out in the freezing cold at public park benches is a good idea and gets sick. Then he eats garbage, despite the human body being perfectly able to go weeks without food, so there was no reason to so this or fill up a filthy water bottle. Then he destroyed an abandoned location during a hike in the alpes like a brownskin moron. He just destroyed a few windows and broke other shit. In another video he hiked up a mountain without enough supplies and almost suffered a heat stroke.

    It’s actually very clear what happened. This moron thought he could do the same thing in the Wakhan corridor. He is now a corpse there. He seems to be disassociated from reality and that might be the reason for his reckless behavior.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      interesting. you're saying he died mountaineering?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call what he was doing mountaineering, since that implies some level of knowledge and specific ability to apply that knowledge.

        Miles never showed any capacity or willingness to learn how to correctly do that activities he wanted to engage in.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was he doing in the wakhan corridor?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He getting topped by the Taliban. He's got that sweet twunk look they love

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is going to come back a broken man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broken buck, more like

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hes dead!!!!!

    Nah what most likely happened was he got visited again by his home countries security and a sit down with interpol that scared him shitless. If I recall he had his government help him out before and get some of his shit told.

    So either
    A) His parents paying for most all these whacky things cut him off from travel funds
    B) His government/interpol revoked his passport since he lives in a nanny state this is plausible
    C) Some gays on the internet got tired of his shit and spooked him IRL via some way
    D) All the above

    He's not dead, he was a huge way to get people to look at them again, he's most likely been investigated or some other BS done by his own government for being a bothersome homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has not posted in ages. If the UK was bothering him, he would be b***hing online and trying to get other passports.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And admit the one thing that got him clout is gone? Yeah fricking right.

        Sometimes it's best to ghost all things to start again or leave people guessing to be looked as a mystery.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pray this happens to every smarmy slum tourist. >LOL THEY ARE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE GUISE DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER IM SO WORLDY AND OPENMINDED

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