My parents are gifting me a trip to Turkey. What's there to do in that country?

My parents are gifting me a trip to Turkey. What's there to do in that country?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a lot of kunefe, baklava, all of the food. That shit is good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That shit is good.

      stop talking like an american homosexual and stop comparing food to shit do you eat from toilet? pig

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up Turkey, take a compliment when you see one and not puck a fight. Go spend your life savings on a loaf of bread you dog.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up Turkey, take a compliment when you see one and not puck a fight. Go spend your life savings on a loaf of bread you dog.

        Dog and pig as insult is ultimate SOVL third worlder thing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I use the level of poverty, “poorest than Brazil”, if your country use dog or pig as insult you came from some 5th world shithole worst than Huezil

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up Turkey, take a compliment when you see one and not puck a fight. Go spend your life savings on a loaf of bread you dog.

      ignore him sir thank you for the compliments sir

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No problem sir, thank you too sir

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you baby

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course babe
            *Kisses you with my hot mouth*

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's there to do in that country?
    hop the border and come to greece
    borderhopping shouldn't be hard for your kind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Greece is soulless and filled with unattractive people

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its probably an albanian rat bro
        they did the same in the 90s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your country is actually horrible

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earrape 5 times a day with a loud Allah AKBAAAR.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hair transplant

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transgender brothels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a bottom thoughever. I would be very popular among straight Turkish men

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lot actually, i enjoyed it there in istanbul

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post on SighSee
    >pig out in all inclusive buffet
    >get mentally, spiritually and physically harassed by Russian tourists

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intense sex with Turkish men

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can restore your hairline

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dude. You're Turkish too, but Christian. You're not Greek. Those died out when the Romans took over.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get trapped in prison and become homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ir a prisión en Turquía con todos esos hombres sexualmente frustrados y desesperados por intimidad...

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get bbl surgery

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you balding, perchance?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to trebzon its beautiful, also many places in central turkey. The small towns are so kino but modern at the same time

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink Turkish coffee and eat kaymak

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kaymak
      Are we famous in Worst Korea for this or something? Last year my university had some kind of ''cultural exchange'' zoom meeting with students from other countries. There was a asiatic girl there that mentioned this too. I expected her to talk about Korean War or something but she talked about a dessert instead. It was cringe
      She was wearing a mask so I couldn't see her face but she had nice legs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not idiot… school exist to what? At least in history, you must learn the history of all continents, foods, musics or you caught some zero given by your teacher, not?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can see the ruins of better countries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name those other countries with hot hypersexual men

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roussel_de_Bailleul

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had my first kiss in Turkey when I was 10, from the hotel receptionist. The hotel I stayed at isn't there anymore so you might not be able to do the same.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did his moustache feel against your soft and supple 10 year old skin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His? Mustache of Turkish man or Turkish female?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tafog not Turkish dicky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily, she had shaved her moustache beforehand.
      This was in Çalış, near Fethiye. I haven't been there since 2007 but some of my fondest and strongest memories come from when I was there. Don't know what it's like today - I'm afraid to go back in case it taints my memo. Might be a place for you to consider though.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay sex

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they consider it to be a good gift?

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