Anyone here into nude Beaches? Only one I went to was in Greece and it was pretty fun. I was solo traveling and figured I'd be less embarrassed since I was alone (compared to with friends), but ended up convincing two girls from my hostel to come with. It's funny to look back in because it really boiled down to me asking these girls if the wanted to come get naked with me and it was a normal social interaction.
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I also got naked on a beach in Malta but it was more everyone around us got naked so we just did toom it was probably just 30 people on the beach though
Only 30 people on a beach in Malta?
Must have been decadeago.
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME MISSHAPEN NOSE
also for me it's 3
Yep it's pretty nice. I never thought I'd be one of those weirdos but here I am. I started by tanning nude in my backyard but the urge to swim nude always got to me so I finally cracked. I don't interact with anyone, I don't stare, I just enjoy the feeling of sun and cool water on my body.
coll story bro
Thanks man
My penis is way too small for nude beaches
There, I said it
You probably just think porn is real
If it's so small, why are you afraid of being seen?
Think anon, think.
But don't worry, if the fat old boomers feel secure there you should too.
have small benis but when go to nude beach it get bigger...
???? someon please expln
Wtf bros people get boaners on beech?
anon everyone's dick is small at nude beaches, its not like you're supposed to be walking around at full mast
and protip, no-one's looking at your dick except that one brown leathery 50yo gay man that keeps doing stretches for some reason and honestly, you having a small dick wouldnt stop him
Nudist beaches are FULL of alone homosexual men wandering around as the voyeurs/exhibitionists they are. I am talking about tens of them "walking" around you to show you your penis, and they dont care that you are a normal person (aka not a sodomite). I am talking that this happens in any single nudist beach in southern Europe. Always sodomites being exhibitionist/voyeurs in a very direct manner.
I went to a nudist beach once and got a boner when the sun was shining on my balls
I also have a massive dick so I just flaunted it and a lot of guys were mirin lol
>no-one's looking at your dick except that one brown leathery 50yo gay man
Oh, it's cool then.
I like having old gay creepos looking at my dick.
>t. Small dicked and self conscious
>anon everyone's dick is small at nude beaches
actually I've noticed a high percentage of monster dicks at the nude beach in my city
like there is no way that on average there are this many huge dicks
I think it's because guys with big ass dicks get a kick out of showing them off and being seen and men with small dicks are more insecure and less likely to go nude so you get a disproportionate amount of big dicks on nude beaches and it screws up the perception of the women on the beach
p.s this is wrek beach in vancouver, there are many homosexual men there as well and they will flirt with you if you are there with some guy friends, they might think you're gay and approach you with half-chub giant dicks that look red and grotesque and have probably been inside men's asses that day
it is a very gay beach, but some women, sometimes attractive
lots of drugs and drunks, pretty beach overall though
That makes sense. I mean, if I had a magnum dong, I would be showing it off at every opportunity. I would probably even post it here and take the 3-day ban. I would also be that guy at every house party who gets drunk, takes all his clothes off, wears a lampshade over his head, and go streaking.
>protip
Love em. Will go out of my way to visit. I'm kind of a perv but I'm young and fit so it's OK. Never been to any in the US but I want to visit some in Europe
do i need to shave my pubes for nude beach? i have a full on bush
Pubes are normal but full bush is not. People who actually have sex normally have to trim up down there
What about a hairy butthole? I shave my pubes about once a month but only what I can see when I look in a mirror.
I'm almost 30 and have not shaved my butthole or gooch even one time in my life.
hairy butthole is NOT ALLOW
what a stupid fricking take, 12-yr old gaydittor detected
Sounds like you're an incel
The idea of a nude beach is that you are natural as you want and comfortable with your body.
I refuse to believe hot chicks are there so I'm not going to look at ugly naked bodies.
>t. Low T and doesn't find college age girls attractive
posting in yet another 6+ month long 200+ post thread where no-one actually talks about nude beaches
At least I started with two stories
Pro tip for voyeurs, in Zurich there's an all women's pool, so women are regularly topless. From the other side you can get a good look at a bunch of girls. I imagine if you got a hotel and brought binoculars an anon could have a good time like Marty McFly's dad
Bro just visit a strip bar
its not the same
You wouldn't understand.
based knowers.
Bro, listen.
Sometimes its fun to create your own problems and solve them.
I did a naturist village in Croatia. Biggest in Europe. Had its own island, supermarket, restaurants etc. Was weird first stepping out naked and annoying seeing a few young guys together not naked - some places insist you go nude.
I kept getting dirty looks because I walked around with my foreskin peeled back. I guess that was the 'just pissed and didn't reajust' look, idk.
>I walked around with my foreskin peeled back
Why the hell would you do that anyway?
I do every morning
For why? I don't get it. Is it an after piss thing? I wouldn't want my exposed knob getting scratched on shit
Just always done it. My foreskin mate. I'll do what I want
>gets annoyed seeing young men not naked
Wow, probably the most homosexual thing I've read on here.
Why the frick would uou go to a naturist camp, keep fully dressed and gonk at everyone and make them feel uncomfortable.
That was your plan, wasn't it Brian?
They probably thought you were a yank or a israelite
I just want to see pussy. Will hot chicks actually be at these things?
Yeah a bunch on teen girls if it's a tourist area
Yeah if you choose the right one
>the right one
??
Go to a strip club or brothel instead.
There will be 10 old hags for every decent looking woman in every naturist beach/resort/camping. And then you have to consider the fact that there are 5 men for every women.
If you just want to look at naked tiddies, just go to any spanish/french beach during summer and feast your eyes on all the 20yo topless girls, it's way better
Been to Gunnison Beach in NJ - definitely not the Euro nude beach experience from what I’ve heard, but still a fun experience - have a couple drinks beforehand to get comfy
Portland where i live has 2 nude beaches, sauvies island which is chiller more private with more women, and rooster rock which of course hosts a lot more wieners. in Florianopolis brazil i lived next to their galheta nude beach, but i never saw a single woman there and the beach was pretty vacant. I was there during off season, june-ish. island gets a lot more crowded in december-feb but idk it's still probably lame compared to Oregon because of its isolation and difficulty to get to.
Black Beach nude beach in san diego was ok but again, not much people in sight in fall/ winter when i visited. supposedly swingers go to them a lot, but i've only seen ugly old ones for the most part. or gays and moron lesbos.
>Black Beach
Will check out
I was there yesterday, can answer any questions about it
whatz it like in the summer busy season and do you have any snapshots of hotties or hookups? swingers visit often i bet
Empty in the mornings, more full in afternoons before sunset, but never close to packed. Mostly men, occasionally women but they're usually with their boyfriend/husband. Surfers, fishermen, and runners pass through a lot too, it's not just nudists. No, I haven't taken any photos, and I haven't met any swingers but a buddy of mine took his gf there and had some old guy approach them to ask if they swing, he laughed and told him to frick off.
No, the vast majority of nudes are there alone.
If I'm alone naked will people think I'm weird?
i hear there's a rly good nude beach in south france
This pic is not even on a nude beach, topless is ok everywhere in Europe.
we want vulvas bro
You mean Cap d'Agde. Looks like a fun place but the average age is 50-60 and in recent years they have a policy of only admitting couples, to reduce the amount of single dudes wandering while jerking off. The only way to visit the area as a single is to be a member of the French nudist association
I was at Cap d'Adge with my gf. There was one nafri guy who didn't take his swimming trunks off and just pretended to be there not staring.
Not that anon. How it was? Is it really full of old people jerking off, or is it actually a good place? Did you and your grill participate in orgies while there? I heard it's quite common although it's against the rule of the resort
Me in the far back right with the stiffy
forgot to mention the nude beach in north beach miami, but again its just a bunch of homosexuals and middleaged plastic ladies with their deathly old sugar daddies.
Halloway Beach? There was a nude beach and it was mostly guys with one very large lady.
you spelt it wrong but yes that one
Been to a few swinger nudist beach resorts if that counts
How to get swinger gf?
full of germans
Yeah several times but its 90% old gays who were busy trying to get laid with each other in the sand dunes. The remaining 10% were a mix of the ugliest old women possible (looking to swing with the few old straight men) and creep young guys who were on drugs and harassing for sex (despite my bf being there and telling them to leave). A shame nudity has to = sex.
I can only imagine some straight guy strolling out to the beach with both barrels out the dangly one and a firearm strapped to his waist so people get the message to leave him the frick alone so he can ball tan
Went to a nude beach in Miami area with some downtime last day after a festival this past month.
Went alone and didn't realize one side was gay guys and other side was family friendly.
I got a boner when a guy hung around a little too long and gave him the wrong impression (not gay but i get awkward boners).
Went to the family side immediately after and sat under a umbrella that had no stuff near it for about 15 mins and and next thing I know I turn around and there's a dopey looking dad and his wife, teenage daughter and toddler boy all butt ass naked within a few feet of me.
I realized this was their spot and slink away but not after feeling the burning stared
own from the teen girl (she was like 14-15 but had massive breasts) and felt like I was breaking the law when i checked her out but she srsly wouldnt stop looking at me after her mom decided to break the ice and let me know more about the area.
Overall it was very awkward with people close to you but I feel seeing the family from afar wouldn't have weirded me out as much. Also a band tshirt I bought at the festival was stolen from my bag when I went into the ocean so frick that I guess
>I got a boner when a guy hung around a little too long
>not gay
Ok homosexual
Oh yeah? The nude 14 year old at the nude beach had massive breasts huh? Totally sounds like true and stuff man!
This over-skepticism is the most pathetic kind of cope
Post-pubescent teenagers are not going to nude beaches with their family. I don't know how detached from reality you would have to be to think that. Or you're brown? Idk
Are you serious? Today a girl of 13-14 years easily mogs a teenager from the 90s or the 00s. The bodies have completely changed, you see teenagers who looks like they're 25.
I watched the movie Eurotrip, and it had a nudist beach scene. The weird thing was that I was watching this on a plane's IFE, and that scene wasn't censored at all. There were numerous dongs on-screen. I have no doubt that the flight attendant and any neighboring passengers all saw.
Damn, you were really living on the edge that one time.
Were the girls cute?
What's the culture of the nudist scene like? Like I don't get the point of it. Is it a unspoken rule that everyone there is basically a voyeur looking to hookup, or is it just for people who genuinely like going nude and don't want to do anything sexual?
Pretty sure in europe the trend was at least nominally based around freedom from social norms blah blah blah, and acting like a perv will go poorly unless you're a literal gigachad
SHOW US YOUR breasts
It varies but it's generally supposed to be the latter. I assume that most also get some level of kick out of seeing and being seen but unless a location is known for swingers or is explicitly such, most people aren't there for that reason.
Who has been to those thermal baths in Germany? How do they compare?
I went on a date to the beach this summer and she wanted to go to a secluded part of the beach, which we did. Ended in a nudist part apparently.
Old guy dongs and granny ass taints leads to fun date conversation topics.
Beaches are pretty wild on the Atlantic coast in France so there's no limit that tells you if you're in a nudist area. I don't think people even respect those sometimes.