Observations/experiences working at airport

>people turning their roller suitcases around before getting on an escalator and creating a potentially dangerous bottleneck (if multiple level escalator) or creating a sudden crowd of people behind them.
The idea is that it’s somehow easier to roll it backwards in front of you when alighting an escalator. They never make this adjustment quickly and deftly to avoid creating a human traffic jam. One time I had to shove a pair of boomers out of the way doing this at the bottom of an escalator because people were starting to bunch up and tripping over themselves. Just an unfathomable lack of self awareness
>standing directly in front of the train doors as it arrives at a concourse stop instead of standing off to the sides and allowing passengers to disembark before filing in afterwards
doesn’t make any fucking sense to me. The onboarding passengers basically rush the door and the disembarking passengers have to push through them. It’s cringe, it’s gross, it’s subhuman.
>a couple getting on walkalator and then standing side by side, blocking the way
I shouldn’t have to fucking engage you and say “excuse me” to get you to move to the right. Have consideration for other people and get the fuck out of the way.
>the sheer amount of people that line up for slopdonalds
Needs no explanation. It’s fucking disgusting how many people will stand in line for 30 minutes to eat slopdonalds. Even suburban blonde white women. You know there just gonna liquid shit it out later
>Male bathrooms make me fucking hate other men
The most repulsive public space in America. Just a cacophony of the noise of disgusting fat slob pieces of shit relieving themselves. Loud shitting, farting noises, the idiosyncratic smell of a man’s shit and farts, men audibly straining or going “OOH” or “AHH” as they relieve themselves at the urinal. How do women even let men fuck them? Fucking disgusting.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAAAAAAA PEOPLE WANNA EAT AT MCDONALDS
    the cheapest food at an airport, the most consistent, why the fuck would people not want to eat there? i am not eating at 'cluck and fly, malaysian chicken' that makes me shit myself on the plane 6 times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a smoothie or something. All I think about is out of shape middle aged white women squirming and waiting for the single occupancy family restrooms so they can privately have a big smelly McDonald’s shit.

      Another one;
      >men not turning away from other men when they put their belt back on after TSA screening
      Adjusting your belt and pants facing another man is incredibly gay. It’s basically synonymous with, “alright buddy, you ready to suck my cock?”
      The American public is so fuckin cringe. Everyone is ugly, fat, angry, and entitled. I can hardly stand it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a fuck what I do nagger? You don't know my story. For all you know I just came of another plane, have a delay, and am hungover just wanting a burger.

        While I'll often go for a wendy's I might only go to the closest thing near me. Who the fuck cares what you think

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get a smoothie or something.
        >go to smoothie place
        >pay 8 for liquid flavor and some chops of fruit
        or
        >pay 12 for actual smoothie with shit in it
        >still hungry
        or
        >Go to mcdonalds
        >get a meal for my next 6 hour flight
        >full during my next flight

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>pay 12 for actual smoothie with shit in it
          is that a thing in america? i generally have fruit in mine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spoken like a true sloptard

          >Observation reading this thread
          Op is a crybaby homosexual

          >t. Ugly manhomosexual that doesn’t know how to silence his farting or shitting

          >Adjusting your belt and pants facing another man is incredibly gay. It’s basically synonymous with, “alright buddy, you ready to suck my cock?”
          (You) might be the only one thinking that. (You) are either autistic, schizophrenic, or a homosexual and you don't know it. I recommend seeing a psychologist for a general evaluation.

          >Everyone is ugly, fat, angry, and entitled. I can hardly stand it
          Definitely see a psychologist.

          Lol no I just have common decency and I’m super straight. I don’t want a man adjusting his fucking crotch area in front of my face especially if I’m sitting eye level to it at a post. Turn 90 degrees you uncivilized ape homosexual

          >ITT: airport employee lives up to the reputation of others in his profession by bitching

          I have ever right to bitch. If you were surrounded by a sea of ugly people, white women without makeup (LOL), and people lumbering around in fucking sweatpants in public you’d change your tune real fast.

          So many fucking losers think they’re ballin for taking a frontier flight to Vegas. I see fucking losers with $800 dollar shoes in the airport all the time god. What a bunch of fuckin cretins

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're getting this much negative reception with maybe two lukewarm comments, maybe you should reflect on your attitude. You seem to cope with a lack of self satisfaction by focusing on the most significant negatives of those around you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You seem to cope with a lack of self satisfaction by focusing on the most significant negatives of those around you.
              I make 4400 a month after taxes to sit on my ass 90% of my shift but yes I’d rather not be in America. I’m on the clock right now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I make 4400 a month after taxes
                Is this suppose to be like bragging or something?

                Jamal shut up and keep yelling the same 5 lines 8 hours a day

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude that’s unironically gross of 74k a year

                Let me guess, ground handling subcontractor?
                At least you don't ruin your back like the baggage handlers.

                Nope. A fuckin overnight security guard working 60hrs a week pffffffLOL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude that’s unironically gross of 74k a year
                Okay? Most people here make 6figs digital nomading.
                >A fuckin overnight security guard working 60hrs a week pffffffLOL
                Is this suppose to be a brag? Also how are you "on the clock" if you are overnight and it is like after 9AM in most all timezones right now.

                I wish people would learn how to larp properly when they get called out for dumbshit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/UfbPWiT.jpg

                >people turning their roller suitcases around before getting on an escalator and creating a potentially dangerous bottleneck (if multiple level escalator) or creating a sudden crowd of people behind them.
                The idea is that it’s somehow easier to roll it backwards in front of you when alighting an escalator. They never make this adjustment quickly and deftly to avoid creating a human traffic jam. One time I had to shove a pair of boomers out of the way doing this at the bottom of an escalator because people were starting to bunch up and tripping over themselves. Just an unfathomable lack of self awareness
                >standing directly in front of the train doors as it arrives at a concourse stop instead of standing off to the sides and allowing passengers to disembark before filing in afterwards
                doesn’t make any fucking sense to me. The onboarding passengers basically rush the door and the disembarking passengers have to push through them. It’s cringe, it’s gross, it’s subhuman.
                >a couple getting on walkalator and then standing side by side, blocking the way
                I shouldn’t have to fucking engage you and say “excuse me” to get you to move to the right. Have consideration for other people and get the fuck out of the way.
                >the sheer amount of people that line up for slopdonalds
                Needs no explanation. It’s fucking disgusting how many people will stand in line for 30 minutes to eat slopdonalds. Even suburban blonde white women. You know there just gonna liquid shit it out later
                >Male bathrooms make me fucking hate other men
                The most repulsive public space in America. Just a cacophony of the noise of disgusting fat slob pieces of shit relieving themselves. Loud shitting, farting noises, the idiosyncratic smell of a man’s shit and farts, men audibly straining or going “OOH” or “AHH” as they relieve themselves at the urinal. How do women even let men fuck them? Fucking disgusting.

                Both of you are the kinds of people ruining this board. But at least OP attempted to make a thread.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most people here make 6figs digital nomading.
                Big doubt, though I know a few people do.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt this too but when you actually meet some serious king dorkers it’s utterly demoralizing. I know two guys that make a quarter mill working 2-3 jobs. They don’t even give a shit about investing they just blow the money from one job and save the rest. It’s so demoralizing that in comparison I’m some pathetic homosexual that has to live in pauperism and squalor for 1+ year to be able to live the life they do for only 6 months at a time. And then it’s a few faint see you tomorrows before the tail tucking and quietly getting on a flight out of the country occurs, with asking where you went and you being to embarrassed to tell to them you had to go back to your fucking prison

                Nobody dare say anything about “muh get a remote job.” Some anon in here already mentioned he’s gotten the certs and gotten no calls back. The fix is in. I’m getting my black air forces and becoming a half-jogger

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess, ground handling subcontractor?
                At least you don't ruin your back like the baggage handlers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adjusting your belt and pants facing another man is incredibly gay. It’s basically synonymous with, “alright buddy, you ready to suck my cock?”
        (You) might be the only one thinking that. (You) are either autistic, schizophrenic, or a homosexual and you don't know it. I recommend seeing a psychologist for a general evaluation.

        >Everyone is ugly, fat, angry, and entitled. I can hardly stand it
        Definitely see a psychologist.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people turning their roller suitcases around before getting on an escalator and creating a potentially dangerous bottleneck (if multiple level escalator) or creating a sudden crowd of people behind them.
    Never seen that, isn't it easier to pull it on and off the escalator?
    >standing directly in front of the train doors as it arrives at a concourse stop instead of standing off to the sides and allowing passengers to disembark before filing in afterwards
    Very illustrative example of the tragedy of the commons, if you don't save your space next to the door out of courtesy, somebody else will.
    >a couple getting on walkalator and then standing side by side, blocking the way
    >I shouldn’t have to fucking engage you and say “excuse me” to get you to move to the right.
    No need for that if you're fast enough, people quickly move if they hear you approach.
    >the sheer amount of people that line up for slopdonalds
    Sometimes it's the location with the best price-performance ratio, most airport restaurants are operated by the same company anyway.
    >Male bathrooms make me fucking hate other men
    A problem solved in the rest of the West, but for Americans toilet stalls without large gaps are socialism.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walkalator
    Is that what they're called? I call them travelators like in Gladiators

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Observation reading this thread
    Op is a crybaby homosexual

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: airport employee lives up to the reputation of others in his profession by bitching

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are as interesting as your thread

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > loud shitting, farting noises
    > men audibly straining
    this only happens in the USA your food is awful while your society is stress-inducing. Only one possible result

    also your fear of men putting on belts in public means you are some homeschooled shut in who's never been in a men's locker room or frat house

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who's never been in a men's locker room or frat house
      This is ugly ogre manhomosexual logic. I’m a straight man. I am repulsed by men. I do not want a man adjusting his crotch area facing me in any circumstance. It’s fucking gay. In a locker room I face my genital area away from men to change clothes etc. there’s nothing cool or “alpha” about trying to put other men in uncomfortable situations by way of homoeroticism. If you engage in it even as a joke you’re a homosexual

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP didn't mention one thing about an actual airport but only things any normal person would have observed throughout their lifetime if in a public place

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