So, I’ve decided to take my life soon and this post doesn’t concern if I should or should not do this nor the reasons behind it.
I got approximately 3500$ saved up and got a brazilian/italian passport, and I was thinking of traveling for a last time to experience one of my passions, skiing. Any tips on what I could do with this or where could I go? Also, tips on a quick and not painful death are appreciated.
And besides, I can speak portuguese, french, german, spanish and russian. So a destination/ideas of things to do in places where people speak those languages is the ideal
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Why you will kys?
I don’t really wanna discuss it man, sorry. If you could reply to my other questions I’d really appreciate it
Don't be a homosexual. Kys if you want but at least give me the reason. homosexual.
>starts thread off talking about killing himself
>sorry man don't wanna talk about it haha
Couldn't you have done it before making this thread, attention prostitute?
Ski from the highest mountain in the Andes, choose a path that ends with a very high cliff
Try skiing in Gudauri, Georgia. Russian will be useful there. You can arrange transportation from gotrip, the Georgian people are very nice.
I hope you change your mind and don't end up kys anon. All the best
why mention kys and say you don't want to talk about it
why bring it up
lol
Maybe Mont Blanc? La Vallee Blanche is a bucket list item for sure. Not sure if 3500 will cut it if you're flying from Brazil, but if you're in Italy that's more than enough.
It's not a ton of money so it will probably go furthest in Argentina or Chile. You should be able to have a longer vacation and treat yourself to something nice.
As far as methods to kys, erotic auto-asphyxiation is probably pretty good as a lot of people die just by accident doing it.
I absolutely know where you are in life anon. I have been there. Before you take your life you need to see it clearly. Go to Brazil, Ecuador or Peru and take ayahuasca, three ceremonies over 5 or 6 days.
Before ypu dismiss the idea from whatever preconceptions you have. Take about 30 minutes and do some research. Watch testimonies on youtube or read about different retreats on ayaadvisor.com
Ayahuasca will make you experience the death you feel you are after and show you the life you wish to leave
you don't want to discuss the an hero but mention it? stupid gay
Dude. If you get such a hard-on for suicide go watch some gore on /gif/ and keep staying away from everyone
>I'm gonna KILL MYSELF
>why?
>DUDE I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT YOURE OBSESSED
Hurry up already
I'm not op, autist. And we're the closet thing you'll ever have to having friends. Maybe stop being a turbo sperg
you're really projecting.
>I learned a new word. I can use it in every sentence
wow good one dude
>wow good one dude
Thanks bro
>And besides, I can speak portuguese, french, german, spanish and russian.
>"GUYZ IM LEAVING EARTH BUT HEY I AM KINDA WORRIED WHAT PEOPLE MAY THINK OF ME"
lol moron you're not going to do anything other than waste a bunch of money and have your lasting memories going to some shithole sitting in your hotel moping on SighSee while you waste the last of your cash
No one here is going to make a thread on such a slow fricking obscure board posting the way OP is. He's just some LULZ moron who thinks unless he goes IM GOING TO DO IT THIS TIME FOR REAL! He won't get a thread response.
fricking hurry up and have a nice day. You are a cringy loser even over the internet lmao
stupid attention homosexual homosexualron
I saw once an American guy who wanted to kill himself and made his last trip to Mexico for partying hard, sniff some coke and bang the prostitutes. It turned out he found a new reason to live. If you are from Brazil, save more money till the next summer and do exactly this in Balneário Cambouriú and Florianópolis
>"b-but doctor: I'm from Florianópolis!"
Then do that in São Paulo.
anyone who's passable in six languages can write their own meal ticket, don't meme yourself into missing out on a fun life where you'll probably help other people.
check out nitrogen asphyxiation. the kinetic forms of kys are all horrifically painful, and too many of the people who survive high jumps have testimony about how they realized they made a mistake on the way down.
others have already described, LATAM is the way to go on your budget. you're an ideal candidate for dumb timewasting adventure shit like hitchhiking or freighter travel since you've decided your time isn't important. write us updates if you do anything more interesting than drinking and fricking :^)
How are you going to do it? Need advice, I'm probably on my "last trip" as well at the moment. I've completely given up, I just wish I could will myself to go to sleep and not wake up anymore. Truly bliss.
(not op) same but I got enough cash to live and travel for another few years before i do my last trip. Hoping for a plane crash, 737 MAX tomorrow kek
For some reason the thought of dying in an accident pisses me off. Knowing that my life ended at the hands of likely pilot error or safety shortcuts for shareholder value doesn't sit well with me.
Would much rather jump off a bridge if I was crunched for time, or ideally, sail/hike into the abyss with no preparation and succumb to the elements.
But I really think I'd have no problem being homeless if I was low on cash like OP. I'd probably spend the last thousdand on good camping gear and see how long I could make it panhandling.
>succumb to the elements.
Pretty rough, good for you anon.
I hate heights and plane crashes terrify the frick out of me. I was hoping more for something along the lines of "go to sleep and never wake up",
Go date a girl in Colombia
>multiple passports
>polyglot
>kys
This makes me sad anon, you have opportunities in life.
Regardless, do me a solid and spend time with other travellers on your trip. Go hang out in hostel bars or something.
>GUYS LISTEN, IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF GUYS, IM SUICIDAL
>FRICKING LISTEN TO ME, IM SUICIDAL AND I'M GONNA OFF MYSELF, THIS IS MY LAST TRIP
>SINCE IM SUICIDAL I WANT NONE OF YOU ASKING THE REASONS OK? DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SUICIDAL GUY KEEP ON LIVING DO YOU?
Dude. Wtf
instead of doing some dreary ass skiing for a few days and then blowing your dome away, you should spend all your cash on hookers and cocaine and then find God(Christ) my brother.
you need to let go of your attachment to worldly things like being normie, having a job, gf, whatever libtards think about on a day to day basis and realise that you can play life like its GTA and 99% of the time nobody will stop you
go out there and be free my friend
we all get to die in the end anyways, there’s no rush
>this guy
>quotes like 10 different people
>calls other schizophrenic
yeah I'm also not reading that wall of text, you should have a nice day
>quotes like 10 different people
Sup samegay. Nice IQ you got there
No sir, I believe it is you who should kill himself.
Skiing in Afghanistan might be for you.
Andorra, between Spain and France. Pyrenees mountains. They speak spanish there, it's pretty neat.
>they speak spanish
>he doesn't know
Go Georgia monastery.
If you have passions isn't that reason enough to go on, to continue to enjoy them. Make a life around it with the money/skills/passport you have and try with that.
The Colorado ski zones have a very high suicide rate. $3500 will last you about a week there, tops - it's fricking expensive. You can try death by hypothermia if you like, particularly by submersion in a cold pool. The loss of motor control during the extreme shivering phase is not pleasant, but after a few minutes, your body will give up on maintaining temperature and calmly accept its fate. You could consume some liquor to dull the unpleasant sensations and quicken the loss of body heat. Many drunk native Americans freeze to death every winter without intending to do so. The relatively slow death will give you time to reconcile yourself to the reality of dying, and allow your spirit to escape peacefully into the Void while surrounded by the harsh beauty of nature.
I'm going to the baltics soon, maybe try there? They speak Russian and some English, the aurora borealis will soon be visible and you can head up to Finland.