Philadelphia is now the Frenchest City in America. Sorry New Orleans, but Philly is basically little Paris.

Philadelphia is now the Frenchest City in America. Sorry New Orleans, but Philly is basically little Paris. Can SighSee confirm?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ben Franklin Parkway is basically a lil champs elysees

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there is some jay nay say qwa about it.
      Some day-jah vous.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a French Quarter

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live here. I never thought of it as particularly French and after hear this I still won’t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek yeah nobody from the area would say Philly feels french

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to 46/50 states and visited about half of the major cities in the US. Philadelphia is easily my least favorite. I have never felt more unsafe than I do walking around Philadelphia. There are junkies on every street. At night, it looks post-apocalyptic with addicts just wandering around in the middle of the streets like zombies. It's the only city in the US where I've seen someone robbed at gunpoint in front of me, or where someone just openly tried to sell me crack. I saw a guy walking around carrying a hammer for protection on South Street. After ten minutes in the city, I understood why.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At night, it looks post-apocalyptic with addicts just wandering around in the middle of the streets like zombies.
      This sounds like someone who saw videos of Kensington and acts like they've been to Philadelphia

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lived in Baltimore for 4 years when I was in college. And Baltimore is a ROUGH city. I had to live in Baltimore city to qualify for a scholarship. I left 3 days after I graduated. I saw some absolutely horrid shit in those 4 years. When I say that Philadelphia is the worst city I've ever visited, that's no joke. If you live in Philadelphia and you think it's safe, you are completely and utterly delusional and suffering from PTSD.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek I imagine you cowering in fear downtown while a group of Catholic Schoolgirls walk by. So frail

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last time I was in Philly, someone pulled a gun and stuck it in the face of homeless guy standing 3 feet from me. The homeless guy wouldn't give up his money and the dudes buddy walks up and smashes the homeless guy in the face with his gun. It was over a $5 bill. By any metric, Philadelphia is one of the most miserable places in the US. The only way you could possibly defend such an utter shithole is that you don't know any better. You must be pretty fricking stupid if you choose to live in that rat infested cesspool. The world is a big place. You should get out and see some of it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seethe low T male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try going just across the bridge to Camden. Its even worse, lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've either never been here or just drove through a hood or some shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up in Frankford, then moved to Mayfair. Would commute downtown on the El regularly. I 100% agree with him.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it reminds me of paris with how many you know who being around

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you know who
      Of course I know who. People who enjoy long breads, of course.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >long bread is looooooong

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It certainly has a lot in common with Marseille.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's America, they should be striving to be as not-French as possible.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather live in Lagos Nigeria.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Philly has safe zones in the center and northeast.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is all the guidance to Philadelphia you need to know: stay in Center City and parts of South Philly. If you're around skyscrapers, you're safe. Don't travel west of 30th St station. If Google Maps tells you to take the Market Frankford line (refered to by the locals as "the L") to get somewhere, do not go. If you take an Uber, do not chose the ride share option. They frequently pick up people in the ghetto. And whatever you do, avoid Camden at all costs. If you're going there for college and need cheap rent, go to Northeast Philadelphia or the area around Abington and take the commuter trains. Never start taking opioids because you will not be able to stop, and you'll end up as a Kensington zombie in 3 months.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guide to Philadelphia is to just look up the gun violence map the city comptroller publishes online and live where you see fewer dots. New Jersey should just be avoided in general.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't travel west of 30th St station
      Ignore this guy it's fun over there

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are people like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore him. He's obviously a terminally online weirdo if his first reaction is to start spamming political memes.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    le French connection oui oui

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically can't tell whether that's Paris or Philadelphia.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dirty, smelly, piss and trash everywhere, and the people are rude
    yup, it's French alright

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Philly is also filled with blacks who trash the streets just like my Paris!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its another fireworks or explosions? night
    living in philly is suffering

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were born and raised in Philadelphia, maybe I could understand defending it. It's a poor city. The vast majority of people who live there aren't exactly cultured world travelers. They don't know anything better. For anyone else who's just passing through Philadelphia on a vacation, it's a fricking nightmare hellscape of human misery.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people born and raised there are the least likely to defend it. We've all seen the inner workings and know its a shithole. The most defense comes from people from rural PA who moved to Philly for college and have only seen Center City, their university campus, and a few touristy spots in South Philly. They are usually self-proclaimed socialists for some reason, which is in line with that one anon posting this

      https://i.imgur.com/LmcQleb.jpg

      Kek I imagine you cowering in fear downtown while a group of Catholic Schoolgirls walk by. So frail

      in response to criticism. Their response to the massive problems the city faces (heroin, murders, robberies, rape, looting) is to pretend the problems don't exist, or to try to make it easier to commit these crimes.

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