POV: you have the middle seat

What do you do?
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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    free heater, good airbag too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the smell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only here for that stench though
        Contemplate that aroma for a moment

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harass her or make her uncomfortable on a fully booked plane. You'll be upgraded to Business in no time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was a video recently of a women who was kicked off a plane and arrested for fatshaming lol

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots know business class exist right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you know how obese americans can get?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you own the plane, you're in economy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you spend $3k on a plane ticket? How can anyone but millionaires afford that shit? Even if I was making 100k a year that would seem like a lot for like an 8 hour experience...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When economy long haul these days costs 1.4-1.5k to Japan it's easier to justify, and you can regularly find biz in the 2.2-2.7k range.

        I mean 1k extra is not even a week's pay.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're looking at the prices wrong on the website. A business class ticket will always be at least 5x the price as economy for long haul unless you're doing some shit like buying it on a weird credit card coupled with points you got / some obscure deal. To put it into.perspecrice, airlines would all be broke if there were only 1st class and or economy flyers, business class are the ones who fork out the money that keeps airlines alive.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah just flying form europe and excluding the airlines with the shittiest economy. For example I refuse to sit on a 3-4-3 layout 777 crampfest

            If I were a total poorgay sure I'd take some 2 layover trip with a frickoff airline, but when the price difference between acceptable economy and business is 1k-ish I have no reservation about buying. Booked a business return last month to Tokyo with air france for 2.4k.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just looked at upgrading my Melbourne to HK flight and 565 USD economy vs 2945USD now for business. You must be flying on some really shitty airlines

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, it's almost like different regions have different pricing and airlines available

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post region

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care enough about you to
                Instead of being jealous try working harder so you can afford business too sometime without a second thought

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. 3rd worlder

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I paid 780pound for exonomy direct return flight to japan, 13h next april. Business etc I check cost near 2k

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People buy $1500 phones that are only good for reading Twittshit and you can't fathom people paying $3K for a premium experience that includes food and getting you to the other side of the world?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbfucl here doesn't know the existence of loans.
          Listen you bamboon. Every single person buying a $1500 is either taking a 3 year loan on it. Buying and trading in every year. Having their workplace buy for them. The latter two are mixed with their phone plans so it ends up being between $15-40 "extra".
          Are you crazy enough to take out a loan on a $3k plane ticket?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Take loans for consumer goods and travel is extremely low-class behaviour

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    surely they'd give you a different seat at this point

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe im optimistic, but i imagine this large human to have at least the thought to reserve two seats, or the pic is 'staged'

      that is to say, she is taking up as much space as she can for shits and gigs. she's definitely further away from the window than it seems.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i imagine this large human to have at least the thought to reserve two seats
        I'm guessing the same seeing as she has a medical device for breathing next to her.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      chad move. seize the means of relaxation. economy is basically a dog kennel at this point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the seat is empty they should let him sit, homosexual ass flight attendants...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That level of entitlement for something he didn't pay for automatically makes him the least deserving of it on the plane. Why should he instead of some random picked out of a hat from the rest of the passengers?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          'cause he's sleeping there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >delay the travel of hundreds of people just because one customer is being difficult
      >stay in business
      monopolies should be banned

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That works fine if you plan on flying literally only one time in your life. Otherwise you're quickly going on no fly lists

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you turn the whole thing around for this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this triggers le socialism in me. What a waste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      where did they get that photo of Giuliani?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks so happy you can tell she has a big smile behind her mask
    rather sit next to her than most of the miserable sods on here
    i would ask her about her little machine that stops her body from killing her in her sleep out of shame

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean like, "If I pull that off would you die?"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is a big guy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful. For the buffet.

        But yeah, in all seriousness I'd be talking to the airline. I paid for a seat, not half of one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rather sit next to her
      but how?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >greentext request thread for some homosexual's weekly youtube "best of SighSee greentext" compilation
    no frick off

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she'd be fine with me using her body as a pillow. I might actually sleep unlike every other time.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks so friendly, I'll give her my dessert. Too much for me.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if another big fat lady is in the aisle seat so if there's an accident I'm cushioned

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no middle seat with that next to you.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have the window seat on 13 hour flight
    >middle aged mainland chinese dude sits in the middle seat.
    >he keeps on reaching past me and fiddling with the window, taking pictures, opening and closing it
    >lights off, time to sleep.
    >he keeps leaning and spreading over into my seat.
    >fortunately i am a master negotiator.
    >i ask him in chinese if he wants to trade seats since he likes the window so much.
    >trade success,my woes are over.
    >just kidding
    >dude still keeps stretching into my seat, literally every time he sleeps although he could lean on the window side.
    >snores like a wood chipper
    >literally have to shove his arms back into his seat so i don't get molested
    >time to write customs forms
    >hah get fricked
    >filipino lady in the aisle seat is literally the friendliest lady ever, offers him a pen, and then asks me to help him translate since he literally can't read the customs form
    >frick i can't pretend i don't know chinese
    >end up having to help the guy through his forms and repeat everything multiple times
    >ok, it can't get worse right
    >guy starts acting overly familiar because he thinks i'm chinese. i'm not...
    >he starts coughing, coughs in my direction, doesn't even cover his mouth, burps in my direction, probably even farts in my direction.
    >near the end of the flight he pulls out his shaving kit and literally starts shaving right there, getting stubble everywhere
    >opens the window one last time.

    frick the poors i'm getting business class next time on long flights

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick the poors
      man, i´m poor and i behave like a decent human being, his behavior is not caused by being poor but because hes a fricking chink

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of them do this shit.
        >fly Cathay from LAX to HK
        >cute chink chick sits in the middle seat next to me
        >guessing her mom is in the window seat
        >first thing she fricking did was lift up the arm rest
        >literally not one second after me removing my arm
        >mom instantly lower her blinds the moment she sits down, why even get a window seat if you're not going to fricking look out the fricking window
        >packed plane so there's already a line forming for the bathroom
        >meals take forever
        >takes forever to throw away the trays
        >afterward b***h goes to sleep
        >leans against me
        >*sothisiswhastitfeelslike
        >breath smells like she has been eating shit all day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why even get a window seat if you're not going to fricking look out the fricking window
          Because I like to be able to lean my head up against the side of the airplane when I sleep. Problem?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          smells like she has been eating shit all day

          Kek
          Yeah asian girls are nasty af, especially Chinese. You heal from yellow fever very quickly once you learn this firsthand. I remember dancing in a club in Spain with this cute chink girl and suddenly I see this big lump of earwax sticking out of her ear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese are the combined Black folk AND israelites of Asia. Truly the worst people on the planet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are they like this? Not only in flights but also their behavior and attitude in hotels and such. Why can't they be minimally respectful?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because respect gets you trampled in the fricking zoo that is mainland Ch*na. They are uncivilized savages. Maybe even worse than that.

          HOWEVER, if you actually know the Chinese, they are incredibly, autistically respectful. There is a complex web of rules and etiquette in China, but that only applies to people you know. For strangers? It’s fricking pandemonium.

          This is because there is no sense of “common wellbeing” for the Chinese. Westerners learn from a young age to not litter, not to cut in line, not to yell or make a scene in public. Basically, this comes down to being considerate of others. (You) know that being a dick in public ruins the experience of others, so you don’t do it. In turn, everyone else shows you the same respect. This is civilization. This is common decency.

          For the Chinese, who do not hold this value, why wouldn’t you cut in line? Why shouldn’t you toss trash whenever you feel like it? Why shouldn’t you act however you like in public? You’re not going to see any of those strangers again. Who cares?
          If you don’t cut in line, push and shove, cut people off in traffic, and frick over strangers for your own gain, you’re just hamstringing yourself. Some dipshit is going to cut in front of you in line, and you’re going to be the one who gets fricked over.

          This, for the most part, does not apply to Hong Kongers and Taiwanese, who are much more civilized.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hong Kongers might be more civilised than mainlanders but they are still incredibly rude
            They also have the whole if I don't know you, you don't exist mentality, but they are more subtle about it than the mainlanders

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is unironically the attitude of Australians in urban areas much of the time.

            https://i.imgur.com/fW4LbR6.jpg

            >sitting in first class on delta
            >economy boards
            >Black folk
            >more Black folk
            >pic related on my face and all of the flight attendants
            >look one homely middle-aged attendant in the eye
            >terrabytes of understanding pass in an instant
            >boarding concludes
            >curtain closes
            >despite sound of engines, nothing can fully drown out the screeching children and "adult" complaining in the back
            >hear a distinct "why do they get food and we don't?" in standard eubonics-english
            >halfway through flight younger attendant comes into forward galley
            >wipes tears from her eyes
            >"i can't do it, i can't go back there"
            >older flight attendant tries to encourage her
            >after a minute she gathers herself and heads back into the human zoo
            >at the end of the flight one of the pilots lets her sit in his chair while he says goodbye to people
            >her face is in her hands and she is clearly sobbing as quietly as she can
            >tumult of the Black folk echoes behind me as i walk away

            AmeriBlack folk really are a high to behold. My experience in DRC was that aside from some minor cheekiness, the Black people were considerate, harmonious.
            Sometimes I wonder if American slaves were a rug from Africans who sold off "that annoying homosexual" and "that random murderer" and emptied their prisons (for want of a better word) into the open arms of plantationers.

            https://i.imgur.com/7zskIxW.jpg

            >family doesn't know what assigned seating is
            >"hey sorry I got the window seat right there"
            HUH WHAT?
            >show ticket for my seat
            >wait there's some seat number on the ticket? Where are you
            >none of them are even close to their seat, none are even together
            oh well can't you take my seat right?
            >Maybe I have a short layover what's your seat?
            Oh uhhh 55B don't know where that is
            >NOPE.AVI
            >they get super pissy I won't take some back of the ass plane middle seat shit

            This seems to be really common coming or going from London I don't get it.

            Someone took my seat on a train down to London when I went to the bathroom and then acted indignant when I took it back.

            Singapore-Australia on SA is my favorite plane trip that I actually always look forward too. It used to be the planes were always 50% polite, quiet Australians and 50% polite, quiet Asians but something is changing, everytime I fly now there are hoards of who completely ruin the experience for everyone.
            >Obese, rude and noisy
            >The men and older women constantly asking the staff for something every 5 minutes

            >Can I have 5 packs of playing cards
            >Can you get me a drink
            >And some peanuts
            >I can't eat these peanuts can you get me some different ones
            >Excuse me this drink doesn't have enough sugar
            >Actually I forgot I'm not meant to drink so much sugar can you make me another one
            >My headphones aren't working : (
            >My screen doesn't flip all the way up and I'm trying to watch a movie
            >Can you give me some toys for my children
            >Can I have another 5 packs of playing cards
            >My feet hurt
            >Can you take 100 photos of me and my family
            >Can you turn the air conditioning down

            Indians are the reason why we can't have nice things, the whole flight is the staff running up and down the aisles nonstop to accommodate the same 15 indians with stupid requests.

            Why are they like this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chubby men with dissociated eyes in overly tight shirts are the F tier of humanity.

      >wat do?
      karen mode for a free upgrade of course, don't even acknowledge the obeast just immediately talk to a flight attendant.
      >stories?
      sure
      >be me
      >flying London to Miami
      >no issues boarding
      >plane is in the air
      >family in row behind mine
      >their 4 or 5 year old has zero discipline and begins kicking and pushing my seat
      >bringing this up with the parents results in zero action on their end
      >kid also goes on a full autist meltdown cryfest every half hour like clockwork
      >dad lost his shit, screamed at the morons and was about to physically beat the shit out of the father
      >flight attendants finally intervene after like 7 hours seeing the potential for an unironic fight
      >kid stops his shitfest out of fear of an actual punishment now that attendants got involved
      >final hour
      >dumbass begins climbing on the seats during turbulence
      >flies to the fricking roof and smacks his head
      I had and have never been closer to irl fedposting than that flight, utterly baffling how you as a parent do fricking nothing to control your unruly child in public as they go out of their way to inconvenience others.

      I see no way of avoiding the common wash other than getting enough money to do things private.
      There's a certain segment of the population who are just a certain amount inconsiderate, and will talk in films, game at full volume at 3 am in an apartment complex etc. etc.
      The only way to avoid this is to be in charge of whatever environment one is in. The uber-wealthy, for example, can buy up all the surrounding properties around their property. No bad neighbours.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>near the end of the flight he pulls out his shaving kit and literally starts shaving right there, getting stubble everywhere

      Kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you make me watch that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That webm is so mind-numbing to watch. So glad I escaped the corpo-drone bugman life before I got too invested in it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what it's like to have zero personality or hobbies? That was difficult to watch.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vidya isn't a hobbie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro please tell me the dog doesn't sit at home for 8 hours

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are his legs twigs? i know he works out at home but thats no excuse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even argue with people like that. He has absolutely no idea that he's disgusting. I saw an asian dude clipping his fricking toenails in the terminal last time I flew international.

      When I was about 12, I was flying to Florida with my mom. They split us up so she could sit next to my 2 younger brothers. I ended up next to this elderly, heavily intoxicated cat lady. She was fricking plastered. 20 years later and I can still remember the smell of bad perfume, booze, cat piss and cigarettes on her. Just as we were taking off, she unbuckles her seat and goes running into the aisle. She's yelling for the stewardess to bring her a drink. They coaxed her into sitting down and brought her a drink pretty fast. She drank it and passed out for the rest of the 3 hour flight. When I tried to get up to leave, she was still out. I had to slide past her the seat. They had everyone get off and medical boarded the plane. I'm pretty sure she died mid flight. I didn't see her breathing. And she looked pale as shit.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle seat or bust. Window is overrated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must have incontinence or fly overnight, because nobody with an ounce of curiosity would choose not to see the land they are passing over?.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey can you close the blind, I'm trying to sleep here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn’t wear a blackout eye mask to sleep

          Disgusting plebs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The novelty wears off quickly if you're a RealTraveller™. I've spent enough hours staring out at uneventfull ocean and flat land to fill a few lifetimes. I really don't cre too much which seat I'm in, being in window seat every now and again to get another glimpse of the earth can by nice, but I'd don't need it every time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not wanting to see take off and landing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a child?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've started and landed hundreds of times at my home base.
              I still like to take a look when I have a window seat.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you lost your childlike sense of adventure and wonder?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to rest my head against the side

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing you're flying regionally.
        There often isn't much to look at during long haul flights.

        If the situation allows it, I'll move to a window seat during takeoff and landing, then move to my center aisle seat during the flight.

        I might take a few pictures out the window, but I'll usually do that from the emergency exit.

        Book exit row seats

        Exit row is great for legroom, but the seats themselves often don't allow for spreading.
        There's generally a premium as well.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There often isn't much to look at during long haul flights.
          You take off and land the same way as regional flights.
          I like catching first glimpses of my destination when approaching, seeing buildings and cars appear until finally you may see people in the final moments before touching down.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure.
            There can be some cool views.
            Having a flight that takes off or lands can get you some views, and I'm not discounting that, but so many airports are built away from urban areas, like a skyline, or natural views.

            During takeoff and landing?
            If there's an empty row to take in the view? Sure, the window can be nice.

            During a descent?
            Take a look through the emergency exit window.

            During the flight?
            My butt in parked in the center aisle.
            Not much too see but the solid white of clouds or the moonlit wing of an airplane, and I can take a quick look from the view of the emergency exit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I like catching first glimpses of my destination when approaching
            I know that feel bro I love taking the occasional glimpses out of the window and looking down at the landmass below or cities at night.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              From the UK so it's great for couple hour flights across europe but I think I really want an aisle for some 10+ hour flight (first one in over a decade next month). I will probably drop down and not pay extra for luggage in future for europe too so I wont get seat selection included and probably wont pay just for a window seat t b h

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Had window seats when I flew AMS-BKK with KLM and back a few years ago and as I said I loved it. I had paid for a economy premium seat so I could pick where I wanted to sit
                But I also love looking out the window in trains,busses and cars so that is me.
                Traveling with just an handbag and accessorybag is pretty based, only take luggage with you if you can't find a place to wash your clothes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually enjoy looking at the endless unexplored tundra as you fly over Greenland.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based curiosity enjoyer.
        I like to open up OpenStreetMaps and follow my route on GPS, trying to correlate the map with what I see below.

        Was thinking of writing an app which downloads everything in your flightpath, and gives you little popups about interesting shit you can see out the window, and how it relates to history, geography, etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i like when the little tvs let you see the flightpath and map in flight, i usually just set it to that when its an option

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that would be cool, osmand has a wikipedia plugin for notable places, you could probably copy a little of that and also check the path for peaks a certain height above average, large bodies of water and nature reserve type places.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elbow gets hit by a tray every 30 minutes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get cute stewartess butt rubbed against your elbow every 10 minutes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stewardess is a guy with a bubble butt and overly white teeth.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      >mfw i stole pringles and whiskey from the cart last flight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you're not a fricking manlet the aisle seat is best because once everyone is asleep you can stretch your legs out just that precious bit more.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Book exit row seats

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am looking at flights for a trip now. if you get economy its an extra $100 for exit row seating. the airline israelite is in full control now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a window seater, but just cause I don't get bumped into or have to stand up when people next to me need to leave to shit or whatever. Seeing the scenery is just a minor bonus.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many fat people don't know they can call the airline and reserve an adjacent seat for free.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always fly business or 1st you dumbasses, you're literally paying less to fly business simply due to the jetlag. Hell if you have a travel card and pay everything with it you're basically getting one free business class seat a year.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      or three free economy seats
      maybe four, imagine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're literally paying less to fly business simply due to the jetlag.

      I think because your brain knows youre traveling it plays a weird trick on you. Youre hyper aware and consuming more irrelevant data and NOOTICING. but should be reserving that for your destination. I take Doxylamine succinate. over the counter medication thats also a hypnotic dosed up to 1,600 mg/day for 6 months in schizophrenics with no toxicity.

      I take some of that 2 hrs before I board along with chugging red bulls as needed and go into a hypnotic trance where I either dont care or Im asleep. Either way nothing bothers me and the redbulls keep me alert enough to successfully navigate the airport terminals and lay overs.

      By the time I arrive Ive usually timed it right to the point the effects are wearing off or its time for bed and beat jet lag and ride planes without complaints.

      People that cry are consumed about the same as whatever theyre crying about. Because youre on a plane you should know youre about to get packed in with randoms. Shower, change your socks and underwear accordingly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >takes a sleeping aid
        >washes it down with several Red Bulls

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just speak to the airline staff - like bro - I paid for a seat, but do not have a seat, what can you do for me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the objectively correct answer.
      If there is an issue, talk to the staff, let them know that you aren't satisfied.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sitting waiting to board plane
    >see Indian family
    >they have food in styrofoam containers
    >of course the race with the smelliest food
    >would hate to be the guy sitting next to him
    >board plane
    >Indian with the food sits right next to me
    >eats throughout the entire flight
    >have my face in my shirt so i don't gag
    >pic related my mood the entire flight
    he wasnt rude or anything but holy shit people, only eat things on planes with little or no smell, and especially not hot things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mexicans eating a burrito wrapped in foil with beans and other stinky shit in a greyhound

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flying in the US
        >using a budget airline because frick it and only have carry on
        >going to my seat
        >mexicans sitting there
        >"well frick"
        >sorry that's my seat
        >no response
        >speak spanish to them about them being in my seat
        >"Ahhh sorry no english"
        >Black person I just fricking told you it in spanish
        >point to my ticket
        >ehh? Aqui?
        >Si
        >ooooo ehhh I not know
        >wtf why are they always responding in english?
        >holds up literally everyone behind me
        >can't just swap the seat because they refuse to show me their ticket
        >flight attendents need to come over
        >they FINALLY fricking get it and move

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          "sorry no english"
          "Escúchame el Black de la aerolínea spirit, este es mi asiento, y estoy hablando en español."

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Speak to them in Spanish
          >"Sorry no engles"
          Fricking lmao, its like a pre recorded response for them at that point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        greyhound is for the poorest of the poor, you can usually get an amtrak or nicer bus ticket for a pretty good price

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than their god damn kids running wild on the plane. absolutely insufferable vishnus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to fly to Canada last week and over 50% of the flight was Indian. I was in the middle seat with Indians on both sides and both of them had their socks off and disgusting decaying feet up near the food trays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Curiously in a flight I had in Europe I was sit next an Indian guys that was super friendly and chill, kinda like a lil kid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I work in TSA. Almost every fricking day I have to explain to an Indian family why they can't bring a fricking bucket worth of curry through.
      >but it's food
      >its also considered a liquid and/or gel that exceeds the limit
      >but it's food
      I get that these rules are fricking gay, but I'm not bending the rules because homosexuals can't understand these rules that have been in place for over a decade.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which stereotypes are the most common?
        What infractions are the most common?
        Are there any cool tricks to know about?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Indians and Chinese are the either the most ignorant of the rules or just plain rude. Entitlement knows no boundary.
          I'd say firearms are the most common, but thank god it never escalates beyond paperwork being filed and the local PD confiscating the weapon.
          Nothing I can think of, just check the TSA website before you pack your bags, get pre-check, check in two hours early. Double check your boarding pass, if there is a discrepancy then it can get picked up and you will be turned away. Some airport checkpoints like to be extra or just have some weird rule because upper management wants to look competent, but just pay attention to any instructions you're given. I could elaborate on what security is like and my two cents on why things are they are, but I have to sleep soon. Just follow the rules, show up early, and be polite. I try to be the nice guy and it helps if you're nice back, but some officers are just flat out miserable people and there's no helping that

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop randoming me
            you frickers can control it, don’t pretend you can’t

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now that you're buying the new CT machines that means you don't need to separate your shit anymore or do anything special when going through security, what is the point of TSA Precheck? That's giving all the perks of Precheck to everyone, nullifying the program. Are you Black folk going to buff Precheck by making it so I can take regular damn water bottles through again and we can stop pretending that dumbass liquid explosive theory was ever even possible to pull off?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Paying for TSA Pre-Check

              Literally able to get pre-check with my cdl w hazmat endorsement

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you notice, I did not refer to paying for or the monetary value of Precheck. I just asked the TSABlack person why I would get it when the new machines give everyone the perks automatically.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is true, but the CT machines aren't rolled out nationwide. Many airports don't have them yet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine not having CLEAR and Global Entry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                CLEAR is getting to be shit because they've been having a lot of "security incidents" and thus TSA/Airport Security is now doing a lot of targeting double checks on CLEAR users in case CLEAR let someone through that they shouldn't have. Thus, you're actually wasting more time using CLEAR if you get stopped for a double security screening than if you just used the regular system in the first place.

                Global Entry is nice, I figure Biden's NKVD already have all my biometrics anyway so I may as well benefit from getting to use it. Still unnerving they have my facial scan in a database but that's the western world now. Probably doesn't phase normalgays at all. If I don't want to live in Klaus Schwab's playground I either need to go to Africa or back in time.

                I don't see why the biometrics of Global Entry can't be backported to initial TSA security so you can do a similar scan and walkthrough going in as you can coming back. Probably in the plans somewhere.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Flying from Toronto to london
      >Air Canada Flight also departing to Mumbai at a similar time
      >woman opens her carryon bag at security
      >it’s full of 16L Tropicana orange juice

      Security just stared at her after asking if she had any liquids and she said no.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >16L Tropicana orange juice
        >Security just stared at her after asking if she had any liquids and she said no.
        Have you seen how pulpy that shit gets?
        I can understand her thinking it's solid.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >family doesn't know what assigned seating is
    >"hey sorry I got the window seat right there"
    HUH WHAT?
    >show ticket for my seat
    >wait there's some seat number on the ticket? Where are you
    >none of them are even close to their seat, none are even together
    oh well can't you take my seat right?
    >Maybe I have a short layover what's your seat?
    Oh uhhh 55B don't know where that is
    >NOPE.AVI
    >they get super pissy I won't take some back of the ass plane middle seat shit

    This seems to be really common coming or going from London I don't get it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inbred anglos

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anglos
        >London

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah speaking from experience, anglos for whatever reason just do not understand the concept of assigned seating. Doesn't matter what form of transport it is. What's worse is that they get real aggressive about it. Had an experience where one anglo got escorted off the plane during boarding for threatening to beat the flight attendant telling him to go to his original seat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a plane but
      >on long train trip in france
      >my assigned seat occupied by someone else (middle-aged guy sitting next to his wife)
      >pair of seats in front of them empty but there's a purse on the ground
      >sit in the window seat next to the purse, get my laptop out and watch like an episode and a half of texhnolyze
      >two women come at the same time to ask me to move
      where the frick were they for a half fricking hour while I was sitting there
      they acted a bit offended which I didn't like too since it was because someone else was in my seat anyway, but I didn't want to b***h at that guy since I understood why he'd stolen my seat (to sit next to his wife)
      had to move next to an old guy.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the anon that says to handle this by refusing to even acknowledge or interact with the fatty? Treat them like an unsanitary object left behind and insist you be moved from someone who invades your personal space.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in NZ and most international flights I've been on have been Kiwis/Aus/East Asians.

    >board the plane
    >everyone sits in their assigned seats
    >everything is fine

    I'm glad I don't have to transit anywhere near America to get most places

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My AUS > NZ flights have always been chill AF
      the worst I've had is we were delayed by 10 mins coz someone in premium-economy was having a shitfit over not wanting to sit in their assigned seat. AFP showed up, escorted her off, we went on with our day.
      b***h sounded like miss piggy when she got worked up (no word of a lie, if she said 'kerrmie' at some point half the people in the cabin would've lost their shit)

      I'd say 'at least we aren't like the americans'.. but frick.. any Jetstar flight from Perth to Bali would have them beat. it's called the Bogan Bus for a good reason

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sitting in first class on delta
    >economy boards
    >Black folk
    >more Black folk
    >pic related on my face and all of the flight attendants
    >look one homely middle-aged attendant in the eye
    >terrabytes of understanding pass in an instant
    >boarding concludes
    >curtain closes
    >despite sound of engines, nothing can fully drown out the screeching children and "adult" complaining in the back
    >hear a distinct "why do they get food and we don't?" in standard eubonics-english
    >halfway through flight younger attendant comes into forward galley
    >wipes tears from her eyes
    >"i can't do it, i can't go back there"
    >older flight attendant tries to encourage her
    >after a minute she gathers herself and heads back into the human zoo
    >at the end of the flight one of the pilots lets her sit in his chair while he says goodbye to people
    >her face is in her hands and she is clearly sobbing as quietly as she can
    >tumult of the Black folk echoes behind me as i walk away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at the end of the flight one of the pilots lets her sit in his chair
      NEVER happening. Flight attendants can sit on my lap if they wish to enter the wienerpit. Otherwise they can stay in the back with the rest of the cattle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am just now realizing that I've never been on a flight with any considerable amount of Black Americans. Pretty much only been the well-dressed Nigerian types. It's never been like an aerial Detroit is what I'm saying.

      This is unironically the attitude of Australians in urban areas much of the time.

      [...]
      AmeriBlack folk really are a high to behold. My experience in DRC was that aside from some minor cheekiness, the Black people were considerate, harmonious.
      Sometimes I wonder if American slaves were a rug from Africans who sold off "that annoying homosexual" and "that random murderer" and emptied their prisons (for want of a better word) into the open arms of plantationers.

      [...]
      Someone took my seat on a train down to London when I went to the bathroom and then acted indignant when I took it back.

      [...]
      Why are they like this?

      Africans mog Americans blacks all the time, wouldn't be surprise if their thinking was "Hey, if we captured you and sold you into slavery that's on you, shoulda been faster lol"

      Did anyone else fly at all from March 2020 to about December of 2020? That was the absolute best travel of my entire life. I had entire rows to myself, sometimes there was only 3 or 4 other people on the plane total. Then the mask requirements started and people started flying again and it became a worse hell than before. I was flyingfor work becausei was "essenshul"

      Life was beautiful.

      >wat do?
      karen mode for a free upgrade of course, don't even acknowledge the obeast just immediately talk to a flight attendant.
      >stories?
      sure
      >be me
      >flying London to Miami
      >no issues boarding
      >plane is in the air
      >family in row behind mine
      >their 4 or 5 year old has zero discipline and begins kicking and pushing my seat
      >bringing this up with the parents results in zero action on their end
      >kid also goes on a full autist meltdown cryfest every half hour like clockwork
      >dad lost his shit, screamed at the morons and was about to physically beat the shit out of the father
      >flight attendants finally intervene after like 7 hours seeing the potential for an unironic fight
      >kid stops his shitfest out of fear of an actual punishment now that attendants got involved
      >final hour
      >dumbass begins climbing on the seats during turbulence
      >flies to the fricking roof and smacks his head
      I had and have never been closer to irl fedposting than that flight, utterly baffling how you as a parent do fricking nothing to control your unruly child in public as they go out of their way to inconvenience others.

      Something is happening with parents i.e. they're not doing it. iPad kids are braindead brats foisted on the rest of the public.

      Most fat women don't smell

      >Most fat women don't smell
      Incredible incorrect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flight gets delayed
      >finally boarding starts and they board all zones at once so forced to mix in with the rift raft
      >large black family in front of me starts singing random verses from what I guess is church music
      >each time they sing they gyrate around to look everyone in the eye which I assume is to assert their dominance
      i just want to board the fricking plane, they just keep singing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is definitely the best part of boarding early. You're already comfy, leaning back, and watching the plebs flow in.
      Sometimes I like to walk the whole length of the plane when it is a particularly long flight, and boy, walking past economy always makes me feel grateful of where I am in life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        First and business kinda suck t b h. Once you experience flying private with a couple a few good friends and an actual decent pilot on a decent, modern plane instead of some pajeet you'll finally experience what success feels like.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I enjoy looking down on the riffraff walking past me to cattle class, private would rob me of that experience

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually won't happen with Delta. It's too expensive. Maybe if it's like a flight from Chicago to Philadelphia though.

      Fly Frontier or Spirit to experience this to the max. One of the reasons I'll never fly those two airlines.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm surprised how few Black folk seem to fly United. I always pegged United as a poverty airline but I just don't see them much.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          United fares are often higher than AA or Delta.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my little sister got stuck between two fatties of this size when we were kids
    plane was fully booked and it was not physically possible for us to swap out with her as she was just barely small enough to exist between them
    my mom holding in her laughter so hard that she was weeping a few aisles back, which led to embarrassment, which led to more inappropriate laughter
    the fatties offered to buy her whatever she wanted from the menu as a "sorry" but, having made the connection that too much food makes you fat, she just asked for another ginger ale
    we still tease her about this ~16 years later

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that there are strict rules about how big you need to be on fairground rides, but yet these fatties are deemed fine to fly on planes when they can barely fit down the aisle and don't actually fir in the seat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one wants to properly address it up because >muh discrimination and then the airlines will be forced to have big seats for no extra cost for fatties which will destroy their business model of packing in as many people as possible into a plane and then normal people who get no room in a small seat will feel salty because just be fat if you want room on a plane, so basically fat people should just be banned from flying if they can't fit in a plane seat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        just stick the fatties into cargo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this made me think - fatties are actually on our side. They should force airlines to make seats bigger to accomodate fatties.
        If they refuse than they are fatphobic and discriminatory

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frontier did this, hence the wide middle seats
          Trust me you don't want this

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else fly at all from March 2020 to about December of 2020? That was the absolute best travel of my entire life. I had entire rows to myself, sometimes there was only 3 or 4 other people on the plane total. Then the mask requirements started and people started flying again and it became a worse hell than before. I was flyingfor work becausei was "essenshul"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I flew in March and in November of that year. It reminded me of the months immediately post-9/11, but even better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flew weekly from July to the end of the year. Was upgraded on every single flight. Typically had no more than one other person in business with me. Was treated like a king because I was one of the only Exec Plats still flying on AA at that point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delta didn't book their middle seats. It was pretty awesome, and they had vents that blew jets of air hard enough so I could actually breathe fresh air while wearing the stupid mask over my nose. But then I got to Colombia and you had to wear a mask at all times in public - but nobody gave a hoot if you let your nose stick out, so it wasn't too bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you, I keep hearing about how amazing that period was. We will never get those flights and those empty highways back.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was kino and I miss it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't miss the paperwork that you had to fill for each country. But it was good to have flights and destinations with no plebs since paperwork and covid tests are too hard for them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I flew to the netherlands during the two weeks it was illegal for americans to enter in 2021
      there were like, two other parties on the whole 787. those were the halcyon days.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      went to Italy from America as my wife is European. this was right after their first COVID spike.

      >no tourists in Rome

      it was fricking awesome

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        also they changed the regulation when I was going back to France so I barely got back in. honestly France 2022 wasn't bad either. They were actually happy to see tourists again.

        >full body suit chingys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was alone in my row on my 12 hour flight to KL, It was comfy as frick.
      Being able to properly lie down on a plane is a game changer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Went to Bruxelles in late 2020 to meet and give the ol lickaroo to a grill i met on Interpals. It felt so weird, we were like 15 people in the whole airplane, I remember laying down and take a nap in the seats row and the flight attendants didn't say a thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Went to Switzerland in Sept 2020 and Maldives in Dec 2020. Entire departure airport terminal was gloriously empty, planes 1/3 full. Genuinely magical as poors were stuck locked down and COVID lockdown freaks were in their basements pounding sand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tokyo to Frankfurt ANA July 2020. It was heavenly. Had an entire row to myself to lie down with a blanket. Popped some valium i got for "flight anxiety" and slammed free sapporos served by cute flight attendants the entire time. watched movies took long shits. ana has great food too. This is how billionaires travel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took a regional jet a couple states over to drive a truck home that I bought in April 2020. I was the only passenger in the terminal. I was the only passenger on the entire jet. Private jet, only time I'll get that in my entire life kek.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on flight from Bangkok to Ko Samui with girlfriend
    >i'm in the aisle seat, she's in the middle
    >fat American manchild a row over is in someone else's seat
    >stewardess comes over and asks for his boarding pass
    >fat American manchild literally whines he doesn't know where it is and looks like he's going to cry
    >eventually they find his boarding pass
    >notice the window seat next to my gf is free
    >oh god no
    >oh yes, it's his seat
    >luckily the fat American is willing to take the aisle seat so my gf can go in the window seat and me in the middle
    >stuck next to slobbering fatty for the flight
    It was only an hour, but still, I've no idea how this guy managed to go through the entire process of boarding the plane to begin with given he seemed to literally have the mind of a petulant child.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two people
      >booking a middle seat
      It's common sense to pick aisle and window and then trade if the middle seat is actually occupied.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For transportation discussions go to >>>/n/

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't everyone have a beautiful travel companion?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first class: SEATED
    >headphones: ON
    >music: PLAYING
    >plane: TAKING OFF
    It’s comfy time

    I’ll see you on the other side bros

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't fit between the armrests in the down position you have to buy two seats.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people always smell like grease.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most fat women don't smell

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they get sweaty just breathing. Imagine the smell after a few hours

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bull fricking shit
        Every fatty I've worked with smells like moldy leather from not properly bathing or wearing week old clothes because they're lazy as frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what a fat woman would say.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I'm not seeing a middle seat in that image.

    But in all seriousness, if there's no one in the aisle seat then it's no issue. But if there's someone there I'm gonna just ask a stewardess to seat me somewhere else.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fatties should be banned from all places until they lose the weight

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [clears throat]
    >And I'm telling you, that motherfricker. that motherfricker right there is not real.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wat do?
    karen mode for a free upgrade of course, don't even acknowledge the obeast just immediately talk to a flight attendant.
    >stories?
    sure
    >be me
    >flying London to Miami
    >no issues boarding
    >plane is in the air
    >family in row behind mine
    >their 4 or 5 year old has zero discipline and begins kicking and pushing my seat
    >bringing this up with the parents results in zero action on their end
    >kid also goes on a full autist meltdown cryfest every half hour like clockwork
    >dad lost his shit, screamed at the morons and was about to physically beat the shit out of the father
    >flight attendants finally intervene after like 7 hours seeing the potential for an unironic fight
    >kid stops his shitfest out of fear of an actual punishment now that attendants got involved
    >final hour
    >dumbass begins climbing on the seats during turbulence
    >flies to the fricking roof and smacks his head
    I had and have never been closer to irl fedposting than that flight, utterly baffling how you as a parent do fricking nothing to control your unruly child in public as they go out of their way to inconvenience others.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a poor, heavily Hispanic city with an airport and every time I fly home it's like Russian roulette because the average passenger weighs 280lbs

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only funny experience on a plane was while I was going to Berlin and an old guy next to me asks "how many Deustchemarks will that be?" To the flight attendant
    She just gives a perfect smile and says five euro

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no! Im stuck sitting next to a giant, comfortable, warm pillow for 10 hours!

    Getting seated next to an obese woman should be a thing you buy with points, it's that comfortable.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would simply hit on them and frick them.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on flight back from vacation last week
    >flying Southwest so open seating
    >plane is filling up when I board, take window seat with some fat boomer in the aisle seat and empty middle
    >last passengers boarding now, full flight
    >hot guy who I wouldn’t mind rubbing against a little has to sit in my row
    >boomer “that’s alright, I’ll just schooch over here”
    >have to sit be touching fat old guy for most of the flight instead of the qt

    Frick that guy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based boomer sensed your gayness from your physiognomy and stopped and sinful shenanigans from happening in his row.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going from Sydney to Paris, layover in Dubai
    >late arvo flight, party mode on the plane engaged
    >bing chilling in the galley cause I wanted to stand up
    >pommie comes and hangs out, he's just pulling beers out of the cupboards (free anyway)
    >attendant comes and b***hes at him
    >he shrugs at me, as soon as she turns around he's back in there
    And then I clogged the shitter in the Emirates premium lounge.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finishing 3 month Eurotrip
    >booked the main flights through travel agent because we couldn't be fricked looking at all the airports to find the cheapest flights + they gave us a good price
    >trip back is Rome>Singapore>Melbourne
    >Rome>Singapore is comfy with Singapore Airlines
    >think the next flight to Melbourne is with Singapore Airlines because it says it is
    >it's actually Scoot. A budget airline run by Singapore Airlines
    >tfw the plane is absolutely full of smelly indians
    >crying babies everywhere
    >no screens for the 7 hour flight
    >food is super expensive so don't bother. just try to sleep
    >flight attendants come around and give us a blanket and a meal (I can only assume the travel agent must've booked it for us)
    >eat okay food
    >hear all the pajeets complaining that they aren't getting food/complaining because the food isn't vegetarian and is against their religion
    >mfw I'm on a shit flight but at least these stuck up pajeets are getting pwned

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Singapore-Australia on SA is my favorite plane trip that I actually always look forward too. It used to be the planes were always 50% polite, quiet Australians and 50% polite, quiet Asians but something is changing, everytime I fly now there are hoards of who completely ruin the experience for everyone.
      >Obese, rude and noisy
      >The men and older women constantly asking the staff for something every 5 minutes

      >Can I have 5 packs of playing cards
      >Can you get me a drink
      >And some peanuts
      >I can't eat these peanuts can you get me some different ones
      >Excuse me this drink doesn't have enough sugar
      >Actually I forgot I'm not meant to drink so much sugar can you make me another one
      >My headphones aren't working : (
      >My screen doesn't flip all the way up and I'm trying to watch a movie
      >Can you give me some toys for my children
      >Can I have another 5 packs of playing cards
      >My feet hurt
      >Can you take 100 photos of me and my family
      >Can you turn the air conditioning down

      Indians are the reason why we can't have nice things, the whole flight is the staff running up and down the aisles nonstop to accommodate the same 15 indians with stupid requests.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was on a flight from Frankfurt to Nairobi and some american middle aged woman was throwing an absolute fit that a dude wouldn't give up his window seat so that she could "sit with her daughter". (Know she was american because she was crying about the airline losing her bag from Philly). Sure, your day sucked, but middle aged white women can't help but make their problems everyone else's problem too. The fricked part was that there was an open seat in the centre row beside her, she just wanted a window seat.

    I hate Americans almost as much as Germans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate Germans?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly rude and self righteous, but not more in the doesn’t give a frick way than the causing a scene way.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly rude and self righteous, but not more in the doesn’t give a frick way than the causing a scene way.

        I met an elderly German couple on the way to Canada. They were visiting their daughter in Rocky Mountain House, where they bred sled dogs for many years before moving back to Germoney. They were very nice, you should stop hating Germans.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          German war crimes didn’t stop in the 1940s, Frankfurt airport is a testament to that. Why should I stop hating them?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            built in 1936, doesn't count

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          your post is much more interesting when it's cut off

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got off a night flight in which I was squished between two large Indian men, both hindu. The scent of curry was rather unbearable. So I punished them by ordering the BEEF meal.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where I sit there are no middle seats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can see your double chin in the reflection dweebazoid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i got bumped up once to business class and now think Im fancy
      lol no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could fly business more often but I just cannot justify it unless it costs at most 1k-ish more than economy. Which rarely happens, but if I can I structure a yearly long-haul travel around that. Sniped one like that for next month

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you look like a chudjak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that hairline
      At least you have money

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chrischan?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      love delta one

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do trannies afford first class

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          programming job 🙂 i love being agp

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude nick land said they are the israelites of gender. they are literally fricking rich

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going to warsaw on a school trip
    >landing procedure
    >random pole want to use the bathroom
    >flight attendants blocks his way and tells him to go back to his seat
    >he gets angry, starts forcing his way in, but they locked the door
    >gets mad and kicks the door like a maniac
    >calms down and go back to his seat just as the plane starts touching the ground
    >when the plane lands we're told that nobody should leave their seat and wait
    >2 specops looking dudes carrying MP5s escort the moron out, they didn't even let him take his luggage

    That was pretty fun to watch, I doubt he had a pleasant day after this.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you physically cannot get on your seat because of a tubby bastard, what actually happens? Do they move you? What if the plane is full?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the US:
      they would first try to move you to a new seat. if none are available then they need to pay somebody to get bumped off the flight
      if nobody accepts any of the lowball offers the airline makes you will get paid the full compensation rate and put on another flight

      not sure what would happen elsewhere, probably the fatty would be banned from flying if they don't fit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait. You can do all that just for refusing to sit next to a fatty?

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get on plane in Arabia
    >7 hour flight to SEA, mind you
    >Weird fidgety guy from India next to me
    >Keeps sniffing, shorting dry coughing, flexing his fingers then digging them into his knees
    >He blows air out his nose really hard every few minutes and just looks visibly uncomfortable the whole flight
    >keeps asking to get up to go to the bathroom
    >Just sits with his hands in his lap staring at the chair infront of him for 7 hours
    >plane lands and he runs off the plane in a hurry

    I feel like I sat next to some patient 0 of a new covid variant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      could just be scared of flying, or really in need of a shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely a drug mule

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a short flight from the Netherlands to Scotland where we flew through a storm as we were leaving the Netherlands and another entering Scotland so we had crazy turbulance the entire flight.

    The woman next to me was yelling every time we had a bump or the plane fell a little. "OH MY GOD, OH FRICK, JESUS CHRIST"

    I fricking hate flying too but I just stared straight forward in total silence and accepted my fate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turbulence sucks, but I don't think there has been a single modern passenger jet that ever crashed because of it. The shit you have to worry about is pilot error. That's why you don't fly with Asian or female pilots.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's why you don't fly with Asian or female pilots.
        How do you even find out who is your pilot before boarding a plane?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose you just have to book a fully refundable fare and watch who boards in uniform.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've only only flown with white Chad pilots. Are Asian pilots really bad? I've generally seen Asians (the light skinned ones) as being competent in other fields. I understand if you mean Indians or SEA monkey pilots. People there are stupid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Female drivers and pilots are better than male

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you one of those idiots that thinks the world would be better if it was run by women?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they aren't.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          in what world?

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This 40yo guy next to me on a plane to Rome who took off his shoes and socks once the plane took off. I told him he's not in his living room and to put his shoes on, he looked at me like I just slapped a baby, but he put the shoes on. He kept mumbling for the rest of the flight "unbelievable, unbelievable.." like he was the poor victim here. It's amazing how people have 0 clues about how to act with other people around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick I always take off shoes for long hail especially if it's night time and half the cabin is sleeping.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shoes off is fine but socks off means u let that stank out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have incredibly sweaty and stinky feet. Usually after a full day's work my socks have white stains from the sweat and are crusty. There is no way if you have smelly feet that you don't know this. I NEVER take my shoes off in public because I know how bad it is. Hell I would say most men have disgusting feet and should not take their shoes off in public ever.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you have sweaty white spongiform feet with bacterial holes, PUT NEOSPORIN ON THEM, thick layer, and repeat.

            if your feet sweat a lot along with your pits, it's probably sensitivity to caffeine or another upper you take.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          > shoes off is fine

          No it's not. You're not in your house, you're in a place you're sharing with other stranger. It's disgusting and make other people feel weird, please don't do it. People who takes off their shoes on trains/buses/planes and let everyone take a whiff of their sweaty feet are chink-tier travellers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad to hear that you have never been and you'll never be in any premium class where slippers are provided to you as part of the wardrobe process.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope shoes off is fine

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a nice lady basically like OPs pic in the middle seat
    >I have assigned seating next to her
    >I think to myself 'dang it'
    >turns out she is really talkative and friendly, actually have some things in common
    >having some good conversations even though I usuall hate talking to people on flights
    >kept noticing this guy across the row shaking his head like he's irritated the entire flight
    >like 2/3rd into the guy turns towards us and goes 'will you guys please be quiet? I'm trying to read'
    >we start talking quieter, like near whispering
    >he is still over there shaking his head every so often even though we are talking much quieter
    >look closer and he was reading one of those flight instruction manuals from the seat pouches, it seemed like he red it 2 or 3 times
    I can't tell what his problem was. It was strange. Maybe he was really nervous and the talking was making it worse?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't tell what his problem was.
      >shaking his head like he's irritated the entire flight
      >'will you guys please be quiet? I'm trying to read'
      >he was reading one of those flight instruction manuals from the seat pouches, it seemed like he red it 2 or 3 times
      It's autism.

      Glad to hear that you have never been and you'll never be in any premium class where slippers are provided to you as part of the wardrobe process.

      >where slippers are provided to you
      As a gift not for you to wear right there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. LCC enjoyer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      out she is really talkative
      is this a good thing?

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get back from vacation a few days ago
    >flights are Boston-Amsterdam and Amsterdam-Turin
    >both planes pretty packed
    >window seat both times
    >seat beside me empty on both flights

    What are the fricking chances? This must be compensation for a few years ago's Milan-NYC where I sat beside a fricking crazy Norwegian old lady who threw killer glances at everything and everyone and mumbled horrible Nordic curses for the whole flight

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taking a short flight in europe only budget airlines
    >wait until more or less last to queue up to board
    >deep voice comes from behind me breathing heavily "is this the line for fast track"
    >start replying "no its that side" as I turn my head to look at who asked
    >extremely obese man with long hair and a flowery dress and tights
    >attendants saying "go this way if you are seat 1-30, this way for 40-60
    >go to the back of the plane where you have to take stairs rather than the ramp as my seat is near the back
    >cross dresser goes the other way, relieved i wont be near them they must be near the front
    >making my way to my seat and it appears right in front of me again looking up at the numbers
    >clicks that it took the ramp out of lazyness
    it ended up sitting diagonally in front of me and spent the flight with its head leaning on the chair in front looking sick but for a moment i thought i was in for hell

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once accidentally brought pepper spray on a flight during a work trip
    Both the way there and the return, only noticed after arriving back home and unpacking my bag
    So much for security

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not owning your own jet
    What color is your Bugatti?

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL. Literally did that from Taipei->Chicago. 14 hour flight stuck between two enormous smelly monster Taiwanese Aborigines. FML.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: reasons I always upgrade to first/business
    My GF thinks I'm nuts, but you just don't experience this shit up front.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to Lithuania on visa run
    >Happens to be birthday
    >Pretend embassy is closed and get another day accommodation paid
    >Meet the most qt3.14 girl ever, she gives me a small bottle of some local spirit as a birthday gift
    >She says "only drink this if you're feeling down, and you'll remember this moment, and it'll cheer you up"
    >Promise never to feel down ever, and that I'll keep the bottle unopened forever
    >Fast forward 3 years
    >Traveling through Norway
    >Forget bottle in hand luggage
    >Get asked to throw it out
    >Consider missing flight. Decide just to down it there and then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lithuania
      >visa run
      What. From where?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Latvia

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was this in the early 1990's?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anytime before 2007.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russia. Also reminds me:
        >Be in airport in Russia
        >No smoking signs everywhere
        >Go to toilet
        >Wall of smoke approaches me
        >Slav squatters fricking everywhere
        >Flight delayed
        >Get absolutely smashed at airport bar
        >Go to plane
        >Last thing I remember is that is haf propellers
        >Wake up in Vilinius

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im so pissed that my cheapskate father asked me to visit him while he lives his live in US and im trying to do my best in europoor land and the best he can do is economy class tickets, thanks for making me rage even more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His life*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is economy not good enough? you sound like a gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        economy on a long haul is miserable especially on a full flight

        Im so pissed that my cheapskate father asked me to visit him while he lives his live in US and im trying to do my best in europoor land and the best he can do is economy class tickets, thanks for making me rage even more

        you might be able to upgrade for cheap when the flight gets close. even premium economy would be much better.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the airline really
          Some run 2-4-2 layout even in economy, makes it rather bearable.
          Or what I used to do before being able to afford business regularly is to pick this seat, some extra legroom due to the angle, and only have to bother one other person to get up. But then again not all planes have this

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, my JAL flight next week does the 2-4-2 layout. Pretty comfy.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people are comfy. As long as she doesn't smell bad she's like a giant pillow.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it.
      t. was stuck between a window and a giant albanian in a night bus and ended up using him as a pillow and he didn't mind. No homosexual though.

  60. 9 months ago
    sage
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you need more? Business class overrated.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cabin jumpseat is pretty shit for long-haul if you don't have access to the rest area.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Seated next to a beautiful girl with only one arm.
    >Unfortunately that arm is occupying my arm rest.
    so close to perfection.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have placed your arm on top of hers and interlocked fingers

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >board the plane
    >sit next to older guy
    >he has regular coughing fits
    >he turns to me and says "dont worry, its not the flu or anything, i have cancer"

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do not fly unless work makes me and I am very good at avoiding that too

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 10 years ago my company at the time booked me on a flight to Atlanta. I had an aisle seat, but sitting in the middle seat next to me was the father of a family of three children sitting directly across the aisle.

    One of those children was a clearly autistic girl about 12-years-old or so, and she kept panicking and getting out of her seat to pace up and down the aisle. Flight attendants kept bringing her back to her seat, but within minutes she was always getting up again to start pacing from one end of the plane to the other. Her father tried persuading her to stay seated, but she had a fit and started screaming.

    I offered to trade seats with him so I didn't have to be in the middle of this shit storm, but he was so focused on his personal tragedy that he didn't even hear me. Meanwhile, one of his daughters sitting next to the autistic one suddenly became airsick and started vomting all over her... and me. The autistic girl freaked out and made a run for it, the father climbed over me to go after her, the mother (sitting in a row behind us) followed him, and the flight attendants started shouting at everyone.

    They kept up this fricking circus for over three hours, and there was not one goddamn thing I could do to escape. The parents ignored me, the flight attendants ignored me, and I spent nearly two hours covered in vomit, holding my ears against piercing shrieks of the autistic girl, and getting kneed and elbowed out of the way by just about everyone involved.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had to sit on a 3 hour flight between two fat smelly niggles.

    I am pretty sure they are on the same connection as well, I might actually kms If sitting near them again

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just call a flight attendant and complain until I'm moved honestly

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would literally force her ass into her seat until she complained and then tell them to move me or her

    Also last long distance flight i had window seat, middle seat was empty then aisle seat taken by based korean dude...we agreeed that middle seat was community so we just kept our stuff and was able to spread out a bit....best 14 hr flight i had in a while compared to my packed delta return flight but least the girl next to me was nice

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flew from PHX to PHL like this once, she kept ripping ass and leaning on me. Most uncomfortable flight I've ever taken.

    Blessed were the flights where I get to bullshit around with the flight crew up in the front back when I worked for American.

    Can't believe we really had to have equipment to move land whales in and out of seating. Deny them boarding and save the rest of the souls on board from heightened crash risk.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    4chin told me two men could be close without it being about degenerate sex 🙁

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread gets taken over by a bot

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than being by Black folk. I avoid travel now because the last few times I fly, the airports were full of fricking Black folk. unbelievable.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a layover in NYC for flight to Zurich
    >Like 30 Hasidic israelites get on
    >Kids spend the whole flight running up and down the aisle
    >Adults keep standing up and shouting over 10 rows to one another

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >c-pap in middle seat
    "Hi, I guess the isle seat is mine.."
    "Can i buy you a drink?"
    >free drink tickets gets her drunk
    >she lets you use the c-pap machine that night
    >my fat fren 4ever

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