Pyongyang/North Korea is opening to tourists, at least that's what the other passport bros are saying.

Pyongyang/North Korea is opening to tourists, at least that's what the other passport bros are saying. Do you think the hermit kingdom will finally open its doors to solo non guided tours?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think the hermit kingdom will finally open its doors to solo non guided tours
    no, and you are fricking moronic if you travel here. doing absolutely nothing other than funding genocide and more big macs for a fat moronic chink wiener dictator.
    sage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, OP was talking about NK, not Israel or the US

      Please pay more attention before replying next time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Small country comprised of single ethnic group is committing ‘genocide’ against itself
      Classic mutt take

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spends a billion dollars on a dilapidated eyesore hotel that hasn't had a single guest while the population is malnourished and millions of norks have died from state-induced famine
        LMAOOOOOOO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mismanagement is genocide
          This is the exact thing I was calling a mutt take

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >state induced

          yeah you're right the state of usa did indeed do that with its heavy sanctions. god i hate liberals

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't forget the americans were obviously the ones behind the famine about 10 or 20 years back but of course commies are too dumb to see that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't forget the americans were obviously the ones behind the famine about 10 or 20 years back but of course commies are too dumb to see that

            >ussr paypig ACKs
            >massive rainfall and flooding
            >moronic supreme leader mismanaged the state at every level
            >"It was duh americans!!! we dindu nuffin!!!"
            americans provided north korea with hundreds of thousands of tons of food aid at the time lol. probably would have received more food, too, if it weren't for the missile chimpouts.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This website would be so much better if literal children didn’t post on it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it looks fricking sick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo it's actually le DEMOcide not heckin genocide!!
        And you're moronic as well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is the killing fields

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          An entirely different country

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its okay when Israel is doing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo your heckin tourism must be le ethical!!!
      Black person, I don't give a shit about the North Korean people. I want to see cool and unique stuff, simple as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they plan on geomaxxing u twat. Given north koreans are super short thx to malnourishment, ugly euroid baldies can take home a korean trad waifu.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be amazed if that worked. Most North Koreans are at least sort of grossed out by interracial marriage, and they don’t have enough exposure to western pop cultural icons to find white folks attractive. They’re pretty trad, but the kind of trad that wouldn’t want to date a honky. They even had to procure European or other foreign wives for their handful of successful defectors rather than let them interbreed with Koreans.

        Also, as far as I know, the hookers there are all Chinese.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I’m absolutely BALLS DEEP in North Korean bawds, I’ll think of you you miserable old c**t

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you travel here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flat screen monitors? In North Korea? Great AI pic, anon.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    North Korea is the only Korea that matters

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think the hermit kingdom will finally open its doors to solo non guided tours?
    Not anytime soon, at least not before really big structural and economic changes I don’t yet see coming. I know a lot about the DPRK, including having worked with North Koreans, and am confident that the authorities are too anxious about potential spies and enemies of the state getting in (not quite without reason) to loosen their grip in any big way. Freer tourism doesn’t give them anything they want, unless solo travel visas cost a million bucks apiece.

    >Coming soon: North Korea Digital Nomad Visa! Five million dollars. Includes coworking space at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kim family currently have no male heir. Of that fat frick dies, the throne will either be taken by his sister or his daughter. No matter who will take it, the country will change (because, woman). So, if it happens peacefully,sooner than you think. If not, never (because NK will end up a nuclear wasteland for at least 10,000 years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, sure. But I’ve been paying attention to that benighted place for a long time, and people have been thinking collapse or reform or opening or change from within ANY MINUTE NOW, convinced that they’re right, for forty years.

        Part of the problem is that there’s an expansive military-bureaucratic apparatus that depends on the maintenance of the status quo for survival, and it’s got tendrils all through society, from ancient soldiers at the top to farm managers at the grassroots, everyone clinging to a patron above or on the next bench. There’s a lot of fear of rocking the boat, much more widespread than it seems from without, and pervasive but little-acknowledged terror of how bad real change could be in the short-to-medium term. People used to like to make an analogy to the reunification of Germany when talking about Korean reunification, but the development, wealth, and ideology gaps between the Koreas are orders of magnitude more profound. Any big transitions are going to be traumatic and expensive and take decades.

        I do agree that change is inevitable. But I won’t be at all surprised if the Kim dynasty survives at least one or two further generations. Either the sister (who probably has two kids of her own, one or more of whom could be a boy), or a still-unborn future crown prince. KJU may be a fat frick, but he’s still pretty young, and both his father and grandfather hung in there for literal years while in dramatically failing health.

        It will be interesting to observe how things change if a woman did take control, as unlikely as that may seem—if nothing else, the national narrative about women has evolved a little since Kim Jong Il snuffed it. KJI’s wives and concubines were practically state secrets, where Ri Sol Ju has been an at least slightly public figure. Korea wonk friends and colleagues of mine have been interested to see how she’s become the inaugural First Lady of the DPRK in some modest but recognizable ways.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Chinese puppet asiatic shithole should've been nuked for daring to even throw missiles into Japanese territory. OP and the rest of you are massive homosexuals for even entertaining the thought of giving money to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relax weeb

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are better off getting a chinese tour from Dandong than going with a tour organised by the white guy fronted companies. chinese tour gets you a special one on one korean stooge who speaks english who you can get to know and might do favours, instead of just being one of many being corralled on the westerner tour with weird germans and other weird white people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chinese tour gets you a special one on one korean stooge who speaks english who you can get to know and might do favours
      weird, last i remember they'd be imprisoned for being fricked by a non-korean

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are korean prostitutes all throughout northeast china

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should and commit some trivial infraction so you can be tortured into a vegetable. Be sure to credit SighSee.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the cost for a one or 2 week tour of best korea?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think the hermit kingdom will finally open its doors to solo non guided tours?
    no, this will probably be NK announcing that guided tours are coming back, there haven't been any since covid

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could actually do unguided tours in the country starting from march19 this year, catch is that you have to register at the Chinese border. However its only limited to the neighbouring province of whichever point of entry you applied for the permit at.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conveniently leaving out the fact that this is for Singaporean and Chinese only

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No cap, what exactly is there to explore in nk? Is it going to be another episode of "I want to see poor people, starving people, real India!" ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what exactly is there to explore in nk?
      That's the meme, you dip. You don't know, because you can't go (right now). North Korea and the North Sentinel Islands are the only 2 places I can think of which can't be realistically visited.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's always nice to see a new batch of reddit tourists on this board.
    Actually, no, it isn't, and you need to go back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think north korea is… le good?
      You’re so cool anon! I bet you even kno da ebin 1337 h4x0r SighSee triforce wojak pepe greentext

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody thinks North Korea is good, people want to see one of the world's least visited countries.

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