Rate my luggage

Going to Romania and Serbia in a couple of days to quench my thirst for adventure and to meet up with some internet racists. Will be wild camping to save money and will not be paying extra for luggage, so all of this will be my carry-on. The trip will last for a week.

Have I forgotten anything?

Stuff in the picture:
>1. Adapter for flash drive so that I can plug it into my phone
>2. Flash drive for document storage and transfer
>3. Most powerful flashlight $20 can buy
>4. Wall adapter
>5. GoPro with huge SD-card for documentation
>6. Mound of tissues (my nose sucks)
>7. Padlock (probably useful)
>8. Lots of cables for everything
>9. Paper clip for SIM-card replacement
>10. Gypsy killer (not bait)
>11. Travel documents and insurance paper
>12. Pouches for SIM-cards
>13. T-shirt x 2
>14. General purpose plastic bag
>15. Underwear x 2
>16. Socks x 2 (one pair is extra thick)
>17. Sleeping bag (no idea how good it is)
>18. Wallet with a diverse and inclusive roster of currencies in it
>19. Sleeping bag cover
>20. Gloves
>21. Toiletries in a compliant see-through bag

Stuff that is not in the picture but that I will of course bring:
>1. Power bank x 2 (charging right now)
>2. Jacket, hat, shoes, headphones, phone
>3. The most definitely oversized backpack that will house all these things

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are handguns legal in Romania and Serbia? I thought Europeans were super homosexual about guns. I hope you get the chance to defend yourself against a Gypsy frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are legal in Serbia at least, but not without a license. OP is either trolling or will get violated by airport security

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ofc he's trolling no one is that idiotic to try to bring a gun through an airport

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also no one is idiotic enough to go wild camping in Romania and Serbia. Without a tested bivvy sac or tent, too.
          If this is not bait, I can't wait for the inevitable news about some stupid tourist who got into trouble in Romania.
          Diverse and inclusive currency my ass. You don't necessarily need more than 2 and if you have more than 3 you are stupid as frick and will deserve to be pickpocketed.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vagrant Holiday-pilled

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >laughs in murican
          but seriously flights are getting spooky with all the issues we have here

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you are captured by customs and imprisoned and raped by the guards violently

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        in this fantasy the guards would be cute traps

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie you are a porn addict

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha anything but that

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15. Underwear x 2
    >16. Socks x 2 (one pair is extra thick)

    Are you going to wash your underwear and socks in the sink or are u gonna wear them for the whole week? can get quite smelly

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blow your nose on a bandana, then wash it on sunny day homosexual
    Eurotrash like you probably shower every five days anyway, so two change of clothes would likely do fine for a week of strenuous sweaty exertion.
    You will want a tactical pack that you can carry what you need for an overnight operation, and also a luggage pack (preferably a duffel) that you can leave in the safe house. None of this wild camping like a bum shit

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