Redpill me on Lisbon

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not just because of how bad that crop is

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its too hilly for a fat person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good! No Ameriblob tourists

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shithole

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough blacks and muslims.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in other words,the superior choice

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decent city for 3 days. I think the best is outside Lisbon though (Cascais, Sintra). Eat the desserts. And drink wine.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's on of the better eu capital cities, for sure worth spending a few days in. As the other guy said also visit Cascias(Beach town) and Sintra(comfy tourist town with a bunch of castles). They are botu an easy train ride . There is some stuff to see in the city as well, and a nice night life scene with some cool bars.

    One thing is if you look british or american, you literally can't walk 50 feet at night without someone trying to sell you """hash""" or """coke""". At first it was funny but eventually it got annoying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're full. Go to the Azores or to rural continental areas instead

      >One thing is if you look british or american, you literally can't walk 50 feet at night without someone trying to sell you """hash""" or """coke""". At first it was funny but eventually it got annoying
      Happens to the locals too. And yeah those gypsies are not really selling drugs

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rio de Janeiro with slightly less Black folk and slightly safer but uglier

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As Bifanas do Afonso was amazing, but because it is top of trip advisor peak lunch time it is packed, so go at odd hours. it closes early. assume there are no seats only a counter or nearby bench to eat.
    2.70 for a stewed pork sandwich

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm staying in Cascias for a week next year. I'm gonna rent a motorcycle and explore the national park w/ multiple historical buildings to the north for 2-3 days then explore Lisbon for 4-5 days. I have another week after and I'm not sure where to go. I was going to go to Porto but I'm guessing it's just going to be just like Lisbon and i would rather see more countryside. I'm interested in going to areas to instead of Porto. I'm thinking the Monchique region near the south coast or a small town on the Douro River. Looking for a spot to relax enjoy the vistas and drink a lot of wine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no national parks near cascais lad
      the only national park in the country is Gerês in Minho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protected_areas_of_Portugal

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but he's right, the only National Park is in Gerês, the other ones are protected areas but it's not quite the same

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn you're right

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porto is way nicer and more lively than Lisbon. Lisbon is like the bronx, Porto is like Manhattan.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cascais
    Land of the aristocratic families. Do stay there and ruin it as much as you can

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full of junkies

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    comfy

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of poop on the streets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is the cooming?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not good. portuguese women aren't easy

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil, but poorer

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    funnily enough i was suprised how many hassid israelites i saw in cascias
    (the number being more than 0)

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the worst bits in the country
    do something else while you're there

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live there and the tourism industry completely ruined whatever originality the city had in the past decade
    the old stuff is still worth visiting I guess
    honestly it's a fun town, and it has a unique vibe with the way the sun reflects the light from the river into the city but don't expect too much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Lives in Vila Franca de Xira

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally live in Lapa m8

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many surnames do you have?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when im in lapa
    i like to brapa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      guapa

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought about doing lisbon to porto by train with stopovers in smaller rural point of intrest, theres a prt railpass discount, anyone else heard of it?
    Ive been to lizbon 2 times, porto 1 time, madeira 2 times and azores 2 times, i like portugal and have friend in porto, but lizbon was probably least intresting place, beside being close to sintra.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food is good, plenty of fun stuff to do, weather is excellent, getting around is cheap (uber rides only a few bucks), service workers speak English, and personally the most important thing is the cost of living is sensible as a tourist. I never felt like I was paying too much for shit, which happens almost every day in the USA. If you saw every city in the world I'm sure you would enjoy a few here or there more than Lisbon, but nobody can say Lisbon is bad, or even average. It's safe, clean, beautiful, fun, and relaxing. Good amount of shit to do for a good price. Hard not to enjoy your time in Lisbon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Pays 40€ for pastel de nata

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